The matrix- smith and neo

[Banhammer0]

Oh that's okay, I wasn't planning to sleep anyways. ಠ_ಠ

[NonOfTheAbove1]

2:02 neo on the corner ....look at smith's glasses reflex neo is still on chair O.o

[michealjohnedmondson]

whole time smith is very tempting!

[frisko129]

Poor neo he doesnt know what is in him

neither do we cuz its the matrix..

[archi99ful]

this is how Satan tried to tempt Jesus in the wilderness 

[siralucard19]

Neo: I have no mouth and I must scream!

[MrBro1988]

i think it´s a perfect and unique bellybutton...............i love that bellybutton........

[TheBlackHawk449]

i remeber when i was a kid this scared me like hell

[abtsadiemaekole]

why couldnt this happen to rebecca black?

[horaciosi]

@abtsadiemaekole *Evil laugh*

[CopyingNinjaKakashi]

i always wondered what would have happened if he stuck a finger in his mouth before it fully shut or as many fingers he can. Maybe it would have prevented it or he would have had his had morphed with his mouth

[jellybeanhide]

keep pressing 9

[jellybeanhide]

1:19 to dislikers.

May you get robots in your belly

[maartentje55]

thumbs up if AvidyaZEN brought you here!

[SickOmega]

Smith talks like Carl Sagan.

[rfavro]

"How about I give you the finger...and you let me go to the washroom."

"Tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is a washroom if you're...unable to pee?"

[MEareCAT]

@rfavro O_o wouldn't that mean they'd remove his.... LOL

[prototypeskater]

i always get uncomfortable when i see this because my belly button is sensitive and i bet that hart, just wish that they did that to a hot girl

[EwaW1983]

its chip RFID !

[wanderer217]

( *_* )╭∩╮ give me my phone call

[25Crunch]

I cringed the 1st time I saw the bug crawl into his stomach :P My Fave Film!!!

[jigglyfidda125]

6 people are strong proponents of free speech as in the 1st Amendment

[RatkosKorner]

Smith is really a Gestapo sadist. Look how he smiles when Mr. Anderson's mouth is sealed...

[MouthfulOfCavities]

some gestapo crap coming from his stomache

[lazomba]

2:36 I always wondered if that tickled. I have a ticklish belly button so I thought he was freaking out cause it tickled when I was 7. XD Especially at 2:47 . It still made me uncomfortable. I've had people hold me down and tickle my belly button before. It's very scary! and I cry!!!! Jerks....anyway it made me feel like that when I watched this scene. I remember my cousin tried it while I was watching the movie with her.

[compelx]

You're going to install RealPlayer Mr. Anderson... whether you want to or not

[Hysteria98]

When those violent strings come in when Neo's mouth is sealed, terrible effort. seriously.

[twooffour]

@Hysteria98 Huh?

[linkfan160]

This didn't neccessarily scare me as a kid. But I do remember it like it was yesterday. My confusion was VERY great. :O

[liddyanna]

Two of my worst fears imaginable became a possibility the day I saw this when I was a child...

[northvillechoir22]

pput the cc on and english. its so funny how they get everything wrong lmao

[Disturbed9224]

I remember seeing this scene when I was really young, when the Matrix first came out, and being really fucking traumatized haha.

[katey1dog]

Best dressed villain in Hollywood history.

[moddified360]

Its always epic when smith says "Mr. andersonnnn"

[mxskizzorbelly8]

Looks like our friend Neo has been muted for offensive language!

[MrMrhellsing]

This is one fucked up dream.Or nightmare 0-o.Nonetheless i wish that would have happened to a sexy girl.

[androgs]

what is more freaky? lose your mouth or your navel being bugged?

[Cryonia]

Saw that scene when i was 7 or so... scarred me for life...

[TheBassState]

@Cryonia I also saw this scene when I was very young woke up next day thought was a bad dream lol, then like 2 years later watched the movie again and then I was like lol no big deal.

[joshua0151]

that creeped me out at 2:28-2:49

[joshua0151]

i love how his eyes got big at 1:55 but the bug thing freaked me out

[Ikesgurl123]

God I love how he delivers the "What good is a phone call if you are unable to speak" He drags out the "speak" as in "speeeeeaa-kk" As though it were two different words. He does that all the time too xD

[minimize4maximize]

me me and me !

[abrakadabra1717]

How about I give you the finger:)) just lol

[charlieiscool1000]

LOL was smith trying too scare Neo at 0:11 by taking off his glasses

[Ilikebenwolf]

...

[TheUnseenMovieLover]

Am I the only one who had nightmares after seeing this for the first time? I was 8 or 9 when I first saw this scene, and I was cowering under the duvet whilst it was playing. All I'm saying is that if my kids have the same reaction to this scene when I show them The Matrix for the first time, I will totally sympathise.

One hell of a scene from one hell of a movie. I love it, and I always will :-)

[MasterCon23]

I could of sworn, smith sounds constipated in the last two movies, lol:

Mmmmiiiiiiisssssttttteeeerrrrr­rr Andersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- Smith.

LOLZ

[BSbrian]

lol "There you go...Stick Him...He's gonna do It Right There"!

[billydakidd613]

The joker is way better at demanding a phonecall

[WickedProductionFilm]

Looks like Elrond didn't left middle-earth XD

[jdr589]

1:34

[Okin17]

The other day I was picking my belly button and I found one of these.

[nothingnessman]

I know Kung Fu...

[babazdooba]

1:10

[C0mmanderEddingt0n]

lol agent Smith look just like my boss! Both are dicks!

[narukofan2]

@C0mmanderEddingt0n it seems that one of the Smith clones escaped the Matrix movies. I guess we must wait for the One to beat him. LOL.

[mclarpet]

Words you never want to heat at Police HQ - "what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak" - scary.

[Barbarapapa19]

@mclarpet : In this world, after that they'd probably cut off your tongue and put a bullet through your head :-)

[IceFeatherBreeze555]

Disturbing....

[FlippyErik]

Well that certainly is more effective than waterboarding

[JacktheSmack]

I've watched a dozen clips, but I think I need to watch the entire movie. I may have it on a DVD somewhere in my house...

[alon2876]

is that even possible like an that actuly fit in side your belly button

[alon2876]

is that even possible like an that actuly fit in side your belly button

[androgs]

@alon2876 well that would be painful, a bug digging its way into your navel

[batrama310]

It's scary, but when I was in the middle of applying for a certain "job" this is how it felt (minus the mechanic-insect thing) during the entire process.

[Snowblak]

2:08- 2:15 seems a bit homoerotic, haha.

2:43- 2:50 *shivers* i can actually feel that.

[coolst0rybro]

HAHAHAHA

[DrakullMenethil]

Smith is my favorite character!!! He is perfect for the role, even the way he says "What good is a phone call when you're unable to speak" I love this line

[dirtboy70]

Neo: "How about I give you the finger..."

Agent Smith: "Hmmm..."

Lol

[AnahLindahh]

whein i see ith (when in kid) when i sleep i imaginate ugh gonna enter an thid look like an ugly scarab on mah navel xD

[AnahLindahh]

ugh i hate the part 2:40 to this thing enter in this navel

[KragJin]

"most dangerous man alive" lol what a lame line xD...

[JamesPleiadesHawkins]

it keeps pausing whenever i watch it and then eventually it won't play the whole thing

[mclarpet]

Very scary words - "what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak ?"

[jebustillos]

his voice is so sexy!!

[Zuri208]

To be continute

[Aaron4672]

I WANT MY  PHONECALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (tantrum)

[TheRajan95]

thats all he ever seems to say Mr Andersoooon

[NickThePianist]

...this whole series could have been avoided if they would have just shot him then and there.....glad it wasn't tho.

[sasho54]

@NickThePianist

That is classical movie effect: almost always the villain delays the death of the good character, full of gloating. Then, of course, the good character escapes and soon after that dispenses justice.

[paigethe2nd]

"i just want my phonecall.."

[forcedtodie]

fucked up!

[windowsVD]

Mr Anderson...

[Razersun]

Lots of gay under tones in that scene. Gay hollywood. Very disturbing.

[larry89]

if the agents were really unremorseful, they would have let that probe crawl up neo's ass

[nbafreak41]

Damn subtitles!

[Tr0llsNeverDie]

@nbafreak41 do the subs distract your pathetic excuse that you call a brain?

[nbafreak41]

@Tr0llsNeverDie Dude, you are jackass.

[Tr0llsNeverDie]

@nbafreak41 aww did i hurt the wittle baby's feelwings?

[benzxor]

just watch the movie

[720slugger]

can someone tell me why agent smith needed neo and what they wanted him to do for them???????

[XxM4TTYxX]

they know hes been contacted by morpheus and they need find out the codes and whereabouts of zion the last city of humans

[larry89]

@720slugger

smith basically wanted neo to sell out and give up morpheus.. so the agents can get the zion mainframe codes from morpheus to destroy zion..

[TheLastDuellist]

"Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal, but I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call." -Neo, a.k.a. Thomas "Mr." Anderson

[TheLastDuellist]

I've always liked how Agent Smith has such perfect grammer when he speaks. He sounds as if he is speaking like a 19th Century gentleman, but is much more grittier and professional at the same time.

[IQ136]

@TheLastDuellist I think the Smith actor is either British or a New Zealander. Does anyone know?

[TheGoldcountry]

@TheLastDuellist Grammar, but I agree, Hugo Weaving has a fluid voice, every word blends into the next.

[Mocib]

@TheLastDuellist grammar

[IQ136]

The radio transmitter turns into what looks kind of like a whipscorpion.

[joseluisnewyork]

Yes, and Bush put one of this in the Obamas ass.

[Shardz8537]

this thing keeps showing up in my dreams

[testForUpload]

hrm that looks painful.

[Yawehplaneswalker616]

That seems like an understatement.

[munchkin1231]

mr. anderson funny

[KimmoKuopio]

:o

Ha ha @ 1:50

Agent Smith rules!

[Gylipus]

does anybody know what the hell is that bug, meaning is it taken from a real life bug? It looks a bit like a shrimp or a scorpion without the claws,or is it completely fictional?

[BootedNoob]

Maybe the best scene in the movie

[IDrinkAl0ne]

LOL at 1:13 smith purs like a cat when he gets the finger.

[androgs]

is that a shrimp? prawn?

[pantherblack666]

i want that to happen to a girl!

[Jackstock500]

agent smith is such a badass

[Hybridswimmer]

the smiths suit is drak green due to the matrix code going through him

[milktree4545]

no, the normal agents wear dark green and smith wears black because he is no longer a normal agent of the system. but that happened after neo destroyed him in the first movie

[lucy0203thermopylae]

abu ghraib years before we knew about it....this movie kicks ass..

[izzykov]

This scene always stuck in my head because of Smith's smug little smirk as Neo starts to panic. You can tell he wants to chuckle but something keeps him composed.....anyway it puts me in stitches.

[10111991]

jesus this was the ONLY scene i saw from matrix and it fucking ruined me for life. the whole mouth thing freaked me out then the bug thing made it worse....*shudders*

[SamusV4]

japanese subtitles FTW! XD

[kinnokaizoku]

Except ... that they're CHINESE!

Not Japanese!

Doh!

[JamesPleiadesHawkins]

Man wouldn't that creep you out having your mouth grow shut like that? LOL I think thats just hilarious though. And I t hink its even funnier that they put a bug inside his belly button. Its fucking hilarious though I have to admit I would like to know what that feels like...ah well guess we'll never know what it feels like.

[androgs]

yeah, me too. i love to feel that navel torture

[MrMendez360]

when i was litle i was like thats so gross

that thingy that goes on his stomach

[imabustyohead]

It's V!

[qwertyguy76]

god i fucking love this movie

[rosieavfc82]

i used to be scared at the bit here lol when i was younger (stomach)

[GANGLIAGOROTUS]

I saw this movie when I was a little kid... I was like, "WTF is going on?!"

[thelegendarypaki]

Agent Smith sounds like Carl Sagan here.

[ScottyMcGeester]

OMG HE DOES! I never realized that! XD

[EbayFigureReviews777]

I picked some belly button hair out of me a couple days ago,and it was as long as that bug LOL  j/k (sortof) LMFAO. AHHH I'VE BEEN BUGGED!!!!!! THE MACHINE SHITS!!!!!!!!

[chamillionator8]

Why didn't he just say yes?

[XtremeRealisme666]

yeah he should say YES U FUCKING MOUTH IS NOW IS BLOCKED UP SO MUCH THAT YA BODY ARE SOON GONE

[chamillionator8]

lol.

[XtremeRealisme666]

i know

[14sJakeB190]

That looked like it would hurt.

[RidleyIgnatiousAero]

"How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call!"

[tooasti]

ILLUSIONS MR ANDERSON!^^

[xeonfuze]

neo flipping him off in such a dry sarcastic way suits the mood so well XD i LOVE this scene its great :P "what good is a phonecall....when you are unable to speak?"

[lacostic]

i love smith's little moan of displeasure when neo gives him the bird

[gilarenas000]

haha i always laugh at that part too.

[Smegger1999]

listen to smith when he does it, its sounds soo funny

[sarma232]

Mr. Anderson, welcome back...memorable line. Hugo Weaving rocks.

[VALVeisG0D]

MISTER ANDERSON

[Josh360]

I love the Agent's perfect grammar.

[mrmagic112233]

1:12 the all time middle finger classic

[TheBeddu]

fancy in the inside

[Pelemeni]

in which part of matrix is this scene?

[HansTeeuwen4ever]

The beginning of the first movie

[robbyalp]

Haha... when this is what happens when you meet someone for the first time theres no way you wouldn't become rivals.

[MazterK3vino]

i love all matrix movies

[gofojibwas]

"I got a better idea. How about I give you the finger," *flip*

"mm."

"..And you give me my phone call?"

[Crankee78]

Mister Anderson.

[AlbedoYU]

This scene is GREAT!

[androgs]

i really like this scene.. i love the navel torture

[ZidaneDaMan10]

i was about 7 or 8 i think and i couldn't sit through the movie because i really didn't understand it After so many years I watched it today and it is now one of my favorite movies ever. I really regret not watching it earlier

[spanoinaflano]

omfg me too, i just bought all three of them the other day, and i understood everything, because like you i watched in when i was too young. BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!

[Samprasisthebest]

I love how when Neo gives Smith the finger, Smith looks at it as though he's considering a deal.

[dwts27]

"how about i give you the finger"....haha

[SmartGuy212121]

agent smith is pretty much the best character of the matrix.

[Egoist1957]

"Agent smith is pretty much the best character of the matrix"

That is so true! And he has the coolest voice of any character in movie history!

[alon2876]

@SmartGuy212121 is that possible like can that thing really go in side your stomack through your navel

[barbedwirejanitor]

I remember being so freaked out by this scene the first time I saw it. I think I must have been about ten or eleven at the time. The whole guy-losing-his-mouth thing was, and still is, a bit weird.

Great film though!

[pantherblack666]

i want the bug to go inside a woman's belly button. wouldn't that be great?

[weezeman256]

that bug, the agents pulled out, i seened it in a movie called Faculty

[Nick89BR]

u seened it? Faculty is about a real bug that takes over humans this is a tracking bug.

[TubeGuest5178]

its funny how truth seekers are the terrorists and snitches are now upstanding citizens? this only happens when Democracy has ceased...

[1986Kingdom]

People place too much faith in democracy. It's no assurance of anything.

[danieleriskay]

"People place too much faith in democracy. It's no assurance of anything."

Particularly those who put all of their faith in it but are unwilling to practice it.

Vader, Agent Smith and Agent Strahm are the top 3 badasses in EVERY film EVER created.