The Front Fell Off!

[clamwow]

It's happening again @ Christmas Island

[soothsayer011]

derp, i thought this was real

[albozkilla]

lmfaoo what a smart guy

[poopsienoremac]

"beyond the environment' LMAO

[dman3334]

"at sea? Chance in a million" lol

[Waliduz]

Outside the enviroment.

It's been patched? :>

[Hayley1451]

Obviously the back fll off XD

[bagladyandfriend]

lol saw this in history funny as

[Thiefenz]

Dude was obviously Trolling

[Thiefenz]

A Wave hit the ship, at sea? chance of a million

[bigfriendlyben]

this reminds me of some sort of marx brothers routine

[purplepinto]

WAY better than Monty Python lol.

[darkt93]

Theres a minimum crew requirement

whats the minimum crew?

uhmmm... one, i suppose

ROFLING AT EVERY MOMENT XD

[BiennaSoysige]

"no cardboard derivatives" That cracked me up something fierce.

[DeanMotion]

i like the part where the front fell off

[kserug]

aw.. the last bit is not there!

so if we are out of time can you get me a cab?

didn't you come in here with your own car?

yeah

so what happened to it?

well, the front bit fell off

[heatherishawwwt]

funniest video iv seen in a long time

[cliffhanger04]

"Why did the front fall off?"

"Well, a WAVE hit it..."

Love this video. So funny!

[DATWEIRDGUY1]

-Theres nothing out there but sea and birds,and fish

-And 20,000 tons of crude oil

-And a fire

-And the part of the ship that the front fell off

[justinsgurl7777]

lmaooooo cracks me up EVERY TIME! well a wave hit...a wave hit it?? a wave hit the ship... is that unusual?? oh yea, at sea? chance in a million! bahahahahahahahahahahaha

[cosmeticsatdjglobal]

Absolute side splitter - classic! :)

[doomsdayWelcomer]

Everytime i watch this i laugh

[poahnfiap]

40 people's ships' fronts fell off

[gefan3]

For some reason this would be a fair bit less funny without the Australian accents.

[casualFPS]

'we're out of time'

oh, are we only supposed to repeat the funny lines?

[elmestengo]

@casualFPS they're all funny.

[bondy1407]

whats the minimum crew?

eeerrmm, 1 i suppose..

[josephSwall]

HIT BY A WAVE??? AT SEA??? CRAZZY!

[girlslovemymagickarp]

well cardboards out



[lordvimless]

i like

[tollerfan1]

L O L

[MacInDaPants]

Well, some of them are built so the front doesn't fall off at all.

[HarvsPenzance]

Excellent stuff. There's a British Version of this kind of thing. Look for John Bird and John Fortune

[golakatafreak]

hilarious



[benjamin89ize]

i laughed so hard!

[shoespeak]

ahh, liberals.

[aaronmcnello]

@shoespeak It's a comedy sketch........

[drjamespotter]

This is the funniest thing I have seen all year!

[TheLucidxtreme]

phsycicchild24 - you are an idiot - John Clarke is a Kiwi. What apple tree (or cow pie) did you sprout out of?

[xneet00]

@TheLucidxtreme i used the reply button

[duckgalrox]

36 people work for BP

[Spudislander94]

I liked the part where he said "The front fell off."

[kerrstuartaxefireman]

At sea? Chance in a million

[mrkennethjohns]

We could do with few commedians like these in ENGLAND right now, and in the futu

re....those we have, are not funny at all...they are tacky, crude, unfunny, well overpaid, have VERY WARPED sense of humour....they are SMUTT to the core, and everything else nasty that I can't bring to mind at this moment.....the BBC and other chanels are well and truly scraping the bottom of a barrel of shit in order to try to "entertain us"...they do not know what entertainment is.....Ken

[howsmartareyou]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[darraballs]

this was a good laugh

[LittleWansa]

classic

[SnowPratol]

LOL

[Quontomleeeep]

I remember this one when they first did it, funniest one ever, very Pythonesk, LOL .

[Pieh0]

Theres nothing out there but the sea, birds and fish.... and 20k of crude oil... epic

[Dustencumbie]

obviously comedy

[Nightmare200X]

I'm going to die laughing LOL

[swimchic10171]

from an american... this is funnny!! love it!

[roydon0526]

i feel like im watching Monty python

[Forlo12345]

@roydon0526 They were probably inspired by Monty Python.

[roydon0526]

@Forlo12345 most defiantly

[playnine999]

@roydon0526 defiantly? u no speel vury gewd?

[roydon0526]

@playnine999 u have never made a mistake?

[101blender]

@roydon0526 He may not have, but "you" have, good sir.

[roydon0526]

@101blender i meant u 

[stephenbiboy]

@Imstillalive0331

In my posting, ABC refers to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.....Australia's version of the BBC.

[MrBiodiversity]

very good! hahahahhaha! too bad this is exactly how our 'elected representatives' act...

[stephenbiboy]

Why cant Americans just stop, look, listen and try to understand freedom of speech?

Long Live the BBC and the ABC

[imstillalive0331]

@stephenbiboy because no mainstream news channels will cover free speech. they want to divide and sensationalize for their ratings. just because you see all kinds of crazies talking about islam, terrorist, or jesus does not mean that the majority of us are like that. i don't watch bbc, but abc helped sell us into two wars and a couple of bailouts. they are all vultures vying for a piece of the government meat and they will report whatevever they are fed.

[IORNation]

@stephenbiboy

as an american, i agree =) we are stupid. but blame it on right wing morons

[brocruit]

@IORNation You, sir, are an idiot

[willcomentforfood]

@IORNation stupid again you guys blame it on left wing radicals or as we in canada call Liberals which are indecisive decision makers

[irishgodfatherchris]

@willcomentforfood hang on did you just call the Liberals left wing the only difference between them and the CPC is the name and one or two policies just look at your provincial politics if the Liberals were truly left wing they'd side with the NDP instead of forming a coalition with the Conservatives or even just staying neutral.

[willcomentforfood]

@irishgodfatherchris How fucking retarded are you? Its a joke, if you've ever watched FOX news you'd know that they accuse Liberals of being "far left wing radicals" that are attempting to destroy the country. Which obviously isn't true. Liberals (in Canada) are indecisive decision makers and take a neutral stand. Its not a confusing concept, everyone knows that modern liberalism is the middle ground between right and left wing political and economical ideologies. Thanks for the heads up fag.

[irishgodfatherchris]

@willcomentforfood i've never seen FOX news because the sight of which makes me ill (and and of course the Liberals are indecisive and so forth having leaders like Michael Ignatieff, Stephane Dion and Paul Martin hasn't helped them. And there's no need to get insulting it is a bit hard to understand tone of speech through text. And you're calling me a fag I seem to remember that you have same sex marriage and we don't

[willcomentforfood]

@irishgodfatherchris it doesnt mean im an advocate for same sex marriage; however it doesn't really bother me. Also the liberal party did attempt to form a coalition with NDP and bloc but it was a wildly unpopular move. You should watch some FOX news one of these days its a great laugh watching bill o'riley get backed into a corner every show =P. But yes your right, theres nothing wrong with the liberal party in Canada they have just had some really poor representatives lately.

[irishgodfatherchris]

@willcomentforfood we'll I'm of the understanding when Martin fell just short of a majority in 2004 and formed a coalition with Layton which if I'm correct collapsed and the Tories (god help us) formed government, also its quite disconcerting that during the early 90's the Official Opposition was a party dedicated to succession from Canada.

[irishgodfatherchris]

@willcomentforfood also I can't get FOX news because I don't have Pay TV I can get Deutsche Welle (Germany), Bandila (The Phillipines), Channel 1(France), Russia Today and a few other news programs from overseas but not FOX.

[willcomentforfood]

@irishgodfatherchris you are a very fortunate man, tv is bullshit

[AntillRS]

i think this is the funnyest sketch i have seen

[ClimbinCrap]

0:00

[Jackson4441]

00:01 click for start 

[FloMonKish]

34 people dont know what sophism is

[wimbles222]

he's like the lovechild of george bush and...well..i don't know...someone from Essix i suppose.

[TheThinkingAnimal]

...and now for something completely different.

[KayceHurd]

@TheThinkingAnimal

ROFL

[Vetpret69]

@kyphoscoliosis Outside this environment to another environment...or is it beyond THAT environment LOL

[TheZiggy182]

what are they talking about?

[trogladyte61]

@unscf... With all due respect you're an idiot. John Clarke is a Kiwi from back in the 70's.

[jurkakm]

i dont get it, why you cant build tankers out of paper?

[ZuKahta]

@jurkakm well the material has to go toward airplanes

[thesimsrule4evr]

This seems more a Monty Python sketch than anything.

[opmike343]

@thesimsrule4evr

Considering the two people in this video are comedians/satirists, that would be a wise conclusion.

[WhiteWolfDiving]

Thats just fantastic...I laughed so much.....good gag but typical of politians everywhere, as it says.

[SgtBooker44]

Who's on first?

[WaneGibbous]

@SgtBooker44 hahahahaha good call awesome video

[punkinstruck]

omg, LOL!! it's one in a million that a ship would ever get hit by a wave... duh!

[manarc97]

Its funny how this guy caught, craped on, and sent back to the interviewer!

[paulkearnsmusic]

No matter how many times I see this it makes me laugh, Sheer comic genius!!

[pedonbio]

@paulkearnsmusic --Oh. I thought it was a news interview...

[samer5752]

oh yeah at sea? chance of a million! lol

[samer5752]

oh yeah at sea? chance of a million!

[seveerrm]

Wow, I can't believe phsycicchild24 was able to troll so many people. You guys are fucking slow.... lol

[bugilt]

Pretty much everyone doesn't like being confronted when they are held responsible for and accident. I think this stems from punishment for nonviolent crimes. We need more solutions than "Make them feel bad about it."

[rageboyRM]

Man this feels like a Monty Python skit.

[jerryg1964]

@rageboyRM Python meets Abbott & Costello!

[delwratten]

Classic!

[Joshywuff]

Holy crap this is hilarious! My fucking stomach! XDDD Ow...

[666jimmysmusicgirl]

hehe, australians...

[moongaze22]

Ahhh.... i didn't get it at all...

[09basketcase2009]

@moongaze22 .........fair dinkum, you don't get it at all ! lol... you got to be kid's me

[moongaze22]

@09basketcase2009 No i'm not kidding, i didn't get it.... i have a slow mind, not that i'm stupid, it just takes a little time for me to understand it.

[hobbes282]

i thought this was a real interveiw, haha, "the ship was hit by a wave, is that unusual?, yes at sea?, ya its 1 in a million

[robhardpt]

Good old Aussie's hey lol

[guitarhero3rox97]

BP needs John Clarke!!!

[SUP3RJ3SS3]

Love it.

[ruiruivo83]

LLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL no other words! hehehe

[wolfgang74115]

!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

And I thought American politics were screwed.....ROFLAMO

[BravoSusan]

Well now we have the answer!

[KRAZZYMF]

roflmao!

[MrsBirminghamInHell]

i think that many of the people over 25 who believe this is real - also believe that the wikileaks 'collateral murder' vid is 'just what happens in war and is OK'

[araucaniad]

@MrsBirminghamInHell is that comment today's version of the 1960s "don't trust anyone over 30"?

that video isn't even relevant to this one, but FWIW, you can clearly see that the Iraqi journalists are accompanying people carrying AK-47s. journalists in a war zone know what they're getting into - see Ernie Pyle.

I was a protestor against George Bush's inauguration in 2001 and I demonstrated against the war before it started in 2003, but the Left has got to learn to pick its battles.

[maular1]

It's so funny I wonder how they can keep their faces straight

[telapoopy]

@maular1 i noticed 1 of them had almost smiled at a few points

[IrishGuitarist70]

lmao, well the front fell off. haha

[MegaMatthewh]

funny as 

[boxed119]

WOW these guys are idiots. I can't believe people like this are allowed on tv. the announcer is particularly dumb, i love clarke and dawe and could possibly love stupid youtube commentators who think this is real....and a fire.

[Tigersachse]

ROFLMAO

[brogin]

The video is actually funnier if you believe it's real.

[eamon0008]

i cant believe ppl think this is real :L he said gettn hit by a wave is in a 1 in a million chance!

[tmontefiore]

is this real?

[arroncoh1]

If Tony Hayward were half of this man, America would love him.

[juggnautbitch]

so awesome

[VoiceOfTheEmpeor]

THIS.

IS.

A.

REAL.

INTERVIEW.

[NancyNaive]

Is there really a difference between comedians, and politicians and newscasters?

[NancyNaive]

Is there really a difference between comedians and politicians and newscasters?

[wotthufuk]

You should be prime minister John Clark at leasst we can understand you 

[forket42]

best video eva, i wanna b able to b like this:P

[rofLopolous]

Fred Dagg ftw.

[The60West]

Sadly funny in wake of the Gulf of Mexico oil leak, what strict maritime standards?

[MTL713]

This is a comedy skit, but it is a very funny one! What's the minimum crew requirement? ONE I suppose!!!

Hilarious!

[TheTinybyte]

lol

[divad44]

AMAZINGLY funny! Cannot believe this guy lol what a dumbass!

[EntertainerCentral]

@divad44 Mate it is the AUst. Govt TV channel sending up it's own Politicians on peak time current affairs show!

What a great country.... funded by the government to take the piss out of the government. Now that is FREE PRESS!

[AlienSexDog]

@EntertainerCentral  Amazing the Government Press in AUstralia are given such free reign!

[divad44]

@EntertainerCentral Lol that's awesome.

[AlienSexDog]

@EntertainerCentral Hehe very Cool!

[buckstarchaser]

@EntertainerCentral using tax dollars to turn serious issues into humor to lull the people doesn't sound good but this video is pretty funny.

[TheChristChris]

Haha this was brilliant.. Very Monty Python-esque!

[THEKOP1892REDDEN]

A WAVE?!..AT SEA??!, VERY UNCOMMON lol sarcasm

[MtheGate]

A WAVE HIT THE SHIP!?

ARGH!

IT'S A VIOLATION AGAINST NATURE!

[planeguy141]

Yes, this is a comedy skit... a brilliant one, and right now it is very appropriate!

[COMETRACER63]

These guys are awesome...

[Davaron2012]

(LOL)

[DarknessDefense]

Oh. My. Stars. I laughed so hard. Oh man, this is too funny..

[RandomnessMaster]

fail politician is fail

[tusweetforu]

Aww shit, this is good

[ReeceMixV2]

This is good old fashioned comedy :)

[NoobTubedANoob]

that wasnt funny

[JThomas13619]

@NoobTubedANoob agreed! slacker cats blows this out of the water.

[buckonz]

Well actually John Clarke is a New Zealander. He went to Scots College - a private school for boys - in Wellington for High School.

[DavidMilne01]

fucking brilliant lol

[1mitta2345]

this is hilarious!!

you need to listen carefully otherwise you wont get it!

that trick question, pete and REpete, pete comes first then it rePETEd!

[colacocala]

Pete and Repete on a boat,

Pete's in front when the front fell off, who's still onboard?

[dof421]

@colacocala trick question, there's only one person onboard.

[fluteygurl0]

I know this is a comedy sketch, but seriously this sounds like most politicians...

[danthemankandy]

damn crackers. where's jim gaffigan when you need him. ZOINKS!

[CrystalHunter1989]

"Look you just contradicted me!"

[twieneke76]

Sounds like Transocean's PR man.

[MrRiceowlex]

The guys from Monty Python are some of my favorites. I'm an American who used to stay up till midnight on Saturday nights and catch Python on PBS..These guys are at that level...HILARIOUS !!

[tatersalad814]

This is as good as Monty Python, too bad most of the people in my town don't get it.

[rookie2985]

LOL u americans no S@#T. They are comedians so i guess all pollies aren't the same

[shadowwbn]

OMFG, that was to funny

[bigrebone]

Damn that's funny as hell

[mgcarley]

Awww man... Fred Dagg (played by John Clarke) is teh win.

[mgcarley]

Awww man... Fred Dagg (played by John Clarke) is teh win.

[robbyocean]

This video is full of win.