NewsBusted Conservative Comedy 157

[MegaMrSteveO]

Everyone: hehehehehhheh...  Lady: HAHAHHAHAHAGAGAAHAHA

[loriannpen]

If the jokes were really solid, she wouldn't have to nod and sneer after the punchline. It's like, "Okay, NOW you can laugh because I'm giving the signal." Conservatives aren't really known for their subtlety - oops, I didn't mean to generalize. It would be wrong of me to make a disparaging comment about an entire group of people.

[bigbuffler]

Superhumanattack: actually, we conservative AM phunnie---like your grammar---no, not your grandma--DUH! So, let me get this straight---we conservativeS are not funny---"all we got* is fear and COMEDY"? Comedy? You're the living embodiment of why liberals shouldn't be given the vote. Shoe-size IQ, subterranean outlook on the world (Mom's basement)-etc.. Oh, BTW, shouldn't your moniker** be "SUBhumanattack"?

*see, there' goes your grammar again!

**go look it up, you don't have a job, right?

[Superhumanattack]

Conservative are not funny. All you got is fear and comedy.

[carot5]

this isn't funny, not just because its insulting to the left. just not funny, at all.

[jamzcharlz]

you must have no sense of humor.

[carot5]

no see I have something called wit, doesn't take any wit to just insult people, that humour for idiots. if you find it funny you are a delinquent.

[biggerrerint]

meh

[Negion6]

Weak...

[bulletNYAsquash]

ugly bitch?.....couldnt you have just posted a comment like "IM FLAMING GAY" as to not be so apparent...?

[faisal2471]

who's this ugly bitch!!!!

[Eikinkloster]

Who is your daddy?

[ray1bradbury]

Liberals are definitely funnier. This womans timing is all wrong, she has no flair at all!

Stephen Colbert for me any day, he is a GOD!! Woot woot! XD

walterroy (below) is right too, great satire is always subversive.

[Amphritritus]

yes because one's political view makes their joke timing right or wrong...

[ray1bradbury]

I didn't actually say that. I should have put it better.

Firstly, Conservative comedians are really nothing compared to liberal comedians because subversion is always going to be funnier than her smug brand of comedy. If you were to point at any of the really great satirists of our time they'll almost always be liberal. Colbert leaps to mind.

Secondly, her timing is not great anyway. She would therefore be a rubbish comedian even if she was liberal.

[Eikinkloster]

"subversion is always going to be funnier than her smug brand of comedy."

For a liberal, naturally. I find smugness MUCH funnier than subversion. Subversion is boring, pretentious.

[wanderingivie]

That's the point: political view DOESN'T make joke timing wrong. Bad joke timing makes joke timing wrong.

[Eikinkloster]

"Liberals are definitely funnier."

Liberals are definitely deranged. Anyone with the brains in place would notice that we tend to laugh at what we don't like. Do you have anything more subversive than Chris Rock's "I hate niggers" sketch? Right on the kisser of the politically correct establishment. There will always be venues for conservative subversion, because there will always be pockets of liberal power.

[FlavorRed]

Couldn't people from any party be funny or not funny?

[iamsuperageek]

what's the name of the movie that shows the down side of islam? I wanna see that.

[Omithy]

It's called FITNA.

[famousbill]

that was good

[walterroy]

How can you be subversive and satirical when you're the reigning power?

[S57R9M01]

I found that mustly funny except for the joke involving the girl of two faces even if people in her native town think she is the reincarnation of a godess.

[FlavorRed]

CNN, to be fair, has become more balanced than they used to be. MSNBC is still the ultimate Liberal news channel.

[terminalbacon]

CBS liberal bias? Hardly. Fox news though...

@ the Iran thing... we all do acknowledge that Iran had a democratic leader until he threatened our ally's corporate enterprises and we installed a military dictator, right? And that this government is a reaction to the one we installed? And that maybe therefore we owe them some fucking talks?

[tampoonx2]

Uhh thats Greece buddy.

[terminalbacon]

check your history bitch. it was also in Iran. and Guatemala. They did that shit quite a lot. Either google or wikipedia the name "Mossadegh"

He was the democratic leader they overthrew in Iran.

[michidesigns]

she is absolutely hysterical!

[dcbatlle]

Libs don't think it's funny because there's nothing a Liberal despises more than being laughed at. They take themselves oh so seriously, you see, and find it hard to believe how ridiculous they look in our eyes.

[maxwest333]

you mean libs like Reagan who had the lib sense to put our great nation into massive debt with his deficit spending...ha ha, you're right. this is funny.

[pwf2412]

yeah, because the DEMOCRAT congress didn't spend anything. dipwad.

Reagan cut taxes with the understanding that congress would control/cut spending and then the DEMOCRATS went on a spending spree.

[YvonnsieGirl]

@pwf2412 umm and bush put us in debt after clinton gave us a surplus. don't forget that part.

[pwf2412]

@YvonnsieGirl clinton only had a surplus because of the tax policies of Reagan and Bush. then BHO spent more in his first year than any president in history combined

[ThriceThursday]

@dcbatlle

yeah, that must be it.

glad you see you ruled out all the more logical answers.

[oldskoolplayr76]

I could shit funnier material than this.

[marky6045]

the lindsay lohan joke and the bill clinton joke were kinda funny, but the rest left my mouth hanging open at the stupidity of the 'humor'. how is making fun of a baby with a birth defect funny, again?

[coughlpj]

cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[presty7]

im a conservative, but i agree that conservative humor is rarely funny,

i liked the bill clinton joke though

[subzero961]

I guess you'd actually have to be a conservative to find this funny. Though I can't imagine many conservatives find this funny either.

[arod91304]

I'm so glad I found this show!!! I'm adding it to the already growing list of: "THINGS CONSERVATIVES ARE NOT GOOD AT".

[sagacioussue]

Good arod and I'll put it in my list of one more thing Liberals are bitter about

[pwf2412]

that's a mighty long list, easier to klist the things that make them happy, like...like...um, well there has to be something, I just can't think of what makes a liberal happy right at the moment. Hell, I can't think of a happy liberal at all.

[sagacioussue]

agreed pwf - the happy list would be much easier . Lets see

Rain Drops on Roses- um scratch that - it reminds them of global warming

Whiskers on Kittens - oops too many abandoned cats in the world

Bright Copper Kettles and warm woolen mittens - whoa forgot about those damn copper companies and the mittens made in China and more global warming causing more mittens!

Okay the list is actually harder to make but easier to remember.

[pwf2412]

sir/madam

my hat is off to you.

brilliant reply

keep them coming.

[arod91304]

Such a defensive group you guys are. Again. I'm all for this. Realize there's Libs out there that believe in democracy and free speech........like I just exercised.

Constructive criticism gang. It's good for you.

[arod91304]

hahahha

again. I'm not bitter one bit. I'm all for you guys having a forum to laugh at libs at. In fact, i encourage it. I'm saying this isnt funny. TRY HARDER!!! (again: GOD is funny)

[arod91304]

Take a page from us "liberals" when it comes to funny: the best jokes are about God, Christians, Religious Fanatics, and Conservatives themselves.

[arod91304]

I'm all for you Conservatives having an outlet for humor........but you gotta work on your jokes.

[arod91304]

So........this is funny how??

[futurenear]

I believe it is funny by adding a laugh track.

Not sure, though.

[firebendergal]

i'm glad someone finally stood up for conservatives, becuz with all this mccain bashing, its hard for us 2 get through!

[Mmmyess]

Simply not funny.

[quanksi]

PLEASE! get rid of that laugh track! Every time I hear that laugh track without looking at the screen, I keep thinking that it's the Brady Bunch episode where Marsha gets her nose busted.

[digisamurai]

LAME!!!

[wombab143]

No seriously. How come conservatives are incapable of being funny?  The laugh track really gives them away.

[FreeAvidD]

Ever noticed that almost all conservatives are White?

Ever wondered why that is?

[pwf2412]

because the democrat party has done it's best to keep the black population under it's thumb through education, or lack thereof, entitlement programs and class divisions, for so long that most blacks just accept the pablum fed to them that conservatives hate them and only through the democrat party can they get a fair break. when in all reality the best hope of any people is the chance to succede on thier own, not through government assistance.

[shadow72152]

amen.

[RaymondFurniture]

is this like suppose to be soo unfunny that its funny? ...the Republicans don't need scripted comedy...just stick bush infront of a mic and surely you will get comedic gold!...not dick cheney tho...terrible delivery.

[sjl45]

This is almost as bad as that Fox News comedy show, "Half Hour News Hour." Why can't conservatives be funny? There are so many opportunities! These two shows just don't feel right. They just don't get it.

That Fox News late night show "Red Eye" is funny though, but that is a different format.

[rothwyn]

Right-wing. Sad. Their only concern is to divide America. Guess what? It is working on so many of you lame people. A vote for Obama is a vote for a step forward. Don't lose to the past...

[jerrydoubleu]

The cunt announcer gives head to donkeys.

[pwf2412]

wow, your mom must be sooo proud of you. good job on the vulgar insults, because as conservatives we have never heard oppinions like that about us from the left before.

Grow up and learn some manners,

[LIGHTSOUTFOOLS]

now thats funny a lib, taking down about vulgar insults, with the only platform they have is to insults an dismiss everything that is not in line with them.

[pwf2412]

your comment seems to imply that I am a lib? maybe I am reading it wrong.

[jerrydoubleu]

You must be very proud to be a conservative, self involved in every way, and still taking succor from all thosse you oppose.

[Scothodgins]

Why is it that "right-wing" or "conservative" comedy shows always need canned laughter?

a) Because it sucks

b) Because it blows

c) Because it sucks and blows

[themandude43]

omg this is so funny!!!

[mikeynike81]

um lady YOU SUCK

[pwf2412]

um mikey, not as much as you.

[iRewel]

she looks like she sucks a mean cock.

[darksythe9]

Awful content in the video, entirely unfunny.

And the message! It's like this b!tch is trying to get Americans to hate each other.

[pwf2412]

nope, just pointing out the idiocy of the libs. if you are offended, maybe you fall into the lib catagory. hurts when people make point out your short comings, and brother do you and your lib friends have a LOT of short commings. stay tuned for more episodes and more conservative posts.

[bestwayusa1]

America it's not to late to get it right-on. Dont let the Bias feel sorry for Obama media try to sway your vote. Go with your gut feeling and heart. Remember this Obama = rev Wright-Farrakhan-shady land deals-speeches no solutions of his own. Speaks of new,yet many of his Backers old time WDC, Kennedy ect... what a fake. Spends 25,000,000 a week on tv to buy your vote! Anti middle class the backbone of AMERICA ! Show your wisdom America! Dont become Spellbound ! Vote Solutions Hillary Clinton !

[pwf2412]

solutions? H. Clinton? the only solutions there are higher taxes and more government involvement in our lives.

[gr8testhero]

waste of time

[pwf2412]

yes you are

[199520002002]

As a visitor from Germany I ask myself: Is that the way of democratic culture for which your well-fed "boys" bombed our parents to "freedom"? Your democracy seems to be a sad and ridicolous performance: Some media-capitalists who fool the masses by stupid partisan programmes to secure their materialistic interests.

Perhaps in 60 years the Chinese will be more authentic.

Nevertheless, thanks for bombing our medieaval towns and greetings from Germany.

A German

[pwf2412]

btw, you're welcome for you're freedom.

[gr8testhero]

yea and i got the freedom to say what i want....so just mind your own business and just stop ripping on other ppls comments...no one cares..

[pwf2412]

evidentily you care, so don't sell yourself short, turns out you're someone afterall. you do have the freedom to say what you want, but here is the thing that libs like you hate... I have the same rights, even thoiugh you would like to take them away from me and other conservatives.

[gr8testhero]

i am aware that you have the same rights but sometimes its just being a Fuckin a hole to people when you rip on them like that and there really is no need...the reason why they let us comment the "video", relize i said video and not other comments, is because they want our opinion and my opinion happened to be it was a waste of my life! so why do you care what other people say? yes i know i am thankful for my freedom...but do you? its called privacy and respect

[lowlights]

Hey, I'm a liberal and there were two good jokes here - "two severed thumbs down" and "Bill Clinton was not injured" - if you're gonna put that many bad jokes in, you gotta speed up the delivery, "Laugh-In" style.

And try not to sneer the whole time, it telegraphs the joke too much.

[chromelemon]

I thought this video was pretty trite overall. But I did giggle at the last joke about bill clinton.

[hankboyd]

Wow. So funny they had to fake the laughter.

[bestwayusa1]

Obama-oprah-billianaire soros-shady land deals-rev wright-dope=Obama!!! come out of the fog Obama followers!!! He's a fake!!!

[RightWingConser]

Offended by that? Get a life! Freedom of speech you know. We (conservatives) don't silence you when you run off your vomitus mass of slander. Oh, I forgot you are the only ones entitled to freedom of speech and expression! My bad!

Right Wing Conservative (and proud of it) I WORK because not everyone can be on welfare!

[bobbywrong]

How much did you guys pay those people to laugh at that crap? Oh wait... it's canned.

p.s. the writers strike is over.

[bolahab86]

so fucking boring & STUPID....

[skwiddjergensen]

This one was O.K., Jodi took it easy on the liberals this time. However, the liberal whack-o comments posted here provide much of the comedic value to this video and are thus less incendiary and less entertaining as well.

[Dajuhan]

I thought it was funny as usual. Most of their(jody m. and crew) video's are funny. There are been a few bad ones in the past.

[jvoss101]

what? whats going on? conservatives have a sense of humor? since when? see BS? hahaha...

[pstisdale]

I am a conservative, but that was stuuuuuupid!!!

[princetrumpet]

I hate to say it, too.... it's just not funny. Are all the good writers lefties? That's probably why they hold so much sway. What they say is rarely true but it's delivered better and the stupid American public swallows it. Gotta give credit where due, though. Ann Coulter's funny but then the libs get all offended because they can't deal with it. No win.

[gangulig]

good heavens, that was awful. i'm not a right-wing hater, either, there's plenty of good material out there to make fun of either side... that just wasn't even close to funny.

[angelf1]

This CHICK IS FUCKING HOT

[upabittoolate]

yes. yes she is. i bet she likes it greek style too.

[UtkinSergey]

this laugh behind the scene - just getting mind sacked.

2faces oFF)) is Mrs Hillary portrait?

- it did not hurt A caugh!

[sakahowdah]

All I can say if Jodi were sod I'd like to lay her in my backyard.

[MexicanTuber]

Wow, making fun of the infant with two faces. That's a new low for this. The modified laugh track isn't helping either.

[Whoo69]

And fox news gets its reporting from the GOP. Any better, Jodi Miller?

[deadheadsteelerfan]

No One won the debate. Both of thoses idiots were too busy bashing each other. Did they even talk about the issues??

[upabittoolate]

nope. but mccain wont either, he admittedly doesnt understand the economy problem & he'll run a good ol' boy campaign against a black man or a woman after the nomination. issues arent central anymore. it they were, dr paul would have been nominated

[jtkirkfan2002]

Hillary "won" because she was less pathetic than Obama. It really revealed how clueless both of them really are. Obama is worthless without his written tele-prompted speeches about hope. I have hope - that neither one of those clowns wins. Attention Democrat super delegates: NOMINATE A THIRD CHOICE CANDIDATE!

[bestwayusa1]

Way to go Hillary you Won the debate big time! And anyone that whatch it Knows tne truth. Whithout hours of help writing a speech, Obama is lost for words with any real solutions. Dont be spellbound USA this isn't a rock concert! Dont be under the smoke screen!

[jeffsummstl]

LOL--Two severed thumbs down!

[chulahagh]

This is as bad as the Daily Show. Oh well.

[NotUnintelligent]

This sucked... It was so obvious, and you made it TOO clear that you hate dems...

[pwf2412]

that's the thing, it's dems, you have to be really, really obvious or they miss the point of the whole thing

[moshady8008]

So, they should be more UNclear about their bias, like CNN, ABC, NBC, and CBS?

[willam9]

ummm, i kept waiting for this to be funny.

[jonesyterp]

This is some of the WORST comedic delivery, and the most unimaginative comedic writing I have ever heard. It is really awful. The jokes are so obvious, you can't laugh. Lindsey Lohan?!? The joke is too easy, it isn't worth the time to make it.

[hoosierarcher]

Sharper and tighter. Much be honing your writers' wit.

[burford2]

Re: flaming stripper...

Former President Bill Clinton was there...but swears he did not inhale.

[drzz7]

I love newsbusted ! Good job !

[FatherJudgement]

That was funny as hell...

[MiloDC]

LOL Sweet, love the Lindsay Lohan joke! GO REPUBLICANS!

[Robert697]

damn that laugh .. 4 more years of that and you'll never be able to get it out of the lincoln bedroom walls

[CheapSushi]

Thats so funny I forgot to laugh.

[pwf2412]

your opinions are so witty I forgot to care

[basbavaa]

Good stuff!

[SemperLieSuckah]

Getting better...

[johny11independent]

thats lame

[EricSevenskidotcom]

Is this a parody?

[Hammy71]

Very funny as usual....thanks!!

[VinceP1974]

These were great.. OMG..

The two-face joke was great.

[crazy650c]

Jodie....watch the hand gestures...cut down a little and when you do use them bring your hands up higher. Otherwise GREAT SHOW....love the cackle joke! and at the end too!

[rtyoufree]

Hey have you heard the news? Jim is back in town!

[HalfLucky]

Great video! 5/5!

[gary8t88]

Good stuff,Keep up the good work

[DarkDennis1961]

too bad the conservative side doesnt have a funny comedy outlet. Dennis Miller is funny but he's just one guy.

[skibacca]

Pretty good numbers for the Dems considering John McCain is getting a complete free pass from the media right now and the Dems are tearing each other up.

[upabittoolate]

jodie was looking pretty hot this 'sode. the obama joke was weak. maybe she can work on her delivery a little. the writing was decent otherwise this time. maybe newsbusted is taking some of our comments into account

[GWBushsuks]

Stewarts & colberts shows are such phenomenas because they dont need to make shit up for saying what Republicans pull out of their asses daily.

[nt0xxik8ed]

gawd that cackle reminded me of my spooky neighbor everyone thought was a wicked witch. now i have to sleep with my lights on tonight...

[Darkhawk1234]

These videos always have like one good joke and a bunch of bad ones. Leave Bill alone, the jokes are played out.

[pwf2412]

sorry, laughing at bill is still a great source of enjoyment

[upabittoolate]

y'know we can all laugh if the joke's funny, that poke at clinton wasn't that bad. i suppose there isn't a lot material for 'conservative humor' these days. otherwise i thought this 'sode was decent. but some of the comments are right, her delivery leaves somehing to be desired at times

[chulahagh]

Reminds me of the Daily Show.

[skibacca]

Wow, this is about as good as the Half Hour News Hour

[pwf2412]

you're right, this is every bit as good if not better. I loved the HHNH. Glad to see you liked it too.

[skibacca]

I know you all want to have a show like the Daily Show but you people on the right aren't funny. So you really should stop trying. You're just embarrassing yourselves.

[pwf2412]

wow, 157 webisodes, most with 4 or 5 star ratings and all with 10's of thousands of hits, many with 100's of thousands of hits. I guess you're right, what a dismal failure on our part, we should just give up and let the left continue to tell us how we are hate filled, racist, bigoted, homophobes. Wait a minute, you're gonna do that anyway, so why shouldn't we keep pointing out just what kinds of idiots you people are.

[skibacca]

Haha, too funny. You should write for Newsbusted.

[pwf2412]

see that's the problem, I give you facts and you think they are jokes, and you you and the libs make jokes and pretend they are facts

[skibacca]

Who's you you?

[pwf2412]

typo typo

[skibacca]

Ok Ok

[upabittoolate]

lmao lmao

[alexofsyrr]

Good episode today. Keep it up.

[ThunderPigBlog]

"Two severed thumbs down"

LMAO!

[red33410]

Funny stuff, Jode et al!

[Silntthnkr]

Keep it up Jodi :::hmmm maybe I should rephrase that:::

Love the video's keep them coming.

[TravisTCleveland]

Another great webisode!

[pwf2412]

CNN straight from the democrat party, how true that is.

Great job once again!!

Two attached thumbs up

[JOBRAIL1]

It just keeps getting better!