DOUCHE!!! You have 5 freaking videos! You are cheating your way to the top of youtube! You are not a damn YOUTUBER! YOU ARE A CHEATER! EVERYONE WORKS THERE WAY TO THE TOP AND YOU CHEAT YOUR WAY TO THE TOP! THERE IS NO WAY THAT SOMEONE who has 9 videos has OVER 100,000 SUBSCRIBERS! The only way is if you cheated your way to the top and thats crap! People work there butt off to get to the top of youtube and you cheat! You are a scam, a douche, and you cant have fair game!
You sound like a short sighted individual who didn't get enough attention when you were younger. Are you also on crack cocaine, as you seem to be rambling on and on in a meaningless ramble.
LOOOOL this is so funny! The title of this video got me interested. Little did I know you'd have your conversation in the video! I'm sure she's not happy about it.. but nonetheless this was hilarious.
Now I have see it all LOL!! As a mom of 7 though I may of done the same if one my kids offended me!! LOL Got to love your mom!!! Well she should not worry she did a good job with you!!
HAHAHA, please dont tell me that at 1:20 you refer to what you do as 'comedy'? Try watching Phillip Defranco (the guy you idiotically portrayed on another idiots youtube) for comedy
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Wow okay so i seen you make fun of sxephil... so i thought id check you out so see what you where like and... Well u suck... really badly. Trying to get sub's off of sxephil is sad... don't care what you say about me cause my videos suck but to be honest so do you.
thats pretty cold mom. what gives? jk. your moms rad. Soo many funny lines in this, its crazy. H H How u doin that? haha just sit there like a G when shes talking good about you. comment your mom dammit.
It's cool when you have a great relationship with your Mom. Gay or Straight...your Mom will always be honest to you and Love you at the same time. They may not understand but will always support you. Great gift for Mother's Day. Thanks!
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Also what's even worse is that you got your MOM involved in this video. You're a disgrace to humanity. No wonder CR kicked your virtual ass like the little white pasty Lisa Nova cock sucking bitch you are. Go back to directing your shitty little mediocre videos. You're idiotic for thinking you won the war.
How was it won by you? Because you said so? According to your rules (Unless I missed something) or something from your last video if you got more subscribers than him you would've closed your channel and start over. And vice versa for him. He HAS more subscribers than you. So by your own rule I don't see how you won the war. Your logic makes no sense. Also it's irrelevant that some one would respond 5 months later. You might as well mention the color of my car as another example.
Do your homework....and then come back and talk to me. I don't have time to explain some shit that you missed out on 5 months ago. Watch my challenge video and see if you're able to comprehend the words that came out of my mouth. It's really not that compicated to figure out.
You never actually set a DATE for a response time. Hell it could've been a MONTH later for him to respond to accept or deny your challange and it still wouldn't have mattered. Plus a few days in between is hardly considered a huge gap of time. Maybe he was focusing on other movies? No I guess that didn't occur did it? fool...
You left a comment on this video regarding the fact that I said CR had not responded to me at the time I made this video, and you called me an idiot for not realizing that he actually HAD responded. I was simply informing you that his response came after I made this video, therefore making YOU the idiot.
Your mother pretty much said it all...you do disgusting stuff..low on scrupples, and even less on morales. Take your balls out of your mothers purse and wear them again.
No, I heard it was true. I heard some not so nice things about her, which probably isn't true, but, this is true. I also heard that her son had problems getting potty trained. Something about rubber sheets and a paper clip did the trick. I don't know if that is true. But she totally supports CR. That is fact.
Are you purposely want to make fun of Asians with your Thriller remake? Especially Filipinos? You're are one messed up mama's boy. I'm calling all my Pinoy friends: Satanas and all Real. Watch your back boy!!!
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I love you mama. Sorry for lying...it was really to get attention and get subs. It's all about the numbers, mom. I hope you understand. I didn't get this much attention when I was a kid. People are actually laughing at me. I love you mom...thanks for washing my undies.
what is the danny diamond story thing? and is it true him and lisa have been dating for years? cause thats really cute :)
WeAreTitus 6 months ago
lol
FAB3Production 8 months ago
You're adorable!
rachaelhalpert 1 year ago
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ashleigh738 1 year ago
DOUCHE!!! You have 5 freaking videos! You are cheating your way to the top of youtube! You are not a damn YOUTUBER! YOU ARE A CHEATER! EVERYONE WORKS THERE WAY TO THE TOP AND YOU CHEAT YOUR WAY TO THE TOP! THERE IS NO WAY THAT SOMEONE who has 9 videos has OVER 100,000 SUBSCRIBERS! The only way is if you cheated your way to the top and thats crap! People work there butt off to get to the top of youtube and you cheat! You are a scam, a douche, and you cant have fair game!
guitardude2744 1 year ago
@guitardude2744 Not true - Danny has been a YTer for years - he built his reputation and subs years ago with videos that he has since taken down.
TheDataMaestro 1 year ago
You`re incredible!
wennescence 1 year ago
Your title is wrong. It should be My mom unsubscribed FROM me.
speaksman89 1 year ago
fag
9352852 1 year ago
DOUCHE
angelsaints00 1 year ago
The video title should actually be "My mom unsubscribed FROM me."
GRAMMARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CalifornyaRIP 1 year ago
Love you danny, you seem like such a funny and sweet guy, lisa is very lucky!!! you should do some vlogs of just your life!
PCLBMariner11 1 year ago
funny lmao i like ur eyes n smile
SORTILEGIOism 1 year ago
hahaha love it!!!!!!!!!!!! you hawt
RunningWolfProductin 1 year ago
Hilarious... yr mom seems cool.
stephenpaultaylor 1 year ago
Poor Danny *huggs you have nice eyes, youre so cute! lmao 5 4 you^.^ you seem like a great guy. Oh and btw great smile!
PixieStixCreations 2 years ago
That's why I wanr my mom that there may be a bit of language in certain videos. lol
Tokillacrackhead 2 years ago
hhahahahha coolest cat by far
sexgod28 2 years ago
^ I FOUND HIS MOM'S SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNT!!!!!!! lol jkjkjk
peanutbutter90 1 year ago
u kinda look like ash roth. in a good way.
i dont think yall act similar.
pyromaniac347 2 years ago
Your mom is so cool :D
xonxing 2 years ago 5
minus the bible camp shit? cmon we know those stories are bullshit.
caviano 2 years ago
Mom is slapping you on the wrist. LOL. Mom's are funny when it comes to their kids. They're always concerned about their kids.
FlowingGeisha 2 years ago 7
hahaha that was adorable :)
IheartYTwatchdog 3 years ago 5
hahaha ur mum is sooo cute!
StrictlyLesbians3 3 years ago 3
:) yeah call your mom
AssholeAwards 3 years ago 2
I want a video of you and your mom having a discussion over the state of youtube right now. I like the "Danny talks to his mom" specials
BreezyFilm 3 years ago
by any chance do you do herion? LMAO
dannyab3 3 years ago
"I didn't get your message because I didn't go through my messages yet"
That woman gave birth to you and raised you. She probably STILL helps you out. What kind of a son are you to lie to your own mother??
TheBeautifulSheeple 3 years ago
Hahahahah oh that's low, Danny's Ma!!
arielsandersmusic 3 years ago
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lmfao believe? well slap her in the face and shove a computer in front of her? Whether or not she believes it, there here. lmao. that was great.
"My mom doesn't believe in youtube."
or
"My mom doesn't believe in gravity."
silly
caviano 2 years ago
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You sound like a short sighted individual who didn't get enough attention when you were younger. Are you also on crack cocaine, as you seem to be rambling on and on in a meaningless ramble.
dophler 2 years ago
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short sighted = The Pope
caviano 2 years ago
Sounds like you have a pharmacological disorder mate. You need to lye down and take the weight off your brain.
dophler 2 years ago 7
"You need to LIE down and take the weight off your brain."
casseerole 2 years ago
haahaha! im subscribing =]
OrthoPuppy 3 years ago
dissappoints his mom............ shocking....
TheBeautifulSheeple 3 years ago
Which one are you talking about?
MagicalSins 3 years ago
lol that was funny!
kinglaith7 3 years ago
subscribe TO -- unsubscribe FROM How hard is that?
MikeOfKorea 3 years ago 2
funny XD
samaniearmstrong 3 years ago
LOOOOL this is so funny! The title of this video got me interested. Little did I know you'd have your conversation in the video! I'm sure she's not happy about it.. but nonetheless this was hilarious.
pinkpixy 3 years ago
My mom has not subscribed to me lol
-Anthony.R
dorkchop2007 3 years ago
Your mom is cool!
dannyab3 3 years ago
your mom is a smart woman!
renitar 3 years ago 3
You are John Rueben's brother? How can you be related to John Rueben and not be up on the Truth? That's mind boggling.
pensmoke 3 years ago
Your mom is soo clever :) Thats what i would do too! :D
conniefever 3 years ago
haha this video makes him look cute,
now i know why lisa dates him lol.
hardcorgreen 3 years ago
your mom is awesome
StrongDrinks 3 years ago 3
which video is he refering to?
The JIPSI K.. R.I.P?
that wone was weird i didnt get it.
WootforCupcakes 3 years ago
Now I have see it all LOL!! As a mom of 7 though I may of done the same if one my kids offended me!! LOL Got to love your mom!!! Well she should not worry she did a good job with you!!
tjmejak3 3 years ago
shave ure head man and u will pass for jens kidman from meshuggah lol
StarryBumbleBee 3 years ago
HAHAHA, please dont tell me that at 1:20 you refer to what you do as 'comedy'? Try watching Phillip Defranco (the guy you idiotically portrayed on another idiots youtube) for comedy
Dummkopf08 3 years ago
Ok two of your vids and I'm hooked. Subscribed!
Jubug78 3 years ago 2
Danny,
My mom also goes to bible study and she's oh-so proud of us. She really likes the one where the guys head goes up an elephant's ass.
Call me, I have a funny collab idea but I need you to jam my head in a toilet. I'm not kidding. Our Mom's will love it.
Best,
Captain Chuck
P.S. Please don't loose my sunglasses. I got those babies at Costco...
ClipCritics 3 years ago 4
oloolololoollololololoolololfdcbghzsdfjndghdspamtrhis is
bobleob 3 years ago
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Danny you're a gay little bastard with big time issues. But don't believe me just keep being a headcase
Fintinobrien 3 years ago
LMAO....LATE BUT ATLEAST I GOT TO SEE THIS. WOW! Cool vid.
MABman622 3 years ago
oh burn!
yourmamaluigi 3 years ago
Hilaaaaaaarious!
CityzenJane 3 years ago
i subscribed to your mom ha
Bridance266 3 years ago 3
lol
sophiehottie 3 years ago
rofll she got a fake account to spy on u rofl
mcroger 3 years ago 3
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your face is too close.
please back away a little.
moysesnyc 3 years ago
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Wow okay so i seen you make fun of sxephil... so i thought id check you out so see what you where like and... Well u suck... really badly. Trying to get sub's off of sxephil is sad... don't care what you say about me cause my videos suck but to be honest so do you.
Kickazzmuthafoe 3 years ago
aw im sorry danny
poocoop 3 years ago
lol I feel bad for your mom :P
Flarinon 3 years ago
Wow. That was funny.
SomethingSea 3 years ago
lol, your mom's adorable.
shannonymouse 3 years ago 2
she unsubbed you? LOL
Lillemy1 3 years ago 3
thats pretty cold mom. what gives? jk. your moms rad. Soo many funny lines in this, its crazy. H H How u doin that? haha just sit there like a G when shes talking good about you. comment your mom dammit.
surfnakd23 4 years ago
say sumthing nice about danny.. "siiiiigh"....that was funny.
surfnakd23 4 years ago
It's cool when you have a great relationship with your Mom. Gay or Straight...your Mom will always be honest to you and Love you at the same time. They may not understand but will always support you. Great gift for Mother's Day. Thanks!
septemberbabie 4 years ago 2
wonder what she said about this video lol
krazybanAnna 4 years ago 3
you have the coolest mom ever! I love her.
shumbusho 4 years ago 3
That was to cute.
wpgpeanut 4 years ago
Lol I cant believe I just listened to that entire conversation. Very nice though, def like you much better now.
chameleodon 4 years ago
dude youre fuckin STONED in this video
sourpop1034 4 years ago
true
mcroger 3 years ago
:) that was the cutest thing.
maria112 4 years ago
lol imagine what she's gonna say when she finds out bout this vid... ;D
Maryangel24 4 years ago
dude your lucky... my mom would kill me if i talked that way to her...
guiltfreemistress 4 years ago
good for you man, to make fun of that guy in that video, total hypocrites are screwing shit up for the rest of us and are scum
AlexisL33 4 years ago
Danny, this country needs the hardcore nerd pwners like yourself in the Marine Corps. Think about it.
Your mom seems nice, go church group!
Shifty567 4 years ago
You crack me up. I love your style.
julieswahn 4 years ago 2
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Also what's even worse is that you got your MOM involved in this video. You're a disgrace to humanity. No wonder CR kicked your virtual ass like the little white pasty Lisa Nova cock sucking bitch you are. Go back to directing your shitty little mediocre videos. You're idiotic for thinking you won the war.
RetroAxis 4 years ago
The War was won by me...not even a question about it. The fact you're here 5 months later crying like a little bitch about it just proves my point.
TheDiamondFactory 4 years ago 7
How was it won by you? Because you said so? According to your rules (Unless I missed something) or something from your last video if you got more subscribers than him you would've closed your channel and start over. And vice versa for him. He HAS more subscribers than you. So by your own rule I don't see how you won the war. Your logic makes no sense. Also it's irrelevant that some one would respond 5 months later. You might as well mention the color of my car as another example.
RetroAxis 4 years ago
Do your homework....and then come back and talk to me. I don't have time to explain some shit that you missed out on 5 months ago. Watch my challenge video and see if you're able to comprehend the words that came out of my mouth. It's really not that compicated to figure out.
TheDiamondFactory 4 years ago 4
i'm picking up some sarcasm.
muackquooo 4 years ago
Yeah CR didn't respond...uhm i guess you aren't familar with his OTHER channel right? Idiot
RetroAxis 4 years ago
Idiot? Look at the date of this video...then look at the date of CR's response vid...MORON!
TheDiamondFactory 4 years ago
You never actually set a DATE for a response time. Hell it could've been a MONTH later for him to respond to accept or deny your challange and it still wouldn't have mattered. Plus a few days in between is hardly considered a huge gap of time. Maybe he was focusing on other movies? No I guess that didn't occur did it? fool...
RetroAxis 4 years ago
oh ignore this dude, hes a fag
fattyrabbit 4 years ago
You left a comment on this video regarding the fact that I said CR had not responded to me at the time I made this video, and you called me an idiot for not realizing that he actually HAD responded. I was simply informing you that his response came after I made this video, therefore making YOU the idiot.
TheDiamondFactory 4 years ago 5
lol
shes probably even more mad that u posted this phone call on youtube:)
thecallofduty1994 4 years ago
........
amandarokz 4 years ago
LMAO!!!!
JoeyRipley7000 4 years ago
by the way this is my favourite video EVER
payette 4 years ago 2
lol! moms are funny.
wtfere 4 years ago
I'm your mom! haha
Richi48 4 years ago
i would've unsubscribed also...damn you..kidding.
wasy35 4 years ago
you are a genious...
jawsman02 4 years ago
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Check out my idiotic ff5 dance video!
Smosnarransom 4 years ago
Danny Is your girlfriends Dad from England?
bigsleep32 4 years ago
LOL pause at :58 and 1:01
SergeCWazukie 4 years ago
Your mother pretty much said it all...you do disgusting stuff..low on scrupples, and even less on morales. Take your balls out of your mothers purse and wear them again.
wintertyme 4 years ago
John Reuben is your brother? Man I'm confused.
mousetrench 4 years ago
i think he wanted 2 show of his phone lol
nuffzx 4 years ago 6
Lol this is great! My mom doesnt know a thing about youtube! She may even have trouble checking her own e-mails!
geekygirl29 4 years ago
Oh my god your so god damn sexy as hell!!! *faints*
Nalupa 4 years ago
"Creative restraint"... "secret identity"... your Mom rules! I don't think my Mom even knows what YouTube is.
VivaToddVegas 4 years ago
200 comment ya check out my channel
Strooks 4 years ago
gypsy is spelt G Y P S Y no J I P S Y .. retard
isha2406 4 years ago 5
its his name. he can spell it anyway he wants.
johnsmom 4 years ago
I'm still laughing...thanks
0WildBill0 4 years ago
pretty good, you are getting better. nice work
smallwhale1 4 years ago
That was the cutest thing ever; my mom's exactly the same way. You know--the way mom's are about their kids.
Yeah, anyway, hilarious; subscribed ^.^
~Palmer
pinkpalm0000 4 years ago
I love your mom. adopt me
grenstorm 4 years ago
haw haw ur mom teaches u lessons lol im gonna start posting msgs like nelson, btw ur mom is awesome :D real down to earth.
SSShino 4 years ago
LOL haha, nice!!!!!! :) :):)
Faure45 4 years ago
Danny you are hilarious, keep making videos man!
killbill111 4 years ago
Your mom is COOL!!!and funny!
And I'm subscribing!!!!!!!! And I hate CHANNEL REVIEWS!!!!And you should stop caring about that guy!!!!!!
LannieBarbie 4 years ago
lol, your mother is amazing.
=]
avadakedavra16 4 years ago
what is the name of the phone?
erdal0 4 years ago
I think its Blackberry.
ScoobyMoo 4 years ago
lol your mom unsubscribed.
ScipioM 4 years ago
The whole world is watching.
The whole world is watching.
The whole world is watching.
stuart250 4 years ago
If that's really your Mom she's awesome!
sporty04 4 years ago 2
Moms wil be moms haha
THET2236 4 years ago
mom unsubscribed?
how come im not surprised, Diamond?
emarzek04 4 years ago
your mom is cool....cheers to her...what a sweetheart
therabbitslayer 4 years ago
your mom is cool, danny!
skyllo 4 years ago
TheDiamondFactory..
Kid tested, Mother (dis)approved lmao.
teddybeardustin 4 years ago
he has lovely teeth
yuhyuhtube 4 years ago 2
i want your phone.
it's amazing!
whereisFALON 4 years ago 2
moms are hilarious
karliezmarie 4 years ago 2
you remind me of lisanova she laughs like you
o0lilazndemon0o 4 years ago 2
haha, :D
pwnRonaldopwn 4 years ago
I heard she also likes Channel Review's Vids better than yours too.
Pusher64 4 years ago
Not true
johnsmom 4 years ago
No, I heard it was true. I heard some not so nice things about her, which probably isn't true, but, this is true. I also heard that her son had problems getting potty trained. Something about rubber sheets and a paper clip did the trick. I don't know if that is true. But she totally supports CR. That is fact.
Pusher64 4 years ago 2
Hi johnsmom.
Youre a good mom.
JR is lucky.
Tq
emarzek04 4 years ago
Danny rules!
Graham1979 4 years ago
Are you purposely want to make fun of Asians with your Thriller remake? Especially Filipinos? You're are one messed up mama's boy. I'm calling all my Pinoy friends: Satanas and all Real. Watch your back boy!!!
xbrain720 4 years ago
im scared
TheDiamondFactory 4 years ago
scared already? you havent' even answered the questions yet, dummy!
xbrain720 4 years ago
I'm not making fun of anyone...except u maybe
TheDiamondFactory 4 years ago
so you like to make fun of innocent people who are maybe looking at racist video. you make me vomit.
xbrain720 4 years ago
stop
TheDiamondFactory 4 years ago
yes you should put a stop on this racist vid. you're finally making sense. good boy.
xbrain720 4 years ago
yeah whatever, chill out. Go eat ice.
heyjeySigma 4 years ago
Lol, what an asshat brain is! XD
ROYALNOZGUL 4 years ago
Keep your greasy yellow hands to yourself.
What do you think this is, fast and furious tokyo drift?
Shifty567 4 years ago
I love it- The words make perfect sense but they are coming out of your mouth.
LarenKee 4 years ago
LOL that was great and so is your mom!!!
Unbreakable0121 4 years ago
I only subscribe to vulgar channels.
MillerTan 4 years ago
daamn, u are hot..
etedgui 4 years ago
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I love you mama. Sorry for lying...it was really to get attention and get subs. It's all about the numbers, mom. I hope you understand. I didn't get this much attention when I was a kid. People are actually laughing at me. I love you mom...thanks for washing my undies.
TheDlamondFactory 4 years ago
how could someone unsubscribe from someone so sexy
fryblock 4 years ago
His mom unsubscribed? Wow... That's nice how shes envolved! She's pretty funny!
supervisordcook 4 years ago 3
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ANOTHER GAY
midniteKnite 4 years ago
I guess you watch a lot of gay vids. does that make YOU gay?
heyjeySigma 4 years ago
What a nice mother :-)
catquack 4 years ago 5
yawnrific
rageOagainstOtico 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA! your mom has a sock puppet account
djjazzyjeff12 4 years ago
your mom seems to know a lot about youtuber, pretty impressive
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
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if only your name was Iraq. the government needs to drops some fucking bombs on you.
ArtOfficial 4 years ago
taaaaaaaaaaaaasteless
gurkendressing 4 years ago
why would you say that? it has a taste. even if the flavor resembles asshole.
ArtOfficial 4 years ago
funnay. your mom is coolio.
sim2 4 years ago
Tsk, tsk, tsk...disobeying your mom...
docjazz4 4 years ago
YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!! i <3 your videos :D
TWINKYCUTIE345 4 years ago
So, your mom has a troll account....that's pretty funny!
Big10 4 years ago
aww danny, you're so sweet. i love you.
vegecrisps 4 years ago
john's mom?
fagan411 4 years ago
yer mom's cool
snarkdetriomphe 4 years ago
A little crazy!!
But I will probably watch more of your videos :P
Holler from NORWAY!
Mr777Norway 4 years ago
I like you now
fagan411 4 years ago
bible study? you poor bastard
fagan411 4 years ago
oooooooooooooohhh Danny Boy Danny boy... It's gettin closer...!!
ThePeacefulCat 4 years ago