Constantine and Balthazar

[lampard554]

The bad guys always have English accents lol. Do Americans have a fucking inferiority complex or something?

[abaddon5]

@lampard554

British or German. Eddie Izzard did a good bit on this.

[2wingo]

@lampard554 No, they were just America's first real enemy, so the idea of the antagonistic Brit is a very old and familiar one to us.

[2wingo]

The novelization of this movie is far, far better than the movie itself.

[MightyMonkey997]

@2wingo The move isn't novelized the novel/comic is ''filmmed''..

[2wingo]

@MightyMonkey997 I know that this movie is based on the "Hellblazer" comics, but there is also a novelization of the movie.

[Orfeus2009]

Fuck BAltazar i wanna drink gay demon!!!

[0922Steve]

Everything Zen? I don't think so.

[BloodStoneCriminal]

I want those brass knuckles!

[Blackwerewolf1000]

Der Schlagring von dem ist saucool

[mac19971]

So the Romans that killed Jesus gave birth to the sons of the devil?

[greywolfrider19]

By the way: you have to ask for absolution to be forgiven. Asshole.

[InfernalSatan]

I wish priests in real world can be that bad ass :P

[liquidponycannon]

One of my fav movies. :)

[mac19971]

Who exactly was Balthazar anyway??

[SKTERBOY3221]

@mac19971 one of the seven prince of hell 

[mac19971]

@SKTERBOY3221 Are they like sons of Satan or Mephistopheles or something?

[SKTERBOY3221]

@mac19971 no...just enjoy the mythology of heaven and hell

[mac19971]

@SKTERBOY3221 I understand that, but who is he in relation to the devil?

[SKTERBOY3221]

@mac19971 ..the devil (Lucifer) is the king of hell... when he was banished from heaven he had other angles follow him ...so you have the seven princes of hell

[mac19971]

@SKTERBOY3221 I see now. So who were the other 6?

[SKTERBOY3221]

@mac19971 google it ...they have many names

[Alexmaster46573]

@SKTERBOY3221 no he wasn't, he was 1 of the 3 kings that made the journey to see jesus when he was born

[PINHEIRO1119]

" O PROBLEMA, É A ESCOLHA". ATÉ NO IN_FERNO... AQ IMUNIDADE, É QUESTIONADA. QUEREM SER MAIS QUE O CAPETA......

[PINHEIRO1119]

" O PROBLEMA, É A ESCOLHA".

[wazzapgangsta]

FIRE?! I WAS BORN OF THIS!!!

Lol, Great moments in screenwriting history.

[zenguitarankh]

@SilverGalford HAHHAA!!!! =)

[Rougamaru]

so a christian priest who is a friend of mine,

was watching this vid with me and having a good time,

and he says, "ya know, my brother in laws a blacksmith,

I bet he could make us some knuckledusters like that!

shoot, I could even bless em so they'd be legit!"

long story short, 3 monthes later,

I get a pair of blessed steel knuckledusters for my birthday!

these bad boys have saved my life on several occaisions since,

I'll never part with them, though getting a permit was kind of a bitch.

[ScarsonFilms]

@Rougamaru I want some :)

[Rougamaru]

@ScarsonFilms sorry, we don't have a permit for arms dealing.

still, you can find em for good prices online.

it's just getting them blessed and getting a permit that's difficult.

[Cradboradfy]

@Rougamaru Aahw shoot, i gotta get me some of those.

[Rougamaru]

@Cradboradfy just make you you get a license or permit for them.

make 'em legitimitly legalized, or you WILL be PO-PO-POWND!

[themios72]

3:02 MASON HAND SIGNAL. SEE IT?

[horriblequin]

sangre de dio? the lead singer of heaven and hell?? XD

[zenguitarankh]

That's what he gets for releasing shitty solo albums....

[MrPurpleeater]

THANK YOU

Finally something that isn't a damn music video.

[vTHExUNKNOWENv]

@MrPurpleeater

I realy want to see this n i love the game