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  • Chunsoft? like Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors Chunsoft?

  • THE TREES! THE TREES ARE GREEN!

  • "You go up to the phone like a boss."

    Goddamnit Zeta, stop being so hilarious. You're going to kill your entire fanbase.

  • What would you do for a Klondike bar? huh? Would you eat this flower?

  • This was a game based off a movie I believe called st johns wort

  • THE TREES! THEY'RE GROWING IN THE DIRT!!

  • Japanese Text + Thor + A strange house full of cats and weird faces...are you sure this isn't alternate reality about your life Zeta?! :0o ...all that is missing is the popcorn organization!!!

  • LET ME IN THERE'S TREES GROWING OUT HERE

  • Best made up nonsense Japanese game LP ever

  • acid COULD be in pills if it was liquid acid it could go on anything

  • 2:36 Animal Crossing anyone?

  • lol we get 2 boxes every day! Wait one month they will have legs and walk to you Lol

  • also "pretzel pretzel pretzel, uranium dick"

  • in earthbound zeta fights lamps and in japanese LSD text games he sniffs them...

  • Your 'new' Japanese name is 晶 (Akira) 右宇悦 (Migiuetsu). That doesn't sound too bad if you want to use that from now on instead of ゼータ ;)

  • Door knob smells delicious, what a treat!

  • ゼータ

  • @crativ3 レオンジェームズトムソン

  • ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ­ゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータゼータ

  • Zeta impormtu translations are the best XD

  • The only thing I know in Japanese text is that the face icon is talk or speak. lol.

  • Do you mean this from Google Translate Zeta?

    ゼータ "Zeta"

    ゼータは果たしている "Zetaplays"

  • Why is plays like fifty more characters

  • @ZetaPlays The reson why "Zetaplays" is a million more characters is because Google Translate isn't taking "Zetaplays" and translating it directly into Katakana. It's translating "Zeta" correctly, but then sees "plays" as a verb, and is attempting to make a sentence out of it. This results in the extra characters because it translates it as "Zeta is playing." ZetaPlays in Katakana (ZETAPUREIZU), which is what you're actually looking for, looks like this: ゼタプレイズ

  • @ZetaPlays

    Google translator is horribly inaccurate?

    は果たしている is pronounced "Wa hatashite iru"

    遊ぶ, translates Play (and visit) and is pronounced "Asobu"

    ... so unless a Japanese person translates it for you take it worth a grain of salt, as Google would be unable to tell the difference between "Play (games)", "Play (theater)" and "Play (video tape)"

  • You know what I really don't understand the most?

    Fox translates to orphan when you send it through babel fish and back

    what the hell?

  • @ZetaPlays At the very least though, ゼータ is Katakana... no hidden meanings, it's just how to write in Japanese how to pronounce "Zeta"

    Still... Fox to orphan? That IS bad...

  • @ZetaPlays Yeah, that's really weird. It translates fox to 孤, which means orphan. The correct translation of fox would be 狐, which does correctly translate back. The characters 孤 and 狐 do look similar but still.

  • omg. This is hilarious zeta. i laughed so much it started to hurt. Am i masochist enough to watch part 2? :O

  • Not even close

  • I am stunned / in awe

  • Anyone remember the "Choose your own adventure" books? Zeta is literally putting them to shame by 'write' guessing one before our very eyes. This is absolute genius in a bottle, folks.

  • Hilarious!

    Kudos for the Shadowgate and Zork references. The car at the start made me think of Uninvited, too.

  • sugoi monogatari aniki

  • 10:18 oh god, the house has a face @_@

  • you should learn how to read japanese badly so these games are funnier

  • This is why I hate it when you get bored of translating Japanese text. Because when you can be bothered to translate, what you say is amazing.

  • just you wait for tomorrow man

  • I love you're interpretations of the japanese written language :D

  • I feel like such a nerd being able to read that Japanese text XD

  • @BrokenAndFallen so did he get anything right?

  • @cypryan97 If the game followed even half his narration I'm sure it would be much more amusing. But yeah...not so much. XD

  • But who was phone!?!

  • Somewhere around the halfway point, I was expecting this to be the Japanese texty version of Uninvited.

    At least this one didn't kill you for not opening a bottle.

  • "Abe's whore house, we grow 'em , you blow 'em!... Wait, that's not how the saying goes..."

    Fucking saved.

  • the acid pill thing is going to make this whole thing make alot more sense

  • Katakana would be used for English words/names, and they are the "simple" characters with a few strokes for each. Hiragana is similar, and Kanji are the complicated-looking characters.

  • I wish my door was made of a vanilla wafer.

  • @justicetrooper

    Dude. Mice.

  • @SciFiHero What's a house without a mouse?

  • BEST EPISODE EVER!

    So this is what you have been up to :p

  • two of zeta's worst, oldest foes combine to face him... japanese text on top of a bird background

  • Pretzels...but no popcorn? Something smells fishy.

  • Clearly, that guy's pretzels were laced with LSD.

  • It's ゼタ, man. oh well it's more entertaining when you try to make your own name. As for the name you put the only kanji I know there is 右(MIGI) Which is "right"

  • Pretzel, pretzel, pretzel.

  • Zeta playing a Japanese game?

  • This is why Zeta playing Japanese games, is always funny

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