Hetalia-America Hates Twilight English Dub

[pyschofreakforever]

-Engand "Just like ol times eh America? Wetting the bed?"

[inuyashaslvr]

And yet, America, you call yourself the "hero"

[ProfessorSummerfang]

I can't blame America, but Japan should stop it with this nonsense called "Twitlight"

[cynder199]

@ProfessorSummerfang twitlight is america's fault

[ProfessorSummerfang]

@cynder199 I know that :L I was meaning why Japan didn't freak out at Twitlight along with him.

I'm spelling Twilight that way on purpose.

[midnightthecat1]

THAT WAS MY REACTION EXACTLY.

[italyxhre]

That is scary.....

[602sweetangel]

Omg this clip made my day

[TrebleCLef101]

If you listen closely, you can hear Ukraine's boobs!

[stargirl1254]

@TrebleCLef101 What? Really?

On a side note, I think I've seen your icon on deviantART before....

[TrebleCLef101]

@stargirl1254 Yeppers! I have a deviantART account!

[stargirl1254]

@TrebleCLef101 Really? What's it called?

[TrebleCLef101]

@stargirl1254 TrebleCLef101

[stargirl1254]

@TrebleCLef101 Cool! I'm SnowWizard.

[Coolfool121Rox]

Aw oh Gawd I Lol'd !

America does have a point though....

[lawlietrulz2]

for once America makes a valid point...

[eggyolksam]

i think america is trolling

[tehjefey]

@eggyolksam

NO SHIT! I troll Twilight fags and gleetards all the time by suggesting they watch Gilgi :D.

[eggyolksam]

@tehjefey yeah that's funny, but you just had to throw the word "fag" in there, didn't ya?

[tehjefey]

@eggyolksam

I could say not account Mormon loving charlatans but it'd be too long.

[HetaliaForeverYes]

Dude, this can only mean one thing... America watches Vampires Suck! -:D

[TrebleCLef101]

Hahahahahahahahah!!!! This made me laugh soooo hard!! Especially after the Twiligh clip when America is freaking out and Japan is just sitting there like this isn't that bad....

[Crazyrandomanimegirl]

If you think about it, if JK Rowling hadn't killed off Cedric, Paterson could've continued doing that role and they would've gotten someone else to do the role of Edward, rather than have him so it and ruin the lives of Harry Potter fans forever.

[maxpuppy7]

Bejewled vamps lC yuck

[15BubblesOrigami]

~.~ Why is the guy in the Twilight clip so lazy? Does it really take that much effort to button up your shirt?

[ShinkuButler]

So my brother made me watch Insidious with him and...

lol my reaction was pretty much just like that by the end. Going to sleep was hell.

Who says Hetalia stereotypes aren't accurate?

[Royroymiharu]

America I agree not many people like twilight especially not me

[shyneonabliss]

GENIOUS <3

[tehjefey]

@shyneonabliss

Wrong! You're supposed to say "FUCKING......GENIUUUUUUUUS!"

[7mikkidrew]

i like this making fun of stupid things that people fan over im subcribing

[stargirl1254]

@7mikkidrew Thanks! What videos would you like to see in the future?

[mpandainsilk]

And this is why America was not invited to movie night when England brought "Harry Potter and the Soccer's Stone"

[stargirl1254]

@mpandainsilk Huh?

[mpandainsilk]

@stargirl1254 I was trying to be funny by saying he can't watch movies involving magic or vampires.

[tehjefey]

@mpandainsilk

XD Good point!

[Shidokun96]

This would have only been better if only he had watched it with England!

[ILove3doorsdown45]

Japan: youh don't have to watch it at all

America: Say that again and I'll kill you o-ok let's w-watch it

Japan: It is rare to see America reduced to such insecurity this movie must be true terror

America: aaaaaahhhhhhhhh a ghost in a picture thats freaking brutal make it stop *starts flipping out* ahhhh im scared ghost are scary hold me that was a bad idea bad VCR I'm gonna pee my pants that was so scary

Japan:?!?!?!!?????

[JCWarriorCats]

lol I love the BOOK (movie sucks monkey balls -_-') but this still made me laugh so hard XD

[comhonee15]

smh v_v America's got issues yo.

[VevoAlphess]

Normally I'd be ranting about America and his habits, but now I see how everything started xD

[coolgirlluvsupre]

Replace ghost with vampire and it all makes sense...

[AnimeSpinCycle1392]

I agree with America on so many levels.... O_e

[dontbringme115]

lol say that again and i kill you XDDDD

[HotaruMitsuki101]

Vampires don't sparkle. They either burn up into ask or just...stand there. You know, like human beings.

[TheKatrinamc]

0:22, well you got that right, Japan

[zperra]

*grabs shovel* BRB I'm gonna try to raise Bela Lugosi from the dead.

[stargirl1254]

@zperra Who?

[zperra]

@stargirl1254: He was the first man to play Dracula in a movie.

[Hu4iX1n]

@stargirl1254 the original Dracula

[tehjefey]

@zperra

Ask God if he'll trade the Kardashians for Bela and Leslie Neilsen too.

[eclipsemoon98]

The only person who should sparkle is Armstrong!!!

[zaberfang]

@eclipsemoon98 YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[carolgorgon]

Oh god ik how America feels, i screamed in horror when i saw that movie -3-

[12345678909783]

SO THAT 'S WHY I KEPT HEARING PEOPLE SAY HE SPARKLED!

[OXOXGaaraOXOX]

I really didn't like twilight but sense it had awesome Werwolves I held on until i found out Belle gets with Edward I only watched 1 and 2 but yeah my reaction was more like -_- what the hell am I watching

[SlitherpuffLaLaLa]

i have 2 say... i would probably have the same reaction as america. its just frikin' brutal.

[CrazyYaoiPineappleX3]

"say that again and I'll kill you." x3

[TheYoyeah8]

"I'm gonna pee my pants!" LoL!!! XD

[BlackFallenAngel1013]

God, the books were good, but the movies sucked really bad.

I feel sorry for Japan...

[stargirl1254]

@BlackFallenAngel1013 I don't know, America's the one freaking out...

Japan is strong.

[ujump411]

Lol! I do love the books, and the movie are alright. But this is so funny. :)

[OMGSHINYXD]

Don't worry, America...I'LL protect you *_*

[MegaGloomyBear]

poor Alfred.......i wish i had a mr. pillow RAWRX3

[nintendomanager]

Japan have a sexy voice.

[R3cl41m3r1]

Wait, I got the two timers mixed up.....

I meant 1:26

[R3cl41m3r1]

.....I swear I just saw a Pokemon at 1:03

[CrystalShine299]

Japan: *planning Pearl Harbour*

[Yrekkkkk]

And Japan just stays and watches....

[TheWitchdoctr]

I refuse to see the fourth movie. I already wasted thirty dollars on the last three pieces of shit. No way am I wasting another ten to eleven for a badly made movie based off a badly written book.

But I could watch Hetalia repeatedly and forever.

[LadyOfDarkSide]

"This is what am I!"

"A fake swarosky?"

And this why we called him "Captain Swarosky"...

[Rivalee]

Never seen or read Twilight, but I got this feeling that it's like some teendrama, like Beverly Hills or something, except with vampires and werewolves... I dunno, just got this feeling...

Maybe, if I ever watch it, I should bring my pillow-family (got about 3 pillows). Too bad I can't have Japan (or Germany or Switzerland) with me as well... unless I try and print out some pictures...

... umm, sorry for a (kinda) weird comment ^_^;;

[ChipmunkNationFan200]

Edward! Why you kill Ke$ha!?!

[goldstar325]

i  am the hero! :)

[ZugZun69]

The only human being that can sparkle and shine, but still kick your ass is Armstrong!!

[passionateartist]

America's reaction is exactly like mine on every scary movie ever.

Coincedence? I think not.

[SuperKamiGuruPopo]

... A vampire.... that... sparkles? .... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?!?!?!?! VAMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO COMBUST NOT SPARKLE!!! *holds America and we both scream with terror* WHERE'S BUFFY WHEN YOU NEED HER?!?!?!

[Roxi2Star]

Twilight would have been easier if I had Japan to cuddle with too.....

[JustKeepOnTrollin]

lol twilight was such a shitty movie XD

[djiinraidinnae]

Estonia sparkles much sexier.

[NightmareInsanity111]

That was my same reaction to Twilight as well, but it was worse for me because I didn't hav Mr.Pillow.... Worse time of my life.

[stargirl1254]

@NightmareInsanity111 To be perfectly honest, I never actually saw Twilight. But I did read the first book. It sucked pretty badly. And I noticed a lot of people hate it too, so I made this. Indeed, a Mr. Pillow would have been nice.

[GentleDanielle]

@NightmareInsanity111 Or Japan, I presume.

[skystar1359]

I agree, killers do not coat themselves in body glitter -- Stephanie Meyer you have disgraced all vampires forever

[Kingdomheartsbabe101]

HA thats genius xD

[thefruitsong]

This is the skin of a killer." Of what? Glitter?

Needless to say, that was my reaction to the "saga" as well.

[AquaMyxrose]

I've never seen 2 girls 1 cup either, so I can't explain what it is. I've just seen on youtube people's reactions to watching it and they look absolutely horrified. And they scream in terror, just like America.

[stargirl1254]

@AquaMyxrose Huh. I'll look it up. I wonder if it IS really terrifying.

[RyanLuckyNinko]

@stargirl1254 NO!!! Do NOT look it up!! You WILL regret it

[stargirl1254]

@RyanLuckyNinko Well, someone already told me about it.

[MegaGloomyBear]

dont look what up @RyanLuckyNinko?

[ChristopherAngelies]

@AquaMyxrose Ok what it is and No i never watched but all the males in my old school all would talk about it and they told me .. Basicly its two lesbiens making out and kissing than one poops in a cup and the other eats it and they kiss than the second procedes to poop in it and thues first eats hers and they continue to kiss than they take turns peeing in the Cup and drink it than start peeing and pooping on each other and start peeing in each others mouths directly

[AquaMyxrose]

@ChristopherAngelies the description is horrifying. so i guess it really is as scary as people's reaction to the actual video are. thanks for explaining.

[ChristopherAngelies]

@AquaMyxrose Your welcome

^^

[AquaMyxrose]

America's reaction to 2 girls 1 cup.

[stargirl1254]

@AquaMyxrose Huh? What do you mean? *has no idea what 2 girls 1 cup means*

[SlairTheCat]

@stargirl1254 2 girls 1 cup is basically 2 lesbian girls eating poop out of a cup....

[hinro]

@stargirl1254 Keep it that way. Never EVER google it. you will be scarred for life.

[stargirl1254]

@hinro Sorry, I already found out.

[SmashLiXs]

come to think of it an anime of twilight actually would be a perfect fit. it might even suck less. think about it

[stargirl1254]

@SmashLiXs true...

[SmashLiXs]

@stargirl1254 well there is a ripoff manga of it. though it's not twilight, it's like that

[stargirl1254]

@SmashLiXs Oh, I see.

[9753matt]

@SmashLiXs You mean Vampire Knights? Or some other one? Quite honestly I hate vampire knights cause its a seams like a soggy ripoff of Twilight with uncomfortable incest themes.

It's ironic that Rosario + Vampire, which was supposed to be a moderate harem/action manga, decided to take itself far more seriously(for the most part) after the first 9 chapters, and became far more enjoyable then anything I've seen out Vampire Knights or Twilight....the anime however, was crap.

[SmashLiXs]

@9753matt i don't remember. my sis bought the manga even though she hates twilight (actually now she just doesn't care about twilight)

[9753matt]

@SmashLiXs No surprise there. Isn't that usually the pattern? Its either 1) love it, hate it, don't care or 2) hate it, don't care, forget it even existed. For those still on 3, who still love it, they obviously don't have any respect for vampires. I heard that in the 2nd movie they had this one scene that actually gave some respect back to vampires, but the rest was a load of crap.

[SmashLiXs]

@9753matt acording to reviews. new moon is the lowest rated twilight movie

[9753matt]

@SmashLiXs That's because the rest of New Moon was a pile of steaming shit.  Like I said, I'm not defending that movie, just that they had one scene with vampires with some grace of their old dignity.

In fact the movie was so bad, a lot of people who hate it I talked too found it enjoyable.. in just how incredibly dumb it was, despite how seriously it took itself.

As a guy, I went to path 2 immediately, but my sister went on path 1, and now she doesn't give a damn about it.

[SmashLiXs]

@9753matt i'm on a path on making fun of it. alex armstrong from fma who's sparkles alot in a manly way humorously without looking pathetic

[Sandra3594]

LOL XD

[QueenAnimeFreak]

I FRIKIN LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!

[stargirl1254]

@QueenAnimeFreak Thank you! I'm glad you love it!

[QueenAnimeFreak]

@stargirl1254 But I swear this is exactly my reaction X3

[stargirl1254]

@QueenAnimeFreak XD Mine too. *shudders at thought of sparkling vampire*

[QueenAnimeFreak]

@stargirl1254 *Does same* XD

[love94ever]

lol. My same reaction to twilight. nice video! ;)

[stargirl1254]

@love94ever I'm glad you like it! It was my reaction to Twilight too.

[xxalexisurgodxx]

@stargirl1254 omg are you me? Mine too!