Japanese Text + Thor + A strange house full of cats and weird faces...are you sure this isn't alternate reality about your life Zeta?! :0o ...all that is missing is the popcorn organization!!!
@ZetaPlays The reson why "Zetaplays" is a million more characters is because Google Translate isn't taking "Zetaplays" and translating it directly into Katakana. It's translating "Zeta" correctly, but then sees "plays" as a verb, and is attempting to make a sentence out of it. This results in the extra characters because it translates it as "Zeta is playing." ZetaPlays in Katakana (ZETAPUREIZU), which is what you're actually looking for, looks like this: ゼタプレイズ
遊ぶ, translates Play (and visit) and is pronounced "Asobu"
... so unless a Japanese person translates it for you take it worth a grain of salt, as Google would be unable to tell the difference between "Play (games)", "Play (theater)" and "Play (video tape)"
@ZetaPlays Yeah, that's really weird. It translates fox to 孤, which means orphan. The correct translation of fox would be 狐, which does correctly translate back. The characters 孤 and 狐 do look similar but still.
Anyone remember the "Choose your own adventure" books? Zeta is literally putting them to shame by 'write' guessing one before our very eyes. This is absolute genius in a bottle, folks.
Katakana would be used for English words/names, and they are the "simple" characters with a few strokes for each. Hiragana is similar, and Kanji are the complicated-looking characters.
It's ゼタ, man. oh well it's more entertaining when you try to make your own name. As for the name you put the only kanji I know there is 右(MIGI) Which is "right"
Chunsoft? like Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors Chunsoft?
dragongod165 5 months ago
THE TREES! THE TREES ARE GREEN!
DarkShadow5415 5 months ago 4
"You go up to the phone like a boss."
Goddamnit Zeta, stop being so hilarious. You're going to kill your entire fanbase.
WC3snFSS 5 months ago
What would you do for a Klondike bar? huh? Would you eat this flower?
HouseOfTowski 5 months ago
This was a game based off a movie I believe called st johns wort
ThePsykoMantis 5 months ago
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Diving in Bishop Harbor
sgrdpdrsn 5 months ago
THE TREES! THEY'RE GROWING IN THE DIRT!!
TheRumpletiltskin 5 months ago 5
Japanese Text + Thor + A strange house full of cats and weird faces...are you sure this isn't alternate reality about your life Zeta?! :0o ...all that is missing is the popcorn organization!!!
DissidentGenro 5 months ago
LET ME IN THERE'S TREES GROWING OUT HERE
Raynelm 5 months ago 6
Best made up nonsense Japanese game LP ever
SirTapTap 5 months ago 3
acid COULD be in pills if it was liquid acid it could go on anything
DrGreenfun 5 months ago
2:36 Animal Crossing anyone?
SirTapTap 5 months ago
lol we get 2 boxes every day! Wait one month they will have legs and walk to you Lol
kinmanyuen 5 months ago
also "pretzel pretzel pretzel, uranium dick"
CenturionBeta 5 months ago
in earthbound zeta fights lamps and in japanese LSD text games he sniffs them...
MisterMittensjr 5 months ago
Your 'new' Japanese name is 晶 (Akira) 右宇悦 (Migiuetsu). That doesn't sound too bad if you want to use that from now on instead of ゼータ ;)
psyjr 5 months ago
Door knob smells delicious, what a treat!
jackozzy 6 months ago
ゼータ
crativ3 6 months ago
@crativ3 レオンジェームズトムソン
crativ3 6 months ago
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psychochickendelivry 6 months ago
@psychochickendelivry haha
JohnRichard1991still 6 months ago
Zeta impormtu translations are the best XD
McGack1 6 months ago
The only thing I know in Japanese text is that the face icon is talk or speak. lol.
wrestletube1 6 months ago
Do you mean this from Google Translate Zeta?
ゼータ "Zeta"
ゼータは果たしている "Zetaplays"
wrestletube1 6 months ago
Why is plays like fifty more characters
ZetaPlays 5 months ago 13
@ZetaPlays The reson why "Zetaplays" is a million more characters is because Google Translate isn't taking "Zetaplays" and translating it directly into Katakana. It's translating "Zeta" correctly, but then sees "plays" as a verb, and is attempting to make a sentence out of it. This results in the extra characters because it translates it as "Zeta is playing." ZetaPlays in Katakana (ZETAPUREIZU), which is what you're actually looking for, looks like this: ゼタプレイズ
CenturionBeta 5 months ago
@ZetaPlays
Google translator is horribly inaccurate?
は果たしている is pronounced "Wa hatashite iru"
遊ぶ, translates Play (and visit) and is pronounced "Asobu"
... so unless a Japanese person translates it for you take it worth a grain of salt, as Google would be unable to tell the difference between "Play (games)", "Play (theater)" and "Play (video tape)"
ReconFox 5 months ago
You know what I really don't understand the most?
Fox translates to orphan when you send it through babel fish and back
what the hell?
ZetaPlays 5 months ago
@ZetaPlays At the very least though, ゼータ is Katakana... no hidden meanings, it's just how to write in Japanese how to pronounce "Zeta"
Still... Fox to orphan? That IS bad...
ReconFox 5 months ago
@ZetaPlays Yeah, that's really weird. It translates fox to 孤, which means orphan. The correct translation of fox would be 狐, which does correctly translate back. The characters 孤 and 狐 do look similar but still.
TaiFerret 5 months ago
omg. This is hilarious zeta. i laughed so much it started to hurt. Am i masochist enough to watch part 2? :O
Voask 6 months ago 2
Not even close
ZetaPlays 5 months ago
I am stunned / in awe
thechaacster 6 months ago
Anyone remember the "Choose your own adventure" books? Zeta is literally putting them to shame by 'write' guessing one before our very eyes. This is absolute genius in a bottle, folks.
jupreindeer 6 months ago
Hilarious!
Kudos for the Shadowgate and Zork references. The car at the start made me think of Uninvited, too.
Lycanthrokeith 6 months ago
sugoi monogatari aniki
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10:18 oh god, the house has a face @_@
comanche119 6 months ago
you should learn how to read japanese badly so these games are funnier
death123abc 6 months ago
This is why I hate it when you get bored of translating Japanese text. Because when you can be bothered to translate, what you say is amazing.
RynoZodiac 6 months ago
just you wait for tomorrow man
ZetaPlays 6 months ago
I love you're interpretations of the japanese written language :D
RegdarKhrast 6 months ago
I feel like such a nerd being able to read that Japanese text XD
BrokenAndFallen 6 months ago
@BrokenAndFallen so did he get anything right?
cypryan97 6 months ago
@cypryan97 If the game followed even half his narration I'm sure it would be much more amusing. But yeah...not so much. XD
BrokenAndFallen 6 months ago
But who was phone!?!
TechMan5 6 months ago
Somewhere around the halfway point, I was expecting this to be the Japanese texty version of Uninvited.
At least this one didn't kill you for not opening a bottle.
DarkfireTaimatsu 6 months ago
"Abe's whore house, we grow 'em , you blow 'em!... Wait, that's not how the saying goes..."
Fucking saved.
sabberho 6 months ago
the acid pill thing is going to make this whole thing make alot more sense
6611nitro 6 months ago
Katakana would be used for English words/names, and they are the "simple" characters with a few strokes for each. Hiragana is similar, and Kanji are the complicated-looking characters.
MeIissah 6 months ago
I wish my door was made of a vanilla wafer.
justicetrooper 6 months ago
@justicetrooper
Dude. Mice.
SciFiHero 6 months ago
@SciFiHero What's a house without a mouse?
justicetrooper 6 months ago
BEST EPISODE EVER!
So this is what you have been up to :p
Ringmanx6 6 months ago
two of zeta's worst, oldest foes combine to face him... japanese text on top of a bird background
yeismeload 6 months ago 11
Pretzels...but no popcorn? Something smells fishy.
pythor2 6 months ago
Clearly, that guy's pretzels were laced with LSD.
Introbulus 6 months ago
It's ゼタ, man. oh well it's more entertaining when you try to make your own name. As for the name you put the only kanji I know there is 右(MIGI) Which is "right"
MazxtheXVII 6 months ago
Pretzel, pretzel, pretzel.
TheDerpyNinja 6 months ago
Zeta playing a Japanese game?
AmmosPheonix 6 months ago
This is why Zeta playing Japanese games, is always funny
spoofsrocks13 6 months ago