Castlevania SOTN Original Dialog

[voooldo]

I used to be an human like you, but enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!!!

[sideburn260]

can I get some eggs to go with that ham?

[sideburn260]

such a hammy fucking performance

[sideburn260]

God, what a ham!

[dioxideuniversal]

ho ha ha

[SlipySama]

it took me untill today to realize by what he meant mankind ill needs a savior such as you when i was a kid i was like why the fuck do ill people need dracula lol

[Astraknight]

Ah, the Castlevania "spoony bard". This will always be the only version of the intro in my heart.

[ozzymustaine]

"What is a Youtube? A miserable little pile of videos"

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

*plays Might is Right But Tight*

[mtjpb001]

Oh god so many epic comments

[maxacorn]

its so cheesy but by god, it works!

[Jdeadevil]

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETSS

[Soundwave401]

Richter: "Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."

Dracula: "What is a man?"

Richter: "Miserable Anal Nourishment?"

Dracula: "EXACTLY!! But enough talk. HAVE AT YOU!"

[dapithapon]

why does everyone hate this? I find it good, it's just like a stage play rather than a movie

[NephandiMan]

ONE miserable little secret! TWO miserable little secrets! A PILE of miserable little secrets! Ah ha ha ha!  *BOOM!*

[mysterykcad]

What is a man? *dead*

GAME OVER

PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

[DavKellar]

Dracula made an ignorant point.

[Sonicrunner2010]

Dracula: What is a Man?

Me: I'll tell you. I AM A MAN! *punches Dracula*

[Jarrnou]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

But enough talk! HAVE AT YOU!

[r0ninKai]

HOHOHO!

[azgalorazgalor17]

@r0ninKai hahaha... are you impersonating santa clause :D

[EdwardsTGeese666]

Drac:(Sips alcoholic beverage) What is a man!?( throws glass) A miserable little pile of secrets! I for one enjoy getting drunk, wearing lacy panties and an Edward Cullen toupe while dancing to the song Buffalo Bill danced too. (Hannibal, Twilight reference).Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me hard.I'd fuck me so hard.( As if Richter wasn't outraged enough he is now appalled)But enough talk.... have at you!!

[gotterscar]

@EdwardsTGeese666 Edward ???

[Pein8881]

this was the first game i ever played, ever! the first before any other game. i still own it and play it today, so nastalgic... what can i say i simply love this game.

[TheOpinionatedPerson]

Is this slow mo? They didn't really talk that slowly, right?

[ksioamaral89]

what does "have at you" mean?It's something like "prepare" or "be ready"?

[NarrisNor]

@ksioamaral89 Ye Olde Term used for initiating a fight with some one.

[ksioamaral89]

@NarrisNor Thanks:I checked the entry at Wiktionary and now I get it:

"1.(dated) an exclamation indicating that one is about to strike the person addressed, typically with a sword or other hand-held weapon. E.g., 'Dark and sinister man, have at thee.' Barrie JM (1904), Peter Pan."

[NarrisNor]

@ksioamaral89 No prob!

[civilwildman]

Is it just me, or is the voice-acting in this original sketch awfully stilted and unrealistic?

[allblue88]

@civilwildman atleast there is voice acting (which differs from alot of games now a days)

[Franklord]

Has anyone actually analysed something here?

"You steal men's souls and make then your slaves!"

"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions..."

If you think about it, he has a damn good point.

[Byaukugan01]

@Franklord Yup. And Belmont doesn't even try to deny it.

[zazfilm]

what is a rainbow? a miserable little pile of colors

[tintor2]

what is a man? a little miserable pile of secrets!

what is a bitch? a little miserable pile of sexual diseases!

what is a car? a little miserable pile of gas!

what is a youtube comment? a little miserable pile of stupidity!

[Lexyvil]

"But enough talk... Have at you!"

"woHAHA..."

[youcomeupwithone]

...And bones!

[rph1990]

what is a man

Baby dont hurt me

Dont Hurt me

No More

[mizuhokazami1]

the black dahlia murder anyone?

[DarthSargerus]

Your words are as empty as your voice acting!

[Reaperonatricycle]

What is a pony? A miserable little pile of friendship!

[hippocrates72]

0:05 DIE MONSTER !! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD !!!

[nahum67]

I love SOTN dialogues asi this one....

English dialogues in video games in the past where empty

But when i heard this one,

Wow, damn dracula i felt kinda sad to beat him and send him to hell again.... if he didn't wanted to come alive again in the 1st place.

Richter:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!

Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions....

He, he, he very cleaver.. i can't get enough of this game

[elmerOzo]

You can easily tell they recorded this during the very first script-reading.

[359lillian]

Dracula:What is a man? Alucard:Well it's definitely not you!

[ZeDingoBlag]

TRIBUTE!?

[MikeNepo]

I've noticed in this game, Dracula wasn't nearly as aggressive as he was in the last games. I bet if Richter wouldn't have just kept insulting him, he could've even reasoned with him. Like

"You once loved humans, can't you again? We can become more understanding."

Instead of "DIE MONSTER!"

[MastaGambit]

@MikeNepo But you know how religious zealots are. :p

[lordsuckup1]

@MastaGambit Especially Belmonts.

[ratmankey]

HYOOOOOOOOOMAN

[OSDolphin]

When Richter says "Savior" There is a big flaw, it may be feedback or something.

[Seizhin]

The most memorable conversation in my gaming history.

[Bzk50PcDn]

5 people were miserable little piles of secrets

[IronDragonX9]

LittleKuriboh's read of this dialogue was much better

[ruperateres]

so much lag..

[MidnightSon]

dracula probably had a blunt before that and was pissed cuz it was a buzzkill

[Smygelson]

5 people don't belong in this world

[sasuke64palms]

Dracula is bi-winning.... This was just epic. Brought back fond memories of my childhood, and I honestly never really got the religion comment from Dracula until now. I <3 Castlevania!

[Iroshimaru100]

Keep pressing 7.. "M'kay M'kay M'kay"

[CartyTheHedgefox]

The first time I saw this, it was in I wanna be the guy.

[larry52333]

This video should be renamed "Castlevania SOTN Original Dialogue: CLEVELAND EDITION"

[EPICishW]

if you press 1 over and over again he guys "Dur dur dur"

[Rezorok7]

Wine glass of blood.

So sophisticated.

[kingofgames1220]

Ah the refreshing overacting of the past!

[KarlDerGrol3e]

4 people were owned by Dracula's wine glass.

[57Blackwater]

Wow. The voice acting is so damn forced and terrible, it's hilarious!

[NickSug123]

HAVE AT YOU!!!

hahaha, EPIC!

[dudsdark]

"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions..."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWW

[1darkonyx1]

@dudsdark your words are as empty as your soul!! ;)

[DINDRAGON]

@dudsdark

Richter's status:

[ ] TOLD!

[  ] FUCKING TOLD

[ ] ROYALY TOLD!

[X] TOLD OF THE RINGS!

[ChozoRidley]

But enough talk ... Have at you!

[ibnbuttata]

i sometimes break out my fine china to fight miscellaneous members of the belmont clan.

[coscientology]

george lucas wrote this

[deusexde]

The game is running too slow!

[DocWilyZ]

"Have at you!" *Leaves*

Wut

[nrrork]

Still better than Twilight, though.

[nrrork]

But this needs a disclaimer at the bottom. Like, I remember a really goofy, gross episode of South Park where they kept displaying "Emmy Winning Series" at the bottom. I think it was the one where Stan's dad took that BM.

This needs to say "Considered One of the Greatest Video Games" at the bottom of the scre...en.

[mademan912]

Spy Dialogue Unlocked:

What is a Sentry?! A miserable little pile of metal! But enough beeping! I sap you!

[Diegobrandan15]

what is twilight? a miserable little pile of shit!!!

[DarkestXIII]

Ahhhh the smashing of perfect glassware the excellent scenery the power walking the fireball flinging *simply perfection*

[onpyh2674]

I will now throw down my glass due to the frustration I have so clearly demonstrated in the previous statement.

[narnianhero]

@onpyh2674 It's also a sign of being wealthy to the point of arrogance. Dracula doesn't care about the value of crystal or glass since he is a vampire lord.

[Radaj]

Hyyyyyuuuuumans.

[Pachorraelmarce]

RELIGIONSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????­???????????

[RedmageAdam]

In I Wanna Be The Guy:

What is a man? (throws glass and kills you)

A miserable little splatter of blood.

But enough talk, have at you...or not, because I killed you already.

[TCTriangle]

Surely this demonstrates mastery of the English language worthy of even Shakespeare himself!

[Brandon5l9]

Was it really originally this slow?

[Kev95682]

What is a woman?! A bodacious pile of Victoria's Secrets! But enough gawk. Have at you!

[invalidcookie]

I love the part when he says "Huuuuuumaaans."

[TheRorage]

For all of you that are laughing a the Pile of Secrets quote, it's a translation from a Quote from Andre Malraux.

[ferretyluv]

Wow, the voice acting here is so hammy and TERRIBLE! They're just chewing up the scenery so much, there won't be enough for both of them.

[mysterioso2006]

Well the religion is true.

[NowBearMyArcticBlast]

@mysterioso2006

what is religion?

[erinshunny]

@NowBearMyArcticBlast A miserable little pile of books!

[nadinobolado]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ibnbuttata]

@GlennMagusHarvey who wish to pay Dracula tribute

[TheAnnotatXperiment]

@GlennMagusHarvey i knew someone was going to make this joke

[genericsavings]

Trivia: Richter's v.o. is the same v.o. for Harry Mason a la Silent Hill.

[Seiferjesus]

Richter kicks ass...

[DraculaXHunter101]

Some of the best voice dialouge ever in Video Game history.

[DaisukeTrekFan]

Love this dialogue

[lebensraummetal]

hahaha is this emulated? it's slowed down just a bit so they sound drunk.

[Sharkun100]

so efin epicc!!!!!!!

[EGRJ]

Dracula was so angry he broke his Pimp Chalice!

[VagrantSoul14]

EPIC! 

[gomes1258]

What is a man ?

GAME OVER

PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

@gomes1258 Don't remind me of that, goddammit

[layger7]

cleverbot say the same thing... WHAT IS A MAN? AND I WAS ALL LIKE. O_O

[MrGatsuga]

hyuuuuumens

[PTp1ranha]

This speech is so bad it's hilarious.

[PirateLordRogan]

I love this game specifically for it's dialogue.

Richter and Dracula bicker like a gay couple that just broke up or something.

The "DIE MONSTER!" line is so interchangeable the possibilities for things dying because they don't belong in this world are limitless.

Forget bones, muscles, circulatory/nervous/digestive systems, man consists of piles and secrets; sometimes both at the same time.

Each moment of dialogue is a convoluted, emotionless drabble that brings me to tears of laughter.

[guilemaster147]

You steal mens SOUUULLLS and make them your slaves!

[GrobycTheBionic]

Castlevania is full of so many epic scenes :D

[PKarklouse]

i love how Dracula's voice cracks in the part "What is a man!?"

[ultmgammer]

lol to bad richters potrait doesnt look like his sprite lol

[ZemokuSan]

''Perhaps the same could be said of all religions''

awsome x'DDDD

SOTN is on of the best Castlevania Games *_*

[Reggiefield]

Eet wuz nawt bai mai han thet I um wonce ageen geeven flesch. I wauz called heer bai HEEEUMANS hoo weesh too paye MEEEE tribute!

[DisasterRace]

Are they drunk?

[itvboy2002]

Dracula tiene algo de razón, lo que el hace es lo mismo que hacen todas las religiones, te piden tributo y que obedezcas al MAESTRO, y de cierto modo te esclavizan, solo piensenlo..

[Purist2106]

what is a man?! a miserable little pile of secrets. - it's a genial.

[HolyMarluxia]

Richter: Die twilight you don't belong in this world!

Tiwlight: I was called here by pre teens and obsessed person who pay me tribute to destroy relation ship.

Richter: Tribute? You steal girl's souls and make them your slave

Twilight: Perhaps the same could be said of activision and bungie!

Ritcher:Your words are empty. Mankind needs a savior!

What is a man a miserable little pile of secrets.

Ritcher: What is a secret? A miserable little pile of man!

O.o

[VicViper001]

Hyooomans!

[TheHijackreaper]

DAIH MONSTURR

YOU DON'T BELAWN ING IN THIS WEEERLD

[RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS77]

Did you know: Rondo of Blood is way better than Symphony of the Night P.S. no Castlevania game should have levels or inventories

[MastaGambit]

DDIIE MMONNSSTERR

YYOUU DDONNTT BELLONNGG INN THISS WWORRLLDD

[DragonsFlame3476]

These voices are alot better than the remastered



[OMFGWTFBBQLAWLZ]

Oh man they totally stole this from I wanna be the guy.

[TheLostSabre]

Sarcasm much? :D

[Cyberleader12]

LOL this scene classic. Awesome game... but enough talk... have at you!

[quequien2002]

Die Monster!!

[clintdiamante99]

fucking epic.

[Dstorm20xx]

The dialoge is actually nice, but the voices suck.

[Zhakaron]

"A miserable little pile of secrets CHOOSES!"

:A slave obeys."

[lonelysith66]

@Zhakaron Wow, that's so deep...

[FaultyWin]

Not too much different than the famous 300 scene... only lacks a bottomless pit.

[karatericeboi]

this makes me smile every time I see it

[dryce]

you steal men's souls and make them YOUR souls

[farukool]

best dialog ever

why all the S ? does they give more power to the words ! ? you sssssssssssteal, mensssssssssss sssssssoulssssssssss

[RaulCabralCEU]

i was called here by HUUUUUUUUUUMANSS who whish to pau ME tribute...

[vihannes3]

This would make some sweet micspam material.

[hypertreb]

World This in Belong Don't You, Monster Die

[YouriOrange]

haha, i thought the dialoges were pretty cool. verry catchy (cheeshy) lines. perfect for a game like this

[fuwafuwacore]

YOU STEAL MEN'S SOLES

[JackTR21]

Dracula really just lays a verbal smackdown on Belmont

[clustro]

HAVE ATCHOO!

[Limited317]

Bless you....

[wiccan31576]

"HAVE AT YOU"

i love that part

[BeRad117]

You can just tell they are reading from a script and did this only once. LOL

[SliferxD]

you sssssssssssteal men'sssssssss sssssssssoulsssssssss and make them your sssssssssssssslavesssssssssss

[MoisterSoctar]

@SliferxD lol

[Terryracoon]

Beautiful!

"I'M AAAAACTTTTTTTTTTINNNG!" but.... Beautiful! Nostalgic! ^^

(But, i prefer Castlevania IV over SOTN!)

[Video85Man]

such crummy acting... haha

[jrippz]

Chris Redfield does Richter's voice.

[KrimHyu]

@jrippz

hope this is not Chris's blood

[br0kenbutt3rfly23]

Richter Belmont : " Wesker you're pitiful..."

XD

[magnawaves]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIE MONSTER....urff...

[TwinUzis]

I was called here by HHHHHHHHHHHHHUMANS.

[ronesbat]

Classic!

[siddububba]

lol iwbtg has better voice acting at this time.

[Adde9222]

The quality on this vid is crap, in the original game it sounds way better.

[siddububba]

i know, i just love the childish voice compared to this.

[GigaGyarados]

lol Worst Dracula line ever.

[6Sepulnation6]

If by worst you mean best, then yeah.

[GigaGyarados]

Ya.