1G1J in the USA!!!

[rawmark]

Handsaw so that you can get yourself a lobotomy when it gets to be too much for you. lol

[HENRYPATRICK1736]

Make fun of America at your own peril. We are crazy, childish and extremely well armed!

[daliAdoo]

WTF is your problem!!?? your the fucking athiest who dont belive in anything and living your empty life!!! you useless bastard!! stop fucking around with christiany and religion!! if you got no fuckin job go fucken look for one!! christ was NOT someone to make fun out of coz he said: But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth."—Matthew 8:11-12.

oh yea goodluck with that mate n hope ur plane crashes ;)

[Ray77063]

@daliAdoo ". . . hope ur plane crashes" What a rotten thing to say! God bless you for it!

[Reip187]

You have shamed me. I tell everyone you are true Christian. You make me look like fucking IDIOT with this viideeeooo. Put that condom over your HEAD and SUFFOCATE YOURSELF WITH IT!!!

Hope you had fun in America. :)

[nightnighter]

US forces....

[DetrivoreDesires]

I follow you on Facebook!

Your my personal favorite Youtube channel uhhhh person!

[AdventureSwede]

And when l was in Las Vegas, playing on the slotmachines, l won ! I just screamed -Thank you Jesus ! and everybody around me went halleluja and started to bang coins into the machines and pulling levers like hell. Jesus ! jesus ! jesus !

And the hooker l bought for the money jesus blessed me with was hot as hell as well.

God bless America and slotmachines and hookers and jesus of course !

[wondersoxx]

100% of all Americans are Christians? Fuck you buddy! Not this one! (thank god, haha!)

:)

[Shadowlit001]

YOU CAN'T COME TO AMERICA IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE VICTIMS OF 9/11!!!

[TheGarry676]

i've been watching 1god1jesus for a year now and im starting to think that he isnt sincere in his christianity. i hope im wrong though

[66gt40lm]

@TheGarry676 lolwut?

[Joiner113]

@TheGarry676 Well no. You really think? God, it never occurred to me that this raving Australian bloke might just be having a bit of a laugh.

[daliAdoo]

@TheGarry676 his an idiot you think his real!! his making christians a joke out of it.

[Godisableedingfaggot]

FUCKIN STUPID! ^_^_^

[dogincat12]

lawls lets make fun of christians!

[ebaltrace]

I see that you planned on some immoral escapades. Perhaps this warning is too late. Hebrews 6:4-6 For in the case of those who have once been enlightened and have tasted of the heavenly gift and have been made partakers of the Holy Spirit, and have tasted the good word of God and the powers of the age to come, and then have fallen away, it is impossible to renew them again to repentance, since they again crucify to themselves the Son of God and put Him to open shame.

Too late? Too bad!

Ebal

[karizler]

ur vids usually leaves me lmfao but this vid really pisses me off, very degrading to american women

[EDOfyingFilms]

American women are degrading to American women. :P

[BusinessIDBAI]

As an American, our women are sluts, total deprived morally devoid sluts. Basically, what I'm saying, is you CAN'T degrade American women by calling them sluts.

It's like they have springs attached to their inner thighs that if they aren't standing (questionable, depends on their shoes really), they just pop open.

[TheAtomicist42]

lol!

[karizler]

i wont overreact like you probably want me to, because i know that someone most likely scarred you on the inside....I sincerely hope that you can forgive whoever hurt you so badly that you would say things like this, i hope that you learn to love life and people and just look at the glass half full...now you may reply to this with some nasty comment but i really do hope that you can learn to love and be loved, you only get one life don't miss out on how great it CAN be

[BusinessIDBAI]

You should look at my channel, it has the picture of my wife and I. I really hope that one day you can grow a sense of humor and learn to laugh at a joke.

I'd figure the "springs attached to their inner thighs" would have been enough of a clue.

Now chill out, learn to laugh a little, and get off your feminist soap box. You ladies can vote now, it's over!

[karizler]

@BusinessIDBAI well i would hope that my husband wouldnt call me a slut. But if thats what u find humorous ok.

[BusinessIDBAI]

Yes, how dare someone joke around. When my wife calls me a bastard while laughing, I don't get super offended and say I hope you find love in your life, I laugh.

It must hurt being as uptight about names and labels as you are. My wife is full white, I'm 1/2 Cherokee, and I never get offended or hurt if she cracks a joke about my heritage, and my response is always, "Well, at least I get free healthcare."

You need to relax, and get over it. Slut. ; )

[karizler]

ok if thats how you feel...bye

[SomeGuyInWhite]

Wow, you're a cock.

[BusinessIDBAI]

Okay Galahad, thanks for your opinion.  Time to apply that tampon and reach for the Mydol, your emotional insecurity is frightening.

Put on your shining armor and ride off in the defense of the next maiden that will undoubtedly find the next Lancelot much more attractive. Remember, the cock gets the hen, not the other way around.

[SomeGuyInWhite]

I dunno if Youtube has bugged or something, but apparently you've replied to a comment i left on here, although I can't seem to find it. Any idea what it was and how it warranted that kind of response?

[DefecatingCat]

Lmfao @ the end.

[mikeSrayS]

Awesome...we need you here mate!!!

[ralf7253]

GOD pitty the USA, oh shit, he already does!

[RedFishBlooFish]

repressed christian girls are pretty crazy in bed

[DaveAndTheGenie]

Funniest Dude Ever

[CamdenBloke]

Bring a Wallaby to give to Thom!

[zndprophet]

America is where Jesus was born.

[TheDutchways]

No Columbus brought jezus with him to the states. Kicked some indian ass and start producing christians. They came from europe ;-) VOC mentality ;-)

[StaceyAnnStar]

i thinkits sad u live a life the way you do. you go to another country and u just want to bag whores.. i mean if u dont already have something. USa is the place to find it, right?

[JakeBartlam]

@StaceyAnnStar, you're just jealous he didn't pork you

[StaceyAnnStar]

@JakeBartlam

im just jealous he didnt pork me... right??!!

wtf u wack job! hahahaaha

[deftonesman1]

I like these videos quite a lot, but does anyone else find whenever they open 1G1J videos they turn their volume way down? Aware of the fact he is going to scream within 3 seconds?

Not a criticism id like to make clear.

[kingjamie721]

Yeh! I turn my volume down too! XD

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@deftonesman1 - I do the opposite. I turn the volume up cause I like to see the reaction of my animals + present company. XD

[MissingStrings]

Oh yay. You brought condoms :D

[MissingStrings]

Condoms.

Take condoms.

[ConscientiousAtheist]

It is NOT worth living in America. When I'm legal, heading out to Canada.

[StanRather]

You in NYC yet?

[KiaOra53]

Go Greggy - and give a great big wind-up to all those dopey bible bashers.

[Yakovich]

Can ya have a root for me to please thanks Grego'

And snap a picture of her and email it to me too thanks mate...

[snuffles001]

all you need is the accent haha

[saintfletcher]

When travelling, take half the shit and twice the money. That's the rule I go by. They have condoms in the USA. They even work. It says NOTHING in the Bible about condoms, and I don't think you are Catholic. Oh and the Americans love salutations and stating the obvious. Buy your clothes over there, the $AU is good and our clothes in Australia are shit and are not made for US cold. Always tip over 10% to waiters unless they have shit service. You'll love it there! I miss the place!

[denisasitis]

be sure and take lots of FUCKING WHACK JOB CHRISTIAN REPELLENT their all over the place, and could you drop off one of your shit sandwich's at w's ranch while your there.

thanks. Cheers

[SKUNKBALLScom]

haha don't covert too much money into our worthless dollars or you might lose it when we have hyperinflation!

Who needs condoms, you'll be back in Australia by the time they realize they're pregnant, just don't use your real name.

Girls looove English and Australian accents.

[popeyroach]

don't worry mate, you can sin your arse off as long as you repent and ask for forgiveness afterwards.

have fun!

[ayoumans25]

Hahahaha...so no Georgia on the list, then?

[turtle2hug]

Bring a closed mind! ;)

Have a great time!

[choirgrrl]

Americans have this thing for loving Aussies, so use it to your advantage! Lay on the accent THICK and watch the girlies fall right into your lap. (Either that or act gay, they seem to like that over here, too!)

[raptoresque]

and for some reason they love scottish people

[choirgrrl]

Funny you should mention that! My family is part Scottish, and when a cousin came to visit you should have seen them! He even wore his kilt just to give them all a thrill. :)

[raptoresque]

haha yeah im scottish and iv been to the states a few times. one of my favourite quotes from an american was "you know, for a scottish person, you speak really good english". haha i was so stunned i just said thankyou! but yeah our accent is loved for some reason :P

[DiverforPort]

Well they probably meant they could understand you, wait till they ask you if you know their Aunt Jane who lives in Glasgow

[bodicatudor]

bullet proof jacket will come in useful

[StylidiumLane]

Every sperm is sacred!

[astrayengel]

Awesome! Good luck! May Jebus keep you guns full! You'll need it.

Kudos for the Hector Lavoe shirt, mate!

[zimonslot]

Dude, WHY are you going there??

[fywacia]

Hey if you're that excited I'll trade places with you permanently. I'm dying to get fuck out of this place as soon as possible. I'll even give you my Jeep, just bring an extra $4000 or 10 bucks Ausie because that's what a good quality American car owner needs to keep the piece of shit running every single fucking year. Death to Chrysler!

[Solypsys]

Bring a dildo and some rufies. It's like an all you can rape buffet over here.

[theshredator]

Dude, you should totally inadvertently cause a group of Columbian drug dealers to chase you back to Australia so you can lead them through the outback tormenting and killing them one at a time for trying to capture you and your girlfriend... or become the spokesperson for Outback steakhouse and get paid. Those guys would shit if they ever saw an actual Australian.

BTW don't worry about your bible falling apart, you can collect bibles from every hotel room you visit. PRAISE JESUS!!!!

[geolab101]

Did you get your sex education here in the USA?

[EnlaNube9]

Are hoping to start a war? Are you also hoping to have lots of sex? Hoping to find lots of people with backsliding faith?

Well sir you are going to the right place!

[drumminjim22]

Yay!  Have a good vacation here in the states. Pray you get H1N1 or the swine!

[NoMorFear]

Awesome.

Be sure to do some video updates, if you can.

[fonna]

Woohoo!!

The Bible?

That's all you need over here.

In fact, just sit your little bottom on it and pray you were here, and whooooosh!! Like a magic carpet, here you are!

How do you think I got here?

How do you think the rest of us got here?

[DiverforPort]

fonna that Bible of his has been through so much already, had oil spilt all over it assaulted by a lawn mower, it probably needs a holiday its self.

[fonna]

Well, that should make the cover nice and cushy for the flight.

[fywacia]

I'll tell you how I got here, I was kidnapped by pirates and sent here as punishment. One day I'll make parole and get deported to Canada. Wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which hand fills up first.

[DiverforPort]

I wonder if I could get deported to Canada.

[fonna]

Tell ye what.

All you have to do is read the Bible.

And shrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooom!

That's a trip in itself!

[jaysteinbourg]

I did until i heard that you get fingerprinted at the airport before you enter. No thanks!

But i would like to visit: statue of liberty, the whitehouse, A farm in texas. A high security prison to see if its like in the movies. A casino in LA and to see some of the gangs like the bloods and the cripps - but from a distance. And I want to go to a school on a street called springfield and say "eat my shorts" to the principal. I would have so much fun in the USA!

[dizneykid]

Have fun man.

[crankycactus]

spare your self from this hell hole of a country and dont come at all... at least try and stay away from virginia as you travel the coast... or at least pick me up and take me away as you pass through!!

[pfarabee]

Don't forget the ammo!

[Realizalize]

the word is promiscous.

[alittlewrm]

i live in ohio ;_;

[MrNDSteinbach]

That's nothing...

I live in Nebraska

[guildpactminish]

1G1J, you need to go to Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton North Carolina while you're in the States!

They're the church that is holding a book burning/barbeque on Oct. 31st.

[Saduwo]

Hope you enjoy yourself here Greg!

[Shikami42]

How about a large assortment of anal toys...never a bad thing in the bible belt.

[gonyea12]

Loose the toy, in America you can buy REAL guns.

fucking ausie!

[religionOFFENDSme]

I hope you fuck every little christian girl in the ass, oh hell, fuck the big ones too! In fact, FUCK EM ALL IN THE CHRISTIAN HOLE!

[raistlin072]

Lose the bible, get two slightly larger guns (maybe even a small tank) and are you crazy bringing THAT many condoms...

You will need about 4 bags that size if you plan on staying more than a day or two, Geez.

[abaddon5]

Now, come on Greg:

you know the difference between a slut and a whore? A whore fucks everyone; A slut fucks everyone except you.

[DrFoolishit]

If you were coming to Canada I would recommended bringing two warm jackets (one of them must be water proof and wind resistant), a toque (warm knitted hat), a good pair of winter shoes or boots(water proof is a good idea), and a warm pair of gloves. A gun might also come in handy for protection against bear/moose attacks.

[Roobitz]

Why didn't I subscribe to you earlier!!!! FUCK! THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKIN STUPID OF ME EH?

Your videos kill me, awesome work.

[del3226]

Lol you should totally come visit me. What state will you be in?

[CSIS25]

ROTFL at the last part of the clip

[mjsm7641736]

Buddy, Saran Wrap would have been cheaper!

[Kimbert91]

try holy hand grenades. Never go to the US without 'em.

[coddlinghimmler]

hookers sluts guys whaterver oh jeebus spunk thats funny

[1140Cecile]

If you have any healthcare issues, just pop up to Canada and we'll take care of you. Have a good trip!

[EnervatedSociety]

Just stay away from any state that has no ocean. Thats where "they" live. ;)

[xxxThePeachxxx]

It's true... we American women are so easy to shag. We love cool accents.

[Hall1263]

well we know you do... :)

[kalescu]

same with us Canadian women...

[CarpeOmne]

What parts of the US are you visiting?

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

I'm thinking you'll fit in just fine.

Be sure to bring some health care with you, because we're such a barbaric society that if you don't have insurance you're left to die in the street. Also, even if you do have an American provided insurance, you never know if they'll cover your medical needs until you need it.

[satisfy247]

Lol have fun over there mate :D

[RadarKat73080]

Depends on where you go, what kind of weapons you bring.

[43alley]

USA!

USA!

USA!

Let the Aussie invasion of the Bible Belt begin.

[tanekki]

Awesome!

[keithmoslak]

Bring Vegemite!

[omgitslukky]

Have fun man, try not to let customs rape you too hard.

[pigfaceddog]

Why anyone would wanna come here of their own free will is beyond me...

[rubenfranco36]

Father Greg... you scare the shit out of me XD

[PaganRon]

Don't forget to bring ammo and body armor. As well as have fun wile you are here. :-)

[bunnycatch3r]

Bring your own fucking health care m8

[kaitfaery]

Haha! YAYYYY! Have an awesome trip! =D And very true, all American women are Christians. ;D

[Ryagful]

a M16 would do!

[HAL9000unit]

Make sure to bring a waffle iron that makes waffles in the shape of the virgin mary! lol

[noswonky]

If you have AIDS and you're having sex with an altar boy, is it more sinful to wear a condom, or to not wear a condom?

[SpiritualNightFoxx]

XDD Yea

[1GOD1JESUS]

lol packed all 6500 of em ;)

[thepoet82]

This video lasts 3:33.

333*2 = 666.

SATANIST!

[1GOD1JESUS]

i know, i saw that too, its ok, ill pray for forgiveness on my death bead ;p

[Cletus575]

Don't forget to bring your good sense of humor! :D

[AuntieDiluvian]

Y'all have a fabulous time and give the bible belters HELL

[panthera50]

As a devout Christian, I can understand you'r going to the USA. ;-)

Myself I would not like to be cought dead there. LOL

[OzzybanOswald]

Save yourself some bother and leave your brain at home.

[dctcool]

Bring me back a souvenir of whats left following what you cause lol

[1GOD1JESUS]

lol, you like used condoms?

[SavvyDrifter]

I'd bring drugs for sure. If you wanna fuck a bunch of sluts. Sluts like drugs.

[1GOD1JESUS]

drugs it is!

[linkfanatic13579]

...in NY bring the mace XD

[MYKELLJAKSUN]

wow, kool Gregggy!

A Queenslander in New York!

God is American too, though someone else said that.

[1GOD1JESUS]

im taking me best thongs

[jaysteinbourg]

Thongs is the austrailian word for flip flops or sandals, isnt it?

[dangerouslytalented]

yes. Do not wear them in the American way. It can cut off the blood flow to your legs.

[mattincinci]

they'll give you a bible here lol its jesus land much like disney world

[1GOD1JESUS]

i hope i see mickey moses!

[mattincinci]

you just might lol

[mattincinci]

you can buy condoms here lol

[mattincinci]

depending on where you're gpong bring a coat its getting cooler in the north

[MsANTicipation]

...and make sure it's mink, fox, raccoon.... lol

[1GOD1JESUS]

ive got a coat made from pure mexicans

[MsANTicipation]

sounds perfect to me! lol

[mattincinci]

bring mace

[Rawaussie]

bahaha im laughing my ass of man.!

[AntiChrist67]

American girls are easy. Many of them are sluts and don't think twice about hopping into bed with strangers, especially if you are a foreigner and start off conversations with that Australian accent of yours.

Bring along as many condoms as you can carry. You'll need them.

[TritoneMcgee]

A friend of mine in college was Australian, and DAMN!, all he had to do was speak and woman practically fell down right there and spread their legs. lol

[1GOD1JESUS]

i like this story :D

[SpamAnn]

gotta catch em all pokemon

[corvardus]

Are you talking about STD's? ;)

[DinMorsPimp]

Yeah, children is the worst STD there is. Luckily it's only women who can get it but men often end up paying for it, for some reason...

[1GOD1JESUS]

you should come over, its awesome! ill shout you a vegan burger ;)

[SpamAnn]

yes if you would make yourself a regular member page also :P Now you only have a fanpage

[PCgameKILLER]

what drugs is he using ? LOL

[slipcurve]

I'd love to see the face on the customs officials when they see that plastic m16. Priceless.

Of course they wont let you take it in the plane. It's a serious security hazard and you could be al qaida.

[1GOD1JESUS]

you just watch the news tomorrow night and see what has happened ;)

[wyrdness1]

what states do you plan to visit?... *evil grin when you included guys in your list* hehe

[1GOD1JESUS]

NC and NY

[onlywhenprovoked]

yes, definitely bring the weapons. and drugs.

don't bother with the bible, you will find a free one in every hotel room.

oh, and make sure those condoms will convert to normal methods of measurement. none of that metric shit works over here.

[junkienet]

best line...fuck me guts out ... please tell me .. your head when one way and your guts when the other way....

Have a blast !

[godinventedmusic]

aww..thatll be cool..too bad i have to renew my visa..lol..i was born in mexico i need the proper documents to fly..im not illegal though lol

[sherbetgirl]

If it looks festy, raincoat or not, don't go near it...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a fabulous time you lucky bugger.

[TimCubUAkbar]

If you intend to screw your guts out, here in America, I recommend taking lots of lube. Make sure, though, to pack it in your checked luggage, because after 9/11/2001, folks over here are still a little freaked out about liquids over 2oz in your carry-ons. If you do pack it in your carry-on, Security will make you drink it all before boarding, and drinking a gallon of lube before a flight is never pretty.

[kenotube]

We have a lot of churches here in America. But if you're coming to meet Jesus, I heard he's going to vacation in Australia, so you're going to miss him.

[tronus]

Dude, have fun and get some! If you don't get some... have fucking fun anyway!

[Alterna123]

Good luck. LOL

[rtottenc]

You may want to bring a few other things on your trip to the US.

1) Rufies, for the ones that play hard to get.

2) Hand sanitizer, for the ones who are easy to get.

3) Weed, Christian chicks did that stuff.

4) Beer, because American Beer is like making love in a canoe. Its fucking close to water. (Thanks Monty Python for that bit)

Also, you can leave your trusty bible at home, because the gideon leave them in every hotel, just for you god fearing types.

[Paxmax]

-yeah, I think you gots what you need!! XD

[yeahsee33]

You are SO wrong...Christianity is put to shame here! FUCK GOD!!! Fuck Christianity!!! When you get here look up the DEICIDE song KILL THE CHRISTIAN. A TRUE American's word to live by!!! WELCOME TO HELL (America)

[rgman66]

Good job stocking up on condoms you'll need em. A popular guy like you would make a fine catch. I can see it now on your comments,....remember me from NC well your a daddy. lol

[TrueBlueAustralian]

u need a FBI cap :P

[acidbrainstem]

I want constant updates about the status of the big bag. Not the little one, the big one.

[vince19811981]

bring a giant bag of stupid, it will be very usefull to understand their language!! lol

[rednecktrucker1969]

Too bad your not coming to New Mexico, you could stay with me for a spell. East coast is the ugly bits of America, I think. :)

[MMA]

If you plan on being in the more touristy areas, please keep an eye on your wallet. Pickpockets and insurance companies will be after it.

[WorldOfHumanWreckage]

imma LOL if this bloke gets over here and is stopped by a homeland security officer that has seen this video. lol MAN.... "No sir, theres not nades or guns... i was just joking!"

*cavity search*

[corvardus]

Yeah I could just see a search for a grenade up his ass.