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  • me and my mum LOVE this

  • "May the lord smite thy down!" That should be a new internet meme :)

  • what the furk.....that's the strangest accent ive ever heard ...sounds like an american trying to be irish

  • How is this racist? it is very close to the truth!

  • ultimate evils from Precious there (0:57)

  • may da lord smite thee down!

  • 0:57, precious face!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I LOVE the make up and the whole series! Amazing stuff ;)

  • ... and we got gas to give us a HOT HOT fire...

  • This is racist.

  • @mztriz No it's not.

  • praise da lard fer his tooferwun ticket offa

  • 0:17 Someone please make a dubstep version of this

  • HOT HOT FIRE!

  • Lol Desire' costume on Mattt Lucas

  • may the lord smit u down

  • poor precious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @AH3D001 NO U! Muahaha. He will smite you down :3

  • I love Precious Little :-)

  • Her hate is so... real :))) 

  • I love precious she's my absouloute fave!!!

  • @freyogirl hope she's back in season 2 if they make one

  • Hope Precious comes back in season 2! :D

  • best sketch

  • We got youtube,we got computer,we got school,we got books But today something very mysterious has occured,we got no Rebecca Black! So the only option is to close Rebecca Black's youtube down

  • We got pen, we got pencil, we got ruler, we got crayons, we got school bag, we got books to write about the lord. But the lord in his almighty wisdom has declared that today would be the day that we got no pencil case. Who would do such a ting?! Anyway we got no option to have the rest of the school day off :D

  • @j0sheed00d it would be funnier if u said, we have no teacher... so we have the rest of the school day off xP

  • @j0sheed00d , That is good. No school!

  • me got milk, me got coffee!

  • WHO WOULD DO SUCH A TING?

  • Win.

  • ''May the lord smite thee down'' =D

  • spam 1

    look at her face

  • press 7 she sounds like a frog :)

  • @MrOwenzzz LOL

    

  • keep pressing 1 and look at her eyes :D

  • 0:50 WAT

  • shifty eyes on 0:34 .. wonder who mite of done it, hmmmm.....? ;)

  • just a quick message for the people who disliked this - May the lord smite thee down!! >:O and for those who liked it- May the lord praise you :D

  • I've fixed it... what...?!?

  • May the lord smite those 36 people down

  • "it looks like someone and i dont know who took a hacksaw to the water-pipe. who would do such a ting?"

  • "May the Lord smite thee down." LOVE HER!!

  • They need to make a scene of Omar Baba talks to Precious about her misbehavior XDD!!!

  • My dad makes these sort of remarks over everything. such as.. '' we got boat, we got rod, we got fishys in the water.. but we aint got no bait! we must clooose the whole beach down

  • I FIXED IT

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  • almost a documentary :)

  • 36 dislikes are lazy people from airport coffee shops who would like to see the Lord smyte us down.

  • And we got gas! *Farts*

  • Hmm.. I wonder who cut the pipe...

    A bit obvious :D

  • @Blizzard8232 thats the whole point of the joke.

  • What kind of idiot has to come and here and call this racist? God - there is always ONE ! I will tell the truth - I have worked in the food industry for almost 25 years and believe me, I have worked with people like this. Any excuse to NOT have to work. LOL ! That's what makes these comedy sketches COMEDY GOLD - so well observed and so very accurate. Take it from someone who knows and sees it every day. Precious is accurate. Where so you think they got the idea? Not racist - just fact.

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  • @MrLilort WTF? You say people are "born lazy" and cannot help it? Get a grip on yourself and stop making excuses. People CHOOSE to be lazy. In fact I find your comment lazy. Labelling somebody racist for telling the truth is just laziness so those same people don't ever have to change ("Hhhmmm - I will just call them racist to shut them up, rather than admit I am lazy") Whatever. And how do you know what colour I was talking about? So shut your lazy ass up and stop making excuses.

  • @sunray1100 I know! Everybody gets confused with racism and stereotypes. Racism is bigotry whereas stereotyping is just a general impression. If we didn't have stereotypes we'd all be the same! :S

  • cooooFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • i'm NOT making fun of "religion". i said what i said about the show.

  • PRAISE THE LORD THERE 1291 LIKES!

  • well today somthing MYSTERIOUS OCCUR!!!

  • but in retrospect, i did laugh hard on little britain, so it may be one sided for me to complain.

  • "AAAAALLLLL" (make it all round oooooo)

    anyways, at a loss of what to do, they just chose the other extreme.

  • hmmm....

    if they decided to make a mockery of different ethnicities, then they'd be called racist. but if they were to "do justice" on different people, the tight upper-lipped will be "COME-ON, CMMOONN, COMMMEEE-OOONNN.... WE HAVEN'T GOTT TAAAYM FOR THIS BULLCRAP!! I, SAY, THE POLITICALLY CORRECT TELEVSISION THESE DAYS. I'D RATHER SEE A SHOW THAT SHOWS WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE, COZ THEY ARE AAALLLLL LIKE THAT.

  • Lactose intolerant community

  • Whhhoooooo would do such a ting?! Haha XD

  • WE GOT GAS TO GIVE US A HOT, HOT FIRE!

  • "Praaaaise the Lorrrrrd, for the 2 for 1 ticket offer!".......

  • dear top comment, WE KNOW.

  • May the Lord smite thee down...

  • Like this if you think Precious used the hack-saw to cut the pipe.

  • Love this XXX

  • may the lord smite thee down

  • May the lord smite thee down -_-

    xD

  • "Praise the Lord for the two-for-one ticket offer!" =D

  • @accdancer Hot, hot fire!

    May the Lord smite the down...

    HEY! Get away from that fruit machine, it's got my money in there!

    PRAIIIISE the Lord for the multipack!

    All them FlyLo staff is on strike.

    Praise the Lord for the £30 jackpot!

    You tights is falling down!

    CLOSED!

  • May da lord smaite dee doawn !!!!!!

    O.o

  • 36 people would do such a thing!

  • Damn he is such a good actor. He can imitate everyone

  • Why is almost every comment just a quote of the video?

  • is she supposed to a British Jamaican ...I hear a faint hint of a Jamaican accent ??? o.O

  • @geminidtf  Yes and he's spot on with it!!

  • hahaha, eerst geen koffie, dan geen bekers, en nu geen water hahaha geweldig!

  • lord has decided that today be the day we have no water! :L haha

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  • Hilarious!

  • may the lord smite thee down

  • LOL! Cracks me up every time :D

  • I luv the accent xD

  • haha, this is funny and of course not true at all. black people are absolutely hard working people. just look at economies with mainly black population ;)

  • wuzzzzzzup2727 youre dumb

  • Blackface is not acceptable, and if you disagree then you're a cryptofascist

  • How hard is it to understand that a white man wearing blackface and putting on an accent is racist?

  • @ClawMD if you dont like it then dont watch it

  • gas for hot hot fire!!

  • See the thing is, this is a show with 2 people playing the entire cast of an Airport. If there were no people of other races in it there would be as many complaints about this mysteriously white supremacist airport. Theres no implied racism here at all. Its an actor playing a role. Just get over it.

  • It's fine to have a white stereotype because white people haven't been subject to systematic discrimination for hundreds of years.

  • @ClawMD just grow the fuck up man!!

  • Get over it people...it's fine to have White stereotypes but as soon as there is a black stereotype (and there's no racism even in this) there's a problem...so what if a White man plays a black person in a comedy sketch. Grow up! Btw great vid ;)

  • Blacking up in this day and age is pretty disgusting. It's pathetic that our state broadcaster pays for Lucas and Walliams to be as racist as they want, and then you ignorant fascists lap it up.

  • Another episode - she don't got no cups! I LOVE this show!!!

  • Whooo wudd du such a ting??

  • You like dushi from Ushi&Dushi :D LOL

  • Blackface? Acceptable entertainment in this day and age is seriously god damn blackface? Y'all some racists.

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  • may thee lord smite thee down!!!! lol

  • press 1 for yea suker!!!!

  • You do know this is matt Lucas

  • is it me or does she sound a lot like bubbles XD

  • we got coffee,we got cup,we got sugar,we got sweetner,we got full fat milk,we got low fat milk,we got soya milk for the lactose intollerant community and we got gas to make a hot hot fire

  • 0:33 who would do such a ting ? 

  • I love how she says:

    "looks like someone, and i dont know who! has taken a hacksaw and cut through the water pipe! Who would do such a thing?!"

    I love how she acts suprised and pretends someone else has done it, when we all know shes done it to bunk off work! lol :D

  • she looks like mark morrison

  • We got gas to give us a hot hot fire! lmao

  • 21 ppl got also no water!

  • PRECIOUS RULES!!!!

  • HOT HOT FIRE

    

  • Has anyone found on here the clip where Taaj hunted down Rupert Grint??? I LOVED that.

  • Precious <3 haha.

  • Praise the lord for the 2 for 1 ticket offer! :D

  • fuckin sexy plumber

  • "We got gas to give us a hot hot fire!"

  • why has theshow stoped?

  • why does jessie j keep popping up go away but yeah this scene is funny

  • Why has the video transcripts got all the thumbs up?

  • @vincent7487

    I know, it's not even the full version, they forgot to "Praise de lord for de two for one ticket offer!!!"

  • Lol

  • am i the only one with a boner?

  • ermmmm of course she cut the pipes, thats the whole point of her sketch! she even bought tickets in advance....

  • @DeaMay2 That's the whole point! She says stuff like "Who would do such a thing?!" etc !!!! So she can "diguise" as if it weren't her!!!

  • @JBROCKS285 i was saying that in reply to someone who didnt get the sketch......i agree with you

  • @DeaMay2 Oh right... sorry?

  • Best character in this.

  • ok i need to know the plumber. who is he?

  • I can't tell if that's an Irish or Jamaican accent, lol, either way hilarious video.

    Yeah, I know, there aren't many Irish blacks, but there are a few.

  • ....and we got the gas to give us the hot hot fire......

  • I think she cut the pipes!

  • hot hot fire :D

  • LOL her accent 

  • @velvetyblock it's a he acting a she XD

  • never ceases to make me laugh :D

  • May the lord smite thee down.....

  • i love the accent she has~

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  • "we got coffee, we got cups, we got sugar, we got sweetner, we got full fat milk, we got low fat milk, we got Soya milk for the lactose intolerant community, and we got gas to give us hot, hot fire, but the lord in his almightey wisdom has decided that today would be the day when we got no water!..."

    Plumber: "I've fixed it!!"

    Precious: " May the lord smite thee down"

  • @gallifreyious

    When he/she says the smiting bit, he/she sounds like the head Knight who says' NI from MP and the Holy Grail

  • @TheJailProductions yeah now you say it!

  • @gallifreyious Oh, thank God you wrote that all down for me. For a minute there I couldn't tell what she was saying...

  • @anuploader Don't worry, I didn't either at first, but she speaks like my aunt so I have had practice. *grins*

  • looks like somewon "AND I DON'T KNOW WHO!!!" has broken the pipe. "WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING"!!!

  • whys every one saying " may the lord smight thee down?"

  • @quitypop try watching the video before commenting and you might know idiot.

  • @slayerr4365 omg IDIOT read what i said

  • What?

    MAY THY LORD SMITE THY DOWN!

  • may the loord smight ye down!!

  • May the lord smite thee down! That was hilarious!

  • PRAISE THE LORD FOR THE 2 FOR 1 TICKET OFFER!

  • May the lord smite you down.

  • Looks like SOMEONE has taken a hacksaw to the water pipes. Who (Precious) would do such a thing? LOL! I love it!!!

  • may thee lord smite the down

    lol

  • "HAWT HAWT FAYAR"

  • Precious - ....I have no option but to go to london with me sisters and catch the manhatten show of Dirty Dancing, PRAISE THE LORD FOR ITS 2 FOR 1 OFFER!

    Plumber- I fixed it

    Precious - WHAT?

    Plumber : I put a new level pipe in so it should be working for ya, here you go

    Precious : May Thee Lord Smite Thee Down

    HAHAHA love!!!

  • looooooooooooooooooooooool

  • its SMITE THEE DOWN.....mark thy down, oh dear FAIL

  • May the lord smite thee down!

  • We got soya, for da lactose intolerant community!

  • that is so gay but really funny

  • But the lord, in his almighty wisdom as decided this be the day the we got no water!

  • PRAISE DA LORD

    lol

    may the lords mark thy down

    hehe

  • Haha its soo scary how much Precious looks like my form tutor! :L

  • ''We got coffe''

    ''We got cup''

    ''We got sugur''

    ''We got sweetner''

    ''We got full fat milk''

    ''We low fat milk''

    ''We got soyer milk, for the lactose intollerant community'' LOL!

  • @Wuzzzzzup2727 mmm HOT HOT FIRE!

  • I am wondering how the hell he got his skin very black

  • Love it every time the narrator says: " Precious is having to close early"