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  • I swear, Dawson is much better. He is dedicated to 3 channels. He makes at least 10 videos a week on those channels. RayWilliamJohnson makes 2 videos a week by stealing other YouTuber's videos... But yet, he gets maybe 7M views in just a few days. He also goes on vacation, he made 1 video in the last month, with other people covering for him. HELLO?

  • holy shit how did i not realize you're lemon demon?

  • Have you ever seen the number of writers credited at the end of a two-minute =3 episode? It'll blow your mind. They have more writers working on that little one-and-a-half minute smeared booger than they have working on most textbooks.

  • They got recognized by Neil? Nobodys like them?!

  • Wtf Shane Dawson?

  • this is exactly how i picture their video icons

  • I would like to beat the shit out of both of them.

  • our world.

    is filled with lemmings.

  • i feel that sxephil is the most overlooked perpetrator.

  • @colenbrak thank you. 

  • intelligent youtubers for intelligent people

  • I like the thumbnail for this video.

  • RWJ looks like a muppet.

  • @KillerFreya That's an insult to muppets and all muppety men in the world!

  • @NeoSarinatan Oh, dear, I apologize to all manly muppets and muppety men.

  • RWJ gets millions of views, but he doesn't do a damn thing except look like a total tool. The fact that guys like him and Shane Dawson get so many views is very, very disturbing. Thank you, Neil, for not being a douchebag. I salute you!

  • @DetectiveMenace Shanes da bomb. he loves his fans :) <3 xxxxxxxxxx

  • @DetectiveMenace In shanedawson's defense, at least his material is his own rather than rwj who just makes unfunny jokes about viral videos.

  • Catchy jingle...

  • I love shane but your video is awesome.

  • Firekullclam, shut it

  • im not being a "troll" but they are just really fucking stupid.Thank you neilcicierega.They have no lifes.

  • @navyswimer89 he doesn't deserve his success, all he does is just recycle video clips. how many YouTubers with brilliant, original content just get ignored?

  • fucking hilarious

  • Two good faces for slappin'!

  • Shane Dawson and Ray William Johnson: The inventors of the "This picture will never once appear in this video" video icon.

  • @sk8rdood67 :D Agreed. ShaneDawsonTV, and RWJ, and every other shitty vblogger (meekakitty, sxephil, etc) should be killed.

  • fuck raywilliamjohnson

    he doesnt deserve shit

  • Amazing, my dearest Neil. Amazing.

  • 816 people approve of untalented pieces of shit

  • Brodyquest is in the related videos. This video is now awesome.

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  • @bgibson36 same maker

    derp

  • @bgibson36 Brodyquest is always relevant. 

  • rofl

  • Don't tell me most of the haters are guys.. 

  • Need this in HD

  • I didn't even know who these people were before I saw this video, so I was amused but confused.

  • I cant stand Shane but RWJ is kays.

  • The only reason this video doesn't have 5 MILLION HITS is because there isn't a picture of boobs in the thumbnail. This makes me sad.

  • This is actually pretty fucking hilarious...

  • All I have to say is " epic face. Epic face. Epic face. .... Theses guys are totally sexofenders.

  • this still remains one of my favourite example of your gift for free speech and common sense on youtube. these guys are moronic.

  • I love you.

  • What's with the hateful comments about Shane and Ray? I've never seen any videos of them, but...am I missing something?

  • @YourFaceWillDie468 This video pretty much sums up everything they ever do.

  • @YourFaceWillDie468 yeah there really dumb

  • @YourFaceWillDie468 How would you possibly understand if you've never even seen any of their videos?

  • @YourFaceWillDie468

    It's quite obvious that you're "missing something" if you've never watched their videos, you dickturd.

  • @DerpusViaHerpus What I was wondering was, "Why on earth would they have hundreds of subscribers if they're so unpopular?" But I suppose you have a point. Of course, I would be missing at least one thing if I've never seen a video of them. Lol. I just had to think of one more thing to say.

  • Shane Dawson is a delightful young lady who gives fashion tips to women between 40 and 65 years old.

  • I thoroughly enjoyed this.

  • They are both creations of Dreamworks. Nobody ever makes those faces in real life.

  • BEST...VIDEO....ON....YOUTUBE

  • "BOOBS

    5 MILLION HITS"

    It's true bro.

  • @RateMaster22 oh, and sometimes ass

    but it's the same thing really

  • What a fantastic tribute that best shows off their "talents."

  • I saw the thumbnail and knew what was coming

    "BOOBS

    5 MILLION HITS"

  • 2 of the most punchable faces in the universe. God it would feel so satisfying to smack them hard...

  • @videogamenostalgia Don't forget about FRED. He's definitely a good third.

  • @harrylane4 some people just arent worth replying to...

  • r@TheJellyroll101 raywilliamjohnson is the most subscribed channel on youtube, and shane dawson is also a youtube star. He was on smosh once (named "dane shawson") and in one ian is bored, ian prank called ray about a fake movie with the same plotline as battlefield earth

  • @harrylane4 Excuse me sir, could you remove that phallus from your mouthhole? It is making it quite difficult to understand what you are saying, it almost sounds as if you are promoting the cuntliest cunts on youtube.

  • EUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHG

  • Never heard of these guys but they look like a failed copy of Smosh (who, BTW, are hilarious).

  • (¬‿¬) I like both, and I am still laughing.

  • I love shane, but I dont see why RWJ is top subscribed...

  • Eh, I like the comment wars.

  • i like them.

  • @zombie4208 HEY CONGRATS DUDE

  • what the hell did tornadostorm say to make a 3 page comment war

  • I've never seen a video with those two. I'm guessing that's a good thing.

  • @Loof42 no thyre funny man

  • @shadoworsonic Seeing your grammar and spelling, I guess you're part of their fanbase. Glad I'm not one of you.

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  • @Loof42 bitch i spell that way because i can

  • @shadoworsonic 'Bitch, I spell it that way because I can.' Fixed it for you.

  • @Loof42 oh thanks, man

  • Why is there an internet fight going on below.

  • Stupidity seems to me how you get noticed in our modern society. Only get noticed when you're wrong, something we can all make fun of.

  • I would like to see the mega64 guys gang up and beat the shit out of rwj

  • I swear Ray only gets viewers because there are pre-teens who will idolize anyone who uses swear words.

  • I hate them both, so much.

  • Who clicked this because the thumbnail promised boobs?

  • @Nitey98 lol calm down bro, you're full on mad

    

  • @Nitey98 because getting views means you dont suck.

    i bet you like rebecca black too

  • rwj and shane dawson suck.

  • @chrisxdeboy No they don't.

  • @TheTornadoStorm yes they do.

  • @TheTornadoStorm They do! They have misleading titles and are just not funny! :S

  • @actionreplayman07 They are awesome...

  • @TheTornadoStorm nope, they always say something, then cut video, moves over to another part of the room, then start filmig again, which is an overused way of video editing, second, they dub other peoples fail videos, something 8 years old kids do. So yeah, other than that I guess that they're misleading titles and photoshop'd thumbnail are also pretty retarded. They can't act fo' shit!

  • @norwegiantechnolover Everyone has opinions.

  • @TheTornadoStorm Everyone has their opinions....and it is my opinion that your opinion is wrong.

  • @TheHeadlessOne Theres no such thing as a false opinion. You should have learned that in 4th grade.

  • @TheTornadoStorm It is my opinion there is such thing as a flase opinion.

  • @TheHeadlessOne It's my opinion that you should shut up.

  • @DanVielwerth Keep that opinion, but direct it towards RWJ and SD instead.

  • @TheHeadlessOne I apologise. I couldn't resist what with all the "It's my opinion"'s going around.

  • @DanVielwerth My comment was a counter to a "my opinion" comment, telling him that it is "my opinion" that his opinion was wrong.

  • @TheTornadoStorm Yea, they do.

  • @chrisxdeboy In other news.

    Water is wet.

  • It's almost like they're the same person.

  • WAT

  • I love he last one oooooooooohhhhhhh

  • Thayer suck (RWJ and shane)

  • Neil hates RWJ.

    I LIKE HIM 498735% MORE NOW.

  • what's happening forum also fuck shane dawson

  • 2 of the worst youtube 'celebrities' ever. 

  • @MrMeeph :(

  • Honestly, why is it that everyone either hates them as if they're the devil, or is so quick to attack anyone who HATES them that they abandon all logic or reason? i mean, come on, there's no reason to be assholes; i like RWJ, because i find his videos funny. He's an entertainer, that's all. You don't see me blindly hating anyone who dislikes him, do you? no, my problem is when people on EITHER side get so extreme about it.

  • @Shadowking640 One thing, I take issue when you say it's "his" videos you find funny. The funny bits of "=3" are NOT his. RWJ didn't make them. Hell, he barely makes any original content.

  • @shadoworsonic You are a cocksucker. Really. I don't mean that as a pure insult, rather a reference to your obvious and slightly sickening adoration for "Shane Dawson" or RWJ, which compels you to jump to their defence and attack anyone who might dislike them for what they are.

    Hence, you are a cocksucker of the highest order.

  • @DanVielwerth "looking like a douche"

  • @shadoworsonic I don't see that many dislikes...

  • @shadoworsonic calm yo tits

  • @shadoworsonic GIVE ME YOU FRIES BOI!

  • No! Don't slag Shane! :(

  • I like shane dawson but this is just too funny.

  • Its funny because its true XD

  • Welcome to Youtube, where the top viewed column is really home to "videos that people struggling with their hormones like to watch...oh and here's some amazing, interesting, and possible even *gasp* intellectual shit"

  • To some person who thought cleverer wasn't a word: it actually is. Look it up. You CAN add er to clever.

  • sums up "most viewed" on youtube in pretty much 49 seconds.

  • MY GOD, IT'S SO TRUE

  • Fuck RWJ and fuck Shane Dawson

  • @Ricktard1010 Neil Cicierega FTW

  • Although I don't mind SOME of Shane's little skits (shananay, that nerd guy) but I can't stand his vlogs. I tried watching RWJ, but I didn't like it. I think Neil way cleverer and much more witty that those two. I think the only other really big YouTube celebrity I like is Nicepeter.

  • @HalfBloodPrincess767 "cleverer" is not a word. Just saying.

  • I salute you, patriotic sir. You have exposed these obnoxious view-whores for who they really are.

  • thank god, i thought this was AN actual praise video for them, i was like, why praise them? thanks Neil you sexy thing you

  • Every time I see one of these two on my front page, I run to this video and watch it. Hopefully, if a lot of us do that often enough, we can put *this video* on the front page too! >:)

  • A video making fun of RayWilliamJohnson that doesn't have that much hate comments?

    What has the world come to.

  • @111111shredder I'm not sure, but I'll tell you one thing. This video proves to me the world is becoming a better place.

  • FAKE AND GAY!

  • @serenitystowaway No, real and heterosexual.

  • i like how every thumbnail depicts them sucking on invisible dicks.

  • this is one of my favorite videos of the internet

  • thank you

  • These men are the cause of all of mankind's greatest problems.

  • RAY IS GAY

    AY EM REYWEEILIAMJEHNSUN EN AY EM NUT ORIIGEENAL

  • OMG ur soo right these guyz r tutal noooooobs they dont deserve to b on yuotube at all and ray just take other peopelsm vidoes an ssay a stupod joke wiyh them

  • cool vid bro cool vid

  • I'm a fan of both of them, but this was downright hillarious.

  • I don't really mind either, but this made me LOL.

  • Since everyone else is shoving their opinions down each others throats, here's mine.

    Shane rocks

    RWJ is a douche

    bye.

  • @iAlexPowers MY OPINION IS BETTER THAN YOURZ!11!!!@!!

  • @42MetaphoredCookies It's called "a joke". Look it up. 

  • I was reading the tags, and saw "female breasts". As opposed to what, male breasts?

  • @radioactivellamafish "The breast is the upper ventral region of the torso of a primate, in left and right sides"

  • Hey neil, where was the sample from the secound whistle (Shanes whistle) Thanks!

  • THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! Dude your the best! your awesom!

  • Can't you idiots see all this fighting is pointless and stupid? And seriously, calling everyone with a different opinion than yours a douche or an asshole will solve NOTHING. And at least try to come up with more creative insults...

  • It's sad how quickly the quality of comments on this video is degenerating...

  • This is hilarious. I like Shane, but I find Ray has a case of doucheism.

  • @shadoworsonic

    But Shane and Ray are all retards.

  • @GlobstersMessenger fuck you bitch

  • @GlobstersMessenger just like yo mama

  • @shadoworsonic If he wanted his comeback, he would have wiped it off of your mum's chin

    BOOM ROASTED

  • @shadoworsonic If you all agree, 4,130 probably shouldn't have voted this up. you've merely confused things by doing that!

  • @shadoworsonic Dude. If you like V-Bloggers than you seriously need to do something else with you're time. OOOO look at me! I'm commentating other peoples videos and trying to make funny jokes! Don't be such a fanboy. Peace.

  • @BigApplewood (coughs) *douche*

  • @shadoworsonic "Everyone that does not agree with my tastes is a douche" ~ a novel by shadoworsonic

  • @shadoworsonic Sir, I would like to correct you on this one. It is *coughs* *douche* ASS HOLE! GO BACK TO RWJ'S VAGINA LOL

  • @shadoworsonic Oh, and one more thing. This video is better than all of RWJ and Shane Dawsons video's combined :)

  • @BigApplewood This

  • @mrbob091 Wait... what do you mean?

  • @BigApplewood A lot of people say that on the internets when they agree with something :P

  • @mrbob091 Okay, it appears I don't understand the internet that well :s