Old Footage 5-"Japanese Toilet"

[SharinganBoy9899]

i swr

[SharinganBoy9899]

fucking americans dumbest race in theworld

[sd906238]

Bring a pair of pliers because the handicap one is closed and the knob to open it is gone.

[fsis65]

good thing for this toilet is. your ass does not need to touch toilet.

[dmc1979]

Why is this tagged 'comedy'?

Fat American fuckwit

[GirlAcrossTheBlock]

...crapping is no longer an option...

[Eraseme9zen]

faggot dumb ass you're in a ladies room hahahaha

[zestynacho]

Fucking narrow minded asshole.

[yugsihT]

I'd rather take a dump in the shower and push it down the plughole with my toes

[alexsteelxx]

these toilet are much batter then western style toilet we have both western style and asian style in our house but indian prefers asian style toilet western style toilet are dirty .

[alexsteelxx]

this is asian toilet we have same toilet in india.

[comlien]

no joke, it is the best way to take a good shit

[billyboi76978]

What happens if you have the squirts and it gets all over the flloor, sucks for the person who has to clean it.

[Ningwu1]

lool

[TheAiTenshi]

ну и что тут такого??У нас до сих пор такие туалеты в общественных местах...

[wiiplayer9revisited]

that would be my reaction, but it wouldn't hurt for me to try it...as long as someone doesn't make the toilet rise out of the rooftop (lol)

[Amar7605]

That would also be my reaction!

[jakeyyboy100]

your last comment was class hahahahahahah xD

[JeanPierreRamos]

i used one of those toilets ..in my country public toilets are like that .....i guess i'm ready to go to Japan now ...:D

[sijotakane]

how do Gaijins take crap in outside????

can they take a crap in a desert island or jungle?

are they make chair style toilet in those place?

[SerenityCrysweet]

my god they crap into holes

[TheInufan123]

Oh I saw that before men use that when wereing a kutasu you jus spread ur legs and pee but idk how u take a shit they say it's easier that wayO.Oj

[twisteddragon85]

It's actually better for you than a western toilet, humans are designed to squat so everything lines up when you do. Colon cancer is nearly unheard of in countries where these are the standard.

[rainbowsailormoon]

cool, I'm going to subscribe!! yatta!!

[greenorange75]

I would've thought the same way, too.

[MrMilkman29]

WHO THE HELL INVENTED THESE THINGS?!

[TheSnowyice]

It sort of looks like a cat litter box, you know the way it's shaped. 0.0

[RabbidMonkee]

I thought they only had this shit in China lol. This must be a scary experience when you're drunk and need to pass a log. Has anyone lost their balance and fallen in before?

[hotskullgirl]

 Japanese Can do everything better than americans O.o

[Bloo96channel2]

"Fuck this, I am just going to use the handicapped one"  Amen, brother!

[haxor808]

smart ass

[thelastfairy13]

lol loved the ending part

[Disposition446]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[southparktv51]

HAH ur fat

[AerosTheSeeker]

@southparktv51 trololo

[Lebnaaan]

i wonder what u would do if u had diarrhea hahahahahaha

[conservativemama09]

How do you use that toilet without "going" on your clothes?

[AngryKhan]

@conservativemama09 you squat, you cant really do that if youre a fat american though, gut is in the way.

[Crystalinalake]

I think your poo might be too big for that wee hole pal ;)

[DragonOfTime07]

I think they have these in the Vatican as well.

[KhmerD0g]

asian toilets are more sanitized then western toilets because u don't sit on them. u westerners afraid of asian toilets? #LOL

[NormbrettaMod]

wouldn't you piss on your trousers with these?

[SpeakMyMind500]

i guess u use that kind of toilet to crap in.

[SpeakMyMind500]

the ending of this video was funny.

[TheThunderfalcon]

Handicap Toilet should NOT be squat but sit on toilet.

[HannaBlahhhh]

i geuss japan is use3d to people shitting on there floors so they do this to save the time of cleaning and americans are used to peeing on the ground so they put it there for visitors

[ThomasFagsUnited]

If Japan expects me to shit on that thing they got another fucking thing comming.

[10samm10]

That's not that odd, we had those back in the old country too.

[MegaGlitchMaster100]

How will I shit in that?!

[djhz2001]

@MegaGlitchMaster100 I believe that you are supposed to sit in seiza, but I am not sure.

[mmirza00]

@MegaGlitchMaster100

you squat... its safer and cleaner... but it does take some getting used to...

[TheCupCakeKillers]

BADASS MOTHERFUCKER

[KodyRecords]

0:11 so funny^^

[maplecrystaldream]

lol ur like were the fuck is the toilet u look on the ground all confused like wat the hell is this roflmao haha that was funny how awesome r u

[palspalao]

CERO GRAVITY TOILET

[Natlovelyn]

BAKEEEROOOOOOOOOO!!!

[daisyhinojosa23]

why were you recording in the bathroom in the first place?? Lol XD

[Sp33dyD3m0n]

Haha funny video. Looks like a urinal that was used as a floor tile.

[TheOnlineMediaWatch]

Stupid gaijin.

[TrEmAiNeScOoTs]

oh fuck this I'm just gonna use a handy capped one AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[thesoccergirl30]

lol don't take this the wrong way but could you have used the urinals?

i'm afraid to see what the women's toilets look like xD

[martiallaw04]

i know it's shady..but i just about always use the handicapped toilet..it's always more sanitary and never cramped...

[Radaa5]

those toilets are common for forign countries

[MakeItGoSplodey]

Just go in the urinal. You can say youre a foreigner and didnt know.

[TkyoSam]

@MakeItGoSplodey thats awesome^^

[SvddenDeth]

@TkyoSam ahaa u try using it u shit all over the floor

[Remide3600]

you reming me of seth from superbad but in a good way

[6imthatdude]

You might as well just lean against the wall.

[verryflamable]

see this is what happens when you don't spend the extra money to get the installment directions printed in Japanese.

[MrRigatoni84]

Fuck you

[residentevil808]

its just a toilet.

[pitomba125]

your a stupid ugly fuck

[donvidol]

the end of the video is the best! aahahahahha

[KaotixProductions]

what if you have diarrhea? it's going to be all over the place..

:/

[MilleHiighPie]

@KaotixProductions O...O um yeah.

[immabetrollinyou1]

i would hate to shit in that what if i miss the toilet

[Caprican28]

Wow a lot of jerks on here. Anyway funny video and thanks for the 'tour' are the sinks outside of the restrooms?

[Worldsify32]

your face is like :L

[helghastelite]

was it that hard to squat?

[andres0761]

wat the fu*k

[qsens]

If this video is just for a fun purpose it's fine. But if your intention is to make fun of Japanese people then it sucks.

[CO0KiE]

i've seen that kind of toilet when I went to japan. i DID NOT wanna use it haha

[Sakotius]

Haha I'd do the same as you man, Handicap all the way. I'm not taking a shit on while sitting on a hole in the floor XD

[YellowDinosour]

them japanese ppl always makin everything difficult

[MisoraOkada]

how do you use this thing??

[miley2098]

LMFAO

[thewatcher180]

wtf!!! I'd rather hold my shit in and go find a non Japanese toilet.

[starwave1967]

dickhead, go back to north america

[TkyoSam]

@starwave1967 I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome I am^^

[BrucieWayne]

@TkyoSam

i'm sorry i cant hear you over your egoistic bubble.

dumb weeaboo

[TkyoSam]

@BrucieWayne I don't know what a weeboo is, but it's probably better than whatever the fuck you are^^. And once again, I am so awesome!

[BQS3GAMEING]

@TkyoSam no its more loike yyyyooooouuurrrrrr gggggaaayyyyy!

[klutzluvr]

@TkyoSam A weeaboo is the lowest of low.

It's someone who basically loves Japanese stuff-mostly anime, and fashion, and certain foods (Pocky is a big one)-, but when they actually go to Japan they get culture shock and dislike it, then go back to their American ways.

[TeeJay21740]

@TkyoSam pwend lol

[Joemamma69000]

@TkyoSam Don't get too cocky.

[LEA8675309]

@TkyoSam indubidubly.

[ctolds89]

@TkyoSam Me so awesome ROR

[Qkumber1]

@TkyoSam Than there is something wrong, because its text.

[welwisher]

@TkyoSam

XD

I like that response. XD

Yeah, those things are basically just like holes in floor aren't they? Except they flush.

One public bathroom in the mountains of West Virginia were just that once. A hut with two rooms with holes in the floor. Really awkward and kinda gross.

"Oh, so THATS where all the shit goes... I pity any groundhogs or anything that dig up around there..." X( Totally lame.

[number1raider1993]

@TkyoSam wow you would say that

[punjabiboy99]

@starwave1967 Yea cuz people fly to north america to shit you dumbass

[67tr876]

@starwave1967 Japanese are nasty as HELL

[bleed907]

just hover

[prettyladybug13]

@theevilmeister

And which one are you?

[LegoLevel]

nice one!!

[EXTERMINATVS]

this toilet is a shit

[crazyAlexander23]

WTF was that?

[saradoman992]

I bet if i had diarrhea it would go everywhere lmao.

[theevilmeister]

Handicapped toilets are for retards, the physically disabled, AND fat people...

[glenn55555]

reminds me of the old french toilets i had on my school trip, basically the same thing, and man, it's friggin hard to take a dumb without shitting on your pants! :D

[gingerandtea]

omg, i think i dont wanna visit that place...........

[KhmerD0g]

better than just plain hole. #LOL

[damocsell]

hahaha glad im not the only one that couldnt use a japanese toilet i waited to get back on the plane. lucky it was only a short stopover

[GrimReaper129]

lol nice vid

[Smileyisgreat]

Using a handicapped toilet?

Your handicap being: Your american

[IceCube571]

@Smileyisgreat wow if americans are stupid how does NASA know how to build a rocketship?

[nitroxunit1]

you shiting me!?! that is something i wound go to japan just to try out.

[FalloutProductionX]

HAHAHAHA 'Fuck it I'm just going to just the handicapped one"

[JohnLennonsSexSlave]

Great, now where is the actual toilet?

[deogrou]

Lol, when I clicked on the thumbnail I didn't knew this vid. was from you TkyoSam :D

[XxKuromomoxX]

LMFAO!

[zmmcmk]

nice choice! just use the handycap one. i would do that too

[FreeStuffOnline555]

lol there is a 100% chance of me pissing on my shoes

[RolandofGilead77]

Might as well take a crap out in the woods lol

[Yogurtshop]

@RolandofGilead77 I find that really fun to do... Especially when I find a log with a hole in it!

[swedishgodkiller]

lol thats great man "fuck this i am just goin to use handicap one" super funny man

[HarsimranBhullar]

i saw something like that in india and few south asian countries i guess i am used to as i camp allot..

[Miyavisan15]

that toilet is actually a pretty smart design. I don't know why you couldn't use it.

[Mirachu]

This is the one thing I'm afraid of.

[byJessCh]

weird toilet.. never seen toilet like this before ;-O

[beatleszach]

lol you squit

[d3c0yn4m3l355]

I guess the idiot has never been abroad. Toilets like these are rather common around the world this one is even a bit evolved since it got a handle on the floor so you can crap easier. Also they are more hygienic since you dont sit with your ass on it.

[MohammedMuzzy87]

he said fuck this I'm just gonna use a handicaped one lol

[kairiharunoo]

well you not just sit on it i was born in china and they got the same thing so i i hate is so i use other toilets XD

[KwonJiYongobsessed]

How the hell do you pee?..Wow

[bkshine87]

how do u number 2

[KPSingh94]

hahhahahahahahahahah hilarious!

[Question150]

dude the toilet is the place of freedom and peace y should s.o. destroy that xD

[MachintoshMan]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i d be better with a hole in the floor

[128951056]

Its more comfortable to sit n' shit!!! lol

[YuddaiYumi]

XD !

[TheDeidaraSei]

YOUR FACE AT 0:10 WAS PRICELESS XD!!!

[smellmyaroma]

U Supost To xit Up On The BAlconi Stupid Hore!

[fballev55]

i went to china for a huge field trip last year and my class called them a squatty potty. it was in a four star bathroom

[zomgpow]

LOLZ!! Last part was win. Btw im used to such squat toilets, but not like that, thats what, sideways. Holy shit. Shit would pull north.

[quimsolls]

fat american shitfuck. so sorry that you have to use some muscle power to do a shit. why don't you fuck off back to america where the toilets do all the work for you. dick

[sylarkila]

@TkyoSam lol owned

[cl1azn]

@TkyoSam dangg sweet burnnn lol. I'm in america but azn pride ftw

[lovelybby87]

@TkyoSam ummm thats cool that your tryin to protect ur self but dnt talk shit and that fucking thing isnt cool at ALL

[mefire66]

@TkyoSam wtf does his mom have to do with anything. really weird comback...

[Jackob1993]

@TkyoSam Sad..

[Luckyrob72]

@TkyoSam meh. I agree whoever told you that u suck. White american trash like u doesnt deserve to be in Japan. Save the lame ass comeback about fucking mothers. Get some respect and stfu fatty.

[magazinekitchen]

so, are you saying that the part of the UK you hail from uses asian toliets, quimsolls? and why would one want to squat over a fucking hole in the ground when there is a much more comfortable and logical solution? the asian toliets are, pardon the phrase, ass-backwards.

[koltkilo]

no, they are hygenic, natural and better for the health. There are no queues in Asian public toilets, because people can't sit and masturbate. A study done in Tehran, Iran (An actual study), showed Western toilets have 341x more counts of traced sperm than Asian toilets, it also concluded people who use western toilets carry 8 times more bacteria on their body after usage than with traditional Asian toilets. So there you go, the western toilets are for lazy idiots who like sperm on their bums

[spicyMcHAGGIS9green]

Actually, the purpose for an in-ground toilet is because it is easier to pass fecal matter in a squatting position.

[zeesham13]

Japan now has more sophisticated toilets.

[koltkilo]

lol!!!! In my country, people squat to relax, and this guy can't even squat. Feel sorry for you. The country that manufacturers obese people obviously is to progressed for countrys whose people shit in the natural position.

[occeo]

lol these are asian style toilets!

[1245678987]

lol wtf indeed

[ttrendxyz]

pop a squat bitchess

[PyrimidKingJindai]

i told my dad to use the handicapped toilet if he doesnt like squatting but in the end it ended up being a squatter

[huniebunieful]

Weird

[sonicxlc123]

how u take dumbs??????

[romyellasilvafamily]

weird

[duba3988]

fat american, out of shape.

[YummyCookies1234]

Lol watch the handicap be the exact same thing hahahaahaha

[coondogtheman1234]

how the hell do you shit in that toilet? id bring a folding chair with a hole in the seat and place it over this thing.

[StygianRanger]

on word, Splatter...

[DarkMessiah6]

it's called squatting

[d4rk4knight]

but what if its diareah...and it splashes onto your legs and everywhere..

[coondogtheman1234]

then id do what this kid said in the video id use the handicapped one.

[lohsuxin]

lol... Damn funny

[Sceaf1]

I think hes far from ugly you have to admit for an overweight guy he is rather attractive, if he lost weight he would be much more of a ladies man. In the end you rather be fat than an asshole. You can lose weight but you cant stop being an asshole right batman.

[BeastinBryan]

HAHAH wow I cant imagine some idiot taking a shit in that.