How to Use Japanese Toilet!

[Rezard]

if you lost balance, you gona fall down on shit

[TheePrestonChannel]

would it just be easier just to goto mc donalds and have a shit there

[Tenki09]

I really wonder why japs English pronunciation is this bad.

[bluelavah]

I just love ot in the end how the guy cassually walks away

[rockergod789]

i've heard squatting to poo is better for you than sitting.

[MisterScrutinizer]

Thele's a hidden camela in the peliscope. Be sule to hide youl penis.

[LTZUESS]

i dont rike the rooks of this the onwe way if if i had a bud white

[thugangel662]

That's Pepsi Man's anorexic cousin

[DriggerX900]

........what if you shit on your pants

[leondreaq]

0:54 JUNK

[AWorldTooFull]

Dude, when I went to Tokyo for 5 months, I had to use one of these one time... Never again! x(

[polargirl134]

lovely..

[carlawon]

out of blacks, whites, asians, and hispanics blue people sure have the smallest peckers!

[shay1992ify]

@carlawon LOL

[CamperBiffles]

that guy sure is sexy!

[typicalturds]

what if you have diarrhea and it splashes everywhere

[MichaelMashburn]

I feel like I would have to be completely naked for this to not turn out badly lol

[homsar955]

@MichaelMashburn For real. Oh well I'd just wear skirts more often :)

[45lollipop]

More importantly how do you wash your hands??? 0_o

[MyPiNKCooKieS]

How do you flush !?!?

[MAJazzy08]

that seems ways to difficult

[CHILE4NAKS]

i luv shit on my back pockets! ingenious!

[supersonic71097]

Jokes that could have been used:

1) I'm blue, la da dee la da die!!!

2) Meanwhile, in America...

[UraraUrameshi]

水を流せよ！

[Vonjibbler89]

Great video I was just wondering why you faced the toilet instead of away.

[SerenityCrysweet]

this is a major ewwwww filthy if you miss aim you shit down your pants and trousers i couldnt shit crouching you need a seat

[impinkiee2]

how can we flush!!!

[blullby852]

Looks like if you have diareha then it'll either overflow the toilet or you'll be sitting In your own crap

[oneangstrom]

ありがとう、うんこをするがんばって！

[iiKitty03]

So old style. I rather take off my bottom and use it. Why? Cause I dont want to mess up my clothes.

[irishmanisme]

Dirty bastard. He only wiped one and didn't even check the toilet paper to see if the job was done

[shcools]

@irishmanisme actually he just rubbed his butt cheeks with it

[PandaLuvApplePie]

When I went to hong kong and was waiting for my transfer last month I encountered this kind of toilet.

Me: WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?

I was so lucky i found a toilet i consider normal....

[mjescher1]

gay

[HUSTLEBANE]

you barbarians

[shoogeveen]

Don't forget to frush!

[crazynicbob1997]

I think il just poop my pants or get adult dipers instead of having to look like a dog pooing

[BlackgoldTwinduck]

hm if you shit in there be careful you can step into your little brown friend

[pgbruiser]

Nothing like taking a dump in your back pants pocket.

[sngoku]

So they want to prevent butt germs from touching but hand germs (on the grip) are ok?

[RorschachMoonwalks]

Well, time to cancel my trip to Japan

[mathegiik]

And please remember to wash your hands! ;D

[lvboats]

What happens if your overweight?

[UltimateNirvana1]

Now, japan has upgraded to high tech toilets. Most of them can spray air, heat the seats, and give you a wash.

[LoveToDayDream]

why cant they make a simple toliet?...well i guess thats just japan.

[aaindahouse]

imagine being drunk and trying to balance yourself to have a shit on that fucking thing!!

[88davey]

i bet all japanese have good flexibility in their hips!!

[ThEMolDYtacoZ]

at 0:32 he is masterbatinjg

[idogandk9]

ok than how do u flush cause i saw no botton X)

[T16Akatsuki]

whenever i go over to japan, i'll just shit in the corner and write in a brown sharpie im foreign in japanese next to it

[PoweringUnknown]

down't forguet tou frush

[orchimaru123]

what if you were crouching and taking a shit and you fall in the toilet and the shit goes on you thats not coolxD

[JimBillBumblefuck]

AH GOD I SWEAR THAT BACKGROUND MUSIC IS HAUNTING ME. I've heard it in about 10 different places today.

[analyzingfunny]

That is just fucking stupid. Why dont put someplace to sit and ahit?

[supersillyjelly]

dude does ur crap just roll down into the hole? cuz he isnt over the hole! it kinda just dribbles down, right?

[alicegal777]

@supersillyjelly you flush it

[NewSheeptor]

Isn't it a coinsidence how the hands shaking when hes laying a log?

[DarkConstruction]

lol you got those same kind of old skool things in France... u take a shit (if u can) and when u flush u need to get the hell out of the fucking toilet room before the water splashes all over you!!!

[cobraopts7]

you would think the japanese would learn that a regular toilet is way better

[alicegal777]

@cobraopts7 it may be easier, but this way is better for your intestine health

[cobraopts7]

@alicegal777 how tell me how is a ceramic bowl going to help your intestines unless its a magic toilet the Japanese toilet is the same as a regular toilet just the regular one isn't ridiculous to use ill stick with a regular toilet

[alicegal777]

@cobraopts7 ok, genius, it's the position that helps intestine health. not the toilet itself. it's the way people have crapped for thousands of years before the sitting toilets were invented and they didnt have nearly all the intestinal and colon problems that we have today. and actually these are more clean than sitting toilets. think about it. it's really gross to put your bare butt where someone else's has been. this way, nothing touches anywhere.

[arrowhead5543]

Thanks! Now I know how to use a Japanese toilet!

[ifell5feetdood]

when you finish you wipe your buttah wiz-umpah. lol wut 0:41

[ifell5feetdood]

oh By duh Vay dohn vohget to frush

[startrekredneck]

how does one flush?

[dweelieghanne]

why. just why.

[rosesword23]

You forgot to wash hands

[tantoedge]

....yeah, there's a reason I call it the throne room.

[AngryF4ce]

i always wondered how to use one of those!

[khaostim666]

Why dont they just install normal toilets?

[choconinny]

WTF did I just watch?

[lemonbuster288]

@NyulaRaeGlamour same

[mbunny076]

Japanese never have the runs? Or they'd never designed the most idiotic toilet ever. Same with the French, Italian, and Spanish...

[Snpdrgon]

why..is this better than western commodes??

[Ribon1004]

Buht ders no frusha D:

[NanoCharat]

It sounds like he said "Take a crapping posture" o_o

[urdoomed3]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLOSHER

[SpeculPeple]

no more cold toilet seats xD

[Go0ochie]

that sheet metal toilet paper sure looks comfortable.

[KichuFanGirl]

Don't Vorry. I vill explain how to obercome dis crisis....

I do hope so........

[velocityreptile]

When you pee, it goes right in your pants!

[sircraigery]

What about washing hands after? Not in Japan?

[artz900]

HOW DO YOU FLUSH????

[crazyhillbillies]

lmao drop the pant and underwear 

[Moneyshotxxl]

i love the sheet metal caca wood

[ThatIsWackSon]

what if u pee when u poop?

[POTATOESLOL]

@ThatIsWackSon And when i poop I pee freely!

Just aim down.

[draco5tube]

I think i would sit down anyways

[draco5tube]

I would be afraid of stepping on my own shit

[LaraCroftfan55]

do u wash your hands?

[rhiannon650]

it didnt wash its hands

[xydoit]

REGULAR TOILET AT JAPAN? WEIRD

[sashakemo]

Warning: You might poop or pee in your pants

[gbarassi]

@sashakemo I would recommend to take the pants off

[Milsap98]

The most pointless toilet ever.

[8bitPikachu]

there is a reason why its called "stool" and you do it on a "thrown"

THERE SUPPOST TO BE A CHAIR

[animedrawer777]

Wait... How are we going to read the news paper while taking a massive shit. Oh they have a button to spawn the news paper. But wouldn't we need a "Translator"

[draco5tube]

@animedrawer777 I guess you cant HAHAHAHAHAH

[stevenscottoddballz]

I was JUST wondering about the flushing, when he said, "Don't forget to flush.".

[draco5tube]

@stevenscottoddballz You push it out with your hands

[atul0002]

wtf he tells us to fruhs(flush) but the dude in the video just walks away

[ColacX]

i hate thoose things i always get pee on my shoes

[ledzepgurl]

you can use the handle bars to brace yourself when you got a big shit coming

[BlueRice]

@ledzepgurl what if you are diable like no hand to grab?

[cincnan]

@ledzepgurl actually it's a flap that rests on the roll to keep the toilet paper from advancing 10 ft if you pull too hard

[crazeguy26]

@ledzepgurl AHHHHHH!!! HERE IS COMES!!!!!

[MissHell420]

@ledzepgurl I'm laughing wildly because of your comment

[blythewoodbaseball]

wut if u hav like explosiv diahria and it goes like everywhere

[syacat23]

"don't forget to flush"? How DO you flush? o.0

[BLANKMEMORYDATA]

@syacat23 "don't forget to flush" translated: "doh frogeh 2 fruhss"

[pedrokahuku]

Chubbys better hold that shit for days, hahahahahaaa.

[leoca]

That's nasty.

[LuckyLemming]

It's like yoga; the shitting stance.

[gabebm]

hahahahh his hand shakes and then he grabs the pole

[ThaNorwegianDude]

seriously wtf?

[ADGJLONG1]

dont like it

[dasgregorian]

A: The "put your pants back" step is unnecessary. 

B: he said frush.

[REDSAMURAI307]

it seems like a dumb idea of a video. but i know for damn sure i didn't know how to do that. lol. its sad when you need a 'how to' video to use the damn toilet. lmao. cool though. glad i saw this. i plan to go to japan soon, and if i didn't see this i would have been totally lost....and i can just see me standing there staring at the damn thing wondering how to use it, while i gotta go really bad! damn...i can so see something like that happening to me. so glad i saw this. lawl.

[cl1azn]

how do you flush anyway?

[Meezletoe]

@cl1azn Right?!?!

[sylvur]

That's pretty awesome! So much more sanitary than the ones we sit on here in North America. :D

[boyintheiceberg97]

don't froget to frush!

[ProblmSolvd]

the guy didnt flush... and i think he shat in his back pocket

[vwlolfordlol]

i did this, i did a crajing posture

[ayoama]

BELLISSIMO.

[emojio8]

Japanese style toilet is decreasing nowadays in Japan.

[kairiharunoo]

lol so funy when they took the pant of

[denikson3]

"oh btw, dont forget to flush" :D

[denikson3]

BEST VIDEO EVAR!!!!!!!!!!

[Sanosuke004]

ha ha ha... the squat toilet is more cleaner than a sit-down toilet.. do yourselves a favor and check out how much bacteria you leave behind on the -seat- as opposed to how much bacteria you leave on a squat type toilet as no part of your body touches it. ;)

[funkypepperz]

try using one without the hand rail

[runefigter5RS]

iv tried one of those!!

[DogLover1507]

this....is...disturbing...O.o

[lexmark136]

wtf? can someone living in japan tell me if this is for real?? it just seems so... outdated. its no better than taking a crap in a forest hahah

[Sanosuke004]

This is for real and they often are seen now more on the shinkansen trains :)

[lexmark136]

@Sanosuke004 but why use that instead of a sit-down toilet? it looks so primitive...

[Sanosuke004]

its cleaner than a sit-down toilet. :)

[emorocklover]

@lexmark136 Very true. Seen once in a while in manga even.

[Snipadude47]

0_o

scaaarrryyyyyy

[syarara7315]

なつかしいー

[flyffxtreme]

.. weird japanese people..

[rynestubbs]

don't forget to frush!

[bellylaughing]

not so bad to use, just different than what Westerners are used to.

[Warrior536]

I still prefer traditional toilet with seats personaly.

[Moobysnax]

I'd be afraid of shitting on my pants or pissing on them

[o0kittin0o]

how the hell do you flush?

[nobodyisname]

Looks like I'm going to have to hold it all through my trip because I'm too stupid to to take a shit in a foreign country.

[AVIATIO]

What if you piss on your pants....

[cocksnap123]

oh, by da vay, dont foget to frush

[AlwinRoth]

@cocksnap123

made my day.

[SoraSerenity]

@cocksnap123 oh by da vay, yu shound rike a rashishit ashhole

[FinancialProdigy202]

yeah these things arent super fun to use :(.

[chrstilen5]

What is you nid to pie? and number 2 att the same time????

[KHyaoiRiso]

for some reason this reminds me of the toilet in mexico...which is just a hole in the ground -_-'

[LUNA71CHEVY]

is that a holyshit bar like the ones in cars

[BlackLookingGlass]

Great.. I love to shit and piss on my own pants, and then have them dunked in a piss hole in the floor when I use the bathroom. Wonderful!

[1245678987]

reply to AdrianeandJane110

ya.. thats waht i thought then i just went hmm.. put ur back against wall maybe so it supports you but a regular toilet is easier to use

[Mydako]

I'm glad he reminds us to put our pants and underwear back on...

[rockinrolla13]

But what if we don't want to... :(

jk xD

[Athaleth]

Yeah, I mean its not necessary to explain how to flush, but to put the clothes back on is a REALLY big thing we'd all forget xDD

[kedref]

lol

[sonicfan841]

Haha lol who the heck would go to them toilets

[antiswattt]

hahahhhahah i would totally shit my pants first time i tried that.. btw you will be just like a bitch pissing in the woods when you take a piss with this one q:

[homsly]

i would prolly end up hovering over my pants and shit in my pants o.O xD

[gareler]

cant they put a normal toilet, it would be more easy?? i mean fuck that

[yatocke2]

how do you flush it lol

[imtiaz90]

thats a squat toilet anyway....

[AdrianeandJane110]

...i guess ur less likely to getsome nasty germs but the pole, im not so sure.

[DarkDragonGirlY]

UH/ how exactly do you flush?

[fennnyyy]

I had that toilet when I was little.