Vintage Star Wars Commercial

[seralia1]

1 Idiot...

[bazfanv2]

Wish my parents could have afforded that many stormtroopers when i was a kid. Id have been the don of the street.

[rhurst1945]

I was 4 when ROTJ came out in '83, so most of the Star Wars toys I had as a kid are shown in this commercial.

[snakes3425]

Uh when did the Ewoks destroy the Death Star II Shield Generator with a rock in the movie????

[youngrebels75]

@snakes3425 you missed that part?? Oh it's in the new blu ray Lucas presents Return of the Jedi reeeeallly really special especially special edition redux very final version 2.0

[Tizmaole]

"Glider attack! HIT THE DIRT!!!"

This commercial was the first time I heard that expression!

[wendileona]

My backyard was Endor with all the shrubbery, trees, etc.

[indyclonejr]

0:15 I think he was drunk driving.

[FritierteRatte]

@indyclonejr lol...^^

[Adom]

action figures and accessories sold seperately. really cool miniature forest not sold anywhere. use your imagination, kid!

[RDarth]

The bunker to protect the Death Star shield generator is made of cardboard. No wonder they lost...

[jamesravanal40]

@RDarth the empire was on low budget that year...

[love2manyamvs]

the thing most wrong with return of the jedi: they interrupted the space battle to much for the war on-planet

[trans8010]

@love2manyamvs No the worst part of Return of the Jedi was not the interrupted space battle it was the teddy bear picnic that were the Ewoks. As well as the decision Lucas made a few years before that prohibited his hiring of friend Spielberg to direct.

[jarcar202]

they knew how to make money.. its obvios that a kids gonna need more the one storm trooper.. lol

[puppetboyshow]

and middle aged fanboys too.

[Eddie62070]

@jarcar202 ...no doubt!!...I remember wishing i had a shitload of them

[Striarii]

whut the fock !

[lebensraummetal]

remember that time the ewoks destroyed the endor shield generator with a rock?

[kankurovsneji]

@lebensraummetal i know right.starwars is set in the future and they won the freaking endor battle with a few sticks and stones

[metalinvader1982]

@kankurovsneji

Star Wars isn't set in the future.Hence the "A long time ago..' title cards at the beginning of each film.

[kankurovsneji]

@metalinvader1982 if its not set in the future,how do u explain the high-tek blasters and equipment/star cruisers?

[metalinvader1982]

@kankurovsneji Kid,It's not that difficult.Pop in ANY of the movies in your DVD player and the title card at the beginning says "A long time ago in a galaxy far,far away".DI don't see what the problem is.As for blasters,star ships and what not?Different galaxy than ours,Different technology..

[kankurovsneji]

@metalinvader1982 holy crap.my point was that they in the DIFFERENT GALAXY had all of the advanced technology,but won with practically sticks and rocks. u either got the point or not.im done talking about this

[jackburton73]

the speeder bike was cool but it seemed like the more time you crashed it the more pieces you lost

[layouts77]

I vaguely remember seeing this commercial, particularly the Tron-like animation when he morphed into a Biker Scout. Good memories. I'm tempted to build a cardboard bunker for my figures now.

[moviemender]

the ewoks good army ahahahahahahaha yea right they completly spoiled star wars

[megatron0357]

AMEN!! everyone love ewoks i think they suck

[moviemender]

GOOD MAN! they honestly do suck they spoiled the last film soooooo much!

[fedsre]

at 0;11 he looked a little too enthusiastic =0

[JRAMBOXL]

Well it is Star Wars

[yose851]

he is on cocaine

[fedsre]

well ya probably XD

[RDarth]

Johnny: Billy, I'll be the stormtroopers, you be the rebels, and Arthur, you use the Ewoks.

Arthur: Fuck you, I hate you guys.

[stewbee25]

wow ! brings me back memories i've forgotten about....

[sithlordftw]

lol the kid died

[PornValleyNews]

fruits.

[talkwheeler]

i lol'd when the kid was all like ZWOOP ROFL, IMA BE STORMTROOPA NOW KKTHNXBYE!!!!! lololollolololololo!!!!!!!1111­1111oneone

[TheJediCharles]

Hey, was that a bit of Tron influence there?

[markdukes13]

lol looks alot like Tron when the kid turns

into a scout trooper and turns into han solo

[Euruproktos]

they had probably finished filming this commercial even before they finished writing the script.

MONEYMONEYMONEY

[AdobeExcel]

i had the stormtrooper

[phish1988]

best commercial ever,

[carsonsmith]

awesome!!

[Louisjc46]

lol Cheesy!

I had the Speeder and catapult, problem is it didn't actually fire too well. So either mine was buggered or they threw the rock in the comercial :D

[Mortskcab]

fuck off rag head

[Tagemandbagem]

ahhh! Do not try to charm me with your decadent Western intellect!

[Badkiddemon]

This... Person... Does not represent every single american. I for one love people from other countries.