A guy walk into a Walmart to buy some SURVEYING EQUIPTMENT. He then goes to a Safeway to survey the parking lot. He loaded his hand held SEMIAUTOMATIC SURVEYOR'S SCOPE. Using the TEA PARTY'S SURVEYOR'S MAP, he lines up the CROSS HAIRS and found his TARGET. While he was RELOADING his semiautomatic scope, he was violently attacked by a deranged Democrat. Lets stop the violence ... VOTE TEA PARTY!
@TheTruth006 How arrogant of you; she's a person, not an object. If you cannot judge a person by his or her character rather than your attraction and desire, you don't have a wisp of humanity or intelligence in you.
umm well i think this guy got remarried to someone named gabby giffords and the girls didn't like her. then gabby got shot 3 times in the head....now i think she is on a tv show and they have a book and all that stuff ;)
WE ALL HAVE DREAMS AND I BELIEVE MINE CAN HAPPEN WITH YOUR HELP PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE
IN THIS LIFE YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE AND I BELIEVE YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE TO LIVE YOUR DREAM. MY DREAM IS TOO INSPIRE PEOPLE WORLDWIDE WITH MY MUSIC AND I BELIEVE GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH MUSIC
I WANT MY NAME TO BE RECOGNISABLE WORLDWIDE
AND I WOULD LOVE YOUR HELP AND SUPPORT PLEASE HELP
I BELIEVE I AM BORN 2 BE SOMEBODY AND SOMEBODY I WILL BECOMESOMEBODY I WILL BECOME
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A guy walk into a Walmart to buy some SURVEYING EQUIPTMENT. He then goes to a Safeway to survey the parking lot. He loaded his hand held SEMIAUTOMATIC SURVEYOR'S SCOPE. Using the TEA PARTY'S SURVEYOR'S MAP, he lines up the CROSS HAIRS and found his TARGET. While he was RELOADING his semiautomatic scope, he was violently attacked by a deranged Democrat. Lets stop the violence ... VOTE TEA PARTY!
PoliticalFusion 3 weeks ago
what happened?!
winniethepoohpiglet 2 months ago
Next up on Ellen... Gabby Giffords please.
gabbygiffordsforum 2 months ago 2
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@gabbygiffordsforum why? ellen isn't a gimp circus like dr phil.
c16gregjockca 1 month ago
goo goo dolls lyric ;) "you're the closest to heaven that I've ever been and I don't want to go home right now..." haha soo cute though!
LaxLuver31 2 months ago 5
The "girls" names are Claire and Claudia. I would know since I go to school with them. People are wierd.
kdtdancer 3 months ago
@kdtdancer CCHS? Was she the girl Coach Hunt had "inappropriate relationships" with? I can't believe he's gone...
chris1129s 2 months ago 2
@chris1129s If he likes nailing 16 year olds, I guess there was only two ways out of the situation for him. Suicide or prison.
HelterSkelterForum 1 month ago
My names Gabby, I send my love back Ellen! :)
gabbyboopsta02 3 months ago
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@gabbyboopsta02 my name's gabby. i play with hand paints.
c16gregjockca 1 month ago
"you're the closest to heaven that i've ever been" is a line from the song Iris by the goo goo dolls :)
filleislandais 3 months ago 9
gabby is sooo brave and strong !<3
choclatechipmonkey97 3 months ago 2
Lovely family the Giffords-Kellys.
politicalprincess1 3 months ago
wats wrong with the girl on the rights hair?!
Juicyfan01 3 months ago
@Juicyfan01 what's wrong with her hair?
lorena93CHESTER 3 months ago
ThAT GIRL GOES TO MY SCHOOL
EliteMaroon 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow
I would do the right one.
TheTruth006 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow
@TheTruth006 How arrogant of you; she's a person, not an object. If you cannot judge a person by his or her character rather than your attraction and desire, you don't have a wisp of humanity or intelligence in you.
lovinglife139 3 months ago
@lovinglife139
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're all (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
And I'm like ¯\(°_o)/¯
TheTruth006 3 months ago
What club? Theres a club?
boomy222 3 months ago
club as in... views.
julianarjun 3 months ago 4
what the fuck u talking about ppl what is :club 336:
BgirlRox123 3 months ago
club? whats that? :P
rollinginthedeep14 3 months ago
Fuck why did they changed YouTube ?
thikra1000 3 months ago
@thikra1000 what did they change???
musicisallwhatineed 3 months ago
Under 21 581 club? Yeah... -.-
bojant94 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow 5
Mark Kelly just came to my University! :D He's an amazing person!
Kikyodarkness456 3 months ago
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They're just trying to get attention! geez rude americans
Gumdropgirl2CpLover 3 months ago
oh fuck , under 12 036 club?
lailalokman 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow
Gabby TBI survivor ..She is going to make it all the way<333 <333
blindblessing1 3 months ago
what happened?
MegaRangers2009 3 months ago 4
@MegaRangers2009 gabby is a congress women and she was shot.
y0205879 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow
Good interview...not awkward like the breaking dawn cast were
Maiarien 3 months ago 3
Two Thumbs Up!
livolivie 3 months ago 2
I'm watching this :)
iawsomerthanu123 3 months ago
I like the top comments XD
StylefireTheMichelle 3 months ago
How do you guys not know who gabby Giffords is
missglamorousxo 3 months ago 4
my congressman is in that picture at the end lol
purpklelover 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow
Is it just me or does the left girl look kinda grey :s? Or maybe her sister and dad are just radiant..
Anoukvdk 3 months ago 3
@Anoukvdk I see that too... She kinda looks like a ghost :/ Needs a touch of bronzer.
AussieMummySince07 3 months ago
@Anoukvdk Or maybe she is nervous and 14 years old.... jeez.
politicalprincess1 3 months ago
@Anoukvdk omg i thought that too!
foreverxmalfoy 3 months ago
twitter @cremaurice
adoro de mais esse ellen muito massa devia vir ao brasil
cleverson9395 3 months ago
She survived an assassination attempt.
RYLuo 3 months ago
Over 4,000 club.
TaylorTheBlondeOne 3 months ago
STFU CLUB!!
Mtthyman 3 months ago 25
Love it!:)
MsBritters86 3 months ago
umm well i think this guy got remarried to someone named gabby giffords and the girls didn't like her. then gabby got shot 3 times in the head....now i think she is on a tv show and they have a book and all that stuff ;)
cheerbabyn2 3 months ago 2
I have no idea of the history behind this, can someone explain it to me?
Stuarts84 3 months ago
@Stuarts84 google! she got shot in the head by some crazy dude :(
georgeande 3 months ago
@georgeande yeah i better google who these people are. I'm not from the U.S so I'm feeling a little lost watching this clip :)
Stuarts84 3 months ago
@Stuarts84 you really should. wonderful wonderful lady.
OR youtube her! :)
georgeande 3 months ago
@Stuarts84 Gabby Giifors is a congresswoman that got shot and almost dead
jack76781 3 months ago
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@jack76781 like everything else, she does things and quits midway.
c16gregjockca 1 month ago
"closest to heaven that ive ever been" iris <3
Sarttimi 3 months ago
who gives a fuck club
Sarttimi 3 months ago 4
The 336 view was me.
22mh222 3 months ago
who is gabby giffords??
MandiHeath89 3 months ago
@MandiHeath89 She was a victim of the Arizona shootings...
annridl 3 months ago
The 336 СLUB!
SingleFNotGiver 3 months ago
I though the girl in light pink was the Vera Farmiga's Daughter....
KortezNike 3 months ago
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I WANT A CHANCE TO BE HEAR WORLDWIDE
WE ALL HAVE DREAMS AND I BELIEVE MINE CAN HAPPEN WITH YOUR HELP PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE
IN THIS LIFE YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE AND I BELIEVE YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE TO LIVE YOUR DREAM. MY DREAM IS TOO INSPIRE PEOPLE WORLDWIDE WITH MY MUSIC AND I BELIEVE GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH MUSIC
I WANT MY NAME TO BE RECOGNISABLE WORLDWIDE
AND I WOULD LOVE YOUR HELP AND SUPPORT PLEASE HELP
I BELIEVE I AM BORN 2 BE SOMEBODY AND SOMEBODY I WILL BECOMESOMEBODY I WILL BECOME
smileystella 3 months ago
r they twins?
softballgirl391 3 months ago
can they stop shaking their legs?? it's kinda of iritating -.-
shahid81kapoor 3 months ago 2
Ellen fans club :p
NonaBarca 3 months ago
you're the closest to heaven that i've ever been and I don't wanna go home right now. (was that right?)
cho0sakura 3 months ago 4
@cho0sakura you're the closest to heaven that i'll ever be and I don't want to go home right now / and I don't want to miss you tonight. :')
LaLandLa 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow
@LaLandLa I knew it was something like that :D
cho0sakura 3 months ago
@cho0sakura haha i know these situations with song lyrics :'D
LaLandLa 3 months ago
Iris lyrics inside the wedding ring :-P
SatanistSin 3 months ago 2
It really shows how unintelligent people are when the top two comments are about the number of views.
wantblackwolf 3 months ago 62
@wantblackwolf Now only one is.
levi799 3 months ago
Jailbait!
lolrobin 3 months ago
god who the fuck cares what "club" you are in.. like seriously watch the video it's so inspiring.
luxyandlace 3 months ago 7
It's so weird not to hear someone laugh in an Ellen video :P
candylover233able 3 months ago 2
I hate when the top comments are the same...
SapphireHeart100 3 months ago
the whole time I was looking at the hair that the one daughter didn't tuck behind her ear..and it was driving me crazy! haha
JbMaun 3 months ago 3
@JbMaun omg same
xXxAlyyy 3 months ago
The ellen club.
Lilboythatazn 3 months ago 5
under 400 club
Romzik08 3 months ago
hey guys lets get ellen on the front page of youtube she never asked and all the shit that she does for people i think it is worth
NoNameForUser 3 months ago
damn it, 337th :(
lounatic93 3 months ago
@lounatic93 Really? im 336 :L you come from the future :P
StarxChick 3 months ago
336 club (:
luv u ellen!
LyricsxSong 3 months ago
the daughters are so pretty!
daoduyducduong 3 months ago
The 336 club.
shootingstars1511 3 months ago
Parents out there who is ignoring their child, please wake up! U got no idea how much it hurts them.
MrTitus93 3 months ago 6
Yeeaahhh club-ellen!
hannahesperanto 3 months ago
Over 330 club.
CanadianRM4 3 months ago 193
@AbsentHokage @armywandkids5 @HuntingImagination @lovejustinbieberooo @clydechloe @missFarizaBiebz @alokanupma @alokanupma @kille6
This is a beautiful amazing story so, pls grow up and stop with these non sense comments.
npsaila 3 months ago 11
@npsaila Why does it bother you so much?
Mileneum69 3 months ago
@Mileneum69 Because it's the STUPID thing. If you going to waste energy to comment a least comment something that makes sanse.
npsaila 3 months ago
@npsaila lol okay.
Mileneum69 3 months ago
21
kille6 3 months ago
under 336 club yeh
alokanupma 3 months ago 128
@alokanupma damn it i am 336!!
KnowItAllSarah 3 months ago
Nineteenth?
robneg867 3 months ago
YAY :D
BerryEllie 3 months ago
Nice!
Angelgrrl04 3 months ago
242 ;))))
missFarizaBiebz 3 months ago
211, YAAAA! <3 <3 <3
clydechloe 3 months ago
I LOVE ELLEN <3
lovejustinbieberooo 3 months ago
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yes under 300 club yiaah
lovejustinbieberooo 3 months ago 4
wow
silverbailey 3 months ago
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Under 303 club! Yeeeeah!
HuntingImagination 3 months ago 12
omgomgomg
11daija 3 months ago
Amazing
malo121 3 months ago
i don't understand this what their talking about
MixedCrazy100 3 months ago
i want to be first
armywandkids5 3 months ago
85 views :O
AbsentHokage 3 months ago
5th?lol
renren1290 3 months ago
<3
JordanMashup 3 months ago
blah
tatortotisamazing 3 months ago
HEHE
patrice1994 3 months ago
:o
RiskyRomance 3 months ago