Football is retarded, only stupid indigenous street rats play it, real men play rugby because it requires more strength, dedication, discipline, and courage.
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offside is when a team player pass the ball to someone behind the defensemen line. No one passed to him, he stole it from the GK, so it wouldnt be offside. So the goal counted.
hey mdj stfu his mom got hit by a truck how bout i got someone to fucking hit ur mom huh? go fuck off to some gay porn magazines before i fucking come out there with a 20 in pole and wack the shit outa ya cunt
yeh i know your mother is dead but that didnt stop me fuckhead, i'd like to see you track me down cos it would be less effort for me, and when you do i will get all my homeslices on to you and they will do like drive by's and shit, then you would be fucked and then i would burn your body and piss on the ashes then feed them to a donkey and then when the donkey took a shit i would piss on that aswell
well i'd like to see u try and cut my arms off, considering ur dying of a disease. in fact im fair tempted to track YOU down and cut ur arms off but then i'd catch the disease from you and i'd be a disease ridden freak like u. and my mum is dead she got hit by a truck last week u sick bastard. oh and btw if u wanna fight track me down and ill take u and then ill poo in ur mouth mate.
its not my fault i got a deadly disease, your mother gave it to me last night mate. i would let you know when im about to die but im afraid you'd already be dead seeing as how i will track you down and cut your balls off, then i will rip your arms off and proceed to hit you in the face with them continuously saying "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself" then i will take a shit in your mouth
im a muppet???!? at least im not the muppet who went and got himself a deadly disease, sounds like ur a fair muppet urself. well tell me wen ur about to die so i can come and dance on ur grave.
yeh it was funny but not the funniest. collinsyboy you are a muppet and i think your comment about me dying is quite harsh considering the fact that i have a disease and i am going to die soon anyway
awsome soccer goals
FingerGalaxy 6 months ago
awsome soccer goal
FingerGalaxy 6 months ago
This video is full of win
anonymousshovel 1 year ago
this song make me hate this video
strategoulas 1 year ago
the first goal! IM FROM GREECE!!! XD
strategoulas 1 year ago
Football is retarded, only stupid indigenous street rats play it, real men play rugby because it requires more strength, dedication, discipline, and courage.
songokukingdomhearts 1 year ago
rooney was ondy in everton omg
MrNig1 1 year ago
Song ruined it.
Didmyreturns 1 year ago
this is the dumest thing ever
31OctoberNights 1 year ago
GERRARD!!!!!!!!!
TheMehraan 1 year ago
1:34 AWESOME!!!
muhspj10 2 years ago
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go to to my page and check out my video. its its kinda hard to see. they where on a 20 point 30 point rally you got to watch
dogzrule127 2 years ago
:51 o my god
laserpuffle369 2 years ago
yep that beckham at with one of his best . hes done that twice
TheJackinder 2 years ago
song sucks with this video
KatrinaGustavRuled 2 years ago 2
i agree. i was only 13 when i made this. 50k views now :D
hawkesie 2 years ago
@hawkesie song's ok, not bad
eosvoboda 6 months ago
hawkesie, did the ref actually do that (kick goal in)?
bananazFIRE 1 year ago
haha i love the song!
anonymousshovel 2 years ago
wow i love the goal where the golie forgets the dude is behind him that was funny great video 5/5
HeyYo101 2 years ago
whats that song called
RofLcOpPtTerR 2 years ago
Hooray for boobies!
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abckdajf 2 years ago
thats hecka sick dude
ronaldoaddict123 2 years ago
sup, i was jw if u can email me dat vid. thanx :)
soccarulz004 3 years ago
this song is called Bad Touch - Bloodhoundgang
x3aznboy 3 years ago
2 :15 is funny
nategreatd123 3 years ago
whats this song called
Guitar8819 3 years ago
hola burritos! esta la suerté e burrita, coma estas? burrito?
broseph97 3 years ago
sweet vid man
DFT7 3 years ago
awesome goal at 1:34
Ry3n38762 3 years ago
aha sexy goal bro
DjFreezy14 3 years ago
2:15 dumdass goalie
NanerzLuvsCheeseNips 3 years ago
1:35 was amazing
FSFFLratsass 3 years ago
z0mfgz 1:35 goal is like awesome nut grabbing action!
khoa0167 3 years ago
LMAO! that last goal where the guy was behind the goalie was the best!!!
snowdogowned 3 years ago
nice vid but resolution could be better
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r0ckma5ta 3 years ago
awesome footy, crapy tunes
nic8113 3 years ago
The song is the bad touch by the bloodhound gang!! That was a great video!!! :)
borntoact13 3 years ago
song is cool what r u saying
skylar009 3 years ago
its alright gay song.....
Helzzfate 3 years ago
whats the song?
MikeSk812 3 years ago
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Rymeister222 3 years ago
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DAVID BECKHAM IS A SOCCER GOD!! he's up there with landon donovan, cobi jones, christiano ronaldo and of course ronaldhino
LAUGHmaniac123 3 years ago
3 of those players are jokes lol
bigtyme469 3 years ago
let me guess... one of them is landon donovan
batfink92 3 years ago
2.08 wouldnt be counted coz he was offside
bradface1 3 years ago
offside is when a team player pass the ball to someone behind the defensemen line. No one passed to him, he stole it from the GK, so it wouldnt be offside. So the goal counted.
Zodiac1137 3 years ago
sorry zodiac1137 your right
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this song is so gay
lupoo10 3 years ago
2:08 counts right?
xxxanimejunkiexxx3 3 years ago
wat the heck its a gay song
mAjOrgAmR 3 years ago
love the song!!!!
trudak44 3 years ago
wow amazing not!!!!!!!!! gay song to
jack0244 3 years ago
getto song
sportzdude7 4 years ago
hey mdj stfu his mom got hit by a truck how bout i got someone to fucking hit ur mom huh? go fuck off to some gay porn magazines before i fucking come out there with a 20 in pole and wack the shit outa ya cunt
akasali 4 years ago
immature jerk
rhcprules96 4 years ago
isnt the song called bloodhound gang - discovery channel. Thats what its called in australia anyway.. and yea awesome vid
CantUOllie 4 years ago
What is the name of the song ?
Vistaoo7 4 years ago
bad touch- the bloodhound gang
hawkesie 4 years ago
Discovery Channel By The Bloodhound Gang
Alex2kand7 4 years ago
wuts that song?
pleasedontbetaken1 4 years ago
i feel bad for those goaliesss jeeeez haha
Idothehokeypokey 4 years ago
yeh i know your mother is dead but that didnt stop me fuckhead, i'd like to see you track me down cos it would be less effort for me, and when you do i will get all my homeslices on to you and they will do like drive by's and shit, then you would be fucked and then i would burn your body and piss on the ashes then feed them to a donkey and then when the donkey took a shit i would piss on that aswell
mdj11779 4 years ago
whats with you and shit.
ynnek1317 3 years ago
well i'd like to see u try and cut my arms off, considering ur dying of a disease. in fact im fair tempted to track YOU down and cut ur arms off but then i'd catch the disease from you and i'd be a disease ridden freak like u. and my mum is dead she got hit by a truck last week u sick bastard. oh and btw if u wanna fight track me down and ill take u and then ill poo in ur mouth mate.
collinsyboy 4 years ago
its not my fault i got a deadly disease, your mother gave it to me last night mate. i would let you know when im about to die but im afraid you'd already be dead seeing as how i will track you down and cut your balls off, then i will rip your arms off and proceed to hit you in the face with them continuously saying "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself" then i will take a shit in your mouth
mdj11779 4 years ago
im a muppet???!? at least im not the muppet who went and got himself a deadly disease, sounds like ur a fair muppet urself. well tell me wen ur about to die so i can come and dance on ur grave.
collinsyboy 4 years ago
yeh it was funny but not the funniest. collinsyboy you are a muppet and i think your comment about me dying is quite harsh considering the fact that i have a disease and i am going to die soon anyway
mdj11779 4 years ago
YES IT WAS mdj11779 u loser.. u seriously need to get a life u noob. anyway that was funny. u should seriously consider dying!
collinsyboy 4 years ago
NO IT WASNT!!!
mdj11779 4 years ago
2:02-2:17 was the funniest.
amindbody 4 years ago
wtf how can you say this is bad...it's like the best ever get a life
joshhere92 4 years ago 3
horrible song its disturbing
gummiworm33 4 years ago
what a bad song. but awesome video
Soccerfan56 4 years ago
The song is :
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touc
lQberN 4 years ago
Shoulda made the video longer but great song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
BILLXBOMER 4 years ago
wats the name of the song??
Hanz213 4 years ago
The bad touch by the bloodhound gang
puggynorris 4 years ago 2
yea..wheres Cristiano ronaldo uh uh uh:D
anyways the video was awesome xD
fernaldinio 4 years ago
tight video and also like song lol
elmatador300 4 years ago
nice video could of done better =p.....any way where was ronaldinho and henry now thats the guys every one wants to see score goals...
frigenhell 4 years ago
im a boy and i just wanna to have sex with a girl that is 16 in a pool
funkyou87 4 years ago
hey dude what is that tight song called plz reply.
eljuandale 4 years ago
its called "ain't nothing but mammals"
fightingking103 4 years ago
thank you m8
eljuandale 4 years ago
anytime:)
fightingking103 4 years ago
sorry... i meant ur shit
kungfruit13 4 years ago
LOL.... shit
kungfruit13 4 years ago
2:12 must've been really embaressing for the goalie.
MedicationsFun 4 years ago
00:50 stupid goalie lol 1:35 0.o reminds me of me lol
SoccerChampKurt 4 years ago
lmao was that a bloodhound gang song?
lotrlegolas92 4 years ago
fuck, the second last one was fucking insane lol, back doored the goalie :P
teh1337pl0xz0rz 4 years ago
is that you asking for input? at the beginning of the video?
rakxzo 4 years ago
this is a fucking soccer video and you put this shit song on it. impressive.
ohyeah11145 4 years ago
thats awesome... but why would put bloodhound gang? as ur song lol
mofosho0 4 years ago
this song is awesome
GAMMAGIC 4 years ago 2
that song sucked but the video was good
Berno64 4 years ago
whats the song name?
elitebose 4 years ago
Yeah, the song really S-U-C-K-S.
Keegalo 5 years ago
awesome video! but the song is poor.
snoopball8 5 years ago