Cheating

[overlundd]

There are not enough bell towers in the world for Johnny

[DarkCountDooku]

"You takin to me? Hey!"

"Maybe he do better if he had parents"

"I will bring you down Johnny"

“We really should be taking through are lawyers”

"Riddle me this Batman!”

Hahahahaha!

[szqsk8]

"Have you seen my ribcage?". LOL!

[4gags]

This was HILARIOUS but kinda unnerving cause i have 3 tests tomorrow............hmmmm

[aguyandhiscomputer]

Mary sounds like a Charlie brown character.

[travestestify]

'this kid could freak out jaimie gumm' is an awesome line.

[721rem]

9 ppl are cheaters

[Cajek2]

Uh, John?

This is GEOGRAPHY.

[democrat1515]

ya, um, I cheated on a quiz and was caught and... this didn't happen.

[iceman7209]

john this is geography

[notundercovercop327]

And remember if you cheat on a test you're automatically a servant of the devil.

[F00dTube]

"By the waay, have you seen my ribcage?"

[ruphia]

There aren't enough belltowers in the world for Johnny.

[MegaTaylor12345]

fortunatly your mob ties will get you off Johnny lmao

[bashfulbrother]

"My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. You can call me Forrest. Life is like a box of chocolates. I could eat a million of these."

[uuuultra]

Lol white kids

[nanlisa]

Sorry. I meant this: Cheating? Need a lie detector test as proof? Call 1-866-99MAURY and tell us your story.

[nanlisa]

Cheating? Need a lie detector test as proof? Call either Maury or Steve Wilkos.

[pnutbutrncrackers]

"Should Mary share any of the blame?" -- "Shuuure." LOL

[DickieAnginson]

"A Centron Production. Although we got the idea from a different company, 'cause we're cheating."

[nanlisa]

Since this was made in 1952, Johnny and Mary probably graduated from high school in either the late 50's or the early 60's. Did they learn their lesson from cheating, or did it continue with them throughout their lives? Did they ever go one to college? Did they ever cheat on an exam there? Was Johnny drafted and later sent to Vietnam? Did he cheat on his military entrance exam? Or did they go on to lead normal productive lives?

They should have done a follow-up film to this.

[MegaTaylor12345]

@nanlisa Johnny's cheating guilt followed him too Vietnam where his body was never found lol

[Klasper]

@nanlisa Or maybe John got turned into furniture.

[smithredhawk]

"Riddle me this Batman!! HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!" lol

[chikoL667]

some 1 should kick out the damn robots out..im trying 2 enjoy this movie..lol

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

Crow: "Mother Teresa called, she hates you."

[budzin303]

Hi miss grandbe WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[Bowarcher]

Johnny was found dead later that evening from a hambooger overdose.

[kelman221]

I remember being put in a college prep course in algebra and i hate math and am not naturally good at math, so i dont study it very well. I spent half the test time doodling stuff on the test sheet and i failed the class by 1 point. My bitch of a teacher didnt pass me no matter what i did or said (i have the feeling the spiteful bitch failed me on purpose). I dont blame the kid cor cheating, i should have tried that myself haha.

[bluereaper75]

lol "youve made some powerful enemies son..."

[crispycritterz]

9 People couldn't see his ribcage.

[theivoryslapper]

Riddle me this, Batman!

[dbeauty09]

My god. I remember when I was 11 when I first saw this series. Awsome!

[kirby28645]

"Give us Barabbas! Barabbas!" ROFL

[Snazz15]

"Eating hamburgers while the world cried..."

[Hawaiian21]

Hilarious !

[dilemma08]

I WILL BRING YOU DOWN JOHNNY!



[requiem4ameme]

I love how Johnny and Mary are wearing the exact same clothes on the day Johnny starts cheating and the day he gets caught..,

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

@2:24 " John this is geography!"

[pewpewnarqwhall]

diiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

EBONEEZOR SCROOOGE! ahaahaha (:

(sp?)

[Pumpkinart]

I smell a big commie rat!

[thefaboloussob]

0:32 "Torre's gotta hit me up. The Devil Rays put at least one man on base the last four innings. & Carl Crawford's had two hits today!"

6:31 Reagan says, "Well." I love that! (for I was just a boy in the 80s.)

[GusF]

I love the way that the narrators says "John."

[BoogeymanSOH]

For depressing phone sex dial 1-900-AlPhalpha! lol

[textthing]

Eating hamburgers while the world crumbles.

[TheLackofattack]

THE JACK BENNY PROGRAM! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[thefaboloussob]

Funny thing is is that Johnny is now my attorney. Damn good, too; helped me beat a sexual assault charge.

GIVE US BARABBAS! BARABBAS!

[thefaboloussob]

6:46 Ironically, neither the teacher or the camera witnessed four other acts of cheating before (or one instance while Johnny & Mary were out of the picture).

[thefaboloussob]

Damn this charter school!

[thefaboloussob]

4:13 You scored 95...out of 1000.

[thefaboloussob]

I'm gonna assume Johnny blackmailed Mary or she witnessed another crime of Johnny's b4hand. Golly!

[nonabliss]

"Oh, hi Miss Gramby. AHHHH! AHHHH!"

[LyndaHudson]

(CLOCK CHIMES) "Ebeneezer Scrooge!"

[Shatallion]

Love the alarm at 6:50

[Psychid45]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this an ABRIDGED version of the actual MST3K-ized short? Look from 6:35 - 6:39, if you want to see what I mean.

[kittymagic711]

"Mother Theresa called, she hates you."

[Feckinpaddy29]

We really should be talkin through our lawyers....

[butcheemonk]

for depressing phone sex dial 1-900-ALFALFA



[godkilleroswin]

asdf i love how they are laughing a little before the ribcage  joke

[godkilleroswin]

god 7:47

[Voodoochil111111]

9 people are cheaters.

[FablesGeek]

The most annoying aspect of this mindset is that they're careful to specify Mary isn't actually smarter than him. It's the 50s -- how could they ever think a girl could be good at math?

[crowtservo]

@FablesGeek Oh come on, man. Men are always smarter than women.

[szqsk8]

That Mary chick shoulda told that buttwipe Johnny to pound sand!

[VICITVIR]

Trace Beaulieu was so fantastic as Crow. I love the voices he does. "...because were cheating. Thank you."

[MichRockHop81108]

I belong in HELL.

Will the senator yeild!

[CertifiedGooner729]

"You've made some powerful enemies, son."

[tedirelan]

RiffTrax...you tube it. You'll love it.

[Adamguy2003]

Man, could Mary have been any more obvious in giving the answers on the tests? I think she WANTED them both to get caught!

[PorcelainRequiem]

@Adamguy2003 She was probably so tired of helping him cheat, she just wanted to end it all.

[02chevyguy]

Poor Johnny! He was found later on that night with a noose around his neck, hanging from the ceiling fan!

[BuddyNovinski]

According to the calendar in the background, this incident took place in October 1952. Don't they realize there's a war going on in Korea?

[crowtservo]

My advice would have been to not worry about it. You will never use factoring once you finish school and get a real job.

[RioMadeira]

@crowtservo Keep in mind that at the time this video was made, they were trying to out-math the Japs. Education hasn't evolved far beyond those days.

[wulf02]

" Oh Hi Mrs. Crundy, I AAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHH!GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!"

Best line.

[pvtpyle74]

By the way have you seen my ribcage?

[B17Boy]

"Mother Theresa called, she hates you."

You were busier than ever, with sports. "Shaving points."

hahahahahahahahaha!

[TheBimmyandJimmy]

"I don't think anyone who cheats should hold the office,"

Oh, the sweet, sweet delicious irony.

[shada0]

6:18 it's not that Marrie is any smarter. Yes, yes she is, it's just that in the 50's we cant let her know she's smarter then a man, or else she may think she can do things on her own like vote, because that would be just nutty.

[BuddyNovinski]

@shada0 OOPS! Women had the full right to vote in 1920! (19th Amendment)

[kelman221]

@shada0 agreed

[bluecatky]

6:38 Why don't you say it a little louder, Johnny, and maybe the people in the next classroom can hear you too.

[bluecatky]

Golly Mary, this stuff's awful. Fuck this studying. Let's go into my bedroom and rut like pigs!

[Bayview05]

YOU ate hamburgers while the world CRIED

[darthkrueger]

I envision a cheating wing

[mwcarolina]

*ding, ding, ding, ding, ding*

PUT YOUR PENCIL DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR DESK

best lines in this video.

[YourItalianBuddy89]

Seven people been caught cheating.

[moodybluesgurl]

i never did get the big deal about cheating. how much of the crap on the tests they made us take in high school do you actually use and or remember on your day to day life. probably nothing, right, rule I live by do whatever you have to do in order to survive or pass. end of it.

[Ridley9548]

"The end for John at least, ya poor dope"!

[Thwapwhacket]

MST3k is alive and well at rifftrax dot com :)

[mamagoogoo]

1-900-Alphafa!



[NewGuy2534]

CENTRON! In the fifties, our name will sound all futurerific.

[Snoofalah]

Cheating 2: Your Love Life

[iamerex]

Ok got it: Grades up, enemies down!!!

[tanit]

The first time Johnny feels REAL POWER!

[ladycontrary725]

"I'm gonna bring you down Johnny!"

It's good to know that I'm not the only one who sees the floating heads of my vengeful teachers every time I abstain from the pleasures of life for my schoolwork.

[ladycontrary725]

The way they were cheating the first time was so FRIGGIN' OBVIOUS. Where was the teacher?

[MattGuitarPlayer]

1:35 lmfao xD

[robotpanda77]

The way these people act I'm not convinced that the film was black and white. Feels like the whole world was back then.

[GoGojiraGo]

Sweet Jesus, he cheats on a couple of school tests and the entire world treats him like a baby-raping plague-infested leper. Why were the 50's so evil?

[jimrulz89]

@GoGojiraGo because ronnie reagan wasnt around to make true evil yet

[communistjesus]

@GoGojiraGo Sweet Jesus <<< YESSSS, What is it?? Have we met???

[professorfirefly]

@GoGojiraGo At least they didn't treat him as bad as a communist. rofl!

[jwhoff619]

i think the answer is 9x2-20?

btw FUCK MATH TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!

also, that kid looked like he had a very busy social life, so he alredy has a leg up on me.

i have loads of freinds, just a lot of free time

[jwhoff619]

i think the answer is 9x2-20?

btw FUCK MATH TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!

[jwhoff619]

i think the answer is 9x2-20

[PerryPlanet]

"Oh, hi Mrs. Gran - AAAAAAAGGGGHH!!!! AAAAAAAA!!! GET AWAY!!!"

*ERG! ERG! ERG! ERG! ERG! ERG! ERG! ERG! ERG! ERG! ERG!*

*DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING*

PUT YOUR PENCIL DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE DESK!

[TeamRenesmee117]

"Why don't they call?

"Because they don't like you." hahahha!!!

[maepop44]

oh hey miss rand AHHHHHHHH

[saywhattcarrie]

rocky, you're dumb.

[NewGuy2534]

I don't now God. How about you stop ending on a cliffhanger!

[TimelordR]

Johnny never realized cheating is just a step towards from more heinous pursuits, like bondage...

[pucksterz12]

WOW the 50's.  It's no wonder we turned to drugs in the 60's.

[nelsonr12]

PUT YOUR PENCIL DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR DESK

[djbanizza]

You cheater! You made even Bernie Madoff look like a saint.

[KentuckyKid84]

FOIL!!!!

[SoJustCool]

I cheated on a test once and boy did I regret it. I too was head of student counsel, and I lost my position because I was caught cheating. See, I didn't get to study because my pal Bobby, my chum Donald and I decided to go grab a burger and pop the day before the test. Golly, what a not so swell decision. I felt so guilty, not just because I got caught. I'm sure glad that this film was made for other kids.

[TheTaurniOne]

@SoJustCool The moral of this story is the same as the moral of the lesson of life. DON'T get caught.

[ilovesoremuscles]

Mother Teresa called, she hates you

LOL

[SomeGuyOnMyScreen]

8:56 he sounds like forrest gump :D

[Livefordance809]

WOW, thats randy

[Roadvirus1]

How can ya blame Johnny for cheating? I'd cheat too if it involved Algebra.

[crowtservo]

Factoring. Something I learned in high school. Something I've not used in any job I've had during high school or in the 13 years since I left high school. I'm so glad I don't have to do algebra homework or study for algebra tests anymore.

[PrettyFace4Radio]

if you want i can turn him into furniture

[CFCcelery119]

"A Centron production although we got the Idea from different company because we're cheating"

Crow was the best

[NewGuy2534]

@CFCcelery119 In the future this name will sound all futurerific.

[c0nman101]

am i the only one who feels a sense of accomplishment after cheating on a test? like i beat the system

[hannuhoxox]

or was it lust? xD

[Glass11]

or was it lust?? LOL

[pmd467]

"You've made some powerful Enemies, son"..LOL

"Split it open now!"..Rofl..

[polar9226]

i couldnt live without this show

[Freebleeper]

4:49, ROTFL!!

[ms0487a]

...they found the body, huh?

...really should be talkin' through our lawyers.

No matter how many times I watch this short, those two riffs ALWAYS crack me up.

[thomasadamnelson]

i envisioned a cheating wing XD

[Aabicus]

Mother Theresa called...she hates you.

[DudeSinger]

Split it open now lol

[MST3K1986]

The beginning of this short must have been Centron's take on German Expressionism.

[millerchance007]

for more depressing phone sex dial 1-900-ALFALFA

[gwazz]

Why does she glare at him when he begins "take the x square minused nine x"? That's a perfectly good place to begin with that problem since nine is a perfect square.

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

"Perhaps they felt that your cheating gave you an unfair advantage."

NO! CHEATING gives people an UNFAIR ADVANTAGE?!

[pronkb000]

"Dear Joe McGuinness, I admire..."  OK, need a little help here. Who is Joe McGuinness and why would Johnny be writing him? Presumably he's a cheater of some sort.

[kissmeimaidiot]

Riddle me this, Batman! AHAHAHAHAHA!

[apo18llo]

PUT YOUR PENCIL DOWN & STEP AWAY FROM THE DESK!!!

[agentbuckwalt]

"they found the body huh?..."

[ya0ish3lly]

STOP IT!!! STOP ALL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!!

[PS3dudeJerry]

"And you went on as before"

Eating hamburgers while the world cried! lol

[runawayfreak]

x2-9x+20. that's impossible x2 and a normal X don't work, neither does a normal number. sorry for my nerd out! PS what the hell did mary answer? lolz even the short fails at its own purpose! guess they should have cheated... :P

[simonimyours]

@runawayfreak Nerd on, friend, nerd on!

It'll help you later in life.

[Devoguy]

@runawayfreak it would be (x-5)(x-4). Easy peasy!

[TheUndertakerfan2002]

@Devoguy Yeah easy peasy for u

I suck at Math

[Aabicus]

@runawayfreak : No, the problem is solvable. When you factor a problem like this, you find what two numbers add up to make the middle number, and multiply to get the third number. In this case, -4 and -5 work, so you get (x-4)(x-5), so X=4 or 5.

Plug 4 or 5 into the equation, they work.

[elfinfluff]

@Aabicus Wow, been a while since I've thought about polynomials. >< My brain!

[zeldafanboy345]

@runawayfreak I think you need to find the discriminant as in D= b2+4ac

[GusF]

"Oh hi Miss Granby. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[SoundDefenseRB]

"You know what this room needs? A plant." I love how they point out this random stuff that you'd never notice.

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

don't cheat on a test or your world will start to look like The Cabinet of Dr Caligari?

[dads101]

how can u dislike this video?

[loyalfalconflutist]

Mary's a great study partner...:P

[Nix1794]

"John this is geography" ROFL

[TheColdRose]

"I smell a big commie rat!"

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Nicely done riffers, nicely done.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

'I'm afraid I will have to give you both a zero on the test.'

Because you're such zeros at cheating!

[ravenheart77]

.....or was it lust?

[KarenTheRetroHippie]

"Mother Theresa called. SHE HATES YOU."

[victorsheart]

'Split it open now'

[c0nman101]

i love cheating! theres always new and creative ways and i always feel great about getting away with it!

[hittitte]

Crow has the best lines

[SkittleE275]

riddle me this batman

[dramaking85]

BONG  EBONEZA SCROOGE

[ms0487a]

"we really should be talkin' through our lawyers."

[jwil41589]

If you want I can turn him into furniture

[blahtothe3rd]

Mary, will you kill me?

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Could you imagine if you did own the rights to MST3K? Man, I'd never leave the house. I'd just be laughing and cuddling an effigies made in the image of Mike, Crow, and Servo <3 Ahh, dare to dream.