Punch line drum

[FreshApplePieOnXBL]

American Economy 0:00

[UnitedSayianKings]

What did the penis say to the condom? "Cover me im going in" 0:00

[Netlocd]

A woman leaves the kitchen at 0:00

[lildrift559]

What do you call a magician with a camera? Hocus Focus 0:00

[Sw1tchy]

christmas noobs>temperrr

[JonathanRichardz]

why dose this make everything sound epic ?

[RoamNation]

Sent b-y faze temperr much?

[xJustxAwesomex]

Faze Temperrr?

[177sman711]

temperrr...

[ShinDiggz]

Whats obamas favorite vegetable ? Barackoli 0.00

[MrBigChico1]

i was an atventure like you but then i took a arror to the knee 0:00

[owen69ify]

@MrBigChico1 your spelling and grammar 0:00

[GiantBlackPenis]

@owen69ify That was the best comment of all time.

[tibbert1234]

@MrBigChico1 derp

[TheHuskyGT]

Why did the kid threw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter-fly 0:00

[jimmy96]

you guys heard about the kidnapping? the kid woke up 0:00

[moham7ad]

women's rights 0:00

[StevanNomeaud]

Y U NO FUNNY AT ALL... 0:00

[HAZFRAME]

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

....

None, PETA can't change anything.

0:00

[RosenrotRtLiebchen87]

it's called the rimshot, naughty as that word seems lol

[Eardig]

What sound did the drum kit make when it fell off the cliff? 0:00

[WorldStarUnderGround]

Thats what she said

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[Daegonath]

just used this on my dad. I think I just found my new most viewed video of 2012.

[stingjumper]

So a limbo champion walks into a bar 0:00

[bammaster2]

So a duck walks into a bar, bartender says to the duck what'll it be? Duck doesn't say anything cause its a duck. 0:00

[broddo12]

sorry for raping the replay button

[WolfieXp]

Hey doctor, what's the status of the boy who ate all those pennys?

¨Still no change¨ 0:00

[halfmanhalfcool]

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for Christmas...I guess they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch" 0:00

[gangofferociousapes]

what's got 500 legs and no pubic hair?

the front row of a justin bieber concert 0:00

[EutecHydra]

so,an amish buys this lamp 0:00

[tbdrummer2]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

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[xGanchanx]

@tbdrummer2 I don't get it.

[reactor4music]

A drunk man walks into a bar and says: People on the left, fuck off, people on the right, bunch of pussies!!

A man walks towards the drunk guy and says: WTF? Why am I a pussy?

The drunk guy says: If youd like, you may fuck off!!

(-_-')

[Alidha125]

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being raped by a clown

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[jokkepokke95]

@Alidha125

XD

[Thilinus]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffuck

[31Wolvesplayer]

How does Hitler tie his shoes???

In little Nazis.

[urbnplnr1234]

Did you hear about the guy who froze himself to Absolute Zero?

He's 0K now!

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[pockketsful]

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

0:00

[nkearney420]

A man walks into a bar with a pet giraffe.

The barman asks, "What's that lyin' on the floor?"

The replies, "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

0:00

[HarrisonLaine12]

THE ARISTOCRATS!

[vwhite490]

there is no 0:02

[DiamondPhoenix000]

@vwhite490 I dont get that joke......

[ShakinJonny]

A little girl is on her way to the Supermarked.

She suddenly stumbles and falls on the boardwalk.

She shouts:"Auch fuck!!"

An old lady nearby says:" Don´t say the F-word, or you wount get into Heaven!!"

The Little Girl replies:" I´m not on my way to Heaven but to the Supermarked!!

(Now push the play button) *LOL*

[TheNefariousNerd]

TF2 isn't a crapshoot hat trading simulator. 0:00

[patrickilagan71]

Five fish in a tank, one of them says "Who can drive this thing?" 0:00

[weddersnose]

Grundsatzdiskussion - Antwort von N. 0:00

[showkanal]

A girl walsk into gym, sees a handsome man on a bench, comes up to him, and asked him : " What are you doing on friday? "

"Biceps and shoulders.." answerd the guy. 00:00

[binarynightmare]

Slender Man 0:00

[Peonsarepeopletoo]

An Irish man walks out of a bar 0:00

[Dabxgunna21]

NBA Lockout 0:00

[tukularwanawong]

KFC. 0:00

[robonightmare]

Occupy wall street. 0:00

[EdwinnMeijer]

Black ops is a good game 0:02

[matthewdelacruz15]

i was wondering why the frisbee got bigger and bigger...

and then it hit me. 0:00

[BL1TZEN]

Guy walks into the Drs with a frog on his head - "Christ! How long's has that been there?" says the Doc.

" well it started out as boil on my arse..." croaks the frog... 0:00

[TigerYoshiki]

0:00 Jesus really loved himself. He always came back repeatedly.

[dtdprogramming]

With my dial-up i could load this video in only 3 minutes :D

[SeverancewildernesS]

Battlefield 3 0:00

[MHGenesis]

*insert justin bieber or dislike bar comment here and klick 0:00*

[bammaster2]

so a seal walks into a club 0:00

[SilverLinkx]

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 0:00

[shiek247]

i did this every time my science teacher told a joke.

[xyesterdaymusic]

how do you call identical boobs?

identitties

0:00

[ben6993]

What do you get if you cross a Jew?

Christianity 0:00

[youriboy97]

hi 0:00

[Myusernameisodd]

Did you hear the one about the flies on the toilet seat? They got pissed off.



[mtbsieppo]

Justin Bieber 0:00

Sry I had to XD

[Darth234Ravenous]

Anybody want a hotdog? It's a foot long!

[MogJshow]

Yo mama so fat 0:00



[GregTheLion]

Do you consider yourself an Optimist?

"depends! is that a good thing?" 0:00

That took like 5 seconds to come up XD

[1sk8erchimp1]

this one time, at band camp.. 0:00

[xSoilderx]

Religion. 0:00

[Hansdeman91]

@xSoilderx hahahahaha I laughed so hard

[danielscissorhands]

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says: "Hey! We have a drink named after you!!" And the grasshopper says: "You have a drink named Fred?"

[SenorNerd]

A-Rod is so clutch during the playoffs 0:00

[KrustySponge5310]

GLaDOS: I am a potato. 0:00

[SagittariusEquester]

This comment is nr. 454 0:00

[43084]

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

[x0fiz]

justin bieber 0:00

[DidHeDied]

Why did they crucify Jesus instead of drowning him? Because otherwise people would have an aquarium over their door. 0:00

[superawesomesuperkid]

lolercopter

[boozygrogy]

the New York Yankees 0:00

[Kataja7]

I like trains 0:00

[DiamondPhoenix000]

@Kataja7 oh NO NO NO NO WAIT-- *crushed by train*

[roryfitzpatric]

The Edmonton Oilers 0:00

[Tambini1]

A chinese man walks into a bar 0:01

[herashak]

@Tambini1 A chinese man drives to a bar

[luis72091]

Did you guys hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off?

He's alright now

0:00

[plafonte]

a bear walks into a bar and says i'll have a jack and a.............coke and the bartender says why the long pause? 0:00 (courtesy of deadpool)

[Martinntoxx]

This is a totally original comment.

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[Exzamp]

hi mom 0:00

[KBGfoReal]

I have a big dick 0:00

[Agentrockluxury2]

So i said, "Doctor, my eyesight's getting worse."

The reply was: "You're definately right sir, this is a post office."

0:00

[boozygrogy]

Terror Threat Sept 11, 2011. 0:00

[CptQuestionMark]

Lil Wayne: Ba dum tish!

[extreme5050]

What does the car said to the tire?

"Well, I gess you're TYRED of doing you job!"

0:00

[Lamoni]

That's what she said. 0:00

[TheLegendOfAri]

Anything can be funny with this.Example:

A cat died in a car accident. 0:00

[spleeeeeen2]

cats have hair

[Mondonomy]

Where can I buy a machine that makes this noise? We need one in the office.

[melissastrong95]

@Mondonomy 0:00

It was a joke, right?

[TVMaxwell]

Can you find this comment?!?!?!

[Dianne724]

omegle spy mode brought me here... :D

[ChadW137]

And coming up next, Carlos Mencia! 0:00

[BCNation1]

:DDDDDDD<333333333333:DDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDD

THANKS FOR UPLOADING!!!:DDDDDDDDDD<333333­3333333333333333333333333333

[goonerboy93]

Women's rights 0:00

[MizzNaaa]

@goonerboy93 Really? :/

[goonerboy93]

@MizzNaaa Just a back handed comment, no need to get offended, didn't mean it. Jeez -.-

[thedkboyz]

half-life 2 episode three comming 23/12/2012

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[theoneandonlyhut]

0:00 Damn.

[gabrielvarig]

Certainly the most downloaded video from YouTube!

[TheJoniscool]

theres alot of good jokes in these comments  0:00

[vladpalets]

@TheJoniscool hahahahahaha i actually laughed at yours.

[Djstudiosgold]

Cod: bo wins game of the year!

0:00

[Coolrx24]

rofl copter

[ImthatFreebird]

LADY'S AND GENTLEMAN,

JOEY BONZO 0:00

[MrShadowzs]

I feel like I should get and anger counselor, I hear they're all the rage 0:00

I worked at a tux shop, but it didn't really suite me 0:00

I worked at and orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate 0:00

[Marj675]

LeBron scored 8 points in game 4 of the NBA finals 0:00

[Marj675]

One M0:00re Time!

[vladpalets]

@Marj675 more*

[Holycrap27]

The funny thing is that none of these jokes are even the slightest bit funny

[LankusQ]

240p is for real men.

0:00 is for Woman rights..

[GALM1CIPHER93]

Jersey Shore winning an academy award 0:00

Biebers cool 0:00

[denmark260]

A dyslexic walks into a bra... 0:00

[Wotenkeld]

Airline food! What's up with that? Thank you and GOODNIGHT!

0:00

[Midasofficial]

Gi Dum Psshhhhh

0:00 

[JazzTrumpetNL]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

0:00

[DonutfullAwesomeness]

Your face goddamit. 0:00

[TheyCallMeRedFist]

The Aristocrats!

0:00

[Javssoccer]

The proper title should be "Rim Shot" 0:00

[philold09]

this video

0:00

[blainyrules]

After a hard weekend of alcohol abuse, I feel very much like a bicycle right now.

Two tyred.

0:00

[Azf12]

Fuck.

0:00



[Catmangamer]

Why did the squirrel swim on his back across the river? To keep his nuts dry.

0:00

[renewedlife01]

Your Face. 0:00

[renewedlife01]

The Mets actually winning another championship. 0:00

[odaxelagniaproject]

@renewedlife01 Poland actually winning any championship. 0:00

[MrRawstyleX]

I'm doin your mom

[Sieg87X]

*girls hits a guy*

Guess that's why they call it the punchline. 0:00

[Epicraptor1]

An irish guy walks out of a bar.

0:00

[SuperHairyDick]

@Epicraptor1 You stole it from the other video... that's sooooo pathetic

[SavageLE2B]

whats chris browns biggest hit of his career? rihanna 0:00

[AudioVisualOverload]

Yo mama is so fat, when she stands in front of the television you're missing 3 shows 0:00

[777Skeptic]

Why is Hellen Keller such a bad driver? Because she's a woman! 0:00

[Dragon45348]

Thanks for the video, worked perfectly.

[MrDjtivoli]

You 0:00

[MrDjtivoli]

You 0:0

[ganon391]

I hate making chemistry jokes, all the good ones argon. 0:00

[acslayder15]

wanna hear a joke about pizza? nah its to cheesy 0:00

[TheMasterStubbs]

You should see the work they do at NASA. It's outta this world 0:00

Recently I've been getting this explosive desire to visit an air raid shelter 0:00

You know what? This fly is really starting to bug me 0:00

At first this boner was inconvenient but then it started to grow on me 0:00

Thank you, thank you. I'm here 'till Thursday. Try the veal.

[1sk8erchimp1]

@TheMasterStubbs this doesnt work as well when u have a slow internet connection:p

[ArteL01]

@TheMasterStubbs Legend!!

[Holykatzbob]

Duke nukem forever 0:00

[gdlksim]

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell 0:00

[RyanTorgeson]

I mean whats the deal with this airline food? And the peanuts! I mean who are they tryin to keep outta these things!

[rudylexi8]

The Cubs winning the world series!

[FantasticHermitCrab]

How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood? He caught fire when he was masturbating.

[Owned674]

Somebody wrote Japan on my hand so I washed it away. 0:00

[TheKamikazeeee]

- What's the best form of military to the pirates?

- The arrrrmy?

- No, the navy, dumbass. 0:00

[2002646]

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."

"Yes sir, it's fresh ground." 0:00

My mom hit me with cameras when i was a child. i still have flashbacks. 0:00