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  • Ultimate Troll

  • You have fucked up now!

  • he's hittin me in the butt, dnt break my butt, dnt break my butt.! lmao

  • "listen to the woman john calm down"

  • @ARRAVIOLLI49 By a hammer

  • if it was Obama it would "Muck my Black Presidential Cock BITCH

  • OOH NOW YOU FUCKED UP !!

  • Suck my presidential Cock BITCH!!!!!!! Lol

  • "CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN"!

  • "Now you fucked up,

    now you fucked up,

    now you fucked up,

    now you have fucked up!"

    I have had every word of this memorized for years.

    I have no life.

  • Abe lincoln got ass raped

  • Now ya fucked up.

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  • I GOTTA BOTTLE!

  • Me and my friends where lmfao xDDD string bean! now u fahked up! *dose the dance* .3.

  • stupid

    

  • was it you stringbean you skinny ass lookin mothafucka

  • Now ya Fucked Up

  • abe lincoln was killed by being hammered in the ass. but they shot him in the back of the head to make the other story seem true.

  • Java now you ducked up

  • that was the dumbest thing ive ever seen

  • Still funny.

  • suck my presidential cock motha fucka

  • Tub of lard lookin' motha fucka.

    Hahaha. Guess this is why they called him Honest Abe.

  • abe rewind the play 5min because that fat pice of shit was talking and i couldn't pay attention what you guys were doing so rewind the play5 min you shout the fuck up

  • abe what what what what what what hey john what abe what

  • SUCK

    MY

    PRESIDENTIAL

    COCK!

    Dislikes just fucked up !

  • Which one of you mother fuckers just said that ?! Was it you string bean ?! Ya tub blared lookin mother fucker ! Come

    Say that to my face bitch !

  • save yourself..... SSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEE!

  • To all the people who disliked this, you fucked up!

  • this is hilarous!!! :D :D :D

  • listen to the woman john!!!!!! calm down just calm down calm down just calm down calm down just calm down!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Wasn't the 15th president?

    

  • Ahh he's hitting me in the butt, he's hitting my butt, don't break my butt, don't break my butt, he's breaking my butt!! haha

  • Who disliked it what one of damn mother fuckers disliked this. Was it you string bean you fucken mother fucker

  • 101 people that disliked are fat pieces of shit string beans :D

  • Which one of y'all damn motherfuckers just said dat shit?! was it you string bean? huh, ya skinny-ass lookin muthafucka? Turn around and say if again. TURN around and say it again. TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN!!!!! lol it gets me pissin myself every god damn time. #epic

  • i bust out laughn every time

  • Suck my presidential cock bitch !!!! Best thing ever ...

  • Yea listen to the woman John calm down just calm down. Haha.

  • Suck my presidential cock bitch! Lmao

  • now you fucked up

    now you fucked up

    now you fucked up

    what what what what hey WHAT what

  • put on transcribe audio

  • listen to the women John, just calm down,just calm down. hahaha 

  • <33 = 1:43 - 2:06

  • funniest thing ever say it again was it you skinny

  • I KNOW THEY HAD TO MAKE MEGGA MONEY MAKING THIS

    LMFAO

  • haha:D

  • 2:02

  • Make sure no vampire have invaded our " home base". Ill go check the castle. Good idea. I just saw a fucking vampire

  • every time i hear something about abe lincoln i burst out laughin bcuz of this xD

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  • Whas it you stringbean you skinny ass motherfucker......Ohhhh now you fucked up now you fucked up now you fucked up now you have fucked up now.....Suck my presidiantial cock bitch!!! you fat ass piece of shit you tub of lard loooking motherfucker what what what what hey...what i dont know why you looking at me bitch plays on the stage im puting on a play im tryna be entertained....listen to the woman john calm down just calm down calm down just calm down...hey acting stop the play i gotta piss!!

  • "Hey, hey acting! Acting hey! Can you stop the play cause' I drank too much liquid and I gotta piss!? Nevermind, I got a bottle, I got a bottle!"

    This is so funny. I showed all my friends and they cracked up. XD :L

  • funny man haha

  • Calm down just calm down calm down just calm down

  • to soon

  • Calm down just caml down

  • Suck My Presidential Cock BITCH !

  • @gilliam7549 no suck mois

  • Best vid ever!!!!

  • ive been raping the replay botton

    lol

  • Never mind I got a bottle xD

  • now u fucked up,u have fucked up,now u have fucked up

  • hahaha funny shit

  • What what what hey what what XD

  • Don't break my butt

  • i dont knw why u lookin at me bitch the plaies on stage

  • That was funny what happen

  • luv it omfg the best ever need to make more videos lol this is da shit

    

  • MAN THIS SHIT FUNNY

  • The funniest video I've EVER seen in my fruckin  life!!!! U den fucked up na, u den fucked up, fucke up!!!

  • I mean this is messed up, but LMAFO-ROTFL

  • In honor of Lincoln.... black people talk like he did!!!!!!

  • 97 people can suck my presidentl cock BITCH!!!

  • is he fat or skinny ?

  • This is funny shit. SUCK MY PRESIDENTAL COCK BITCH ( my fav words in this.)

  • @Yamato9911 lol mines 2 i say it at skool all da time

  • " I'm going to beat him to death with this small hammer."

  • Calm down, just calm down!

    Calm down, just calm down!

  • What! What! What! What! Hey! What!

  • Now u ****** up!!!

  • turn around and say it again

  • This is true

  • TO ALL THEM HATERS OUT THERE...

    2:03

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  • LMFAOOOO

  • /watch?v=ydE-ARixi44

  • Makes me die everytime

  • Omg :D but I would have done the same if I was that man

  • haha listen to the woman john CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN!! LOL i can watch this 10 times it never gets old

    

  • Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! You have fucked up now!

  • calm down just calm down calm down just calm down XD

  • ABE: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT HEY

    JON:WHAT

    ABE: WHAT

  • Haha this is truly my favorite video right now

  • Da best

  • suck my presidention cock bitch !!!

  • SAVE YOURSELF HAMLET....SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIT

  • hes bracking my but he brocke my but LOL :)

  • Was it you string bean

  • Omg lmfao that was so fuckin funny

  • anyone else notice John's wife is actually a man? 

  • Hahah this video is sooo funny!now im gonna call everyone stringbean hahah funny

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Listen to the woman John ..calm down just calm down calm down just calm down lol

  • Save you the trouble  2:02

  • I almost peed

  • SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK MOTHER FUCKER!

  • My fifth time watching this and I still laughed sooooooooooooooooooo hard

  • suck my presidential cock bitch

  • wat r u doin SKINNY, what r u doin u FAT peice of shit XD

  • That was hilarious

  • I told myself i would stop pissing myself but this video changed all that

  • you tub of lard lookin mother fucker!!!!

  • calm down! just calm down!

  • honest abe

  • Ohhhhh now you fucked up ohhh now you fucked up now you fucked up

  • i love how he keeps calling him a fat piece of shit and hes skinny as hell lol

  • damn this is funny....

  • I don't get it is he a stringbean or a fat tub of lard

  • I don't remember the vampire scene from Hamlet. I should read it again.

  • Lol i showed ma dad at first he o_0, then he lol'd!

  • Lol I laughed my ass off watching this

  • Lol, i gotta bottle.

  • I almost fell..

  • this is gonna happen to Obama

  • That stringbean has to learn his manners...

  • 1:23 was it you string bean skinny ass mofo haha

  • Hilarious

  • Lol

  • Lol

  • 1. Type a quote from a video

    2. Get Top Comment

    That's how it works. lol

  • NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

  • lol

  • Tumbalard lookin motha fucka  lmfao haha

  • "Suck My Presidential Cock, Bitch!" x] Bahahaha.

  • What what what hey! What. What

  • ohhhhhhhhhhh hamlet hamlet hamlet hamlet

  • press 5 "NOW YOU FUCKED UP"

  • AHHH NOW U FUCKED UP NOW U FUCKED UP SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!!!! I GOTTA PISS !!!!!! XD

  • Black people

  • Listen to the woman JOHN! Calm down just calm down, calm down just calm down, calm down!

  • HEY!

    WHAT?

    WHAT!!!!!

  • funny good video now u f**ked up

  • i love this vid, but im a republican soooo i dont like the fact that their making fun of Abraham Lincoln.

  • greatest video on youtube hahaha

  • its really stupid but fucking halorious!

  • Okay this is fucking hilarious!

  • He's hittin me in mah butt!

  • Oh shit he beat me

  • Turn around and say it again. Turn around and say it again. Turn around and say it again.

  • @pendantuniform4 WHAT WHAT WHAT!! "WHAT" WHAT?!

  • this is by far the funniest video on youtube right in front of the grapist

  • i know right

    

  • 3:15 - 3:25 ghadaffied!

  • @bobbcatt99 Tosh.0?

  • the hamlet play in this video have nothing to do with the real hamlet

    

  • @pivotXPpro great grammar you have there

  • @pivotXPpro right

    

  • Hahahahahaha this is funny shit

  • Clam down just clam down calm down just clam down

  • WHAT! WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT! HEY! WHAT! WHAT!

  • suck my presidential cock bitch

  • sounds like adam sandler abe linken

  • Was it u stringbean u skinny ass.

  • Dont brake my but, hes braking my butt

  • yeaa listen to the women john.just calm down,just calm down

  • Don't break my butt!

  • Listen to the lady John calm down, just calm down, calm down, just calm down..lmfao lol

  • trolltrolltrollltrolll

    

  • 93 people got beat in the ass

  • was it you stringbean!?

    comedy gold.

  • THIS FUCKIN FUNNY AJ

  • suck my preidintial cock bitc

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol thats was awsome! Now you fucked up! XD ROFL!