Portal 2 Romance Safety Compliance Trailer [HD]

[ARTDeco111]

Genre: Shooter? WTF! It's not a fucking shooter! It's a magnificent puzzle game!

[coolclub64]

genre: shooter. lolwut?

[NTBroski]

These facts deserve to be on the fact core.

[drone5542]

better love story then twilight

[theepicbunyan]

aperture worker: heres some candy!

Worker 2: aw hell naw!

*throws chcolate over shoulder*

FOREVER ALONE

[xTheFawns]

i wanna be crushed by a diomand

[ludroth678]

Eat chocolate like a boss!

[ludroth678]

Eat chocolate like a boss!

[JackPorterRs]

Ahhh.. Getting a portal gun for valentines day would be so great..?

[andyyudiche]

00:28 what you get biatch for throwing my chocolates

[Tannerizsinging]

portal gun for valentines day would be amazing

[solidsnake2342]

Yummy.

[carmenkgrima]

From 1:30 to 1:32 there is a turret at the desk.

[ChiyosukeBLC]

I like how the men and women are indistinguishable

[Matti04VEVO]

I am going to buy Gun Shot

[antaloliver]

Aaawwwww! Cuteness overload!

[zero8269]

did anyone notice than the 4 times was the same girl?

[MintBIRDIE69]

did anyone notice a turret?

[RealXgor]

Did the fact sphere provide the facts here? Sure looks like that.

[optionen100]

1:20

Meanwhile at Valve.....

[thecutiecupcake]

Just one more reason to convince your boyfriend to co-op with you.

[EthansEntertainment]

@thecutiecupcake I'd co-op with you

[JasonMaraksTaboo]

I don't remember this being in the game. Would have gotten more then a couple hours of play out of it....

[space9866]

I would have stole the portal gun instead

[RevsTurtleCabin]

FOR THE LAST TIME MACHINIMA, I DON'T WANT TO FINISH HIM!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

[MrAmerica1995]

Then they were all gassed with deadly neurotoxin by GLaDOS.

And not a single fuck was given that day...by GLaDOS.

[lolpirates003]

48 people are allergic to chocolate.

[fptelecom]

jajajajajaja excelent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Agima15]

FACT: Fact core wrote all this

[bow7891]

sounds legit

[hunterhalo2]

Women love diamonds for their wide range of industrial applications LMAO

[PhenomDropz]

Guy in the right corner xD Just keep spining,Just keep spining :D

[SomeGamerKid]

anyone notice the turret at 0:18?

[Cheezeballification]

FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME MACHINIMA I DO NOT WAN TO FINISH HIM!!

[adshield]

@Cheezeballification Then finish HER!

[maxfigaro1]

47 people either got stung, had an allergy to chocolate, or got crushed by a diomond.

[TheSoldiersMind]

0:48 Thumbs up if you actualy have a diamond THAT big.

Woo! I'm the only one!

[killinkier123]

did anyone notice at 1:17 the person turning the chair around was the one who stole the diamond?

[Procaines]

@killinkier123 fuck you..

[erti655]

@killinkier123 its stuck in his dick now

[XDTails]

@killinkier123 Me:(Spinning around with diamond)

Mike:Oh you mother fucker!

Mike is a random character

[PersianPrincessify]

The first guy is want I look like when I type essay

[KitaxNekoSama57]

Anyone else noticed that at one of the desks theres a Turret?

[TheMilkManiac]

Why do the people wave when there is a clapping sound O.o

[Samocoptor]

Erm...

So 80% of the worlds population get crushed by giant diamonds a day?

Wow.

[Saladin4747]

the head was epic when it popped out from the allergy xD

[CryADsisAM]

that guy at the first desk is typing so hard that the whole keyboard is jumping. LOL

[CryADsisAM]

just look at that funny guy turning around and around on that chair. At the end he even gets a diamond. And still the only thing he does is turn around and around. Why isn't he fired yet ?

[Samocoptor]

@CryADsisAM

Perhaps he's actually a test subject?

Testing what happens you you spin for hours on end.

[pcgamerdude]

Thumbs up if you were crushed by a giant diamond today!

[adshield]

@pcgamerdude I wasn't crushed by a giant diamond today, but I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

[carofdoom]

@pcgamerdude i was trying to but then i took an arrow to the knee ow

[MinecraftMapCenter]

Hello.This statement is false.

[IncomingSandvich]

*everyone waving* clap clap clap clap clap

[c1w2j3k4]

Turret employee : I'm different

[gouzbekistan1]

I LOVE THE WALKING SOUND

[ohyea144]

@gouzbekistan1 me too man!!,/girl?  w

[spartandud3]

i always wondered why woman love diamonds

[MultiShipper13]

i love how the guy who stole the diamond is still holding it while he's spinning in his chair

[lucialoly]

i love it wen the wosp kils the woman lo;l

[bigbad1000do7a]

And this boys and girls, is how you sell a game.

That and making it one of the best gaming experiences ever conceived also helps :D

[titansrad132]

2nd row 2 desk:im difrent ;P

[supermantahoo]

Flagged for racism. Everyone is black xDDD

[supermantahoo]

@spamboyd no one CARES. You posted the same stupid comment on every video, yet. You never told anyone what your problem was... No one complained about the bug so it obviously a big deal...

[thecrabend1]

the guy at desk 4th is working on Hl2 ep 3

[michle010]

Lol, best trailer of them all

[ewokia23]

just awesome

[SimpleMindForSale]

LOL look at the turret just look at all the seats and there is a turret chillin

[3dchain]

Wonder how the guy at the bottom right corner is doing.

[TheEbber22]

1:30 In the right down corner, the man who stealed tho diamond is happy!

[Nucom3r]

1:17 in the lower left, the guy who's working on episode 3.

[LupusFang]

I wonder how long that turret can keep its job.

[ExNemacyst]

Those facts must have come from the factual personality sphere.

[Nitro3473]

I NEED A PORTAL GUUN!! RIIGHHH NAAAO!! DX

[InfiniteHarbinger]

lol spinnng endlessly with the diamond

[pimpyomama8]

The way the first guy is typing is how i type my essays.

[SuperSonicBreadman09]

awww :3 cute

[ShadePureheartX]

Wait a minute, does that mean that Atlas and P-body...nah, they're robots. But still...

[ChipmunkiousD]

@ShadePureheartX well, the further you go, the more human-like gestures they get, so maybe.

[ginerammil]

Genre: Shooter..

It is acceptable if they put "Genre: Puzzle"

[Moglinzard]

That guy at the first desk was, and is still programming the extra chambers for Co-op.

[PrincesTomboy]

Well, this is truthful to the extent that I'm a girl who would LOVE a portal gun.

[HahaImsoCool1]

Did the woman's head blew after she touched the chocs?

[Rakion504]

Thumbs Up If You Saw The Guy Who Stole The Diamond At 1:16 to 1:30

[SgtCrackbone]

@Rakion504 Yeah, thats awesome, its amazing what you can see when you have your eyes open?

[beka988]

thats some serious propaganda right there! XD

[malubayraymond]

diamend is a lie.

[Bilhan45]

the guy who stole the diamond was rubbing the diamond and spinning in the chair XD

[silentsniper125]

That girl must have been a huge whore

[Felladin]

@silentsniper125 Not really, it's different girls everytime. They die inbetween gifts. So, either it's different guys as well, or he has some weird fetish for anyone stationed at that desk.

[silentsniper125]

@Felladin

fetish

[cr8constap]

having trouble in a relationship? Start thinking with portals!

[TheJedimanman123]

portal guns can make people dizzy

[MyDreadLord]

so.... i need a portal gun for a succesful valentine?

[stickDK123]

i love how the chair at the end flies up higher than it fall.

or whatever it does

[19940101a]

yey flaing chair  xDDD

[Lostprophetzzz]

after this whole couples with portals thing all i can think of is how a portal gun could be applied to sex XD

[FEAJramdomfilms]

@Lostprophetzzz Gloryportal XD

[DharkDemonBlade]

@Lostprophetzzz oh easy, cover a girl's panties with white gel, and make a small orange portal there, so anywhere u go, make a blue portal and stick ur penis in there, add orange gel for speed XD

[wwefanvladislav]

@DharkDemonBlade awesome comment

[HeckYeahIComment]

@Lostprophetzzz Scary thing is, I thought of that way before I watched this :-0

[CreeprThaReaper]

@Lostprophetzzz Rule 34 baby.

[Naymy]

@Lostprophetzzz speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out ;)

[DaxInvader]

Sooo there's an ad to see an add?



[mancity4lyf123]

it says the genre of the game is a shooter.

I thought it was a puzzely puzzle sort of game. :/

[JosePablo24]

Lol, notice how everyone does wave to the guy only when he comes in with the portal gun 1:08

And the happy guy who kept the diamond xD 1:19

[sickdestiny19]

0:16 theres a turret working....

[JosePablo24]

@sickdestiny19 Robots do not sleep

Robots do job better than you

Robots can test and work at the same time

Robots are better than you

[sickdestiny19]

@JosePablo24 uuuummmmmm.... lol?

[JosePablo24]

@sickdestiny19 just quoting something from the game =P

[sickdestiny19]

@JosePablo24 oh yeah!!! now i remember! lmao :-D

[Ahrimspkpure]

0:32 he tries to throw something on the guy that is sitting on the chair lol

[QuesoMovies]

0:18 Even the turrets work! :D

[NitrusXero]

Lmao, the Diamond guy is still spinning.

[Mondargon]

The Queen be stabbed her head...

[DeadScarab]

those 54% of women who are allergic to chocolate are actually alients wearing a human mask so they can steal male genitalia and bring them back to their home planet where they stuff them and use them for evil summoning rituals so they can finally take over the earth.

True story.

[legokratos]

so what you're saying is, women like men with portal guns. that... is the most... BRILLIANT IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD. i gotta try that right now. now where's that girl?

[dark13death]

4 to 5 women dies by giant diamonds?

i sounds like "war of the worlds" but giants diamons instead tripods (Striders rulz the world)

[Megasketch]

there's a turret working at a desk. lol

[idiot1131]

This message was from the Fact Core.

The most handsome core.

[LCoMagiikZ]

Moral of the story - Portal gun is the best valentines present

[sessrojak]

Step 1: Open orange portal on outside wall of office tower top floor.

Step 2: Open blue portal on the ground under some schmuck's feet.

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!

[TargouniusKILLER]

could anyone give me a portal gun so i can impress a girl?

[speedfunk]

@TargouniusKILLER i would say try to invent one... then give me 1 to... imagine how easy everything would be... getting something out of the fridge without walking, and what else i could do with it... lol

[KingChingchongPao]

I like the turret at the desk behind her

[SuperRandomLetters]

Aperture Labtories ALWAYS GETS THE FACTS

[k0raph]

i completed portal 2 single player in less than 5 hours time for co op when ps3 has it resurection........-.-

[lizards821]

How come there is a turret working at the desk diagonally behind her?

[EpitaphofCrabkind]

flowers are full of bees

[ViennaSteeler]

0:42 HEADSHOT MUTTHA FUKKAAHH

[DefoliantProjector]

i love how the guy is spinning with the diamond at the end

[RyanShredZ]

These look like some hard puzzles

[CrazerWolf]

My diamond.

[blwoller]

anyone saw a turret in the video?

[PreMortemFool]

Pause at 1:16, why is there a turret working a desk job?

[Aweman11]

Wait we lose 4/5 of our population to giant diamonds everyday?

[MafiaSk8r97399]

@Aweman11 No, 4/5 people are crushed by giant diamonds every day.

[TheCheeseTouch]

hottfuzz2  WTF!?

[MarineRoyal95]

really? i had to watch a single muslim advertisment before this video...

[Spectermon]

Imagine what would happen if you used a 2-way portal device,shot one ray to the ground,and shot the other randomly into the sky,and stepped through the portal...

[CronoManiac42]

@Spectermon I know what you mean! Like, what would happen if you shot a portal at the moon and another at the ground! That would be crazy right? Do bad we'll never find out ...

[Spectermon]

@CronoManiac42 Um,I don't think I'd even want to find out...maybe I'd just stare through the portal to see what's on the other side...

[CronoManiac42]

@Spectermon Heh heh.

[Spectermon]

@CronoManiac42 That,or I'd show that extra 6 seconds of trust robots have to an enemy of mine.

[ChipmunkiousD]

@CronoManiac42 you have to to complete portal 2. you can find out what happens when you get that far

[CronoManiac42]

@ChipmunkiousD that. was. the. joke.

[evilmonsterbear711]

lol



[LilwinBy]

Ye awesome pickup 8^)

[626b]

Don't give a turret an office job. If his computer has to restart:

Are you still there?

....*rebooting Windows*

There you are!

Casualties, oh the casualties.

[mrpink188]

Women love diamonds for there wide range of industrial applications lolol

[Stikmentor]

@mrpink188

Lol that bit was awesome XD

[suspensewriter2009]

@mrpink188 Fact: Four out of five people are crushed to death by giant diamonds every day.

[marceljamesburgunder]

fact: women dont like guns.

[LirinVormak]

I love how he just throws the gift on the table, That's love.

[Avkinen]

@LirinVormak "Heres your gift, now love me."

[Galarron]

@LirinVormak lol. Yeah he's like "Here's your damn present, LOVE ME NOW!"

[CCCCCOMBOBREAKIN]

seems legit...

[joe4645]

At 1:18 look at the guy to the right of the girl lol he has the diamond

[bahutmut]

i like how he just dumps the item on the table

[kjeldvontijn]

pause at 0:35 to see a sentrygun behind a desk

[totallyINFAMOUS]

The guy would've seen up her skirt when she was upside down 1:20

[Diehighpie]

@FlipnoteLugiLugia Or the turret at the desk in the background?