I swear, Dawson is much better. He is dedicated to 3 channels. He makes at least 10 videos a week on those channels. RayWilliamJohnson makes 2 videos a week by stealing other YouTuber's videos... But yet, he gets maybe 7M views in just a few days. He also goes on vacation, he made 1 video in the last month, with other people covering for him. HELLO?
Have you ever seen the number of writers credited at the end of a two-minute =3 episode? It'll blow your mind. They have more writers working on that little one-and-a-half minute smeared booger than they have working on most textbooks.
RWJ gets millions of views, but he doesn't do a damn thing except look like a total tool. The fact that guys like him and Shane Dawson get so many views is very, very disturbing. Thank you, Neil, for not being a douchebag. I salute you!
@navyswimer89 he doesn't deserve his success, all he does is just recycle video clips. how many YouTubers with brilliant, original content just get ignored?
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This video was pretty funny until he called them douches. That seemed kind of over the line. They're just entertainers, trying to get a laugh. They might not put out much, as some say, "Original content," but does anyone remember a young man who would grab random images and make them sing mondegreens of japanese music? Not exactly high art, but enjoyable none the less. RWJ has been putting out songs for a little while now, and they're fairly funny.
@DerpusViaHerpus What I was wondering was, "Why on earth would they have hundreds of subscribers if they're so unpopular?" But I suppose you have a point. Of course, I would be missing at least one thing if I've never seen a video of them. Lol. I just had to think of one more thing to say.
r@TheJellyroll101 raywilliamjohnson is the most subscribed channel on youtube, and shane dawson is also a youtube star. He was on smosh once (named "dane shawson") and in one ian is bored, ian prank called ray about a fake movie with the same plotline as battlefield earth
@harrylane4 Excuse me sir, could you remove that phallus from your mouthhole? It is making it quite difficult to understand what you are saying, it almost sounds as if you are promoting the cuntliest cunts on youtube.
Oh my god! It's crazy! I just got a free iPad 2 from Apple! You have to go to this website w w w. onefreeipad .info (delete spaces) and enter your email to get a free iPad2 too! Remeber to enter your real email address! Im shocked!
@TheTornadoStorm nope, they always say something, then cut video, moves over to another part of the room, then start filmig again, which is an overused way of video editing, second, they dub other peoples fail videos, something 8 years old kids do. So yeah, other than that I guess that they're misleading titles and photoshop'd thumbnail are also pretty retarded. They can't act fo' shit!
Honestly, why is it that everyone either hates them as if they're the devil, or is so quick to attack anyone who HATES them that they abandon all logic or reason? i mean, come on, there's no reason to be assholes; i like RWJ, because i find his videos funny. He's an entertainer, that's all. You don't see me blindly hating anyone who dislikes him, do you? no, my problem is when people on EITHER side get so extreme about it.
@Shadowking640 One thing, I take issue when you say it's "his" videos you find funny. The funny bits of "=3" are NOT his. RWJ didn't make them. Hell, he barely makes any original content.
@shadoworsonic You are a cocksucker. Really. I don't mean that as a pure insult, rather a reference to your obvious and slightly sickening adoration for "Shane Dawson" or RWJ, which compels you to jump to their defence and attack anyone who might dislike them for what they are.
Welcome to Youtube, where the top viewed column is really home to "videos that people struggling with their hormones like to watch...oh and here's some amazing, interesting, and possible even *gasp* intellectual shit"
Although I don't mind SOME of Shane's little skits (shananay, that nerd guy) but I can't stand his vlogs. I tried watching RWJ, but I didn't like it. I think Neil way cleverer and much more witty that those two. I think the only other really big YouTube celebrity I like is Nicepeter.
Every time I see one of these two on my front page, I run to this video and watch it. Hopefully, if a lot of us do that often enough, we can put *this video* on the front page too! >:)
OMG ur soo right these guyz r tutal noooooobs they dont deserve to b on yuotube at all and ray just take other peopelsm vidoes an ssay a stupod joke wiyh them
Can't you idiots see all this fighting is pointless and stupid? And seriously, calling everyone with a different opinion than yours a douche or an asshole will solve NOTHING. And at least try to come up with more creative insults...
@shadoworsonic Dude. If you like V-Bloggers than you seriously need to do something else with you're time. OOOO look at me! I'm commentating other peoples videos and trying to make funny jokes! Don't be such a fanboy. Peace.
I swear, Dawson is much better. He is dedicated to 3 channels. He makes at least 10 videos a week on those channels. RayWilliamJohnson makes 2 videos a week by stealing other YouTuber's videos... But yet, he gets maybe 7M views in just a few days. He also goes on vacation, he made 1 video in the last month, with other people covering for him. HELLO?
Ejhekk18 6 days ago
holy shit how did i not realize you're lemon demon?
slimininin 1 week ago
Have you ever seen the number of writers credited at the end of a two-minute =3 episode? It'll blow your mind. They have more writers working on that little one-and-a-half minute smeared booger than they have working on most textbooks.
kitkatsimply 2 weeks ago
They got recognized by Neil? Nobodys like them?!
asdasasefasd 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from NeilCicierega
Wtf Shane Dawson?
nltwede 1 month ago
this is exactly how i picture their video icons
SpeedyLizzard14 1 month ago
I would like to beat the shit out of both of them.
MrAstrav1 1 month ago
our world.
is filled with lemmings.
unlessitsafarm 1 month ago
i feel that sxephil is the most overlooked perpetrator.
colenbrak 2 months ago 16
@colenbrak thank you.
MikeyTheGuitarist 3 weeks ago
intelligent youtubers for intelligent people
shauno5166 2 months ago 19
I like the thumbnail for this video.
TheStickfigureCO 2 months ago
RWJ looks like a muppet.
KillerFreya 2 months ago 6
@KillerFreya That's an insult to muppets and all muppety men in the world!
NeoSarinatan 3 weeks ago
@NeoSarinatan Oh, dear, I apologize to all manly muppets and muppety men.
KillerFreya 2 weeks ago
RWJ gets millions of views, but he doesn't do a damn thing except look like a total tool. The fact that guys like him and Shane Dawson get so many views is very, very disturbing. Thank you, Neil, for not being a douchebag. I salute you!
DetectiveMenace 2 months ago 6
@DetectiveMenace Shanes da bomb. he loves his fans :) <3 xxxxxxxxxx
Bens4Evs 2 months ago in playlist ShaneDawson
@DetectiveMenace In shanedawson's defense, at least his material is his own rather than rwj who just makes unfunny jokes about viral videos.
raney150 1 month ago
Catchy jingle...
Carsonj13 2 months ago
I love shane but your video is awesome.
iDenizz 2 months ago
Firekullclam, shut it
TheJozz20 2 months ago
im not being a "troll" but they are just really fucking stupid.Thank you neilcicierega.They have no lifes.
fireskullclan 2 months ago
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That was funny but mean too I like RWJ hes funny
navyswimer89 2 months ago
@navyswimer89 no
TekranoXx 2 months ago
@navyswimer89 no
lusteraliaszero 2 months ago
@navyswimer89 he doesn't deserve his success, all he does is just recycle video clips. how many YouTubers with brilliant, original content just get ignored?
MadOldPete 2 months ago 7
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This video was pretty funny until he called them douches. That seemed kind of over the line. They're just entertainers, trying to get a laugh. They might not put out much, as some say, "Original content," but does anyone remember a young man who would grab random images and make them sing mondegreens of japanese music? Not exactly high art, but enjoyable none the less. RWJ has been putting out songs for a little while now, and they're fairly funny.
VioletKerrigan 2 months ago
fucking hilarious
cocadoodledoomoo 2 months ago
Two good faces for slappin'!
bronzepumpkin 2 months ago
Shane Dawson and Ray William Johnson: The inventors of the "This picture will never once appear in this video" video icon.
sk8rdood67 2 months ago 8
@sk8rdood67 :D Agreed. ShaneDawsonTV, and RWJ, and every other shitty vblogger (meekakitty, sxephil, etc) should be killed.
DarkSoulsOST 2 months ago
fuck raywilliamjohnson
he doesnt deserve shit
StolenZombie 2 months ago 13
Amazing, my dearest Neil. Amazing.
Trystaticus 2 months ago 6
816 people approve of untalented pieces of shit
dave3152 3 months ago
Brodyquest is in the related videos. This video is now awesome.
bgibson36 3 months ago 2
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Bloddyfriend 3 months ago
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@bgibson36
Well, of course it's related
Both videos were made by NeilCicierega
Bloddyfriend 3 months ago
@bgibson36 same maker
derp
UberShadow666 3 months ago
@bgibson36 Brodyquest is always relevant.
Inflagrantedelitco 2 months ago 3
rofl
Demyxrocks 3 months ago
Don't tell me most of the haters are guys..
AznGirlgotRice 3 months ago
Need this in HD
EmpGrevious 3 months ago
I didn't even know who these people were before I saw this video, so I was amused but confused.
DaVince21 3 months ago
I cant stand Shane but RWJ is kays.
Trollsaurus 3 months ago
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@Trollsaurus no, he isn't
Monkeyboy92037 3 months ago
The only reason this video doesn't have 5 MILLION HITS is because there isn't a picture of boobs in the thumbnail. This makes me sad.
thelovelyratkitten 3 months ago
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@thelovelyratkitten Congratulations, you have discovered how youtube works.
seriousbees 3 months ago
This is actually pretty fucking hilarious...
AtomicBonzaiTree 3 months ago
All I have to say is " epic face. Epic face. Epic face. .... Theses guys are totally sexofenders.
DaVictum2125 3 months ago
this still remains one of my favourite example of your gift for free speech and common sense on youtube. these guys are moronic.
roxyqueen2 3 months ago
I love you.
unlessitsafarm 3 months ago
What's with the hateful comments about Shane and Ray? I've never seen any videos of them, but...am I missing something?
YourFaceWillDie468 3 months ago
@YourFaceWillDie468 This video pretty much sums up everything they ever do.
AkaBob22 3 months ago
@YourFaceWillDie468 yeah there really dumb
Cvanillacupcake 3 months ago in playlist More videos from NeilCicierega
@YourFaceWillDie468 How would you possibly understand if you've never even seen any of their videos?
WeAretheWalrii 3 months ago
@YourFaceWillDie468
It's quite obvious that you're "missing something" if you've never watched their videos, you dickturd.
DerpusViaHerpus 3 months ago
@DerpusViaHerpus What I was wondering was, "Why on earth would they have hundreds of subscribers if they're so unpopular?" But I suppose you have a point. Of course, I would be missing at least one thing if I've never seen a video of them. Lol. I just had to think of one more thing to say.
YourFaceWillDie468 3 months ago
Shane Dawson is a delightful young lady who gives fashion tips to women between 40 and 65 years old.
TheYanahma 3 months ago 248
I thoroughly enjoyed this.
AStopMotionChannel 3 months ago
They are both creations of Dreamworks. Nobody ever makes those faces in real life.
Cryohtusk 3 months ago 7
BEST...VIDEO....ON....YOUTUBE
z3ll58 3 months ago
"BOOBS
5 MILLION HITS"
It's true bro.
RateMaster22 3 months ago 6
@RateMaster22 oh, and sometimes ass
but it's the same thing really
marthedge 3 months ago
What a fantastic tribute that best shows off their "talents."
CaptainTooner 3 months ago in playlist Liked
I saw the thumbnail and knew what was coming
"BOOBS
5 MILLION HITS"
marthedge 3 months ago 6
2 of the most punchable faces in the universe. God it would feel so satisfying to smack them hard...
videogamenostalgia 3 months ago 170
@videogamenostalgia Don't forget about FRED. He's definitely a good third.
c4mpincarl 3 weeks ago
@harrylane4 some people just arent worth replying to...
Alecrules13 4 months ago 4
r@TheJellyroll101 raywilliamjohnson is the most subscribed channel on youtube, and shane dawson is also a youtube star. He was on smosh once (named "dane shawson") and in one ian is bored, ian prank called ray about a fake movie with the same plotline as battlefield earth
harrylane4 4 months ago
@harrylane4 Excuse me sir, could you remove that phallus from your mouthhole? It is making it quite difficult to understand what you are saying, it almost sounds as if you are promoting the cuntliest cunts on youtube.
thepwnis 3 months ago 3
EUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHG
Tytanized 4 months ago
Never heard of these guys but they look like a failed copy of Smosh (who, BTW, are hilarious).
TheJellyroll101 4 months ago
(¬‿¬) I like both, and I am still laughing.
KitsWillEYourBrains 4 months ago
I love shane, but I dont see why RWJ is top subscribed...
petrich88 4 months ago
Eh, I like the comment wars.
Loof42 4 months ago
i like them.
zombie4208 4 months ago
@zombie4208 HEY CONGRATS DUDE
DemonFishy5 4 months ago
what the hell did tornadostorm say to make a 3 page comment war
shadoworsonic 4 months ago
I've never seen a video with those two. I'm guessing that's a good thing.
Loof42 4 months ago 6
@Loof42 no thyre funny man
shadoworsonic 4 months ago
@shadoworsonic Seeing your grammar and spelling, I guess you're part of their fanbase. Glad I'm not one of you.
Loof42 4 months ago 4
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shadoworsonic 4 months ago
@Loof42 bitch i spell that way because i can
shadoworsonic 4 months ago
@shadoworsonic 'Bitch, I spell it that way because I can.' Fixed it for you.
Loof42 4 months ago 5
@Loof42 oh thanks, man
shadoworsonic 3 months ago
Why is there an internet fight going on below.
ZackBarzahd 4 months ago
Stupidity seems to me how you get noticed in our modern society. Only get noticed when you're wrong, something we can all make fun of.
ZaethArgsis 4 months ago
I would like to see the mega64 guys gang up and beat the shit out of rwj
Quebedify 4 months ago 7
I swear Ray only gets viewers because there are pre-teens who will idolize anyone who uses swear words.
Aquacoon 4 months ago 5
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Oh my god! It's crazy! I just got a free iPad 2 from Apple! You have to go to this website w w w. onefreeipad .info (delete spaces) and enter your email to get a free iPad2 too! Remeber to enter your real email address! Im shocked!
jonatthannray78 4 months ago
I hate them both, so much.
MrHippymoose 4 months ago 4
Who clicked this because the thumbnail promised boobs?
weege555 4 months ago
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Everybody who says rwj and Shane Dawson suck can shut up, I would like to see you get over a million subs so shut yer mouth!!!!
Nitey98 4 months ago
@Nitey98 lol calm down bro, you're full on mad
jp66669 4 months ago
@Nitey98 because getting views means you dont suck.
i bet you like rebecca black too
SmittinProductions 4 months ago
rwj and shane dawson suck.
chrisxdeboy 4 months ago 156
@chrisxdeboy No they don't.
TheTornadoStorm 4 months ago
@TheTornadoStorm yes they do.
chrisxdeboy 4 months ago
@TheTornadoStorm They do! They have misleading titles and are just not funny! :S
actionreplayman07 4 months ago
@actionreplayman07 They are awesome...
TheTornadoStorm 4 months ago
@TheTornadoStorm nope, they always say something, then cut video, moves over to another part of the room, then start filmig again, which is an overused way of video editing, second, they dub other peoples fail videos, something 8 years old kids do. So yeah, other than that I guess that they're misleading titles and photoshop'd thumbnail are also pretty retarded. They can't act fo' shit!
norwegiantechnolover 4 months ago
@norwegiantechnolover Everyone has opinions.
TheTornadoStorm 4 months ago
@TheTornadoStorm Everyone has their opinions....and it is my opinion that your opinion is wrong.
TheHeadlessOne 4 months ago
@TheHeadlessOne Theres no such thing as a false opinion. You should have learned that in 4th grade.
TheTornadoStorm 4 months ago
@TheTornadoStorm It is my opinion there is such thing as a flase opinion.
TheHeadlessOne 4 months ago
@TheHeadlessOne It's my opinion that you should shut up.
DanVielwerth 4 months ago in playlist DanVielwerth's Favourited Videos
@DanVielwerth Keep that opinion, but direct it towards RWJ and SD instead.
TheHeadlessOne 4 months ago
@TheHeadlessOne I apologise. I couldn't resist what with all the "It's my opinion"'s going around.
DanVielwerth 4 months ago
@DanVielwerth My comment was a counter to a "my opinion" comment, telling him that it is "my opinion" that his opinion was wrong.
TheHeadlessOne 4 months ago
@TheTornadoStorm Yea, they do.
AntiHater23 4 months ago
@chrisxdeboy In other news.
Water is wet.
Chayraz2 3 months ago in playlist More videos from NeilCicierega
It's almost like they're the same person.
Doomkitten89 5 months ago 3
WAT
ThaPingPongMasta 5 months ago
I love he last one oooooooooohhhhhhh
baconboy1403 5 months ago
Thayer suck (RWJ and shane)
TheGameChannel321 5 months ago
Neil hates RWJ.
I LIKE HIM 498735% MORE NOW.
Vix847 5 months ago 6
what's happening forum also fuck shane dawson
yofoot 5 months ago
2 of the worst youtube 'celebrities' ever.
MrMeeph 5 months ago 185
@MrMeeph :(
TheTornadoStorm 4 months ago
Honestly, why is it that everyone either hates them as if they're the devil, or is so quick to attack anyone who HATES them that they abandon all logic or reason? i mean, come on, there's no reason to be assholes; i like RWJ, because i find his videos funny. He's an entertainer, that's all. You don't see me blindly hating anyone who dislikes him, do you? no, my problem is when people on EITHER side get so extreme about it.
Shadowking640 5 months ago
@Shadowking640 One thing, I take issue when you say it's "his" videos you find funny. The funny bits of "=3" are NOT his. RWJ didn't make them. Hell, he barely makes any original content.
DanVielwerth 5 months ago 4
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4,241 people are douchebags
shadoworsonic 5 months ago
@shadoworsonic You are a cocksucker. Really. I don't mean that as a pure insult, rather a reference to your obvious and slightly sickening adoration for "Shane Dawson" or RWJ, which compels you to jump to their defence and attack anyone who might dislike them for what they are.
Hence, you are a cocksucker of the highest order.
DanVielwerth 5 months ago
@DanVielwerth "looking like a douche"
shadoworsonic 5 months ago
@shadoworsonic I don't see that many dislikes...
schuka5 5 months ago
@shadoworsonic calm yo tits
MrRisdon1 5 months ago
@shadoworsonic GIVE ME YOU FRIES BOI!
TrashednScatteredD 5 months ago
No! Don't slag Shane! :(
EmoStaceySmiles 5 months ago
I like shane dawson but this is just too funny.
Linice926 5 months ago
Its funny because its true XD
Timsontheguy 5 months ago
Welcome to Youtube, where the top viewed column is really home to "videos that people struggling with their hormones like to watch...oh and here's some amazing, interesting, and possible even *gasp* intellectual shit"
skarredspartan 5 months ago
To some person who thought cleverer wasn't a word: it actually is. Look it up. You CAN add er to clever.
HalfBloodPrincess767 5 months ago
sums up "most viewed" on youtube in pretty much 49 seconds.
wiggle987 5 months ago 5
MY GOD, IT'S SO TRUE
objectionablechione 5 months ago
Fuck RWJ and fuck Shane Dawson
Ricktard1010 5 months ago 11
@Ricktard1010 Neil Cicierega FTW
cthulhuforpres117 5 months ago
Although I don't mind SOME of Shane's little skits (shananay, that nerd guy) but I can't stand his vlogs. I tried watching RWJ, but I didn't like it. I think Neil way cleverer and much more witty that those two. I think the only other really big YouTube celebrity I like is Nicepeter.
HalfBloodPrincess767 5 months ago
@HalfBloodPrincess767 "cleverer" is not a word. Just saying.
EarthernIndustry 5 months ago
I salute you, patriotic sir. You have exposed these obnoxious view-whores for who they really are.
WoahIsMe 6 months ago
thank god, i thought this was AN actual praise video for them, i was like, why praise them? thanks Neil you sexy thing you
mrpotatohead34 6 months ago 3
Every time I see one of these two on my front page, I run to this video and watch it. Hopefully, if a lot of us do that often enough, we can put *this video* on the front page too! >:)
JackMcQuack 6 months ago
A video making fun of RayWilliamJohnson that doesn't have that much hate comments?
What has the world come to.
111111shredder 6 months ago
@111111shredder I'm not sure, but I'll tell you one thing. This video proves to me the world is becoming a better place.
Shafournee 5 months ago
FAKE AND GAY!
serenitystowaway 6 months ago
@serenitystowaway No, real and heterosexual.
Veyneru 5 months ago
i like how every thumbnail depicts them sucking on invisible dicks.
Meowcow42 6 months ago
this is one of my favorite videos of the internet
shanethefox 6 months ago 5
thank you
KyrstSings 6 months ago
These men are the cause of all of mankind's greatest problems.
thecoloradanempire 6 months ago 8
RAY IS GAY
AY EM REYWEEILIAMJEHNSUN EN AY EM NUT ORIIGEENAL
HeavyWeaponsGuy1001 6 months ago
OMG ur soo right these guyz r tutal noooooobs they dont deserve to b on yuotube at all and ray just take other peopelsm vidoes an ssay a stupod joke wiyh them
GamerL0unge 6 months ago
cool vid bro cool vid
gigidygrunt 6 months ago
I'm a fan of both of them, but this was downright hillarious.
Beckiisawesome 6 months ago
I don't really mind either, but this made me LOL.
ALXXMaXX 6 months ago
Since everyone else is shoving their opinions down each others throats, here's mine.
Shane rocks
RWJ is a douche
bye.
iAlexPowers 6 months ago
@iAlexPowers MY OPINION IS BETTER THAN YOURZ!11!!!@!!
Geeniespec 6 months ago
@42MetaphoredCookies It's called "a joke". Look it up.
KilloZapit 6 months ago
I was reading the tags, and saw "female breasts". As opposed to what, male breasts?
radioactivellamafish 7 months ago
@radioactivellamafish "The breast is the upper ventral region of the torso of a primate, in left and right sides"
yohseff 6 months ago
Hey neil, where was the sample from the secound whistle (Shanes whistle) Thanks!
tangofizz77 7 months ago
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! Dude your the best! your awesom!
x3summerx 7 months ago
Can't you idiots see all this fighting is pointless and stupid? And seriously, calling everyone with a different opinion than yours a douche or an asshole will solve NOTHING. And at least try to come up with more creative insults...
radioactivellamafish 7 months ago
It's sad how quickly the quality of comments on this video is degenerating...
LeChalupacabra 7 months ago
This is hilarious. I like Shane, but I find Ray has a case of doucheism.
stargrl247 7 months ago
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hey neil i have something to say "dear MR. DOUCHEBAG we ALL agree that YOU are a DUMB ASS why cant you SEE that?"
shadoworsonic 7 months ago
@shadoworsonic
But Shane and Ray are all retards.
GlobstersMessenger 7 months ago 3
@GlobstersMessenger fuck you bitch
shadoworsonic 7 months ago
@GlobstersMessenger just like yo mama
shadoworsonic 7 months ago
@shadoworsonic If he wanted his comeback, he would have wiped it off of your mum's chin
BOOM ROASTED
mikusmarthu 7 months ago 3
@shadoworsonic If you all agree, 4,130 probably shouldn't have voted this up. you've merely confused things by doing that!
NeilCicierega 7 months ago 58
@shadoworsonic Dude. If you like V-Bloggers than you seriously need to do something else with you're time. OOOO look at me! I'm commentating other peoples videos and trying to make funny jokes! Don't be such a fanboy. Peace.
BigApplewood 7 months ago
@BigApplewood (coughs) *douche*
shadoworsonic 7 months ago
@shadoworsonic "Everyone that does not agree with my tastes is a douche" ~ a novel by shadoworsonic
Koopser 7 months ago 3
@shadoworsonic Sir, I would like to correct you on this one. It is *coughs* *douche* ASS HOLE! GO BACK TO RWJ'S VAGINA LOL
BigApplewood 7 months ago 3
@shadoworsonic Oh, and one more thing. This video is better than all of RWJ and Shane Dawsons video's combined :)
BigApplewood 7 months ago 3
@BigApplewood This
mrbob091 7 months ago
@mrbob091 Wait... what do you mean?
BigApplewood 7 months ago
@BigApplewood A lot of people say that on the internets when they agree with something :P
mrbob091 7 months ago
@mrbob091 Okay, it appears I don't understand the internet that well :s
BigApplewood 7 months ago