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  • 47 people are ACTUALLY terrorists and do not want to be associated with telemarketers

  • i just tried this, it was so fun, i kept one female marketer on the phone for nearly half an hour, in the end when i said, he is on his way she started getting pissed and hung up, haha, thank you!

  • start speaking in a foregin language, unless yor like my friend, she started speaking in spanish and apparently the telemarker knew espanol as well. ;) lol

  • that works for landlines, but not for cell phones on pay-as-you-go :(

    I've tried cursing at them but only ended up with them calling more frequently :(

  • @krapivnik u should be polite with telemarketers :) cause u know we care for our customers but if they are cursing and shouting us over the phone we really put their number on CALL BACK LIST and not in DNC list :)

  • If you want to stop telemarketers calling you, sign up for the 'do not call' registry. You would have to be an idiot not to.

  • I kept a man on for 40 mins

  • What I like to do is talk to them for 20 mins asking them about their product and pretend I'm interested the I say "Congratulations, you've just wasted 20 mins of your time because I was never interested"

  • Dumb ass

  • @ noreast77 ...Brilliant!!!  Thanx for the advice !!!

  • die nokia. die.

  • Great tactic for dealing with these guys!

    Here's one for junk mailings: Many places will include a prepaid postage envelope in it. Stuff it with as much garbage as you can and mail it back to them. They are required to pay the postage on that -- including the extra if it's more than an ounce....

  • @darkridr25 that is a great one thanks- I usually tear up the offer and mail that back... but now I'll start stuffing other junk mail into them. We can put a stop to junk mail!

  • @darkridr25 What the hell is an ounce?

  • @DBKaiFANSonGokuRises 1 ounce = 28.3495231 grams

    Google is your friend....

  • this music is the EXACT looping music on the menu screen of the dvd movie " fight club' HOW IRONIC...LOLL..THIS VIDEO IS ULTRA WIN!! CUDOS!

  • I used to do that when I had a land line! I would always say " hold on a second" then put the phone down and go on about my business. When I heard the load " busy signal" tone I knew it was time to hang up.

  • @Mii20230201 Your attempt to form a coherant sentance failed. Nice try, idiot.

  • why dont you just check the product, take it if it's good enough for you or refuse it if it doesn't work for you? Like that it will take longer to have another call from the same company.

    After all, telemarketers are not stupid, they can feel you're lying and after 3 minutes waiting they will hang up and reprogram the call so one of his collegues calls you again another day.

    You have to be so stupid to belive that telemarketers are terrorists that hate you and try to kill you. LOL.

  • @6031042

    Because if I want to buy something from someone, I will call them.

    I regularly keep them on the line for 8-12 minutes, so by your standard, yes they are stupid.

    "you have to be so stupid" to take that so seriously...

    

  • @noreast77 hmmm sounded like 6031042 has either had a few days being one, or is currently a telemarketer... wither way, you're right... I tried that job out, never got cursed at or hung up on, because I quit before anyone could. and keeping them on hold does eat into their time and most defiantly their MONEY, most places you have to get 1 -4 addresses per hour to even stay employed, and there are ways to get your info without actually having to place any real calls,.. cheating lol

  • @6031042 well after the third time i blast an AIR HORn in his/her ears...HE OR SHE WILL SPREAD THE WORD TO ALL THE OTHER CALL CENTER EMPLOYEES.." NOT" to call this number or they will be deemed " a useless employee" call center worker that can't hear who's only task is dealing with talking AND listening on a phone call.WILL BE LET GO..PLAIN AND SIMPLE :D no need for courts or law suits..just good clean..FUN. hockey games aren't the only uses for those horns ya know.

  • @6031042 i agree with you .. For us we just wait 2 minutes on the phone if they ask to hold on.. then hang up and give them a call back.. we are just going to remove their number if they are polite enough..

    and if they are rude and keep shouting to be taken off to the calling list.. i will just say " im sorry im gonna call u again" and put their number on CALL BACK LIST :) haha!

  • lol what i do is that i put porn on and make them listen to it

  • all i do is play rick roll to them! LOL

  • "And when the terrorist on the other end begins to speak" LMAO

  • i love the fight club music lol totally makes it. and this whole idea sounds very effective

  • i dnt know who to laugh louder at whoever made the video or the people tht like it, if u were smart enough u'd know tht if u piss off tht guy on the other end of the phone u'll get churned back into the database and called again. telemarketer : 1......Joe Public :0! p.s i hope the son of a bitch who brackets telemarketers with terrorists would like to through the same trauma as those of the victims families of 9/11 or 7/7 then see he feels. LOSER!

  • all u need to do to keep a bill collector away! is to pay your fucking bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and stop max yall credit cards!

  • @18768546498 What if the bill collector is a scam artist, or insists you owe for something you don't? Well, I guess I might take this into consider.

  • I to keep telemarketers on the phone....can just fuck around with them.  Cause alot of them can't speak english and are calling from other countries and its great to know that they are loosing minutes! YAY!

  • @Lemon020202 we are not losing minutes cause our client pays the bill and we are using the Vici Dialer.. so be polite over the phone if u don't want to receive many many call backs :) hahahaha!

  • pretty smart !!!!!!!

  • Pretty cool I like this idea!

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  • @dreamcookie18 Great idea why don't we ask Osama Bin Laden to please take us off his target list because we're not interested in jihad? Or are you worried about his kids eating? You're a pathetic Terrorist Sympathizer! I don't know what is worse your belief that these people work hard or that they have families... They're all dead enders. The only thing that failed here is your brain, polite doesn't work with these people you must be 12 to be so naive.

  • @dreamcookie18 lol coward

  • Cool stuff, sounds reasonably and it might work :)

  • nice vid..

  • dude thats awsome thumbs up man !!!!!

  • Why say, "wait he's coming" when you could easily ask random questions about the product they wish to market? You can keep them on the phone for an even longer period of time that way.

  • Telemarketers are people, too!

  • @MerzIsCooler on what planet are you living?

  • @MerzIsCooler You're retarded.

  • 35 people ARE telemarketers.

  • Who knew to get them out you'd have to first keep them in?

    That's irony4ya I'm going2start doing this lol

    Operation no time wasting calls(NTWC)

    Begin!!

  • long story short keep them on the phone as long as you can just to waste their time

  • @bloodreighn WOW! your the greatest!

  • Love the Fight Club style! 

  • win

  • ahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha­hahahahaha

  • Or you can just go to donotcall.gov Doesn't keep them from calling your business, unfortunately.

  • In Australia we get them calling from the Phillipines. I kept one on the line for 18 minutes by asking for an orgasm with my free phone. Pick a word and say it fast and agree to everything untill you get to the supply payment details. Then start again "but am I going to get a free orgasm with my phone?" in the end they put me through to the supervisor who spoke good english. I confessed that I was just trying to keep them on the line to waste their time. LOL what a crack.

  • heck yes ill sign up on this :D

  • penis

  • You sir, You are my hero.

  • thats an awsome idea, but, on the other hand, kussing them out is more fun. :)

  • haha, terrorists! KILL THEM ALL!!!!

  • lol, terrorist xD

  • i droped a cantalope in the toilet and yelled "YESS! FINALLY!!!!" he seriously said what the fuck and hung up lolz

  • clever, you have my approval....

  • My best time is 38 minutes.

  • LOL terrorists

  • love the bit about using prisoners to help make cheap calls, having your personal details in their hands, its like having pedophiles dressed as santa (working for free) to keep cost down

  • lol i did that, and kept the guy on the phone for 15min :P

  • Great idea!

  • HELL YEAH! I love this idea and for now on, I'm going to do this then after 5 - 6 minutes yell into the phone using my crappy Black Metal voice: "METAL UP YOUR ASS!"

  • This is gonna be fun... I get about 3 calls from them a day

  • very smart!

  • very smart

  • Smart! Good job.

  • bahahaha this is by far my favourite telemarketing video!! great job!! A++

  • lol, i had one call me and i just basicly left the phone as it was and she kept on yapping and yapping XD

  • rofllllllllllll this video is hilarious man, good rationale

  • A novel idea. Break down their business model and then using the knowledge gleaned, make it more costly for them to continue business. Damn. I wish some told me/I realized this sooner. I like your videos, they have an agitprop quality to them.

  • my mom works at Blue Cross insurance, and she calls people to make a living. Is she a telemarketer? So your fat ass is saying she is a terrorist> maybe you are the terrorist. Its called the damn business world!!! They do that to feed their children and make a living! You don't want us to be home less for your own annoyace. They don't anonoy u but u think that. FU

  • @republicansarecool fuck ur mom

  • @saibooba yes you wish

  • @republicansarecool

    F U?

    what? ur mommy doesn't let u say bad words? go fuck urself ya little prick

  • Feed thier young? I though republicans ATE their young...

  • @noreast77

    XD

  • @noreast77 At least republicans can tell the difference between telemarketers and terrorists. I dislike telemarketers as well, but 'terrorist' is alittle farther than we need to go.

  • @shippo47 thank you for agreeing with me, finally people can understand now.

  • @noreast77 Im a 'pubican and I don't eat my young.

    I eat black people's young.

  • @quitesodanny you sick racist fuck

  • @noreast77 and the democrats have sex with their young. (bozo)

  • @noreast77 fuck you you stupid cum guzzler!

  • @BattalionMaster640 i do not allow these words to spread! BAN

  • @BattalionMaster640 do republicans telemarket?

  • @republicansarecool

    "They don't anonoy u but u think that"

    that makes NO sence rofl

    yes they do annoy us because your mom couldnt get a real job that requires intelligence

  • @spinYYF she has a real job now selling life insurance so yeah

  • @republicansarecool I fucked your mom and look at the little basterd that came out of it?

  • @republicansarecool Well, perhaps they work to feed their children, you know, but most of the times, so does mafiosi, or terrorists. Dirty jobs aren't meant to be enjoyed, and jobs aren't good or bad. It all depends on who you work for. And in this case, telemarketers work for companies who sell crap. Therefore, they side with crap.

    Choose wisely who you work for when you grow up... That's a way to avoid being a telemarketer... or a homeless beggar on the street, that is. ;)

  • ROFL - Mission Accomplished!!

  • @killzarp: Kind of hare to feel beaten down by a guy who can't spell the words, "you" & "are".

    Your idea of hitting them where it matters, in the wallet, is probably the most effective suggestion I've heard.

    The whole "Return to Offender" war on junk mail has slowly, steadily been gaining ground. If enough people get tired of having their phone privacy invaded the same can work against telemarketing.

  • @noreast77: Kind of hard to feel bested by a guy who can't spell the words "you" and "are".

    You're approach of hitting telemarketing in the only place they'll ever feel it, in the wallet, is probably the most effective method I've seen yet.

    The whole "Return to Offender" campaign against junk mail has been slowly, steadily gaining ground. If enough people can stay angry at having their phone privacy invaded the same can work against telemarketing.

  • @noreast77 AHHAAHH HIGH FIVE LMAO

  • @killzarp your a stupid annoying hillbilly and you make me sick....any way....i agree with this video....i hate telemarketers

  • Damn your smart

  • I really like this video.

    It actually gives me hope for humanity.

  • clever!!

  • "the terrorist on the other line..."

    I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD!

  • rofl the terrorists? lol i should of thought of that 5/5

  • I know fuck the Jonas Boys.

  • lol the terrorist on the other line

  • Last time...

    Telemarketer:"Would you-"

    Me:"No."

    Telemarketer:"But-"

    Me:"I don't stupid crap don't ever call me or i'll sue you bitch!"

    Telemarketer:*dial tone*

    Me:":)"

  • cease and desist!!! trust me it works

  • I dk if you people can read or not, but the guy clearly says in his comments that its a joke.

  • I'm talking about telemarketing in general, not this joke video...

    Telemarketing provides thousands of jobs, it's not hard to put up with. And no, i'm in no way associated to telemarketing, i just don't get offended by them, and say 'no thanks'. it's really very simple.

  • yes u say "no thanks" and i say "piss off from the phone line"

  • dont watch them then

  • This is fucking stupid. How many jobs do you think call centres give? without thoses there are hundreds of thousands of more people on the streets meaning TAX GOES UP to support them. would you rather have HIGHER TAXES or a phone call a month?

    STOP TICKING BOXES AND YOU WONT GET CALLS! ITS 2 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE!!!

    'no thanks'. - Hang up. Easy.

  • u have problems... just sayin..

  • you're a fuckin idiot.....

  • they will any way like keep on calling you if you simply just hang up

  • couldnt u just say keep them on the phone for a long time?

  • You are right. Unfortunately being a former telemarketer i can say first hand that the practices that are used are wrong.

    On the other hand these are good people who are unable to find a decent job to support themselves or there families so they have to resort to working at a call center to make ends meat. I do approve of your method, but i disagree with the other videos that advocate to screaming, shouting, cursing, and even threatening the lives or the people just doing there jobs.

  • My mother was called five times in a row by a telemarketer the other day, that's not doing your job. That's harassment.

  • if they call just say fuck you every time the finish there sentance

  • @mikeoftheages I under stand where you are coming from, with needing a job. But they almost expect us to purchase what they are selling. I remember one time just telling a telemarketer no, that I didn't want to purchase what he was selling, and he still would not hang up. Either I hang up rudely or I am supposed to use up my time to be nice. They call us, our homes, no matter if we tell them not to. When people disrespect me, I do not see why I should respect them. Companies are too greedy.

  • lol at 1:40 :D

  • The way i deal with telephone marketers is by blocking anomous calls from your phone and alsio turning on the calll screening feature. You may have to switch to another phone company for that. I got comcast cable. that comes in the telephone package.

  • I really enjoy my time on the phone with telemarketers. I like explain to them how broke I am and had to eat my dog because I couldn't afford groceries. Or I try to sell them shares in Primerica.

  • thank you for your methode! hah ill remember that.

  • um, thats very mean calling telemarketers terrorists, i mean they may be annoying, but they aint no bombers!

  • THEY ARE EAR TERRORISTS XD

  • and hes right about contacts because i used to be a telemarketer and i aint no terrorist

  • Cease and desist only works in america, not canada. Here it's harder than that.

  • Telemarketers dont ring me anymore.

    Phrases such as "we dont have a phone" or shouting insultssees to work best :)

  • say ''cease and desist'' and they must stop or get sued.

  • just so you know... That will not work at all

  • thank you undergroundcorpses... i hope this guy gets his girlfriend(if he has one) pregnant and he can't find a job so he has to do telelmarketing. I will agree with him on one thing how companies wrongly use convicts and foreigners to try and sell to people who have no business with them. But i work at a call center for health insurance and united way and red cross. Dignified business who people are affiliated with. A job is a job. Repo men, garbage men, lawyers, salesmen. Everyone needs pay.

  • Thank god someone who has a little sense. No one seems to realize that its just a job. It's not like were plotting to call you at dinner for the hell of it.

  • thats whati dont get, im a telemarketer and people dont realize that its just a job, and im just calling them and offering better prices on the cable package or upgrading there phone service or interne service. all we do is offer them better deals to save money. but it makes me ma when you get people that are horrid and cruel.. when they have to understand that were just going to work and doing or job. its not like were intentionally bothering them... that what people need to realize.

  • Yeah exactly I always think 'hey I don't go to your job and yell at you and treat you like a piece of shit do I? Well show some respect because this is just a damn job to pay the bills...

  • This is useless. i'm a (terrorist) as u call them. It's funny because if u do this, U ARE THE ONE BEING SCREWED. If you are in america and i call you from canada then who do you think is being charged the long distance? the big company who spends pennies to make thousands of long distance calls? or you...who gets charged dollars for the time you waste with the terrorist. These ppl have to work. They have families. Stall them if you want, just means they can sit back for 8 mins and not work :)

  • you know not all telemarketers are like terrorists its just our fucking job. Do you want me and my family to starve just because I got a job at one of the only places they hire in my little town or what. You should only be angry with the companies that sell us your number.

  • Telemarketers, bankers, stockbrokers and insurance salesmen are all the same, get a real job, you might as well be sitting in the street begging for change.

  • Oh whatever that's a really good job considering I'm 18 and trying to pay for school. Its the only job in my small town that pays enough. Do you think telemarketers like calling you? The majority of the people working where I do are just trying to pay for school to get somewhere else. I have rent to pay to...

  • you=smart :)

  • What about charity call centres that actually DO help the unfortunate etc ???

  • is charity call telemarketing???

  • I prefer to act like I have children, and a serious crisis with them has just occurred that needs my attention.

  • I just say sorry I'm about to kill bin laden

  • when you answer the phone tell them you are busy fucking your mom, could they call back another time

  • Hes right... but he also kills his plan by bringing up auto dialers and low wage other country workers. I still dont get how the auto dialers work at all who the hell waits on hold to talk to a telemarketer.

    p.s. I love fight club

  • this is stupid eventualy there going to catch on and when u go one second the go click and hang up

  • Two words people: American Idol. Next time you get a call, then as whether the person likes tacos or something else. When the person answers, affirmatively or not, start singing a retarded song about tacos (or your favorite thing). Just wing it as you sing. I like to sing "Tacos, I love the tacos. I love the tacos". Just sing it again and again like a retard. A telemarketer once kept repeating, "Sir, you cannot sing on the telephone." I laughed until I cried when she finally hung up.

  • it's fun to pretend to be like german and yell fake german words at them then they are really scared

  • lol im gonna try that!!!!

  • i remember my lil bro's ten yr old friend cussed them out once, forcing them to stop calling them. They actually did it, they were intiminated by a 10 yr old. So they stopped calling his house

    I might try to do that...

  • The terrorist...LMAO !!! thats funny.

  • dont put them out of buisness, they are fun to play with.

  • if you ask them to stop it would be against the law for them 2 phone again.

  • what i normally do is simple as well. if they ask for the "man of the house" i just simply say "hes busy taking a crap right now and he'll be right with you in minute" they usually just hang up i noticed...lol

  • tell them your a police officer and the call is being traced and recorded. NO more calls !!!

  • that what i do

  • I think it is illegal to pretend to be a cop though

  • really, cuz people often call me asking for the prison so i shouldnt answer the telemarketer saying its th ______ prison???

  • arent u making losing imp calls? if uh have any? ... try with me, am a telemarketer, i can go for hours

  • I can't believe someone would admit to being a telemarketer.

  • yo are a wierdo

  • Complain about the companies to the Better Business Beureau. Unscrupilous companies usually aren't members, but if they are, their ratings get tanked, and if they're not members, reports stack up against them. Then, in either case, when the company gets sued, the bad BBB reports reflect badly on them. Making it more likely for a judgment to be ruled against them. Enough people taking action can make a difference!

  • wow nice but one thing i barely get telecomers that talk. the telecomers that call us r the one that uses a machine or something like that

  • haha, nice..

    I hate it when your supposedly put on the "Do-Not-Call" list and they call you anyhow, ugh.

  • you know if they call you while you are on the no-call-list you can actully SUE them that is right SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • you can't sue them but you can file harrassment charges

  • you can sue them for harrassment lol. then sue them for calling you whiles your on the do not call list. :P

  • hahahah! correct strategy but i like the addition of terrorists. hahah!!!! funny stuff

  • i like how you refer to them as "terrorist" as that is exactly what they are but people are too polite to say. i am just going to sue every time they call me. but when all that is left is telemarketers from prisons or from overseas - don't know how well the legal system will work.

  • MUAHAHAAHAHAH 1:56 is the best

  • ahaha im definatly doing that

  • also ur phone bill goes up

  • They called you dipshit

  • so good "terrorist"

  • if we somehow do get rid of telemarketers, companies will lose the money that they would have gotten if they would still telemarketing. So if we get rid of telemarketers, wont that ruin or economy even more

  • I think that they would actualy profit from sacking all those shit eating telemarketers..b/c who the fuck does buisnesse with telemarketers???