Bioshock Soundtrack: 03 Dr. Steinman

[killer21197]

4 Dislikes?

MY guess is one was too fat, one was too tall, another one is too symmetrical and the last one won't stay still.

[ParanoidToaster]

My response to this entire scene:

"My moms says I'm beautiful..... :c"

[onlythefinest21]

I want to be a surgeon, just so I can practice my Dr. Steinman impersonation while performing plastic surgery. UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

[MiketheUser]

THERE'S SEMEN! ON EVERYTHING!! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[johnnybhcr]

Seems kratos song

[Legion640]

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLYYY!­

[SunTzuSaidFight]

>misses one letter

>people start telling me it like I did it on purpose

youtube in a nutshell

[krappyish]

I love the first game more than the second one I think. I hope infinite isn't a disaster

[destaniofhearts]

ah yes... now I remember why this game scared me... UGGGGGLYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[Bioshock1278]

Dr steinman. What a guy. He was really into his work though. Had no spare time, not even for sex.

[Hierophant345]

@Bioshock1278 Don't you think Steinman would have spent his little free time masturbating with his "Aphrodite"? :p

[Darkstar263]

He was one truly sick bastard. One of the most twisted characters I've seen in a game.

I'll never forget the medical pavilion level. Some bits had me horrified.

[MrBumblesayswhat]

What's this goddess? FOUR DISLIKERS? THEY'RE UGLY! UGLY! UUUUUUGGGGGGLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY!

[ChaosWith4]

scariest ... part ... of ... bioshock!

[allpha100f]

What is this, Aphrodite? Dislikers? They're ugly! *grabs tommy gun* UGLY! *cocks the gun* UUUUUUUGLEEEEEEEEIGGHH! *shoots the crap out of universe*

[zysilveria]

I hope PSN goes down again so I have a good excuse for playing this game 10 times over.

[truesandman9]

4 people are ugly...ugly......UGLY!!!!!!!



[scaler36]

This music makes it sound like you're being chased!

[roseofmay91]

Steinman scared me so much, but I love that level.

[nejilover95]

4 people turned into Splicers xP

[RioManegos]

@nejilover95 ...Is...Is that the best you had...?

[nejilover95]

@RioManegos Maaaaybe xP lmao

[TwoBlumen]

What shall I do with this video YouTube?! Its just! Too! Good! I try to watch other clips... but they always turn out worse! That one - Epic Sax Guy! This one - KeyboardCat! And this one - NYAN CAT! AND NOW...!

Whats this YouTube..? A Like button! I must press YES! YES! YES! YEEEEEEESSS!!!

[JahiriAtto]

Aphrodite is walking the halls - shimmering, like a scalpel… ‘Steinman,‘ she calls, ‘Steinman! I have what you’re looking for! Just open your eyes!’ And when I see her, she cuts me into a thousand beautiful pieces.

[dancefool68]

Holy crap Steinman was Messed up. That was the first time I was truely scared in any video game.

[Clairevalintine]

I wonder what steinman would say if he held up a mirror?

Steinman: OH NO! I caught the ugly!! (spongebob reference?? XD)

[juliabakery2011]

Play this and ''Grace under the Ocean'' theme (from Bioshock 2) at the same time. Freaky!

[Ch33zx]

4 people are ugly...ugly, ugly UGLY UGLYYYY!!!!!

[maledikt]

Steinmann was creepy as hell. The way he ripped the splicer apart was so brutal that I loved it!

[GellyfishProductions]

This guy was really frikkin scary, and i mean SERIOUSLY.. SERIOUSLY. messed up

[SunTzuSaidFight]

"What am i going to do with this one, Aphrodite?"

"HE WONT"

"STAY"

"STILL!"

"I try to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one, too fat! That one, too tall! That one, to symmetical! And now...whats this goddess? AN INTRUDER?"

"HE IS UGLY!"

"UGLY!"

"UGGGGGGGGGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YY!"

[PUREVAL98]

@SunTzuSaidFight it was she

[gelmir4eva]

@SunTzuSaidFight This part freaked me out the most especially when he started shooting thru the windows. Damn!

[merrywendsday]

@SunTzuSaidFight NO ONE CAN BE TO SYMMETRICAL.

[SunTzuSaidFight]

@merrywendsday Espically if he looks like a Charger from L4D2

[merrywendsday]

@SunTzuSaidFight Ahaha yus!

[CyberSword10]

@SunTzuSaidFight It was "She wont" not "He wont" to be accurate.

[ISUBSISTONSOULS]

@SunTzuSaidFight what can i do with this one aphrodite?

she won't

i want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong

so many discrepancies with your fail at quoting

also, you are missing an UGLY!

[SunTzuSaidFight]

@ISUBSISTONSOULS MY WORDS ARE UGLY

UGLY

UUUUUUGGGLLLLLYYY

I honestly made that little comment because that guy yells so much he is really hard to understand.

218 likes.

mother of god

[SunTzuSaidFight]

@ISUBSISTONSOULS also, the word "discrepancies" make me think of Half-Life.

[tichergeorge]

@SunTzuSaidFight im ugly and im proud >:3

[TailsFan23]

@SunTzuSaidFight Fuck yes<3

[Wolflord13]

@SunTzuSaidFight . . . dick.

[GDRhodes1]

@SunTzuSaidFight

Best comment in the HISTORY of youtube.

[Dude970715]

@SunTzuSaidFight She* wont stay still

[TehDarkDescent]

Of the four ppl who disliked, one was too fat, one was too tall, one was too symmethrical, and one was ugly, UGLY, UUUUUGGGGGGLLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!­!!

[NovaProspekter]

This disliker won't stay STILL! That one: too fat! That one: too tall! That one: too symmetrical (insert Soul Eater reference)! What's this goddess?! An intruder! He is ugly, UGLY, (pulls out machine gun) UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLL­LLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDudeguy33]

4 people are ugly. UGLY!!!!!!

[yoshinibble123]

Would you kindly go and listen to this again!

[FreakishMadness]

ow..ow...ow.. My ears died in the beginning D:

[paradigmswifter]

3 people are ugly! UGLY!! UUGLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

[TheRoyalAquamaster]

@TheShinyhappyperson This creates an atmosphere of terror and tension. Justin Bieber... also creates an atmosphere of terror and tension.

[Dannyowen555]

THIS SONG IS TOO FAT.

THAT OTHER SONG, TOO TALL.

ALL THESE SONGS ARE UGLY.

[Freohr7]

3 dislikes?

My guess is one was too fat, one was too tall, and one was too symmetrical.

[KamikaziKarrotFilms]

@Freohr7 And the fourth was UGLY,UGLY, UGLLLLLLYYYYYY

[TheMrAltairp]

@Freohr7 and the fourth is too ugly...

[taylz94]

@Freohr7 The other one was an intruder

[gothboy195]

@taylz94 he is ugly. UGLY UUUUGGGLLYY!

[HeckYeahIComment]

@Freohr7 Haha nice reference

[Griffx52]

@Freohr7 And the fourth one is UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYY!

[SubjectRomeo]

@Freohr7 The fourth must have been ugly.

[Darkjoonx1]

@Freohr7 Now there's four so that must be the protagonist, Jack.

[TheMagicPinkMan]

@Freohr7 the forth one was UGLY, UGLY, UGLYYYYYYYYY!

[tylerhereonyt]

@Freohr7 and the 4th thought the song was Ugly,UGLY,UGGGGLLLYYYYY!

[metaknight234]

@Freohr7 The fourth one was probably "UGLY."

"UGLY!"

"UGGGGGGGGGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­­YY!!!"

[Extnoob]

@metaknight234 There had to be 4 dislikes...

[Xanthien666]

@Freohr7 Now that there's 4 there's also an intruder.

[hotdogman67]

3 Houdini Splicers hacked into a computer and disliked this video.

[KylesNuclearFilms]

don't play bioshock at 3 in the morning!!!!

[KylesNuclearFilms]

don't play bioshock at 3 in the morning!!!!

[ErsatzEngelReborn]

My life just flashed before my eyes... O.O

[SketchableMod]

Isn't it sad that Steinman was the only character that gave me nightmares?

/wimp, lol.

but i love this. especially being someone who loves violins, violas, etc. this made me very happy.

[mindfish21]

Dr. steinman was my favorite character

[void735]

what can i do with this one Afrodides!? she wont stay still!! i whant to make them beautiful but they allways turn out wrong!

This one, to fat

This one to tall

that one, to... symetical

and now....whats this? an intruder!?

(sing along here)

and he is ugly! ugly..ugly UGLYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[bananhosdig]

3 people just want to troll

[TheDarkrockman1]

3 persons are UGLYYYY UUUUUUGLY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLYYYYYYYY!

[filthmonger171]

what is this? its ugly. ugly! UGLY!

[Garanta27]

This game was disturbing at sooo many levels...

[BuzzLightyear718]

Steinman´s voice sounds just like Tom Papa the comedian! Jajaja

[Warhawk0602]

2 people are ugly. 

[ZeldaFreak1987]

Dr. House vs. Dr. Cox vs. Dr. Pepper vs. Dr. Stienman.

Who wins?

[Suazovic]

@ZeldaFreak1987

Dr. House yo! don't underestimate that walking cane!

[cavic4life]

@ZeldaFreak1987 Steinman ofc ^^

[tundrafrog1124]

@ZeldaFreak198 steinman for 3 reasons 1 hes a spliced up madman 2 hes got a shit load of splicers to help him 3 he has a fucking gun

[erererer2]

@tundrafrog1124 dont forget hes a doctor too

[TheVENGENCER]

this guy is F***ING insane he makes sander cohen look mild

[EvrenB123]

UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYY

[joewashere193]

Dr. J.S. Steinman: What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She WON'T... STAY... STILL! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical! And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!

[Agusloquillo]

UGLYYYYY!!

[Semi0Skimmed0Milk]

Reminds me of the Jaws theme.

Very appropriate considering the character and setting.

[MrClydekewl]

There once was an ugly barnacle....so ugly that everyone died.

[Hip0lit0]

@MrClydekewl kudos to patrick star :D

[CupidsApprentice]

After the whole "ugly intruder" line, I was reminded of that song "UGLY" by Daphne & Celeste, and then my mind came up with the disturbing image of Steinman jumping around in a cheerleader uniform singing "U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi! YOU UGLY!"... Nightmares. *Shudder*

[Bumpmovies1]

Steinman is ugly himself...

[Semi0Skimmed0Milk]

@Bumpmovies1 In his mind, this is not the case.

[BJARRGH12]

This song plays when Chuck Norris is buttering his toast.

[Lordoofious]

What can I do with this one Aphrodite? She WON'T...STAY...STILL! I want to make them beautiful! But they always turn out WRONG! That one, too fat! This one, too tall! This one, too symmetrical! And now- What's this goddess? An intruder? He's ugly! Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!!!

[Kookidd881]

He hurt my feelings when called me ugly :'(

[hogwartsteen]

Whats this goddess? An intruder? He's ugly! UGLY, UGLY, UGLYYYY!

[passs01]

what was the rlly soft one with the guy singing but it sounded rlly creepy

[marcosx003]

esto si es musica de terror

[WARMAKER1814]

an intruder?! and hes ugly! UGLY! UGLAAY!!

[Jesscookie1]

I helped make himself beautiful too... using my surgery tool, a wrench.

[MoonlightSonataTT]

"This one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmertrical!"

[roseofmay91]

This part of the game legitimately freaked me out so bad. This part and the frozen bodies part. *Shutters*

[Corvastus]

Reminds me of Jonny Greenwood's work on the There Will Be Blood soundtrack.

[doom032]

@GFTOW Your sarcasm detector seems broken.

[RogueRaven17]

Dr. Steinman isn't any more psychotic than Ryan for building Rapture. Steinman just wanted to fill the moral obligation of making you beautiful. There truly is NO excuse not to be beautiful, and he envisioned himself an artist, comparing himself to Picasso. He's a Hero of Rapture for contributing to society by making the ugly gorgeous, the hideous fine, and the disgusting...beautiful....isn'­t that right, Goddess?

[doom032]

@GFTOW No way... I always thought he was jolly guy who loved people

[emilygass]

1 Person want's to be Dr. Steinman's Patient in Rapture.

[MrSpidersplicer]

ONE PERSON DISLIKED! I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT FEWER PEOPLE DISLIKE A VIDEO! ONE GUY NEEDS HELP MORE THAT DOCTER S!

[reptileninjafan]

dr. steinman scared me when i saw him in the surgery room...the sickest tape i heard was when he was cutting too much into the woman's face while whistling...that's sick.good game.

[hagrazz]

@reptileninjafan i liked, when he was comparing himself with picasso

[insxnity]

1 person is too ugly to appreciate Steinman's work.

[MrToast4dinner]

@insxnity hes to tall to fat to symmetrical!!

[tundrafrog1124]

@insxnity and hes ugly hes ugly UGLY!!!!!!!!!!

[Rirodu]

@insxnity There's a thin line between appreciation and fear my friend!

[devildogLS]

@insxnity he must be too.......SYMMETRICAL!!!!!!

[Vildasnaga]

Dr. Steinman ranks a very close 2nd in my "List of sick, twisted, depraved, raving madmen of Rapture" losing only to Sander Cohen.

One of his tapes is what get to me the most: He mentions Picasso's work, and says how he would "Do with a knife, what that old Spaniard did with a brush"

Upon hearing that I had to stop playing for a while and let the full horror of what he just said sink in...

[XxPhoenixHarpyexX2]

voice: Huh? what was that? i swear i saw someone there, i saw a shadow, i must have seen somebody. it must have been a splicer. It must have been that.

Splicer at behind: Hold...still...or ILL SHOOT!..or perhaps, i should... WACK YOU UP,its always fun when its gets bloody!

Voice:ahh!please dont shoot me, i have no adam!

Splicer: what? NO ADAM? Dont make....me...STUPID!!! Say boy, do you fear death? Cuz theres something more scarier than death,and that is A MAD MAN WITH A SPLICER!

[ubershock0]

"There's semen on EVERYTHING!" -Medical Splicer

[TheLegoBandito]

@ChopperBrain Best, bad idea, ever.

[bloodawn5]

Your mom is soo horrible that when she entered Medical Pavilion Steinman said

What is this?! An Intruder?!!! Shes UGLY. UGLY. UGLY!!!!!

[Espiofanboy]

Scout:"I.Hate.DOCTORS!"

[Astroman9991]

@Espiofanboy Francis: I hate doctors.

[TheJackinbud]

okay.... creepy music.....

[TheShinyhappyperson]

This plays in my head everytime i think of Justin Bieber.

[Randomness65535]

@TheShinyhappyperson this comment is so brilliant that it can only be thumbed up.

[Kizenco7]

@TheShinyhappyperson You think of Justin Bieber? Wow, that's just nasty :S

[ColdRiceBall]

@TheShinyhappyperson How dare you insult Steinman like that! (LOL)

[Nellylly]

@TheShinyhappyperson This plays in my head everytime I think of a person who likes to talk about things he doesn't like x)

[fightingdreamers77]

@TheShinyhappyperson *Justin wakes up on operation table* **music starts when he sees he surrounded by used corpses franticly trying to free himself* **Dr.Steinman slowly comes from the shadows as you barely see a small sparkle near his shoulder as he appears behind his new patient with a scalpel** * music ends with the violin pitching out*

[FIFA07Addicted]

@TheShinyhappyperson lmao

[ronvins]

"Look at you.. HIDEOUS!!"

[KillTheToy11]

Ah, the easiest boss fight ever.

Yes, focus on the security bot. It'll make it all the easier for me to unload my Thompson on you.

[TheHolyPiShop]

this came on while I was making toast, it made the whole experience quite... lively

[slycooper112]

The song's quality might be improved if it sounded less like nails on chalkboards

[MrCharger911]

I reckon he only shot at you cause he saw his reflection in the window and scared the shit outta himself......

kinda like when a dog farts itself awake .... XD

[Bebombabom]

the more i look at it....the more i realize how much your face.....SAGS. scalpel?

[coolkidboy1234]

would you kindly?

[duke156lj]

He's the ugly one. Mother fucker got a wrench to the face.

[s1narD]

Dr. J.S. Steinman:

What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She WON'T... STAY... STILL! I

want to make them beautiful, but they always come out WRONG! That one...

too fat! This one... too tall! And this one... too symmetrical! What's

that, Goddess? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!

i love bioshock.

[N3rf0r]

HE CALLED ME UGLY SO HE DIED

[toverkleet]

@N3rf0r yeah he was a namecalling little bitch :p

[Schlifga]

:o I didnt liked him at the first...

[ikonn21]

He wasn't too pretty himself when i capped him in the face

[ikonn21]

He wasn't too pretty himself when i capped him in the face

[1995JWard]

his name is spelt Stoinman, according to Atlas

[ItsAMeTomVooren]

@1995JWard Just his accent, but you probably already know that. In that case, this comment is pointless. Yeah.

[foshke]

Me.... UGLY?

BAM BAM BAM

Would u kindly repeat that doc?....

[XxThexXxReaperxX]

I think that Steinman should get a mirror

[nudeood]

Would you kindly not call me UGLY?!

[Spaced20]

who the hell is Aphrodite anyway?

[Cjwilli1111]

@Spaced20 Aphrodite? She's the Greek goddess of beauty.

[yougotpwnd95]

@Spaced20 fail...

[Foobyking9000]

that 1 who disliked , is gonna be the next in stinemans waiting room