"On hold" message for telemarketers

[tickledawson]

YOU ARE A LEGEND!!!

[TheKookyKareoke]

I like the sienfeld, "Why don't you give me your hoe phone and I'll call you back tonight,,,, whats that, you dont like people caling you at home either?"

[private9942]

some one needs to make a GlaDos version of this

[meowmixkitty3]

Whenever a telemarketer calls I let them ask what my credit card number is, then I randomly say "I like the saxophone" then put the phone in the bell of my sax and blast as loud as possible.

[SlapstickCoyote]

the cosby show

[iamallaboutthemoney]

at the end they should have "Are you still there?"

[j0hnb0wman]

i used to go play calvin harris to them but this is way better haha

[ZONE3RESA]

HILARIOUS



[MillieRose6]

Awesome video next telemarketer to call will listen to tjis

[deslegumes]

Lol is that AT&T Natural Voices? That voice is actually very good... funny message too

[mattrjacobs52]

I think its funny to fuck with telemarketers but there is no reason to get angry with the individual... There just trying to eat.

[j0hnb0wman]

@mattrjacobs52 just like drug dealers, thieves and muggers?

[mattrjacobs52]

@j0hnb0wman Yes and telemarketers are just as violent and life-threatening aren't they.

[j0hnb0wman]

@mattrjacobs52 more so bro, i am yet to be mugged or hassled by a drug dealer yet i encounter these folk all the time, always trying to thieve my money. Way more dangerous and do less to contribute to society.

[mattrjacobs52]

@j0hnb0wman My point is just because they don't contribute to society they don't deserve ridicule... the companies that hire these telemarketing firms do.

[j0hnb0wman]

@mattrjacobs52 thats the same logic as Hitler deserves ridicule but not the people that did his dirty work and followed his orders. I usually just say yes and make them think they have a sale then hang up at the last minute

[mattrjacobs52]

@j0hnb0wman Hate to break it to you but calling someone's telephone is very different from trying to exterminate the jews.

[j0hnb0wman]

@mattrjacobs52 WRONG!!!! Its exactly the same you idiot dolt!!!

[telecomguy10]

I use this same song for my music on hold playlist (without the explicit commentary of course). I've got a phone system in my house. By the way, the name of this song is "Against Doctor's Orders" by Kenny G.

[yam225f]

lmfao, i just kept a telemarketer on for the 3 minutes listnen to this, haha

[pinkfluffyducks]

Lol!!

[WJF388]

some telemarketers can't hangup until you do, so this wroks well.

[wsmkthtksh]

lmfao. i'm a telemarketer and this shit is funny as fuck!

[telecomguy10]

Most telemarketers won't hold for more than 15 to 30 seconds.

[Malcrosternus]

I watch this vid to regain the time lost on other crappy vids.

[joeyflips]

Thank you!! I am SO gonna use this EVERYDAY!

[wsmkthtksh]

@joeyflips lol you get called everyday

[butkicker75]

Start talking in a really dumb accent and when they ask for your credit card number say

"no, you know why? THIS IS SPARTA!"

[AbsintheGirl27]

Epic, Love this !!! : )

[TAMIKA69RENEE]

lmao

[bloggedit]

I once thought of picking up playing something real loud (next to the speaker) and try to speak but then hang up. But this might be better. Of course I might make this without the robot voice.

[chocoboasylum]

The only thing that bothers me is that it's a robot voice and not one of those chipper actor voices.

[MyFreedomChannel]

Great for debt collectors, too! HAHAHA

[crashnburner187]

ABSOLUTE WIN! Needs an MP3 DL.

[bloodymary28cr]

this is awesome!!!! hahaha :D

[Honeybear1001]

Yes this is definitely funny

[samten10a]

I like to irritate the local company that us the automated phone service you know punch 1 for the bathroom type thing but I do it in person at the service desk man it take them an 10 minutes to waste their time.

[philacoudre]

how lovely?!

[alwysalady2003]

works like a charm!

[tsolorio3001]

It needs to be longer. Make them suffer more.

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

All telemarketers deserve the death penalty.

[RandomErinB]

i would just go to 2:20 and start from there!

[Kurtreidable]

5 Stars LOL :)

[slyguyou812]

Priceless.

[Philly1cheasteak]

I'm 12 and whenever there is a telemarketer i just say: yes, once second, let me get my Dad, ( hands it off to a 3-6 year)

[EmilyMichelle123451]

niceeee im 12 2 lol

[TTarOtaku]

"Your call may have been forgotten, so please continue to hold tenaciously. Someone will eventually remember that you're on hold."

Best part of the whole thing XD.

[Kayleigh27]

They just won't stop calling even though I'm already enrolled into a college and I've told them that numerous times before

[Kayleigh27]

I've been getting harrassed by colleges for the past 3 wks. I've been waiting all day for them to call me so i could play this message. Just 5 mintues ago I was able to use it. They hung up after 1 minute of listening to it. Thank you @305CMS, I'll be using this and a good ol fashioned "Rick Roll'd" on them until I get tired of playing around lol!

[cdntruckerwife]

VERY FUNNY!!

[Tsubakiee]

any telemarketer is gonna reschedule the call.. period....so theres a 100% chance you're gonna get another one.

just say hey man put me on the Do-Not-Call list.. zzz

if you get another call, say you're gonna sue and you'll never hear from them again, dont just get the name of the program they are calling for, get the name of the company thats been outsourced to do the calling.. thats it..

takes all but a min.

[andiecasey1]

Yep

[xcasmithx]

This is da bomb!!! Will get alot of use. Now I look forward to telemarketers!!! Thanks, much improved!

[2040Rumely]

Using it right now...it's being played for the 3rd time...he hasn't hung up yet....

[Noblity54]

played this the other day- work like a charm

[pushycatpops]

I actually recorded it to my answering machine and it plays every time these knobs call. The family now sits and chuckles instead of being irritated.

You can also do what I did, I reversed the number off the id and found the name of the company calling. I went to their web site and pulled off their corporate phone number. I called and asked for a manager. When she got on, she wasn't happy I was bothering her at work. How ironic hey? I also entered the corporate number on 800notes for others.

[pushycatpops]

I actually recorded it to my answering machine and it plays every time these knobs call. The family now sits and chuckles instead of being irritated.

[RocketMichael1892M]

i laughed so hard

[cyberkitty3000]

awesome!

[TheWestSux]

I've used this a few times (got it bookmarked) and they hang up in under a minute but just now, lol, the dumb lowlife woman actually spoke to this video. How daft was she? Shows the IQ required to become a telemarketting scum bag

[absolutstar]

ahhh this is great!

[jayde1ash]

funny !!!

[robdsmith282]

they just hang up

i try it every time i can tho

[robdsmith282]

they just hang up

[The72koenig]

THIS KIND OF STUFF MAKES TSR'S LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF AND GIVES THEM GOOD TALK TIME!!! LOL, DOUCHEBAGS!!!

[NibiruShinIori319]

You should upload an actual call from one of those guys :D

[RelaxingGhost]

I gotta try this on a telemarketer

[larocquedenise]

it was really funny I use it now as my answering machine message haha

[lunhil12]

So funny.

[iamthegame06]

haha! i used to work as a telemarketer and trust me, i've heard a lot of interesting stuff over the phone but if i was working and i heard this i would've LOL'd at the office haha!

[p1nkUn1c0rn]

I hate telemarketers this made my day

[jober0cks]

lmao family representatives

[cosailslover]

@billyolak7 *shrugs* idk

[thecamoman64]

awkward....

[TheOriginalThought1]

I love the women telemarketer's reaction when I hit on them and say how good they look, even though I'm on the phone. I ask them to nibble along the shaft of my penis and if they don't hang up I just grin.

[TheOriginalThought1]

@305CMS You're my hero. This made my day when I heard the guy fly into a rage.

[SkrimpyTaters]

oh nevermind.

[SkrimpyTaters]

song?

[pornoslut]

hahaha!!!!

[luke5218]

lol u wait like 2 hours for customer support or whatever you want, then record their machine message and when its your turn to talk, play it >:D

[cosailslover]

umm...as stupid as this is...my sister is wondering wat is a telemarketer

[xXThatotherdudeXx]

@cosailslover .........Your mom.....

[cosailslover]

@xXThatotherdudeXx oh im sorry that your talking abt your grandma and ur dad in bed

[ThatOneDude822]

BAHAHA next time a telemarketer calls im holding the phone up to the speakers while this is playing.

[MattTheComputerGeek]

I wish the call center i work for had nice clear hold music like that. we don't :(

[SuperSuzyb]

Put your number on the do not call list. Who gets calls from telemarketers anymore??

[Aide244]

@SuperSuzyb i have had to tell the same company 6 time and they still call .

[anmountain]

a telemarketer listend to this 20 times before yelling and then terminated it it was funny as hell

[campaingboy73]

replace the elevator music with rick astley.

[megastapler124]

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[FirefighterJohnM]

Goddd I love this song.. Ive used it soo many times. I got it saved on my favs. Just go to my bookmark and ROCK N ROLL!

[TVsterwarsHarryPott]

I wish I could figure out how to put this on my phone...

ANY IDEAS HOW TO PUT MUSIC ON MY PHONE FOR THE HOLD FUNCTION??

[alynnshw]

lol..funny...how do i download

[H3c70rit0]

2:23-0:29 rofl

3:05 shit, its over already? listen again

2:23-0:29 rofl

1:45 trying to focus, but rofl again, listen again...

repeat

[andycflbulb]

awesome I love that!

[hyerspeed]

14 tele marketers watched this

[winterover79]

SWEET!!!

[xXpiano3loveXx]

Hilarious and true.

[BardielBrinstar]

I must be messed up but I'm digging that corny 80's sax music haha.

[nickmathers]

someone please convert this to audio and create a link to download xD this is epic

[3xAmigosProductions]

ohhh this is good

[zxcv1234vcxz]

That recording is brilliant. Is there an URL for an MP3 to download?

[RockstarRacc00n]

It's kind of mean of you to be rude like that to telemarketers, I mean, they have a job where they call people unsolicited and get yelled at. They don't call you because they want to bother you, they call you because they need money and that's the job they got.

[DatWolfDude88]

@RockstarRacc00n Except the part where most telemarketers are from some foreign country and you can never understand the person on the other end. So....I don't see a point in caring whether or not those people have a job.

[zxcv1234vcxz]

@RockstarRacc00n - If a person is capable of working as a telewhore, then he is capable of working at McRottens or 7/11.

I'm willing to show civility to a fast food employee because I *CHOOSE* to do business with them and go into that place of business. Telewhores are trying to invade my home and privacy, like a B&E thief or a peeping tom trying to peer in my window. They don't deserve respect, they deserve to be prosecuted and the shit kicked out of them if caught.

[avalon665]

@RockstarRacc00n I disagree. Some of the telemarketers deserve it. I've had telemarketers call me and get get pissy with me for no reasons whatsoever, and if I make one snide comment in return, their level of pissiness rises. It's not the person that is being called's fault that the telemarketer didn't get a job that doesn't involve harassing people. And yes, some telemarketers do harass.

[SimsMoyal]

@avalon665 just some ? i had someone calling me for a newspaper subscripition every month!! nothing helped when i told him him that i don't want to buy anything and stop calling me.

now i don't care he need to make a living - so do i, and not on my account he will do his.

[avalon665]

@SimsMoyal well said mate

[SimsMoyal]

@avalon665 ty

[avalon665]

@SimsMoyal no prob

[SimsMoyal]

@RockstarRacc00n bothering someone over the phone for a living doesn't make it right.

people have lives of their own you know, and causing a nuisance for a living is not acceptable

[SleepyCF]

If everyone puts telemarketers on hold it waists there time saving other ppl from getting phoned. Eventually this will make this methode of marketing not profitable.

You guys have to make sales for your business to keep going or it won't be used =)

[jlarson434]

As a telemarketer, your answering machines that extend calls are very appreciated. Even those of us on commission are judged by talk time. The best of us revel in idiots like you thinking a long answering machine or placing us on hold hurts us. Talk time is gold, I would rather you place me on hold or hear your answering machine for 10 minutes than be screamed at. Although being screamed at is kinda fun, hearing a person lose their mind over a phone call is better than Judge Judy & I get paid!!!

[HarrysSecret]

@jlarson434 Um.. yeah sorry but I don't believe you love your job and want to do it forever.

Its soul destroying work and you know it, you get handed a list of "leads" (usually a page from the phone book) and you have to try and be cheerful to everyone.

So we're idiots because we find your calls intrusive? I guess you don't have a home phone and don't have to worry about dumb telemarketers calling with patronising questions while trying to secure a contract.

Fuck off You total knob head.

[imtheotherdave]

@HarrysSecret What type of of call filtering software does your business have in place at the moment because we are currently trialing an exciting, new product on a 6 month FREE NO RISK trial!

[SimsMoyal]

@jlarson434 as a telemarkter you should get a real job and stop harressing people!

[TheAmericanArm]

Is that Kenny G...LOL

[Nephetili]

Lmfao love it!

[TRUTHPROVIDER76]

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

I just died Laughing....

[nalaiscool99]

I want this as an MP3.

[G0neguy]

@nalaiscool99 Youtube-mp3 . org (if u havent gotten the song by now)

[lifeisgoodwithguns]

@nalaiscool99 go to  youtube-mp3. org

[MrLuckySInner]

LOL is it actually possible to get this on your phone?

[MrDaAsif]

Reminds me of tortuous customer support. ^.^ Except, the music should stop when he speaks. Like a typical customer support.

[Hilner100]

Hahahahahahahahaha.....Classic­!!!

[EridanusAlpha]

I LOVE this!!!

I laughed so hard I think I have a hole in my windpipe... I am not joking. It hurts.

[ProjectMNow]

this was cool. I listened to the end.

[TheGamingfan144]

Lol great idea! I'm gonna do the same here. Thumbs up if you do it too.

[godsblessingsmusic]

See new personality 13 / eight videos; or gospel group prepares for next step / google. type in God's Blessings No Chains Holding Me Down

[lachrox247]

U should put the background music Rick roll or Friday

[tommyboy6494]

u r a bogart!

[bobmoult]

moonman forgot to mention KKK KKK KKK

[ruckuschannel]

13 telemarketers watched this video

[Angelhaven95]

Hillarious! I realize telemarketers are just doing their job but damn! They bug the he'll out of me

[july2v6k8]

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[july2v6k8]

hi

[pdmexpress05]

i was a telemarketer for 6 months - this would have made my day.

[BlahBlah5649]

666 likes lol

[TheMunchinator123]

at 0:37 why not get a real job, visit w w w . find a real job .com.. thats a real website

[thir13enthhour]

Fuckin A man! Fuckin A.

[HalfBritWings72]

LOL LOL LOL just got a call from one of these tele marketer douchebags and i just happened to be at the computer and used this!!! OMG it was so hard not to laugh out loud and the moron listened to the whole thing!!!! AWESOME!!!!

[TellyphoneTV]

Telemarketer: I thought this was a real job sh**

[darkwarlock96]

it would be funny if you put yes please hold again... whenever it says press 1 if you need to speak with a family representative immediately.

[thinkpinkhouston]

I love this!!!!!!!!! Had me cracking up!!!!!!

[bigeggs100]

Love it!

[DannyEddy357]

I was laughing my ass off at this especially the one at 2:220

[GCTM951]

1980's skinemax porno music

[crazydoodler]

haha love this.

[TrueTalkTV]

@ 1:35 = LMFAO!

"Your call...may have been forgotten. So please continue to hold tenaciously."

[wamby1985]

It would be hilarious to put this but the telemarkers that call here hang up when the answering machine kicks in

[Pikmeir]

how to get rid of telemarketers = moonman?

[LanlandeVAG]

lol i love it!!!!!!

[mario9dragon]

No, you have to have slow, calm music that would play in your local Books A Million or Barnes & Noble. That would be perfect.

[DutchyVegas420]

LMFAO WOWEE XD

[syekiya]

13 Telemarketers heard this message.

[res20stupid]

@syekiya 14. I played it on the phone.

[68buickwildcat]

lol!!!

[snpdo]

rofl....

[Feshman117]

@duckmaster50 yea

[NolanWhite]

I so wish I could program my phone to play this on command when I put someone on hold.

[StraightEdgeReviews]

LOL

[Josh1234567897]

i fell off my chair :(

[DelunaGrl]

@duckmaster50 IKR!!