Balamory: Archie "I'm Archie, The Inventor"

[phuckweed]

@SSmashworldBrawl Could you put this to song like elwick96 did with the "gay pc plum" video. I asked him to do an Archie version before I saw this.

[ninacat88]

Can't believe this guy is now on Mock the Week, aha. I always loved Archie. Miles Jupp, you legend <3

[MsLeBooo]

@SSmashworldBrawl I can make absolutely anything, making love with plum!

[triskadeck]

I Find it really funny that now he's a comedian :L lawll x he's been on mock the weeka nd all sorts :D

[MossyKong]

Limmy sent me here. I don't know why.

[clockendboy]

Archie is a legend, I hate Miss Hoolie, that bitch.

[cenizobelle]

Miles Jupp is a legend. Boo to you who insult him >.<

[Rothweg]

WTF IS THAT LAST THING, thats not inventin thats just puttin peices of shit together to make something that is still.....shit

[SpeedyXtreme1]

LOOOL some of these comments make me LOL!

And the creepy thing is that in this vid he was like 24-26...gay weird cunt!

[TheRabbitMonster]

What's his favourite colour?

[Nixsta2011]

OMGGGG THIS DUDE IS SO ANNOYING!!! THINKS HES BAD WITH HIS YOGHURT POTS N THAT......QUIT ARCHIE LOL UR JUST SHIT...

[TheBatmanSmells]

This guy is gay cunt lol

[vPxRyaNx1]

this guy is a wanker

[Leaxion]

@SSmashworldBrawl

that just made my week.

[Carnage1235]

I like how people are insulting him. It's a Scottish kid's show, what do you expect?

[69smartie69]

hey guys back off, just because he's a delusional spaz doesn't make it ok to bully him and lock him in some castle away from the nursery. poor bastard doesn't even know he's being filmed for children's tv, they just cut the clips out with furious masturbation and pva glue :/

[Brianmaitland]

This man never lost his virginty cause he was too busy playing with yoghurt pots

[Nisla1998]

peodohpile.

[musicplayer2009]

the fucking comments are hilarious

[SteBrazier2K9]

Holy shit it's the guy out of stepbrothers!

[123samcp]

I asked archie to fix my T'V and he stuck a yoghurt pot to it

[Snrub08]

miles jupp? is that you?

[BirkettProductions]

1:09 peew archie, don't fart!

[aislingmathersx3]

lol at his pink house xD

[TheCowbiscuit]

I like how Archie's a comedian now

[musicplayer2009]

a scottish ginger jewish gay man

[wolfiewifie]

@musicplayer2009 he really isn't Scottish, can you not tell from his accent?

[Mrsawsomeful]

who's controlling the puppet while he does a crazy jig. he should have gone to specsavers then he can see how crap his inventions r! LOL :)

[Mrsawsomeful]

who's controlling the puppet while he does a crazy jig

[93DOL]

In balamory they are all scottish Archie isn't yet he wears a kilt!

[Chloecupcake1]

the whole song is about junk lol

[Mrsawsomeful]

collecting odds and ends from all of my friends- what friends! LOL

[clubindigo]

Lol it is hard to believe that the guy who plays Archie is a comedian (Miles Jupp) and is good friends with Frankie Boyle

[drogo164]

OMFG SHUT UP U FUCKED UP DIRTY SHIT INVENTING PUFF

BEFORE U KNOW HE WILL START INVENTING A DANCING DOOR HANDLE DILDO ARCHIE IS THE ONE FOR U YEH THE ONE I WANT TO TURN INTO A GIMP AND THROW IN THE SEA

[MissFangs666]

take the top off a squidgy bottle and put it on your junk. LMAO x

[JuanHellOfAGuy]

The funny thing is, the things he invented have already been invented. :)

[kzrollzable]

THEIF

[Mrsawsomeful]

the only thing he's invented is a drug to make himself think he is a GOOD inventor!!!!!! :)

[elwoodlpool]

" Heres a crazy clip clop puppet dancin like a fuckin cunt !"

[JuanHellOfAGuy]

@elwoodlpool Lol, it's funny because it's true !

[dylaz13]

this guy is miles jupp he appeared on Micheal mcintyre's comedy roadshow. he's really funny. but what were the producers thinking when they said that there's going to be an inventor who wears a pink sweater, a kilt and lives in a Fricking pink castle!?

[swannyneck]

"""Im archie,Im a bender,Id like to touch your bum,I can touch absolutely anything but touching bums is fun,Im always on the lookout for boys that i might touch,Collecting Underpants from all of my friends to get turned on for you,Touching with archie is never a bore,Cmon bend over some moooooooooooore""", Sing along to the tune of this you have just listend to

[britflik]

@swannyneck tried it

[andysfilms14]

@swannyneck hahahaa epic :)

[chazwyman]

Wadda ya mean gay? Pink top , lives in a pink castle.

Pink is a manly colour.

[Mrsawsomeful]

he robbed that little girl also he isn't an inventor he's a div head :o duh

[mollywhite1995]

I've always found Archie a little creepy.

[merphy1]

that is fucking gay u pervert youra pedo

[grahamkeir321]

fat cunt

[MegasusRKO]

How the fuck did he afford that castle?

Oh yeah, selling cars! I mean, boxes with yoghurt pot tops underneath it...

[Mrsawsomeful]

hes weird!! and you dont just take a box and some yoghurt pots you take glue paint and string as well. also whats the honky tonk

[Enardah]

@Mrsawsomeful The Honky Tonk is a type of piano.

[Armystuntman]

@Enardah I believe that's the piano used in the backround.

[Mrsawsomeful]

@SSmashworldBrawl thats gross

[smackdown98]

Does he wear this man skirt (kilt) so his private parts are easily accessible? :/

[zoemcfly]

Hey! It's a car!

[LittoCona]

All he can invent is a tower of toilet roll tubes.

[RetroFarmer69]

He didn't invent any of those things.

[TVSpikey]

Im Archie, the Artist! :P

[ameera1402]

i love you archie

[TheMoonPower]

Curly hair, glasses, pink clothes, manskirt, uses the phrase 'odds-and-ends', lives in a pink castle, steals things from children.....hm....

[TherymasterWidnes]

Sex pest!

[TheAllabouthistory]

can i have your number then i need to call you !!

[Davidm00sh12]

i called archie to make a laptop that allows you to change the graphics card and do you know what he said? "...... would you like an autograph young man?" >:(

[skinheadhenry]

friends with frankie boyle...crazy shizzz

[XAoiHeartX]

lol the sound effect at 0:44 xP

[zTOBZzz]

hes defo down syndrome, hi im archy and i like to stick my willy in wee boys bum holes when eddie fingers her granny flaps

[JoeyKayeThomas]

sexy out

[chordoverstreetxoxo]

he is such a babe <3

[jonnyharding101]

I BET HE CAN'T MAKE A TIME MACHINE

[jbieberlover18]

inventors dont make cars from yoghurt pot tops! lollllll! hes sooooo gay!!!!!

[maxpaynekat]

this bloke is actually a funny comedian. miles jupp

[Dendiol]

I'm Archie, the peado

[98xana]

or calling the patent office

A: i have an invention...

P: (sighs...) ok what is it?

A: it is a device for storing toilet rolls whist alowing easy access to its contence

P: that all ready exists

A: no no this is truely unique and new

P: we warned you we would block your numbe...

A: (gunshot)

P: mr.archie? hello?...

[98xana]

i would love to see archie filling in the cencus government: there is an issue with your cencus form archie: what is it? G: as your career you said your an inventor A: yes? G: there are no patents in your name A: so? G: so your unemployed? A: no G: it is an ofence to lie in the census A: ... G: unemployed? A: (gun shot)

[TheDazro]

Neeeeeya A' dont trust that fat poof...

[SiMaLoVeSmUsIk]

I HAVE A BIG A CRUSH ON U

[anotheranomalie]

I always used to wonder why the one with the most English accent wore a kilt. Still, Archie is a LEGEND. And I'm 19. Deal!

[TheReesyboy]

creepy....

[KatieMegann96]

@jaythewanted.

[chloeisadorkx]

Jay McGuiness. 

[EnDoFzEwOrLd14]

epic rapist

[iPodEgg]

This guy creeped me out when i was a kid. o_o

[smackdown98]

0:47 is the face of the man who is a pedophile - I wonder how many little boys he's molested so far? Oh wait, that'd be useless, far too many to keep count of anyway.

[Davidm00sh12]

dear archie can you make me a laptop that has the abillity to change graphics card for £200??, i didnt think so..

[mozarttheraver123]

I think this guy is a pheadophile...... 0-o

[Enardah]

"Take a box and some yoghurt pot tops, hey, it's a car."

Not really Archie, it's a box with yoghurt pot tops on it.

[Armystuntman]

@Enardah Congrats. Archie has imagination.

Unlike you.

[cloudcruiserful]

Sad guy!

[cloudcruiserful]

Sad guy!



[safejk]

i would love him to make thermite lol hahahahahaha

[11980snow]

0:16 rude at the men's area

[SIMON309930]

@FxBeatz this little rap of yours says a lot about you.

[FanFicReader268]

He is such a peado.

[MrMadness87]

hahaha miles jupp

[charliz365]

What a rebel.

[RawrrItsAmeliaaH]

i love his pink castle. :'}

[shawneesmithluva]

I am guessing that at least 99.99% of him is a pedophile

[tizo1996]

He's the Captain in Gary:Tank Commander!

[166idontcare]

Imagine if he took josie jump's place for a day (wearin his kilt) lol

[jasmineb226]

@166idontcare haha :P

[166idontcare]

@jasmineb226 lol, i personally think that it would give a massive boost to the show's ratings:D

[jasmineb226]

@166idontcare lol

[166idontcare]

@jasmineb226 lol :D

[bakeddobes]

martin clooone martin clooone lalalalala martin cloone!

[cailz123456789]

Lol he's an inventeor

[jasmineb226]

@cailz123456789 Lol :P

[UltraNeuf]

What a guy.

[LerbetShemon]

Yasss. It be my best fried Heather giving him the fishing net! spencers daughter!x

[videogamenostalgia]

he says 'inventor', I say 'unemployed possible child molester'

[skakky]

@videogamenostalgia that think inventing things is fun

[TherymasterWidnes]

Sex pest= FACT

[CRMHFC]

@wonderclock

But Archie gets all the cock in balamory.

[LucyAliice]

Oh Miles Jupp, you babe

[zacefronandwiggles]

a kilt

[Astroman9991]

Archie, with a great desire to make crap with yoghurt pots - genius.

[luxuriousnax]

I tried to call Archie - he'd given me a fake number :( - I was in a right state - I had many a box and yoghurt pot tops spare without any use for them....

[chaguysexton]

Omg my idol :o!!!!!!!! You know he's ur idol to

[coltmanm]

omg miles jupp hahaha

[stonegazza28]

wheres my clip clop puppet ? :O

[RayzrE2]

Thatz Miles Jupp

The Worldz Worst Inventor

[RayzrE2]

Thatz Miles Jupp

Hhahahahaha!

[gordonw01]

Archie busting some shapes LOL ...this is hilarious.

[spazzing]

Miles Jupp! <3

[TheMoonPower]

I saw one episode where he got something from the shop and just walked out without paying XD

[tomismilankovic]

i'd like to see him discover cold fusion

[Rachctor]

i wanna go into his pink castle. ;)

[brionybrosnan]

I want to marry Archie

[FatBlackFrancis]

I watched this with my kid and thought "He doesn't invent shit, he just glues stuff to bits of cardboard." I bet he would shit himself if he ever saw the large hadron collider! The character ofcourse, not the actor, that would be silly.

[laughtATFarts]

FACT: The car has wooden wonky wheels? :S

[modeloedilson]

I think a retard could make some of his inventions...

[JAMamation]

funny thing is, i've actually been to tobermory (balamory) and its awesome!

[lemonygrassy]

why dont you invent something useful, not just a car made from fudging yogurt pots, cos thats a real useful invention

[VIDCREATOR4U]

im always on the lookout (fart) 1:10

[toptoffee1]

@sammyboi206 he was, he was also on have i got news for you and they showed a clip of this and took the piss, he was so embarressed lol.

[FeetQuick]

Emmett Doc Brown > Archie the Inventor

[wondercloak]

I'm Archie, I'm a virgin...

[sammyboi206]

this guy has been on mock the week as well. Im sure of it

[os99]

"Inventing things is fun"

*Looks like he's not having fun*

LOL

[MrIDIDYOURMUM]

oh miles deary me

[chaouchdali]

Oh i miss the days when inventing was making puppets.

[Selvendor]

I loved this on Have I Got News For You.

For some reason it just cracks me up at 'Hey! It's a car!' XD

Miles Jupp is great :'D

[TopGearFanForever]

This is so crap it's good.

[easmile909]

what gay bastard paints his castle pink cme on mannnnnnnn

[karahamilton]

hah hes on have i got news for you tonight xD

[skakky]

@karahamilton  wonder why he wears pink

[XPURPLElemonadex]

I like Archie. He's quirky.

[SuperCrazyLemon]

HEY IT'S A CAR. AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH.

[Walshinator4000]

"C'mon lets make some MORE!!" lol

My little sister Ava LOVES ARCHIE!!

She keeps sayin " acheee acheee" lol

[PPKproductions3]

It makes me wonder how he can afford a castle if everything he makes is from yoghurt pots. (different person from our last comment)

[LorgarForneus]

All of you complaining he isn't a real inventor seem to be forgetting something - IT'S A CHILDREN'S TV SHOW! He's gonna make something in a way that the kid watching will go "I wanna make one!" and actually be able to do it! He's not gonna be building the fucking Large Hadron Collider and preach to kids about string theory, is he? Christ, most ADULTS don't understand that stuff, let alone kids!

Also, accent wise, it's not so bad. Spencer sounds American IMO.

[AvalaDemson]

ummm... is this miles jupp, the comedian who was on mock the week and micheal mcintyres comedy roadshow a while ago?

[whitefolyfe]

@AvalaDemson yh in blackpool

[easmile909]

@AvalaDemson yeh he was on mock da week

[mfor85]

@AvalaDemson and on HIGNFY yesterday - just watch his face collaspe as they play this song!!