My Movie Thing 2: Dumb As A Doorstop

[LanaB2]

i only just noticed the music in the background now

how did i not before????

[lalatina]

lol i love it!! is unlimited just a one of 11 pound fee? then you go to all movies for free? just checking cos might be getting it next month. Also jst wanted to ask, how can you have so much time to see all those movies?!

[Magnulus]

Well, I had a lull in my education for a bit with no pressing deadlines. Actually, what takes the most time I writing about the films, recording it and then editing the videos. That's why I'm not doing these at the moment. They just take so long to make.

[jackaroolane]

I'm really behind on watching your vids. So now I'm playing catch up. All I can say about 1408 is 140hate! That movie is a big BOO.

[Magnulus]

*chuckles* Philistine! I liked the movie, so now I hate YOU!!! YOU MUST DIE!

Well, actually, no. I can see that it's not for everyone. ^_^

[DeXimE]

Damn I'm so behind watching vids...sigh

Thanks for yet another great review! Downloaded 1408 now just need time to watch it between Heroes, Lost, YouTube, Gaming and erm...work ;P

[Magnulus]

Well, just buy it if you like it, okay? ^_^

[DeXimE]

I most of the time do, but not when it's just out in the stores, can't affort that :( So allways checking those low priced / sales boxes where they dump loads of DVD's in to grab for like 5 euro a piece. Yeah I'm cheap ;P

[Elaina43]

The phrase "master-class in navel-gazing" has gotten you one more subscriber - ooooh, FEEL THE PRESSURE!

[Magnulus]

HOLY SHIT!!! And now I feel bad for not noticing this comment earlier! Youtube's notification system SUCKS lately.

And with that guilty conscience paired up with the pressure from you, I think I might just explode... I think I need some... private time... To release tension... Uh... BYE!

[Elaina43]

LOL np, it's all good, stew in that pressure! It'll make ya tender.

[faenda]

be careful, what if some crazy norwegian (like me) flags your video for foul language?! 'twas nice hearing you speak norwegian though, i like me some bergensk cursing every now and then.

[jackaroolane]

Man your getting all pro with the fancy eye brow pics in this one. Some of those movies aren't playing over on my end. :(

[Magnulus]

Sadly, that'll happen. I'll be reviewing two films this time that might never see a cinema release stateside, but you could always check them out on DVD!

[tabithascobra]

whats with the annoying background music?

[Magnulus]

Yeah, I know. I was trying something new. Don't worry, it's not coming back.

[tabithascobra]

bless you!

[Kejeka]

ok go to 00.27 whats that on your arm ?

[Magnulus]

A scarification of the number "42"

[tabithascobra]

i see it i see it!!!

[Tseecka]

My order to you--

You MUST go see Stardust, and you MUST review it. I can guarantee--four eyebrows. At least. You will love it.

Ciao, bellisimo!

[Magnulus]

Bella, you KNOW that I intend to see everything that goes, so don't you worry. I'm instantly suspicious of any movie that changes the names of characters from the book, though. I mean, why would they need to?

[Tseecka]

I haven't read the book (yet) -__- Though I want to. So I can't really offer any explanation for that. BUT I can't see it being a big enough deal that it ruins the movie, even for those who have read it.

[Magnulus]

What if they'd changed Prof. McGonnagall's name to "Professor Hissypriss"?

[Tseecka]

...touche. :P

[JessicaCorrine]

"mind you a very pretty rat"

lol. Very nice.

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks, Jess.

[JackyBoyz]

Mags, if I had a dime for every time I saw a lad look as gorgeous as you do under bright light, I'd have 10 cents. But aside from that... I heard CUM!!!! And then at the end of the Breach review, you said "Cum on"! Well, if you say so. I must say, you are spot on about each of these movies. I'm not just saying that, either. Can't wait for the Bratz movie review.^_^

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks, Jacky!

Damn, I should have paid more attention to myself. Should have had a "he said cum AGAIN!" bit in there. ^_^

[sisteroonie]

*boop* :)

[dancegypsy]

Great reviews. The "asides" are my favorites. Can we vote on the ratings icons? I like the mini-pics of you better than the sketches. The more Mags the better. Can't wait to hear your review of Bratz... even the thought of you going is enough to make me laugh.

[Magnulus]

NO! No voting! I spent HOURS labouring over those icons! You suck!! Naaaah, you don't suck, but I'm not changing back to the pics. ^_^

YOU may think "The more Mags (or should I say MagZ) the better" but I mostly go "Oh no, my face... AGAIN?!"

[weetziemileebenjamin]

Wow. There was an almost scary resemblance to ze frank when you said "haha! He said cum!"

LMFAO!

[Magnulus]

YAAAY! ZE! I love that guy... I've been forgetting to check up on him since he quit his daily project. What's he doin' nowadays?

[weetziemileebenjamin]

Well, nothing much, unless you count the wiiide range of activities he puts up on the ORG. :D

[Magnulus]

The ORG is pretty cool, even though I never got involved in it.

[sedonaleigh2007]

We got cable turned back on over the summer...I don't want her watching anything to do with vamping morons..but alas, vamping morons are COOL (I mean come on mom, I'm almost eight for fuck's sake)...*head thunk*

[Magnulus]

Ugh, lordie. Must be difficult to be a parent these days...

[sedonaleigh2007]

Ryan Phillipe, gah....vacant lot. You went to see Bratz? Holy god, I have an 8 year old girl and still couldn't stomach the thought. Brave man.

[Magnulus]

I won't reveal too much here, but you do not want your 8-year-old watching this movie.

[xmrbojanglesx]

Great show, keep it up.

[Magnulus]

Thanks a lot!

[ByronGiant]

Don't worry man, I was born speaking English and I still can't get it right half the time.

[Magnulus]

^_^ Seems to be the case for a lot of people. Especially on the webternets.

[RonSchira]

Your reviews are actually better than the movies, what is that music in the background, I mean, besides music?

[Magnulus]

*chuckles* Thanks! The music is just something I pulled from a website with royalty free music.

[watermelli1980]

blip. aww shucks. btw i really dig the haircut. hope you guys are settling in ok! :D

[Magnulus]

Thanks, yeah we're having a good time here, it's so nice.

[watermelli1980]

and so does my spelling, of late.

[Magnulus]

Heheheh, your spelling is pretty good by internet standards. ^_^

[watermelli1980]

i have lost faith in horror movies. they disapoint me.

[Magnulus]

Yeah, I feel ya. Well, horror as of late has been pretty damn bad. 1408 was pretty good by today's standards.

[jcourts1970]

hold on a second! did you get pissed at the light and start speaking norwegian? i loved that part!

[Magnulus]

Yeah, I did. The sun kept disappearing and reappearing. So goddamn annoying. I couldn't be arsed to redo everything, so I just kept it in there for no good reason. ^_^

[zipdoodah]

I give this video 2 eyebrows. My orgasmic bug-eyes are reserved only for Noni. :)

[Magnulus]

Understandable!

[snotpokkit]

Dude! Do you see a movie every day?

Anyway, I haven't heard of any of these movies. Crazy.

Have you seen Stardust?

[Magnulus]

I sure do! Stardust isn't even close to opening here yet, so no. But I sure will see it once it comes out!

[PhanOfPhantom]

Hey I was just wondering, after watching this for the second time, about the tattoo on you arm, it looks like it's the number 42 or 43 maybe, just wondering what it means?

[Magnulus]

42, according to Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, is the answer to the Ultimate Question. The trouble is that we don't know what the question is. This way, I'll be ready when the Question comes! Oh, and it's not a tattoo... It's actually a branded scarification.

[PhanOfPhantom]

Oh, that's cool, I love that book! So how did you brand yourself??? Sounds a little painful.

[Magnulus]

It was a lot painful, actually. I used pieces of safety pins that I bent to the right shapes and then heated up... You can figure out the rest.

[navian87]

I like the bloopers in the end (aswell as everything else). How about a Magnulus blooper reel?? :)

[Magnulus]

Sorry, but I haven't been very good at keeping my bloopers in the past. In general, my bloopers are few and not very interesting. Watching someone stumble over words can be funny, but not for VERY long.

[xgobobeanx]

i liked 1408!!! :)

[Magnulus]

So we agree, then! ^_^

[PhanOfPhantom]

I cannot believe you actually went to see Bratz!

[Magnulus]

I had to! It's all part of my plan! It gave me some good fodder, though, so don't you fret.

[Magnulus]

MIKMA WAS FIRST!!

[nonigold]

Great fun! It is nice for me- that even when I mostly know already what you thought of them- you still manage to cover angles we haven't yet discussed and still without spoiling ^_^

[Magnulus]

Well, I don't want to get tired of discussing things before I make the video, do I?

[creegirl9]

hahaha ham sandwich

[Magnulus]

It was the first thing I could think of calling that total twonk. ^_^