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  • WTF how do u not know how a plane flys im 12 and i no how

  • @ArcadianProductions7

    This video is satire bro.

  • I like clicking on to Eddie's videos just to read the idiotic comments that people leave.

  • "Gravityism". My new favourite word. XD

  • CHECKMATE!

  • I dont think that you understand what an athiest is. An athiest just doesnt believe in a diety. We just dont really care. You, on the other hand, believe that we are morons that HATE god. We DONT HATE HIM. Why? Because he doesnt exist. P.S. I saw your last video and THE SUN IS A STAR, BITCH

  • @AdrianSuxBrasi ...I dont want to live on this world anymore..

    it's a danm satire. He makes these videoes because people with both halves of their brain think its hilarious.You on the other hand are a argumentative commenter,possibly a troll too.now, calm down,pay attention, and stop looking for a fight.

  • @gC222SA I agree, this guy is hilarious, but something about him just pisses me off, you cool with that? It angers me when people randomly jump to conclusions, assuming I'm a troll becasue there are lots of them out there. I just wanted to make a point about how I really don't HATE god, I just choose not to believe, and try not to care. That's all.

  • @AdrianSuxBrasihe dosent hate go deitho.this is comedy show,it's not meant to be taken as argument against god.yes,he's making fun of the consept,but that dosent men he hate religion. It's just to make people laugh.I don't belive you hate god,and neithor do I,but i do think your going about this the wrong way

  • The "half a brain" sentence is awesome. The image really gives it a double sense, well done.

  • its funny cuz somewhere out there a christian is nodding at everything he says.

  • ...beings. And that's what matters. I mean would you honestly not want someone to save your life, just because of their religion? No. So stop insulting other religions you "tolerant", "smart" atheists. We all need to be smarter, actually smarter, and realize that yes, people do have feelings, and yes, people are entitled to their beliefs.

  • Making others angry isn't a good way to spread your ideas, it just makes people angry and they start to attack back. In my opinion, the best way to spread your ideas is by simply stating them. So sarcasm, no insults, and no pride. I believe that if everyone did this there would be less arguments on youtube, and overall less people judging others by their beliefs. Actions are more important than beliefs. Because honestly, it doesn't matter what the person's belief; in the end we're all human...

  • This guy should run for pope !!! Its great comedy !

  • Ha ha, love the Christian dumb-fucks who don't get that this is satire.

  • Or maybe God is testing us. You could call it a testicle.

  • "Gravityism" ftw

  • tragicle: my new favourite word.

  • wow man your a moron plain a simple and its not because you have faith, there isnt a problem with that. your just a dumb ass.

  • @blazems since he's a comedian and this is a satire, I'm gonna assume that you are in fact the dumb ass for not being able to figure that out.

  • @blazems You're the moron if you can't realise this is pure satire.

  • Everyone with HALF  a brain will understand it was a miracle...... hahahaha

  • ROFL! This is so hilarious. EC is easily one of my favourite atheists on YouTube.

  • He's great very funny.

  • what an idiot.

  • @hangsambo12 you are the idiot

    unless you are being sarcastic aswell

  • @bluexepnos Thanks for detecting the hint of sarcasm...

  • lol tragicle i almost wet me self

  • Tragicles FTW!

    I mean, using the word for those events. That would be neat.

    Not the events themselves. Those suck.

  • @WhenDreamsTouchFire Of course, he DOES sound a lot like a southern baptist...so the confusion is understandable:)

  • @WhenDreamsTouchFire Just click on "show more" above and it will list the Category : Comedy. YES, THIS IS A PARODY:)

  • Don't forget to thank the tooth fairy for giving us teeth lol

  • look i know that u are a comediant and u make fun of christians. but the ignorance that u show is starting to piss me off......

  • @SenseiMarian14 lol what an idiot

  • @SenseiMarian14 he's not even slightly ignorant! he makes SO many hidden clever jokes per minute. You kinda have to be into atheism or debating fallacies to get most of them probably

  • do u belive in god or r u making fun of him?

  • @nintendoDSplaYER1 You would have to believe in him to make fun of him, so asking if you believe in him or are making fun of him isn't really a valid question.

  • @nintendoDSplaYER1 it's satire.

    

  • Bahahahah! Tragicle!

  • so hang on, god is so insecure that he would purposely tramatise and terrify those people who were on the plane simply for newspapers to mention him? wat a guy :/

  • Does God have a bad credit rating then?

  • @SacredJager

    I don't think so, cause he created the credit..duh

  • @OutlawzAKA Your right, I don't have a bad credit rating. :3

  • According to the Christians like yourself, God is omnipotent. So, he did have the power to move the geese out of the way.

    And also, you think God could have put the goose in the engine to glorify his existance? What did that freakin goose do? Don't you think it's a little cruel?

    Edward, you argument is so weak and juvenile that I almost feel sorry for you.

  • @rondoquest its a parody

  • @rondoquest hey genius edward current does satire videos. this is a joke. he is not a christian.

  • @rondoquest you created this account 6 days ago, so I'm assuming you're trolling a troll video.

  • You, sir, are a fucking genius...  Love your videos... : )

  • this needs to be a joke

  • Sheesh this argument is so full of holes.

    Defying the laws of gravity? Nothing that flies defies any laws of gravity.The laws of gravity do not state that nothing can fly.It is physics and engineering not a miracle.

    Atheists have a lack of belief by definition so they cannot blame any diety.Atheists do say if god is real why then etc etc.

    The pilot wasn`t inspired by any didvinity - his training and experience kicked in.

  • @spiderman241069

    1 word: Satire.

  • @spiderman241069 its satire bro.

  • @spiderman241069 Reeeeaally? 

  • @Norwification Yes I know it is satire as several others have pointed out!!!

  • @spiderman241069 Hahaha but come on! You thought it was real. Sorry mate, it's just how overbearing your attitude was is hilarious when you didn't get it was satirical.

  • @Norwification YES !! I thought it was real.I realized after I posted - as I have already stated. SHEESH!!

  • aahaha this is so funny. i like how he says that atheists blame god.

  • Well, He had 40 years of experiance and knew how to glide.The plane was well built.

    The geese always migrate. The pilot knew how to land a plane safely.

    Done.

  • I can read sarcasm

  • One day, there was a man named Jesus Christ. Today, he is known as Joe Aka MysteryGuitarMan. He did many miracles, but he came to warn humanity of their wickedness. It didn’t have to be this way. He then died at the cross bearing their sin at the age of 32. He rose from the dead 3 days later holding the keys of death and hell. He gave one key to the man with the white stone, and this key is HELL. Copy and paste this or you will die and go to hell.

  • @NeoComposer uh...did you make that up?is it supposed to be funny?did you copy and paste it?what did you do? My judgement on you depends on your answer now.

  • Was that actual footage from Fox News? It seems like something that they would do.

  • tragicle lmao

  • tragicle :3

  • What a freaking idiot. "Atheists would blame god for putting the geese there" ? The whole idea of being atheist is that you don't believe in higher powers altogether. Too many people overlook the actual meaning of it. Hell if you look at the word's roots it speaks for itself, "theist" being related to religion (like monotheist & polytheist) and "a" essentially meaning not there (asexual is an example of this as well). Why do people assume atheists are satanists or Christians who worship Darwin?

  • @YCCCm7 Are you serious? This is clearly a satire

  • @YCCCm7 :Idk where some theists got their idea that we never say thanks but blame God for bad things.I must say seeing a tragic I'd never think sth like "Too much of all-loving,huh?",no,I'd only blame humans for irresponsibility.I won't even mention God,ever,if they are not around advice me to convert.All I've ever done is just showing things that to me isn't compatible with a good God as described but they'll just accuse me for being hypocrite for blaming s.o I don't believe

    This vid=satire,btw

  • @YCCCm7 THIS IS A SATIRE. S-A-T-I-R-E. Making fun of religion. Not serious. satiresatiresatire. Get that into your head.

  • all i have to say, you bible bashing tool. DOWN WITH YOUR RELIGION, AND ACTUALLY GIVE GOD HIS DUE.

  • @TheMaster734 ...he's an atheist. He HAS no religion.

  • Wow. The media really dropped the ball on that one.

  • Is he serious.

  • @THEMADMANINYOURATTIC no, this is a joke.

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  • I have a dream,

    that one day we will live in harmony,

    in a world that isn't dominated by poor logic,

    poor logic which arises from attempting to rationalize religious thought,

    and leads to all the bullshit we see today in advertising and life in general.

  • your totaly brainwash

  • @xmemorex93 hes a comedian

  • The devil in disguise=Edward Currents....

  • @JohnnyRoastbeef21 retard in plain sight = JohnnyRoastbeef21....

  • @mattakudesu your bunz!

  • @JohnnyRoastbeef21 The devil made him do it !!!!!

  • Is this guy serious?!

  • @pieternijssen Yes. Deadly serious.

    Best Believer God has ever sent us.

    Amen.

  • lol . "gravitism"

  • Lol, loved it! :D

  • i only read the title and cant stop loughing ..

  • gravityism hahahahah i laughed so hard

  • @jezzr101 tragical lol

  • "working in mysterious ways" seems to be a Christian synonym for "being an asshole"

  • @dmanfromm jim jeffries, nice bro:P

  • haha..."Those geese used their own free will..." Classic

  • In the name of jesus strike me down in a tragicle so I can bask in eternal glory!

  • ya ya "Judgement day is coming wether you beleive the bible or not." ever heard of Ragnarok? orr hmm 50 other pagen doomsday endings? ya the bible is the only book that hase it in it...and pls go read the GIlgamesh , egypty, norse , and greek mithology and you will find everything whats in the bible is boroved from pagen religons 70% of it ... its a fackt :Pya and God is very evil more then lucifer him self ... he kills everyone who odse not belive in him "hell".... ya he is a verrry GOOD god...

  • MOronic-atheits, ye all, eat your banana!

  • I would love to see a news broadcast where every headline is followed by "...as God works in mysterious ways" And the expert commentators say the same when asked to describe things as how the hurricane flood surge came about.

  • gravityism?

  • --"'Before God we all are equally wise and equally foolish.' Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I am not sure about the former.'''--Albert Einstein

  • Well I hope people realize that God really does exist and the bible is true. The peices actually do fit together if you look into it, and look at the whole story instead of focussing on one spot that is taken out of context and ignoring the rest. I used to think it was all a sham too - but it actualy is true - remember that most churches are not following the bible - so dont base your opinion on hypocrites and mainstream false versions of christianity that dont obey the bible. God bless you

  • @fernieboy100

    ????? r you for real??

  • That's how moronic-atheist's argument is,

  • Hey dude! Duh!? It's unbelievable how in the world can exist such guys like you! Every event displays the Nature of GOD, moron.

  • I love how you said "gravityism"

  • Lol.

  • 10:00 To Skip This Piece Of Shit.

  • @fernieboy100

    oh i see so you think that a verse from a 2,000 year old book that was written by men and is contradicting and inconsistent thousands of times over is a credible source for your beliefs? you are a fucking moron and your god doesnt exist. there is absolutely no reason do believe he exists.

  • Geese suck, why is A Canada Goose our national bird? all they do is crap everywhere, hiss and bite, get sucked into Jet Engines, they're annoying. Why not a Snowy Owl or a Falcon?

  • @fernieboy100

    ok so because a book said it that means it happened. you are using the an inconsistent self contradicting book that was written by men based on the doings of another man who had been dead 700 years to explain why mocking god is stupid. i have been mocking your "god" since i was twelve and im 18 now, i dont see any consequence come of it and according to your reasoning i should be dead for my heresy right now through gods will. you are moronic and so is religion.

  • @JustTrollinAlong The bible says its on judgement day that we get either punished or rewarded - so just because you havent been punished yet means nothing. Please read 2 corinthians 5:10

  • @fernieboy100 Please read some books on facts besides ones that support your own

  • @UndeadClown95 what books ? the God delusion ? hey listen to this - the earth is motionless - it is not spinning - the sun orbits the earth - i am sorry that you are falling for what you call science when it is full out lying to you - evolution does not have facts at all so if you have some then please show me - this I have to see.Evolution is simply an attempt to discredit God and his word - so that people can deem it to be untrue but they are deluding themselves and it wont work in the end.

  • @fernieboy100 oh ok I get it. good one

  • @fernieboy100 You see why I say your arguments against God are moronic? The Bible doesn't say how old the ELEMENTS that form the earth are. It only says that in the Beginning Godcreated the heavens and the earth (no day/night/billions of years etc) Later He called the light Day (not a 24hoursD). So a more accurate translation would be:" God created the world in seven lights [Days]. “Now, the arouse, Did He create the world in seven light years? Hitler killed people not because Jesus told him.

  • @Airlightf - I am not arguing against God lol. Your arguing with both sides now lol whats your deal.

  • @Airlightf - I am not arguing against God lol. Your arguing with both sides now lol whats your deal.

  • @fernieboy100 I am an atheist and if there were no God, I wouldn't exist; thanks to God I exist.

  • God is not mocked, It's wrong what you are doing. Your twisting everything around and it's not funny. Judgement day is coming wether you beleive the bible or not.

  • @fernieboy100 I agree. God will not be mocked. I'm sure in his omnipotence He will stop Edward from making more than one or two videos total.

  • @voltar99 Be sure to keep an eye on him to see what happens - he is treading on thin ice.

  • @fernieboy100 its not coming....

  • @TheOnlyAttrition Mocking God and his word is literally the stupidest thing a person could ever do - look what happenned to Goliath when he mocked God - look at the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah when they willingly ignored him- the bible is full of stories of what happened in the past when people mocked him. Might be wise to put 2 and 2 together and realize the same outcome will also happen to those that mock him now too. Just because they haven't been struck down by lightening means nothing.

  • @fernieboy100 You are aware that those are all fables right? lol. youre funny. trying to scare me into submission, like every other christian. just a bunch of fearmongers.

  • @fernieboy100 And have you experienced any of the events described in the Bible?

  • @fernieboy100 O.M.G. fernieboy. I seriously cry for you inside. I really do.

  • This is awesome. Love your stuff! XD

  • Thank you Edward C for putting theism in its proper perspective. Not only does God love us and wants us to be happy (Why beer exists according to B. Franklin), apparently He also hates us and wants us to fear him.

    God's default position is that we are going to hell unless we do as He says. No appeal, no deviation, and no limits on His law. But somehow we KNOW what HE wants.

  • @drfoxcourt I can't tell if you were sarcastic or not. If you were not, Edward is, and unfortunately, you would be an example to the level of understanding of theist. If you were sarcastic....you really can't tell.

  • omg this guy is the best comedian ever

  • @alexrod830515 I like how is shirt is buttoned up to the MAX....lmao

  • if you are going to say God is responsible for these guys being saved then you can lay the dead bodies of all the other horrific plane crashes at Gods feet too

  • :D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D::D:D:D:D

  • At first I thought you where a crazy, then as I watched I picked up the sarcasm and satire. Then I started to chuckle a bit. Good stuff.

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  • i actually viewed this at night :D

  • when you said puppet master in my head I instantly heard "obey your......MASTER". hearts for mettalica

  • holy shit are you fucking stupid,you concede fucking christian cock sucker. i was okay with your jesus video until you bashed atheism, that has to be the fucking stupidest thing i have ever herd a christian say, "of course atheist are say god put those birds there" give me your fucking address. ill beat the fucking jesus out of you.

  • @underoath777123 let me apologize this was first video i watched of yours and i didn't realize you where that you where joking. this shit makes me laugh!

  • @underoath777123 he is an atheist fuck face, it's called sarcasm

  • @seanfleming1 hey fuck tard i realize that. pull your anal beds out and chill the fuck out

  • @underoath777123 we'll maybe you should get a fucking brain idiot, you look like a retard

  • your a great satirist man i understood the point completely - this man used his extensive knowledge to save hundreds of lives, but instead of crediting him people underhandedly called it a miracle and gods will.

  • Tragicle...EPIC LOL

  • U DONT BELIVE IN GRAVITY

  • @VoteJoker Gravity-ism, you mean.

  • Man has written about 130 million unique books. "God" wrote one. Is that because his publisher went bankrupt?

  • if you want to know what page im on, its page three of the sun :P

  • if your trying to determine (via testing the effects) if something is a miracle or a tragicle, does it become a testicle?

  • Most of this video is incoherent. He seems to ramble on and on.

  • I like how he stutters, coming up with lies on the spot, you feel good teaching people lies?

  • like im going to believe the words of a man who just said 'gravity-ism'

  • @Tubz84

    Do you know what satire is?

  • @arthurdent3 yes i was taking the piss?

  • @Tubz84 You know EdwardCurrent is being sarcastic right ?...

  • @TheDezmona yes, i refuse to believe that there are people THAT completley ignorant

  • @Tubz84 ... sadly there are people "THAT completley ignorant", as example just look at Airlightf comments

  • It's satire people, for those that don't know

  • Gravityism?

    wow i honestly feel bad for this man... he must have been brainwashed like CRAZY when he was younger...

  • @granpaNurgle It is satire...

  • It does not defy the laws of gravity just like birds don't defy the laws of gravity. Just because you don't understand something doesn't man its a miracle.

  • No matter how wise you think you are, atheists, your argument against God will always be laughable and moronic--you know that very well!

  • @Airlightf Moronic? are we the ones that beleive the earth is only 6,000 years old? are we the ones that beleive were all in-breds (adam and eve)? Are we the ones that never have actcual evidence? are we the ones that think the moon is a light source? are we the ones that had a dictator (adolf hitler) kill millions of people? are we the ones that whent to war for 100 years in the name of god? NO. and besides there is no archialogical evidence for anything that happned in the bible. NUFF SAID

  • @PoutyWand You see why I say your argument against God are moronic? The Bible doesn't say how old the ELEMENTS that form the earth are. It only says that in the Beginning God created the heavens and the earth (no day/night/billions of yearst etc) Later He called the light Day (not a 24hoursD). So a more accurate translation would be:" God created the world in seven lights[Days]. " Now, the arouse, Did He create the world in seven light years? Hitler killed people not because Jesus told him.

  • @Airlightf good job on being a idiot Theist. well i was wronge that Hitler was a Christian, he was catholic (its still religon). here let me ask you some more questions. wait im not going to ask more questions let Direct you to a Video that will answer most of your "creationist" anwsers OK have fun

  • @PoutyWand are we the ones who cant spell actcual, oh actcually we are

  • @PoutyWand I could not have said it "better" myself. Albert Einstein

  • @PoutyWand Well there is archialogical proof! Eden is in the persian Gulf... its surrounded by 4 great rivers. The Pison Gihon Tigris and Euphrates... they meet at the main source of eden the pison and the gihon dont exist now days... geologists found today 2 dried up rivers... 1 dried up in modern day saudi arabia is which to belive be the Pison 1 dried up in modern day Iran which is belived to be the Gihon... as chrsitans catholics we have faith rather than you atheists... "Enough said"

  • @MrBlahMomma I was talking about physical evidence, something i can touch, something i can hold. Like piece of the ark, the remains the the Ark. Sure some things in the bible are true, but its only its only the reasonable "SANE" things. And why didn't you include other religions other than crist. and cath.? are you a bit antisemitic? and PLEASE answer me this Why is it that religious events are mentioned only in the bible???? NUFF SAID

  • @PoutyWand im an roman catholic and catholics are christians... the remains of the ark are on Mt. ararat... the SANE things in the bible are true... in catholicism we worship the holy trinity in one person.. jesus christ... Half Man Half God... jesus did perform miracles with god anything is possible... Man is Not God... God is God...These things are mentioned in the bible because parts of it is what god wrote... its like Gods Journal? if i didnt clear it up please tell me ill explain it better

  • @MrBlahMomma - as christian catholics we have faith rather than you atheists... "Enough said"

    I think the general idea about being an atheist is not to have faith or follow sky-daddies.....

    Also just because some guy who wrote his bit in the bible knew of the 4 rivers doesn’t make the area 'Eden' - he's just writing about an area he knew of by travelling to or lived in...... You do know it's a book of fiction, right!! Written by lots of people with self interest at heart....

  • @TheFireHorseUK Ya i know... St Mark Luke Matthew and st john... yes their mortals but God Visited St. John in a dream and showed him Heaven... 12,000 acres... John recorded this in the bible... so god basicly helped all of the saints who wrote the bible... and basicly thats why its gods book cuz he somehow gave wisdom or visited them in dreams to write his book....

  • @MrBlahMomma "yes their mortals but God Visited St. John in a dream and showed him Heaven... 12,000 acres.."

    a bunch of hippies taking magic mushrooms, tripping that they are flying then wrote their tripping experience down in a book doesn’t make it more truthful than Big Bird’s ‘Big Day Out!’ -