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i think this is the best simon pegg video i have ever seen in me entire life now. :D

love simon pegg so much.

3:25 - he gets dressed SO quickly LMAO!!!!

Perfect sketch.

It's a shame it's the same repeated joke. It's a good idea, but it's just like watching the same thing 3 times, they should have made him fail to light the cigarette or choke a little on his champagne or something.

joelmorley5 6 months ago

@joelmorley5 Yeah, it's really a shame they didn't consult you when they were writing the script. Jesus.

JSCwrd 5 months ago

@JSCwrd You're right. I'm soooo glad someone finally understands me and gives me the credit I deserve! Also I can respect any religion, but your comment signature sounds a bit weird, you should make it into a sentence "I love Jesus" or something like that

joelmorley5 5 months ago

How did he get out the bathroom? ._.

Absolutely brilliant sketch though!

StormTheFuture 7 months ago

This is like all the male "players" in Coronation Street. Smug, annoying as hell

s99bf0c8 9 months ago

That delivery of "Ooh Ooh Honey" was reaching Cooganesque levels of sublimity.

TheConciseStatement 11 months ago

@TheConciseStatement Put more tobacco with it - you sound like a twatt!!

armandin2048 9 months ago

so clever....every sketch!

dalymc 1 year ago

hahahahahahah i love it!

Cealrev688 1 year ago

How could a smug git like that not know how to open a door? Gotta love Simon Pegg.

HeatherGBful 1 year ago

2:34 hahaha!!! he made me laugh so much in that clip, "ya like that? how bit this OH!" just this creepy, normal voice

themoldypeach14 1 year ago 6

NICE house.

MrBlueWaffle1 1 year ago

you like that how about this, ooh,

aaronwolvesknowsit 1 year ago

"really? I thought you were in your late 20s" LOL

mistermuffin420 1 year ago

to be fair, those doors are cunning bastards.

MrLordKenneth 1 year ago 12

Supremely confident, yet completely incompetent.

AbbathGS 1 year ago 8

@AbbathGS

Sounds all too familiar haha.

chulk607 1 year ago

Nice keep it up n let no one bring you down. thats what i do.

xxxrandomjamezxxx 1 year ago

LOL!!! Luv him

Chantinelle666 1 year ago

Why can't they open doors? D=

matte957 1 year ago

You like that? How about this? OHHH!!

Ride76 1 year ago 2

I'm exhausted!

"Yeah, you would be".

(Puts tongue in cheek).

QFIhawkman 2 years ago 3

Brilliant how they can make characters you genuinely dislike, put them into an almost brutal depiction of real life, then just lighten the mood with total surrealism!

Oppurtunafish 2 years ago 35

@Oppurtunafish thanks for explaining. i'm now pissing myself.

jamesmiller85 9 months ago

"You're no Sue Barker yourself" HA HA HA

MuseumofHorror 2 years ago 7

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There's a video on funny or die that is big train-esque then check out the "sweet oblivion" video on funnyordie UK. tis genius I tells you.

pstrauss1 2 years ago

I love how he gets dressed so quickly! Think they were gonna make a sitcom out of these smug meadia types.

angrynorway 2 years ago 3

"We're so good at telly! We're so good at telly!"

squareeyedgit 2 years ago

Forgive my ignorance, but is the irony supposed to come from the fact that he's so sure of himself, yet he can't open doors?

AidanMclaren 2 years ago

Yeah, it's that he's basically brilliant except for one really stupid thing

tparkins92 2 years ago 4

donna

cybernaab 2 years ago

God, I fancy Rebecca Front.

danbo1984 2 years ago 9

excellent!

aresnfish 3 years ago

Who the hell says "meow" at the moment of orgasm?

Asarelah 3 years ago

My mum does.

Apriltheses 2 years ago 2

ooo the snobery in this clip cringy lol

s3ansk1 3 years ago 6

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there's something about that second woman - the smoking one - that really makes me appreciate being single. you know what I mean?

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 3 years ago

not really

Chully109 3 years ago 3

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just going through a phase - finding a lot of women deeply unattractive. it's kind of liberating not to be a slave to my tackle.

i can see the demonic bitches for what they are for the first time in my life.

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 3 years ago

Oooh, you've been hurt haven't you?

lasairflavell 3 years ago 4

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you mean that time i tried to ride down the slide on my BMX? yep that hurt like hell. are you saying that has something to do with my new found mysogny.. how the fuck do you spell mysoginy. i even hate the word.

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 3 years ago

DreamedOfHugeSpiders <---------- needs a hug.

mattblack77nz 3 years ago 6

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a hug wouldn't come close to sorting out my fucupedness.

oh and by the way, get lost you chirpy well-adjusted positive mental attitude cunt. i hate your crowd even more than the eviller sex

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 3 years ago

D' you know how much I love you right now? 6.5"

mattblack77nz 3 years ago 6

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six and a half inches? you're tiny.

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 3 years ago

Well, we hardly know each other...

mattblack77nz 3 years ago

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ha ha, mind you dont' cut yourself.

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 3 years ago

Misogyny.

DaveMcAllister 3 years ago

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cheers. and thanks christ you're not a woman. couldn't stand to be corrected by a harpee.

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 3 years ago

You mean a "harpy".

litoglyph 3 years ago 4

yes that's what i meant, thanks. a vulture with tits. my spelling is atroshus.

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 3 years ago

Quite atrocious.

litoglyph 3 years ago 2

lol

Cenotaph205 2 years ago

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hey thats good, a VULTURE WITH TITS! I bet you 'just thought of that now'.

EtcEtcAndEtc 2 years ago

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yes i thought of it just now. now i'll use my time machine to pop back 5 months and post the comment. but you've already read it so i must have already done it. oh shit a paradox. i won't be able to sleep now you silly sod. keep your mouth shut in future..

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 2 years ago

You can tell this man has been rejected by a lot of women

fromthelandofuruk 2 years ago 2

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i know you're trying to wound me but honestly you're wasting your time. i'm secure with myself. i only hate a certain type of woman. you know, the sort who gets done up just to go for a shite in the middle of the night.

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 2 years ago

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i'm pretty sure its the women who hate YOU if the comments you've left here are anything to guage the rest of your personality from.

faggot.

shigstep 2 years ago

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have you nothing better to do than trawl through comments that are months out of date; i love women now. especially the ones with stiff scratchy hair who reak of chemicals and cake their faces in waxy cack.

p.s.

never end a sentence with a prefix you thick fucker.

DreamedOfHugeSpiders 2 years ago

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i don't think you're in a position to be correcting my grammar when so many different areas of your life clearly need correcting.

your last comment was on the first page, and although it was 6 months old it displayed such massive amounts of faggotry I felt obliged to call you up on it.

faggot.

shigstep 2 years ago