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  • Are you impersonating chickens ? lol

  • Thanks mochilla311, you made me laugh, and that is next to impossible for most people

  • Funny how the guy in the white t-shirt came out of the closet! Techno/ dance music claims yet another victim! LOL!

  • ..........

  • Haha my friend is taking German at my High School and we are in the class next to her, so when the teacher turned away we'd all start fist pumping. Then when she turned back we started head banging. LOL

  • this is what you do before playing ookie cookie

  • Someone just came out of the closet! xD

  • there just making fun of the industrial o.0 our they just dance very badly..but i guess its is good for a good laugh o.0

  • and then hitler pops up

  • As a youngster I like the Song although he is pretty stupid.

    The Singer come from Austria and sings Austrian German btw

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  • Lol. they are counting .

  • looks like sumone came out of the closet hahaha

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  • this is gay

  • Sexy Dances,. All You Guys Are Damn Cute (: Lol

  • Best dance ever

  • That guy clearly just came outta the closet... Just saying.

  • This is awesome

  • Closet kid was definitely the best

    :p

  • we listen to this every day in German I love it

  • ein zwei polizei means 1 2 police.hahaha :)

    this made me laugh

  • @Mochilla311

    Eins, zwei, polizei. - One, Two, Police.

    Drei, vier, Grenadier. - Three, Four, Soldier/Police

    Funf, sechs, alte keks. - Five, six, Drugs

    Sieben acht, Gute Nacht. - Seven, eight, Good night.

    Derived from a german Nursery rhyme. c:

  • @ComplexSimplicities I thought alte keks ment salty crackers at least thats what we learned

  • @Skillsdatkillls It literally means cookies. Lol. But, the slang meaning is drugs.

  • Mo Do Eins Zwei

    Mon Thurs One Two

    Polizei.. idfk? Haha

    I'm german :)

  • @HaiCourtney - Polizei is Police haha

    im learning german=]]

  • @RoBoTaSORusREX

    cool thing, bro

  • @HaiCourtney

    ploizei..what does it sound like in english. police? haha your german and you dont know the easiest word to EVEN GUESS The translation of? Your not german sweety

  • @OhBABYitsx Apparently people who live in Germany aren't german. I don't speak fluent German and i damn sure don't "guess" at a language i respect. Thanks sweety.

  • @HaiCourtney

    If you had anything close to respect for a language you would at least learn how to say a few words. I don't speak fluent German but I at least have enough respect for that country and the language to learn what the fuck Polizei means (and other words).When did I ever say people who live In Germany aren't German? Are you pulling that out of your ass or something? You don't have to guess, but you can assume."hm, Polizei sounds like police in english, that might be the meaning of it"

  • @OhBABYitsx Sie haben keinen Platz zum Reden bedenkt, dass man gerade gesagt, Sie könnten zumindest "erraten", was ein Wort in Deutsch ist, und als Widerspruch zu sich selbst sagen, Sie "Respekt dieses Landes, so dass Sie ein paar Worte gelernt." Ich denke, nach ein paar Monaten und Bürsten auf mein deutsches Ich habe genug für dich wie ein kompletter Arsch zu schauen gelernt. Ich entschuldige mich bei Ihrer Idiocracy.

  • do you guys even understand the words

  • the fag in white came out of the closet

  • Hahahaha awee cute

  • no ideafor mo do, but its 1 2 police

  • lol um okay hhhhhhhhhhh :D

  • -_-............ xDDD. -_- *sigh*

  • idiots

  • one, two, police!

  • thist song is played at my gym.. ALOT!

  • The guy in green is HOT

  • Das ist wirklich nett sprechen Sie Deutsch? Oder möchten Sie einfach nur die Musik?

  • They're just counting and saying "police"

  • Oh dear...Was ist Los. What is wrong? A lot, grumpy, looking for some good old German hardcore; been through a load of 'happy' crap and this turned up.

  • I enjoyed this, not sure why. Lol.

  • no tienen nada que hacer ,son unos vagos.. they guys are freakin wasting the time,

  • nvm i got it :) haha

  • whats this song called :D

  • 1:43 rofl hahahaah perfect timing on that goof

  • haha that's so retarded...i'm in love with it lol

  • LOL I love it!!! do ya'll even know what they are saying? hahahah

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  • russin?

  • Btw..

    Einz = One

    Zwei = Two

    Polizei = Police

    lol

  • It's like a nursery rhyme-ish thing to help you count.

  • The guy in the green is hot

  • Du bist genial.

  • miluji te

  • (German) Eins Zwei Polizei Drei Vier Grenadier Funf Sechs Alte Hex Sieben Acht Gute Nacht Ja Ja Ja Was ist los? Was ist das? (repeat) --------------------------- One Two Police Three Four Grenadier Five Six Old Witch Seven Eight Good Night Yes Yes Yes What is up/happening? What is that?
  • xD the guy in the back

  • Opfer

  • one two police 3 4 gernader 5 6 all whitches 7 8 good night yes yes what is fun what is it? thats what it means

  • Its Ubernacht - overnight/sleepover/something along those lines anyway :)

  • although in the original Nursery rhyme they take it from, it does use gute nacht instead :)

  • I'm German!

    Last name: Van de Riet

    Sprechen Sie deutsch?

  • salty cakes...lol can u hear it

  • lol, silly germans!

  • what some retards!

    du bist ein retard?

  • you guys look like you're having so much fun :D I hope you do this again ;D

  • lol awesome. if you come out and dance to german techno music and put it on yuo tube you have some balls!! great job guys

  • OMG the guy in the Green shirt is SOOO hottt!!!! omg... lol.

  • lol

  • I am german and i know what it calls ;- )

  • omg the guy in the green is so hot

  • And the songs name is

    Eins zwei Polizei- by Modo.

    just incase you wanted to know.

  • It's 'one, two, police'

    That's what that one part is saying.

  • it sees redundant to me that the white shirt guy jump out of the closet

  • sexy in the green u need to go to myspace  kimi n leesburg florida usa

  • lol

  • Ahahahaha wtf lol!!

  • totally gay boys, do you call that techno ?

  • they are counting

  • its german

  • bahahaha

    Irrsinns

    Was haben sie trinken?

  • what the fuck means eins zwei polizei in italian you piece of shit?

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  • Not German, you dumb cocksuckers, its Italian

  • are you stupid?

    this is german

  • Its italian band you dumbass

  • no it aint you fuckin queer, fuck face

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  • Suck on my sack you pussy. Do some research!

  • Dio ke facce XD ___JA JA JA

  • funny video and

    handsome guys, XXPP

    lol.

  • lol that was amazing :)

  • omg i watched t his video like 2 years ago cuz i stumbled upon it and i just stumbled upon it again and remembered iit!

    hey who sings this?

  • mo-do eins zwei polizei ..lmao great vid haha

  • talking about the head bob part

  • hah, you guys should be on the pepsi commercial:))

  • defantally

  • polizei means police

  • geil gemacht hahaha

  • its always the quiet ones

  • Were r u taking it on the interney because google has an english to german you can check out thats how ive been translating but if it is on the internet please tell me im sick of searching lmao

  • This remindes me of night at the roxbury...lolo...

    but good song who the artist?

  • wat song is this?

  • Eins zwei, polizei by mo-do

  • "eins zwei polizei, drei, vier..???"

    lol

  • lol

  • neeeerds.

  • u guys are fucking idiots but its fucking hilarious :P

  • Thanks for the fucking compliment lol.

  • What's up cuteycake?

  • hahahahhaa

  • Oh no white shirt dude(Matt) youve got someone who thinks your hot!!!

  • lol

  • MODO eins zwei polizei

  • sie jungs sind nicht nur verzögert deutsch

  • You guys must have been bored xD

    But yeah, 'tis an awesome song!

  • white shirt dood is HOT

  • omg im sohighh this is trppyy

  • ok 1st. dey rnt german if dey wer deyd no meaning. 2nd...hot?? where...3rd. its one two police. [eins zwei polizei] and...4th...all u did was shake ur head >.>

  • Eins Zwei Drie, i think.. the artist is Modo

  • whats that SONG CALLED???

  • ahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Schaße !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I kept expecting this video to spontaneously break out into homosexual porn at any time during the whole 2:48... anyone else get that?

  • xD...lol

  • 77 thousand views... unbelievable.

  • woah this song is sooo old...

    and the text is very creative *cough*

    nevertheless the rhythm's not as bad as the lyrics...

  • your boyfriend is handsome (in the green shirt)

  • 3 hot german boys ty i loved it

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

  • god didn't you have anything better to do, still its pretty funny!!!

  • That doesn't look very intelligent...

  • omg... those guys dnt no how to dance

    i love this song! XD whats it called?

  • whats the name of this song???????????

  • Eins zwei polizei

  • 1 2 polizei, 3 4 brigadier...5 6 alte kechs?..7 8 polizei???????/ errr Hats denn irgnd n Sinn???

  • great!

  • Was die Mähne von jenem Lied ist

  • OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! I love it! I'm definately making one...

    ~Crystal & Danielle

  • it means one..two..police..and then something bout beer ^^

  • no buddy u where close. trust me i speak german. eins=1 zwei=2 polzei=police, then it goes drei veir granader meaning, dei=3 veir=4 granader=granade. i see how u thot he was talking about beer because beer sounds like vier. and there is more counting up to #8 but i dont feel like translating.

  • No, granader is not granade. but everything else is right.

  • Are you sure he is not saying Grenadier? Or did you forget the 'I'. No offense. And 4 is Vier, not Veir. lol, sorry I had to make this correction.

  • im glad the guy finally came out of the closet

  • the guy in the blue, can actually dance it''ss so cute <3

  • its funny and OUCH to the guy in the blue at 0:56 im think im going to make one

  • haha yeah dude you should make one

  • u guys r so sexy we need more like u over here in america tennessee to be quite frank mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mm

  • Mein Gott!Was ist das??

  • die 3 blöden männer sind schwul und behindert xD echt peinlich...:S

  • I thought behindert meant like... ..... oh nvm Behindert means retarted lol

  • what?

  • PS, u guys look really dorky.

  • id rather look dorky in a group then alone

  • very true,

  • cuz i do dorky stuff on stickam ALL the time and im alone:[

  • kid on on bottem left, i have seen him before!!! where,,,

  • @dude in the white shirt:

    what better song to come out of the closet :P

  • You know the best part of the video? I know these people! lmao JM, Matt, you guys fucking rock!

  • Dude your retarded its a freakin Green shirt, open your dumb eyes and look at it

  • Looks blue to me.

  • whats the name of the song??

  • awh thats was cutte haha

  • Does the kid in the green shirt hit his head?

  • its a blue shirt

  • dude idk what it is about that but the dancing is so cool. Come check a dance my bud and i made type kellogg3kristjansson and watch! p-sout

  • you kids are ugly

  • no they play the song hehe thanks for the song

  • LOL!!!! This is what i was looking for!!! The german teacher in my school plays this before every class almost the entire hallway barges in and starts to dance! it's funny stuff... What is the name of the song, everyone is asking?!!!!

    oh and 5/5 lmao

  • lmao

  • i know the song! i think the second line, after he says drei vier, he says gruener bier (green beer) ar something like that, idk, just my guess

  • Yo what means 'salte kicks' and 'grenadier'.

    i mean im dutch and can speak german but those two words i cant understand.

  • I love this song!

  • any of you guys seen a night at the roxbury

  • i've known this song since I was like four!

    here's the translation

    Einz, Zwei, Polizei= one, two police

    was ist loss= whats wrong

    was ist das= what's that

    drei, vier, bueno dias= three, four, buenos dias(spanish)

    funf, sechs ???= five, six (the voice is too synthesized to tell, he mumbles a bit at that!)

    sieben, acht, gute nacht= seven, eight, good night

    neun, zehn, schlaffen gehen= nine, ten, going to bed

  • HAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!