We got youtube,we got computer,we got school,we got books But today something very mysterious has occured,we got no Rebecca Black! So the only option is to close Rebecca Black's youtube down
We got pen, we got pencil, we got ruler, we got crayons, we got school bag, we got books to write about the lord. But the lord in his almighty wisdom has declared that today would be the day that we got no pencil case. Who would do such a ting?! Anyway we got no option to have the rest of the school day off :D
My dad makes these sort of remarks over everything. such as.. '' we got boat, we got rod, we got fishys in the water.. but we aint got no bait! we must clooose the whole beach down
What kind of idiot has to come and here and call this racist? God - there is always ONE ! I will tell the truth - I have worked in the food industry for almost 25 years and believe me, I have worked with people like this. Any excuse to NOT have to work. LOL ! That's what makes these comedy sketches COMEDY GOLD - so well observed and so very accurate. Take it from someone who knows and sees it every day. Precious is accurate. Where so you think they got the idea? Not racist - just fact.
@MrLilort WTF? You say people are "born lazy" and cannot help it? Get a grip on yourself and stop making excuses. People CHOOSE to be lazy. In fact I find your comment lazy. Labelling somebody racist for telling the truth is just laziness so those same people don't ever have to change ("Hhhmmm - I will just call them racist to shut them up, rather than admit I am lazy") Whatever. And how do you know what colour I was talking about? So shut your lazy ass up and stop making excuses.
@sunray1100 I know! Everybody gets confused with racism and stereotypes. Racism is bigotry whereas stereotyping is just a general impression. If we didn't have stereotypes we'd all be the same! :S
if they decided to make a mockery of different ethnicities, then they'd be called racist. but if they were to "do justice" on different people, the tight upper-lipped will be "COME-ON, CMMOONN, COMMMEEE-OOONNN.... WE HAVEN'T GOTT TAAAYM FOR THIS BULLCRAP!! I, SAY, THE POLITICALLY CORRECT TELEVSISION THESE DAYS. I'D RATHER SEE A SHOW THAT SHOWS WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE, COZ THEY ARE AAALLLLL LIKE THAT.
haha, this is funny and of course not true at all. black people are absolutely hard working people. just look at economies with mainly black population ;)
See the thing is, this is a show with 2 people playing the entire cast of an Airport. If there were no people of other races in it there would be as many complaints about this mysteriously white supremacist airport. Theres no implied racism here at all. Its an actor playing a role. Just get over it.
Get over it people...it's fine to have White stereotypes but as soon as there is a black stereotype (and there's no racism even in this) there's a problem...so what if a White man plays a black person in a comedy sketch. Grow up! Btw great vid ;)
Blacking up in this day and age is pretty disgusting. It's pathetic that our state broadcaster pays for Lucas and Walliams to be as racist as they want, and then you ignorant fascists lap it up.
we got coffee,we got cup,we got sugar,we got sweetner,we got full fat milk,we got low fat milk,we got soya milk for the lactose intollerant community and we got gas to make a hot hot fire
"we got coffee, we got cups, we got sugar, we got sweetner, we got full fat milk, we got low fat milk, we got Soya milk for the lactose intolerant community, and we got gas to give us hot, hot fire, but the lord in his almightey wisdom has decided that today would be the day when we got no water!..."
Precious - ....I have no option but to go to london with me sisters and catch the manhatten show of Dirty Dancing, PRAISE THE LORD FOR ITS 2 FOR 1 OFFER!
Plumber- I fixed it
Precious - WHAT?
Plumber : I put a new level pipe in so it should be working for ya, here you go
me and my mum LOVE this
hicoldplay 6 days ago
"May the lord smite thy down!" That should be a new internet meme :)
MoustachesAreEpic 1 week ago
what the furk.....that's the strangest accent ive ever heard ...sounds like an american trying to be irish
daniyellowjello 1 week ago
How is this racist? it is very close to the truth!
badgern100 1 week ago
ultimate evils from Precious there (0:57)
TheNMTW 2 weeks ago
may da lord smite thee down!
MerlinTennant61 2 weeks ago
0:57, precious face!!!!!!!!!!!
MerlinTennant61 2 weeks ago
I LOVE the make up and the whole series! Amazing stuff ;)
jazzybaby449 3 weeks ago
... and we got gas to give us a HOT HOT fire...
upperclassmedia 3 weeks ago
This is racist.
mztriz 1 month ago
@mztriz No it's not.
M4ttM3224 2 weeks ago
praise da lard fer his tooferwun ticket offa
SuperCannonpenis 1 month ago
0:17 Someone please make a dubstep version of this
LucasVlogsTheWorld 1 month ago
HOT HOT FIRE!
MerlinTennant61 1 month ago
Lol Desire' costume on Mattt Lucas
EidahageFeroe 1 month ago
may the lord smit u down
MrShoeyshoeyshoey 1 month ago
poor precious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
helcolina553 1 month ago
@AH3D001 NO U! Muahaha. He will smite you down :3
TheHogsOfWarKing 1 month ago
I love Precious Little :-)
ebland64 1 month ago
Her hate is so... real :)))
ALEX250692 2 months ago
I love precious she's my absouloute fave!!!
freyogirl 2 months ago
@freyogirl hope she's back in season 2 if they make one
LegendarySpardaX 2 months ago
Hope Precious comes back in season 2! :D
Randomizer462 2 months ago
best sketch
legogamer12 2 months ago
We got youtube,we got computer,we got school,we got books But today something very mysterious has occured,we got no Rebecca Black! So the only option is to close Rebecca Black's youtube down
Icestephen67 2 months ago
We got pen, we got pencil, we got ruler, we got crayons, we got school bag, we got books to write about the lord. But the lord in his almighty wisdom has declared that today would be the day that we got no pencil case. Who would do such a ting?! Anyway we got no option to have the rest of the school day off :D
j0sheed00d 2 months ago 28
@j0sheed00d it would be funnier if u said, we have no teacher... so we have the rest of the school day off xP
kritzel789 1 week ago
@j0sheed00d , That is good. No school!
JMJBproductions 1 week ago
me got milk, me got coffee!
TheLittlegoaty 2 months ago
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A TING?
oXStandUpAndScreamXo 2 months ago
Win.
t0talnerd 3 months ago
''May the lord smite thee down'' =D
DUNKNOE1298 3 months ago 5
spam 1
look at her face
HeavenFoot 3 months ago
press 7 she sounds like a frog :)
MrOwenzzz 3 months ago
@MrOwenzzz LOL
mcdonald832011 3 months ago
keep pressing 1 and look at her eyes :D
MrOwenzzz 3 months ago
0:50 WAT
MrOwenzzz 3 months ago
shifty eyes on 0:34 .. wonder who mite of done it, hmmmm.....? ;)
Chazjacker 3 months ago
just a quick message for the people who disliked this - May the lord smite thee down!! >:O and for those who liked it- May the lord praise you :D
Chazjacker 3 months ago
I've fixed it... what...?!?
kwpeter210 3 months ago
May the lord smite those 36 people down
whatleydennis 3 months ago 2
"it looks like someone and i dont know who took a hacksaw to the water-pipe. who would do such a ting?"
thebezzaful 3 months ago
"May the Lord smite thee down." LOVE HER!!
SimplisticIsMe 3 months ago
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nstarable11 3 months ago
They need to make a scene of Omar Baba talks to Precious about her misbehavior XDD!!!
Kaizerassasin 3 months ago
My dad makes these sort of remarks over everything. such as.. '' we got boat, we got rod, we got fishys in the water.. but we aint got no bait! we must clooose the whole beach down
henthorn123 3 months ago 2
I FIXED IT
SwissStar121 3 months ago
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mrdabbleswithpotion 4 months ago
almost a documentary :)
Jensdieter 4 months ago
36 dislikes are lazy people from airport coffee shops who would like to see the Lord smyte us down.
sunray1100 4 months ago
And we got gas! *Farts*
Emmetthowto 4 months ago
Hmm.. I wonder who cut the pipe...
A bit obvious :D
Blizzard8232 4 months ago in playlist Liked
@Blizzard8232 thats the whole point of the joke.
OldieHabbo 4 months ago
What kind of idiot has to come and here and call this racist? God - there is always ONE ! I will tell the truth - I have worked in the food industry for almost 25 years and believe me, I have worked with people like this. Any excuse to NOT have to work. LOL ! That's what makes these comedy sketches COMEDY GOLD - so well observed and so very accurate. Take it from someone who knows and sees it every day. Precious is accurate. Where so you think they got the idea? Not racist - just fact.
sunray1100 4 months ago 20
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MrLilort 4 months ago
@MrLilort WTF? You say people are "born lazy" and cannot help it? Get a grip on yourself and stop making excuses. People CHOOSE to be lazy. In fact I find your comment lazy. Labelling somebody racist for telling the truth is just laziness so those same people don't ever have to change ("Hhhmmm - I will just call them racist to shut them up, rather than admit I am lazy") Whatever. And how do you know what colour I was talking about? So shut your lazy ass up and stop making excuses.
sunray1100 4 months ago
@sunray1100 I know! Everybody gets confused with racism and stereotypes. Racism is bigotry whereas stereotyping is just a general impression. If we didn't have stereotypes we'd all be the same! :S
Flibbertigibbet6 2 weeks ago
cooooFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mrdabbleswithpotion 4 months ago
i'm NOT making fun of "religion". i said what i said about the show.
mrdabbleswithpotion 4 months ago
PRAISE THE LORD THERE 1291 LIKES!
Theakaash123 4 months ago
well today somthing MYSTERIOUS OCCUR!!!
tatula12o 4 months ago
but in retrospect, i did laugh hard on little britain, so it may be one sided for me to complain.
mrdabbleswithpotion 4 months ago
"AAAAALLLLL" (make it all round oooooo)
anyways, at a loss of what to do, they just chose the other extreme.
mrdabbleswithpotion 4 months ago
hmmm....
if they decided to make a mockery of different ethnicities, then they'd be called racist. but if they were to "do justice" on different people, the tight upper-lipped will be "COME-ON, CMMOONN, COMMMEEE-OOONNN.... WE HAVEN'T GOTT TAAAYM FOR THIS BULLCRAP!! I, SAY, THE POLITICALLY CORRECT TELEVSISION THESE DAYS. I'D RATHER SEE A SHOW THAT SHOWS WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE, COZ THEY ARE AAALLLLL LIKE THAT.
mrdabbleswithpotion 4 months ago
Lactose intolerant community
TheGamerBrad 4 months ago
Whhhoooooo would do such a ting?! Haha XD
BVBrule1996 4 months ago
WE GOT GAS TO GIVE US A HOT, HOT FIRE!
Joe2kkz7 4 months ago
"Praaaaise the Lorrrrrd, for the 2 for 1 ticket offer!".......
funkysexy69 4 months ago
dear top comment, WE KNOW.
CrazyVicky3000 4 months ago 3
May the Lord smite thee down...
MBandMF 4 months ago in playlist Come Fly With Me - BBC One
Like this if you think Precious used the hack-saw to cut the pipe.
yasintorkman 4 months ago 4
Love this XXX
SausageRolls2000 4 months ago
may the lord smite thee down
PrettyPrinceOfParty1 5 months ago 2
May the lord smite thee down -_-
xD
LizTheFreakiKid 5 months ago
"Praise the Lord for the two-for-one ticket offer!" =D
accdancer 5 months ago 103
@accdancer Hot, hot fire!
May the Lord smite the down...
HEY! Get away from that fruit machine, it's got my money in there!
PRAIIIISE the Lord for the multipack!
All them FlyLo staff is on strike.
Praise the Lord for the £30 jackpot!
You tights is falling down!
CLOSED!
TheHogsOfWarKing 1 month ago
May da lord smaite dee doawn !!!!!!
O.o
lidzyboo 5 months ago 4
36 people would do such a thing!
djnorge 5 months ago
Damn he is such a good actor. He can imitate everyone
metadera 5 months ago
Why is almost every comment just a quote of the video?
spider23000 6 months ago
is she supposed to a British Jamaican ...I hear a faint hint of a Jamaican accent ??? o.O
geminidtf 6 months ago
@geminidtf Yes and he's spot on with it!!
DG3744 2 months ago
hahaha, eerst geen koffie, dan geen bekers, en nu geen water hahaha geweldig!
NLxPhinkbabexNL 6 months ago
lord has decided that today be the day we have no water! :L haha
HunnieeBuniee1 6 months ago
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FlatWhites 6 months ago
Hilarious!
FlatWhites 6 months ago
may the lord smite thee down
pokespritelord 6 months ago
LOL! Cracks me up every time :D
BenBurnley30 6 months ago
I luv the accent xD
SaphiraSiLva001 6 months ago
haha, this is funny and of course not true at all. black people are absolutely hard working people. just look at economies with mainly black population ;)
Europe3000 6 months ago
wuzzzzzzup2727 youre dumb
mohamed53511 6 months ago
Blackface is not acceptable, and if you disagree then you're a cryptofascist
ClawMD 6 months ago
How hard is it to understand that a white man wearing blackface and putting on an accent is racist?
ClawMD 6 months ago
@ClawMD if you dont like it then dont watch it
ghost32839 6 months ago
gas for hot hot fire!!
TheJohn7528 6 months ago
See the thing is, this is a show with 2 people playing the entire cast of an Airport. If there were no people of other races in it there would be as many complaints about this mysteriously white supremacist airport. Theres no implied racism here at all. Its an actor playing a role. Just get over it.
Sonikgav 6 months ago
It's fine to have a white stereotype because white people haven't been subject to systematic discrimination for hundreds of years.
ClawMD 6 months ago
@ClawMD just grow the fuck up man!!
ghost32839 6 months ago
Get over it people...it's fine to have White stereotypes but as soon as there is a black stereotype (and there's no racism even in this) there's a problem...so what if a White man plays a black person in a comedy sketch. Grow up! Btw great vid ;)
Andy165904 6 months ago
Blacking up in this day and age is pretty disgusting. It's pathetic that our state broadcaster pays for Lucas and Walliams to be as racist as they want, and then you ignorant fascists lap it up.
ClawMD 6 months ago
Another episode - she don't got no cups! I LOVE this show!!!
ebland64 6 months ago
Whooo wudd du such a ting??
jimmeh86 6 months ago
You like dushi from Ushi&Dushi :D LOL
PrinceFantasia 6 months ago
Blackface? Acceptable entertainment in this day and age is seriously god damn blackface? Y'all some racists.
OhMyThatIsUnusual 6 months ago 3
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0.57 "May the Lord smite thee down." o_O
SeddieCreddieRusher 6 months ago
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chicaneer 6 months ago
may thee lord smite thee down!!!! lol
gwaci12 6 months ago
press 1 for yea suker!!!!
2000GSC 6 months ago
You do know this is matt Lucas
XxM3RKSTRIK3xX 6 months ago
is it me or does she sound a lot like bubbles XD
syitsu 6 months ago
we got coffee,we got cup,we got sugar,we got sweetner,we got full fat milk,we got low fat milk,we got soya milk for the lactose intollerant community and we got gas to make a hot hot fire
blackopssk8123 6 months ago
0:33 who would do such a ting ?
thebezzaful 7 months ago
I love how she says:
"looks like someone, and i dont know who! has taken a hacksaw and cut through the water pipe! Who would do such a thing?!"
I love how she acts suprised and pretends someone else has done it, when we all know shes done it to bunk off work! lol :D
MrBJC1996 7 months ago
she looks like mark morrison
zooba999 7 months ago
We got gas to give us a hot hot fire! lmao
1999tw 7 months ago in playlist Comedy
21 ppl got also no water!
bongfrosch88 7 months ago
PRECIOUS RULES!!!!
mikuru822 7 months ago
HOT HOT FIRE
jamestreet 7 months ago
Has anyone found on here the clip where Taaj hunted down Rupert Grint??? I LOVED that.
Stefernie2 7 months ago
Precious <3 haha.
Stefernie2 7 months ago
Praise the lord for the 2 for 1 ticket offer! :D
EllieZEBRA 7 months ago
fuckin sexy plumber
thatstheone87 7 months ago
"We got gas to give us a hot hot fire!"
SimonGrosvenorJames 7 months ago
why has theshow stoped?
nsm54 7 months ago
why does jessie j keep popping up go away but yeah this scene is funny
bubblesdaveare 7 months ago
Why has the video transcripts got all the thumbs up?
vincent7487 7 months ago 58
@vincent7487
I know, it's not even the full version, they forgot to "Praise de lord for de two for one ticket offer!!!"
NekoChanMaasta 4 months ago
Lol
Marvelman156 7 months ago
am i the only one with a boner?
larnee96 7 months ago 5
ermmmm of course she cut the pipes, thats the whole point of her sketch! she even bought tickets in advance....
DeaMay2 7 months ago
@DeaMay2 That's the whole point! She says stuff like "Who would do such a thing?!" etc !!!! So she can "diguise" as if it weren't her!!!
JBROCKS285 7 months ago
@JBROCKS285 i was saying that in reply to someone who didnt get the sketch......i agree with you
DeaMay2 4 months ago
@DeaMay2 Oh right... sorry?
JBROCKS285 4 months ago
Best character in this.
lozimondi1 7 months ago
ok i need to know the plumber. who is he?
9razzler9 8 months ago
I can't tell if that's an Irish or Jamaican accent, lol, either way hilarious video.
Yeah, I know, there aren't many Irish blacks, but there are a few.
skiggy007 8 months ago
....and we got the gas to give us the hot hot fire......
GDOTV1 8 months ago 3
I think she cut the pipes!
futuredoc2014 8 months ago
hot hot fire :D
Marieblink182 8 months ago
LOL her accent
tropical1234567891 8 months ago
@velvetyblock it's a he acting a she XD
RoadKill255 8 months ago
never ceases to make me laugh :D
cphackers123 8 months ago
May the lord smite thee down.....
KaramTheWolf 8 months ago
i love the accent she has~
velvetyblock 8 months ago
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0wexfaron 8 months ago
"we got coffee, we got cups, we got sugar, we got sweetner, we got full fat milk, we got low fat milk, we got Soya milk for the lactose intolerant community, and we got gas to give us hot, hot fire, but the lord in his almightey wisdom has decided that today would be the day when we got no water!..."
Plumber: "I've fixed it!!"
Precious: " May the lord smite thee down"
gallifreyious 8 months ago 132
@gallifreyious
When he/she says the smiting bit, he/she sounds like the head Knight who says' NI from MP and the Holy Grail
TheJailProductions 5 months ago
@TheJailProductions yeah now you say it!
gallifreyious 5 months ago
@gallifreyious Oh, thank God you wrote that all down for me. For a minute there I couldn't tell what she was saying...
anuploader 4 months ago
@anuploader Don't worry, I didn't either at first, but she speaks like my aunt so I have had practice. *grins*
gallifreyious 4 months ago
looks like somewon "AND I DON'T KNOW WHO!!!" has broken the pipe. "WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING"!!!
tasneefstar 8 months ago
whys every one saying " may the lord smight thee down?"
quitypop 8 months ago
@quitypop try watching the video before commenting and you might know idiot.
slayerr4365 8 months ago
@slayerr4365 omg IDIOT read what i said
quitypop 8 months ago
What?
MAY THY LORD SMITE THY DOWN!
ItsEllman 8 months ago
may the loord smight ye down!!
baloon671 8 months ago
May the lord smite thee down! That was hilarious!
UKAFHelpline1 8 months ago
PRAISE THE LORD FOR THE 2 FOR 1 TICKET OFFER!
MrShadowmist18 8 months ago
May the lord smite you down.
1jak94 8 months ago
Looks like SOMEONE has taken a hacksaw to the water pipes. Who (Precious) would do such a thing? LOL! I love it!!!
McBeck1960 8 months ago
may thee lord smite the down
lol
molemanudy 8 months ago
"HAWT HAWT FAYAR"
aimannorzahariwod 8 months ago
Precious - ....I have no option but to go to london with me sisters and catch the manhatten show of Dirty Dancing, PRAISE THE LORD FOR ITS 2 FOR 1 OFFER!
Plumber- I fixed it
Precious - WHAT?
Plumber : I put a new level pipe in so it should be working for ya, here you go
Precious : May Thee Lord Smite Thee Down
HAHAHA love!!!
kellyyrose 8 months ago
looooooooooooooooooooooool
youpoptube1 8 months ago
its SMITE THEE DOWN.....mark thy down, oh dear FAIL
georgeyboy001 8 months ago
May the lord smite thee down!
NPThirteen 8 months ago
We got soya, for da lactose intolerant community!
musicalmolly 9 months ago
that is so gay but really funny
333Randy333 9 months ago
But the lord, in his almighty wisdom as decided this be the day the we got no water!
benjaminambrose1994 9 months ago
PRAISE DA LORD
lol
may the lords mark thy down
hehe
MWAHLOVESYOUH 9 months ago
Haha its soo scary how much Precious looks like my form tutor! :L
LorenContostavlos 9 months ago
''We got coffe''
''We got cup''
''We got sugur''
''We got sweetner''
''We got full fat milk''
''We low fat milk''
''We got soyer milk, for the lactose intollerant community'' LOL!
Wuzzzzzup2727 9 months ago 96
@Wuzzzzzup2727 mmm HOT HOT FIRE!
spoonkyea 7 months ago
I am wondering how the hell he got his skin very black
Boomguy88 9 months ago
Love it every time the narrator says: " Precious is having to close early"
PunjabYT 9 months ago 2