I'm Telling You For The Last Time - Legendado (parte 02)

[Carafael7]

Legenda horrivel.. pqp

[SiameseChemise]

unfunny cunt

[Ammerstol]

I just watched some Bill Hicks clips, what a waste of time.... I thought he was kind of annoying. And besides, anyone who needs swearing in his act is just plain pathetic

[pratikh]

After watching a plethora of Carlin stand-up, Seinfeld's stand-up seems so tame and lame by comparison. Not saying it's bad, but it pales when it comes to Carlin's material.

RIP Boy George... too hip for the room.

[Moreofthesamez]

@pratikh Yeah Carlin and Bill Hicks are the men, this wimp is just lame in comparison

[gu482]

A legenda passa muito rápido! Já perdi a conta de quantas vezes já voltei os trechos para resgatar a leitura! Fora isso,está bom.

[GuyPatrowski]

This special is the first stand up I ever saw in my entire life, when I was maybe about 8 years old, before I even knew what stand up comedy was. I've loved stand up - and Jerry - ever since. I just got back from him show in Rochester, New York. He was incredible.

[mammakamel]

Thanks for the Upload! Coll that he can be THIS good without cursing, not that i dont like cursing, but he really has some good material :)

[um22w22]

Pleeeeease upload the whole show. It's hilarious. The 1st class curtain got me laughing so hard!

[gham619]

What does legendado mean?

[guithack]

@gham619 'Legendado' is portuguese for 'subtitled'.

[racedriver308]

It's captioned in Portuguese, not Spanish. You didn't "learn Spanish" very well in your Cuban-American neighborhood in Florida. Maybe it was actually a Brazilian neighborhood.

[Yang855]

Porra,rlmente tu precisa sincronizar as legendas...

[nasurdan]

so maybe if you worked a little harder I wouldnt have to do this. (Wiff)

[StoneCold75]

I speak English as my first language and learned Spanish from living in a Miami neighborhood that was 99 pct Cuban, because all the Americans left in the 80's and my dad wouldnt sell the house I grew up in. The spanish translation is probably only for those who know alot of English but want to check themselves on certain words. Its actually a good was to learn English. I commend spanish speakers for at least TRYING to learn and understand English instead of just watching Telemundo all day.

[vinnytche]

que legenda horrivel!! vai se fooooderr [2]!!!!

Tem que ter leitura dinamica pra conseguir ler essa porra!

[visceralegend]

Thanks for the subtitles! My English isn't all bad but when listening I have some difficulty once in a while.

Now, that was a great video, I love Jerry (though he has done better). But he should know the faucets are like that so you don't have to touch them after using them. Think about normal twist-on twist-off ones. You open them with your dirty hands. After you wash your hands you have to touch them again to turn them off. All the germs from everyone who opened them go back to your hands.

[bassextremes22]

this vid took a while to load....but it was worth it

[what342]

the bible should have never been written, its ridiculous

[NikhilKanthi]

so pro. jerry seinfeld ftw

[ellonysman]

I wonder how long it would take if I were to....click on every video link,....continuiously........­.24/7? Would I eventually reach the "Last one"? Even for a split second...before the newest one was posted.......

[jbrette]

The subtitles are going by too fast.

[SpectraChess]

LOL, what a laugh !! Thanks

[jokerswayne]

Why are people so mean to each other on youtube? I wonder, would people really snap at each other like this to strangers in person?

[theleverpulled]

99% would dare speak to someone the way they do here. The protection of a computer screen gives the smallest people the biggest egos.

[theleverpulled]

Of course I meant "....would NOT dare...."

[Spwned]

ye rite

[MJSalmy]

@jokerswayne no they wouldn't, they'd be to intimidated by each other ;)

[hohahi123321]

@jokerswayne

yes

[hohahi123321]

@jokerswayne

people are so mean on youtube because people are cowards. They are more comfortable with confronting others when they dont have to meet them.

[timesmash]

@jokerswayne They probably wouldn't, most of the time, and I totally agree with you. Lets all try to be nice youtube, so that we can communicate for real.

[IraHayesIraHayes]

@jokerswayne F*** You A**hole!!!!!  HAHAHAHA Just kiddin' brother....I wonder that too. Peace.

[raphahkpt0]

@jokerswayne that was the smartiest and most sincere comment i've ever seen on youtube to date

[spiros11386]

@jokerswayne apparently they do, since we have rape, murder and assaults on a daily basis all over the world, say hello to the teletubbies for me

[tcpwrap]

@jokerswayne Not rare for people to burst into an altercation the exact same way it occurs here. Only difference is majority of the empty threats are in text.

[BlandBoy]

fav part is the water bit.

[klwewf]

LMAO @ 9:12!! - The closing of the curtain.

[lawlzInc]

WHATS THE DEAL WITH THAT!!

[alexandretanizaki]

legenda porca do carai

[TheJayyBe]

Legenda ferrada

[Raizdecimal]

it aint no funny at all

[klwewf]

You realize you actually said it's funny, right? Stupid ass. Learn to write.

[Raizdecimal]

Sorry man! I'm not American and I'm learning how to speak and write in English. I have a scarce vocabulary and missed that. I just don't know why you are so furious. This is only my opinion. What's the problem and why do you need to scold me? I really don't like stand-up comedies, and I think that this one isn't funny at all.

[klwewf]

Fair enough. If you had that opinion about stand up, there was no reason to visit this video. You knew exactly what it was.

[Raizdecimal]

How do you know what I know? Do you know me? So shut up! This was the first time I watched a stand-up. And even if it wasn't, can't I watch a video and comment that this isn't funny? Become a man, "Stupid ass".

[klwewf]

Sure, pal,

[GOTHICforLIFE1]

I`m sorry for replying on this, but the only one that needs to become a man here is you.

And how did you end up watching his stand up shows vids, it would take forever if you clicked on related vids, unless you searched for it...

[Raizdecimal]

Are you kidding right? Come on! The discussion ended months ago. You can continue trying to guess how I found this video and etc. Really, I don't care. I've already answered all this questions in the last reply. And after all, It's just my only opinion. Let it be. I'm sure that if you seek, you'll find better thing to do. Bye.

[xXRyokoxBlachiXx]

Like meh mum always said.

Don't be sorry, just dont DO IT

[jotenko]

6:10

[varietychick]

i love how one minute he's crazy, and then he's got this serious look on his face!

[SeanConnery9000]

His skit on the airports is bit outdated but still somewhat funny

[shamrock118]

outdated in what way?

[SeanConnery9000]

The way the airports check luggage is different today.

Listen to that part again

[diehardrvdfan22]

its still hilarious

[SeanConnery9000]

of course it is, Seinfeld is great at staying close to everyday needs while most comedians rely on current happenings like politics & celebrity scandals

[diehardrvdfan22]

but sometimes that stuff is funny.

[SeanConnery9000]

True

[klwewf]

You being a bit too picky, aren't you? Seinfeld could do a very 'relevant' bit on your type of people - easy! LOL "What's with these people? Always a grievance. Always something to say. Just enjoy the show." I can hear him now.

[harry426]

Well, it was more than 10 years ago...

[hainorok]

genius

[Rafaelqcn]

caralho, esta pessimo pra ler ...

[felipe2586]

cabaço não sabe nem sincronizar legendas que estão muito rapidas dificultando a leitura

[gallerdude]

yo no comprendo espanol

[themightycelestial]

¿Qué?

[mwcjordan]

sensacionalll... melhor stand up de todos os tempos!!!

[Jubapridesole]

Eu vou sair vivo e voce não. =)

[icnclt]

Se ao menos tivessem trabalhado mais um pouco!

shhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuu­uuummmmmmmmmmmmm

[wookieproductions]

best comedian evar

[arquitetha]

Aahh gente.. pára de reclamar.. tá ótimo.. é só ler rapidinho...

adorei, mto obrigada por legendar!!

a parte da torneira foi a melhor.. odeio torneiras automáticas...a água pára de cair qdo a mão ta cheia de sabão, e dps não desliga qdo eu já acabei... rs

[haloheretik]

lol

[Tiagobrutus]

Muito ruim essa sincronia, foda de assistir!!

[guaratozzi]

puta legenda de merda

[bucomaxilo]

Ele é bom. Mas este vídeo nem é dos melhores, convenhamos. Tem muito material melhor dele.

Sem contar q ele apelou um pouco. Mas...

[sgrockkid]

Cherry B.O! Hahahaha!

[logindoseotoba]

traduz outros videos dele tbm.

é muito bom esse cara hahahahaa.

[SilvioBala]

comparar algum brasileiro como seinfeld...eh uma coisa sem lógica..

esses citados sao muito bons...mas pra chegar perto do seinfeld..teriam q nascer denovo..seinfeld eh o STAND Up

[thegoonist]

isnt the symbol for boron just B

[engenheiroyo]

nada como um bom stand-up brasileiro

prefiro rafinha bastos, danilo gentili, fabio porchat. ta certo que os comentarios são do nosso cotidiano, mas tambem acho que o jeito de falar é melhor que o dos americanos.

[zoioazu]

quem sincronizou essas legendas?

[joabebrill]

2 segundos pra ler legendas de duas linhas, e ainda mal sincronizadas, não dá!

[thom2730]

beaners

[trustzzer]

3:20-3:28

'yes officer, his name was a mol, and the symbol for Boro'

[Wolfboy2712]

This is so hilarious! I wish Jerry still did these shows, so badly! Especially the one part in one of the other parts a woman shouts "I love you" and he makes a great on the spot joke right there.

[kariRock2008]

I miss his show!!

Sinto falta do programa!

[HBball5]

i listen to this soo much its on my ipod :)

[kariRock2008]

Seinfiled é um clássico!! Queria que o show não tivesse acabado...Chris Rock é ótimo tbm, mas o estilo é diferente!

[kariRock2008]

It's portuguese, brazilian portuguese, not spanish. Common mistake though :)

[kylelumbang]

Am I the only one here that's not spanish?

[gustavoaffonso]

you are watching a SUBTITLED video, you are supposed to read comments in the subtitles language, that is not spanish, stupid...

[kylelumbang]

ever think about reading the COMMENTS (not trying to be offensive here but hey)?

[Caduenas]

So you are saying that every show ever made should always remain in its original language?

Wow, I didn't know someone could be so intolerant.

Would you have the same opinion about books?

Are you saying that the bible should have never been translated?

Or Descartes' Meditation on Metaphysics?

Or Kant's Critique on Pure Reason?

Did you really mean to say that?

Please tell me I'm mistaken and you made a syntaxis error when formulating your writing.

[instereovideos]

@Caduenas You showed him. Way to bust out names of philosophy books. That'll teach him.

[Caduenas]

@instereovideos How does that undermine the principle of what I'm saying?

[Micromusecut]

@Caduenas wow you certainly put somebody in their place haha

[Ratysu]

@Caduenas Actually some jokes makes no sense on other language, you cant really translate then.

I remember a python show, "How do you make a nazi cross" it totally sux in portuguese.

[factumDiabolus]

@Caduenas The Bible should have probably never been translated...anything else ...yeah

[LouieGee]

@Caduenas Congratulations. It's really good to see that, once in a while, a person with discernment comments on youtube.

[spiros11386]

@Caduenas I don't know about that other stuff but the bible definitely should not have been translated or written at all for that matter, cheers

[darkcambion]

@spiros11386 LOOOOL! Agreed!!!!

[MRbluegreen]

ontheground47, youre a racist

[konigente]

Oh man, most Americans aren't that bad. It's just the loud ones that make us look like assholes.

[jhodess]

soh comecei a rir a partir de 06:30 quando ele começa falar do avião

[beetterfly]

O seinfeld é um gênio, cara. [2]

adoroooo

e obrigada a quem fez a legenda... tá rápida mesmo, mas dá pra assistir sim ^^

[lindauro290587]

nossa mano, quem foi o filho da puta q fez a legenda???? o seinfeld nem termina de falar e a legenda ja some, q bosta!!!

[VcEhUmaBiba]

esta reclamando?

faça melhor!!!!!!!!

Se não sabe a porra de inglês

cal@ a boc@ e vai estudar pra deixar de ser ignorante e não ficar reclamando pelo favor que os outros fazem.

[0adireita]

TEMS razao,demorou pra fazer essas legendas ,mas ficou uma merda,passa muito rapido,nois que é retardado nem conseque ler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AuteursSogoth]

Legenda está mal sincronizada @_@

[guilhermei]

é engraçado,mais nao se compara com stand up do katt williams ou do chris rock!

[leomagro05]

nem da pra ler

[TKGB2006]

He's saying what were all thinking.

[brunofreitascruz]

keria ver dos programas mais com uma legenda um pouco mais devagar pliiiiiix!!!!

[hiltonpires]

humor americano... coisa mais chata

nao achei graca de nada

qualquer comediante brasileiro que faz stand up é melhor que isso...

[Birgle]

ptz, que burrice, é lógico que qqer americano vai dizer o mesmo que vc acaba de dizer em relação a eles. Ora, imagina se algum americano vai rir de alguém imitando o sílvio santos ou o maguila? O seinfeld é um gênio, cara. Nós é que imitamos eles. Deixe a xenofobia anti-americana pra outra ocasião.

[hbreder]

vai assistir zorra-total então...

[Merdafedida]

This was made for people who doesn't know english. So you nerds can stop tryng to be a fake bad boy and go to hell.

[c4vid]

Apparently you doesn't know english either.

[Scrubs103]

Yes offiver his name was Amal and then the symbol for boron!

[Ralado311]

A LEGENDA ESTÁ MUITO RAPIDO

[jadsj2007]

fucking stupids. if you understand english fine.butt what about who doesn´t understand????fodam-se americanos do caralho!!!!!vcs so servem pra isso mesmo,pra gente rir de vcs!!!!!

[deborahzinhaaa]

A galera so sabe criticar, que mediocres.

Ow valeu pelo trabalho, muito obrigada mesmo!

[od98]

hey stupid, the subtitles are for people who don't understand english quite well....just sit back and enjoy

[NYyanksrock]

take the freaking subtitles off!

[jamduke]

A lot of things on Youtube are copyrighted but usually nobody takes credit for them.

[apartamento201]

Excelente iniciativa, mas 80% da legenda não dá pra ler de primeira. Aparece e some muito rápido... Se pudessem corrigir isso, daí seria perfeito. De qualquer forma, obrigado pelo trabalho.

[luvsdvds]

Apartamento201

Lo siento, no hablo Portugues, solo Espanol e Ingles.

El problema es que Seinfeld habla muy rapido. :-)

[elpilot80]

hahhhhhhhhhhh :-))

[sekiloko]

muito obrigado!!

[garapa]

boto fê. mais eu sempre pensei em fazer isso eu ja gostei da iniciativa so que tem de diminuir o ritimo das legendas

[w3sul]

a legenda em varios trechos aparece e some muito rapido.

quem nao fala ingles tem que voltar o video para acomphar a piada.