Guess Where I Am

[DanceClassHeroine]

It's more similar to that of a montage of incredibleness

In no way is this JUST a highlight reel

That's not enough rad credibility do it proper justice

And where are you?

The capitol of coolness is what it looks like

[combustication07]

Oh no! I LOL all the time! I will try to not do it on channel. I will hehehe instead! hehe

[ibrahimsuheyl]

*gasp*

Pork-Eater!! MUST. BLOW. YOU. UP. VITH. TRUSTY. SUICIDE. VEST.

Cute doggie...

[obsquatch]

This is the funniest comment I have ever gotten. You, my friend, are made of 97% awesome and 3% bacon via osmosis from being so close to 100% awesome, which it turns out is a thick slice of bacon. My logic runs circles around you. Weeeeeeeeee!

[novanine]

You are in Wales. On a pig farm. In Wales.

Haha, pork hangover. What's the hangover cure for that, a beer sandwich?

[gnattilly]

you are awesome-er-estest

[LaughingLeaf]

genius! LOL!

[obsquatch]

You are awesome. Here is constructive criticism on being even more awesome. Drop the lol-ing. It leaves a slime trail like a slug behind you. Continue to be as awesome as I know you are, which is way awesome!

I am usually very very harsh to lol-ers. I am really really trying to be nicer to strangers. You are a first attempt. Go team awesome.

I can't fucking do it. I need to be an ass. I fucking hate "LOL". I don't care how awesome you are, "lol" makes me want to punch babies. Hard.

[LaughingLeaf]

...I AM a slug. I thought id share that with you! I cant stop sliming, unless i get constipated!

"LOL", okok that was just provocative :P

Punching babies = awesome!

[denitson777]

Taking a dump!

[Snowgoggles]

My guess is Hawaii. ;-)

[Iheartprofessorsnape]

was the pork hang over from eating pork, or being around all the pigs?

[achigurh]

that dog is a border collie on the inside...i just know it

[obsquatch]

They describe that dog as being "special" because it is so happy all the time. Just like Krumbine.

[soulofbass]

dude why r u so mean to krumbine? ps, nice video

[Takarafire]

Why is he so mean to Krumbine you ask?

He secretly wants...to BE Krumbine....Haha Well I mean, who can't resist screaming, "FUCK YOU KRUMBINE" to the face of the public online?? I certainly cannot.

[obsquatch]

Guilty.

Wait.

Fuck.

[obsquatch]

I am mean to Krumbine because he is actually my birth mother, and that is what angst ridden, thirty-somethings do. They are mean to their mothers?

[AngloBaptist]

That's it. I'm moving back to the country. No more of this suburban morass of lawn fertilizer for me.

[obsquatch]

I can see it; you deep in the country, with a straw hat, chewing on a piece of hay, bringing Gods wrath of fire and brimstone down upon the pristine front lawns of you former neighbors.

[ChristopherMast]

Awesomeness....

Love the happy dog

[obsquatch]

Why haven't you made me famous yet? I asked nicely.  I love you?

[misspacman08]

This reminds me of that country song "she think's my tractors sexy... It really turns her on"

[obsquatch]

That Mother has eight wheels that are Obsquatch sized. We drank bourbon, scotch, and bacon grease all weekend long, and when farmer John (I shit you not) pulled up in that Mother and said, "let's take her for a spin," I had a little porn star moment. After that tractor ride, I drove the six hours back to Chi-town with a shit eating grin smeared across my face. My life is complete and I can die happy... well, almost. There is one more thing.

[tedebambu]

I want that.

... I do...

[obsquatch]

Do it. Do it now!

[benzone50]

fantabulous!

[NapalmXD]

DOGGY!

[meggomae]

Obsquatch...that video was freakin' awesome :) That quote will by far make the best T-shirt!

[paTieNTdEaD]

I recently started taking naps, u sound like my unemployed ass

[obsquatch]

Get a job, dirty hippy.

But since you have so much free time, check out the band The 25th Hour. My buddy is the hardcore singer, and I think you of all people will dig it.  Cheers.

[paTieNTdEaD]

Yeah man, Got one. Started Thursday, But yeah ill check em out.

[Gimmeabreakman]

That was great!

[obsquatch]

No, Victor, as we have all have learned over the last few videos, it takes you doing a cameo appearance and going off script for any video to be great. And since that didn't happen in this video, my efforts are crap. A huge, steaming pile of crap. If you were in this video, you'd steal the show, then I'd have to throw things at your crotch. Heavy things. That makes you the anti-steaming-pile-of-crap-man­. I can almost hear the theme song. I love you?

[FalconNeko]

me thinks obsquatch is clark kent

in his next vid he is gona pick the tractor up above his head

[BigmackZach]

i like this vid bro,pretty tight

[katConfidential]

Hahaha, I'm so confused right now... A pig farm?

"I'm an attractor!!"

[obsquatch]

Pork hangovers are ruff on my aural skills. I couldn't make that last sentence any sexier if I was paid to. Crapplefuck!

[Takarafire]

Living life like a true gent here, Obsquatch style.

You keep on flying man.

[squishymaster444]

cool i have first comment and dont you think that trackter is sexy