My friends dad asked me that once, "Do the carpets match the drapes" Being completly niave, I too awnsered I didn't have a carpet. He looked suprised, and I didn't understand why, as his kitchen floor was hardwood.
"does the carpet match the drapes?" is a way of asking a red headed woman if her pubes are red like the hair on her head. carpet = pubes. drapes = hair on head. hope i cleared it up.
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yeshuahfullofit 6 months ago
Laurie Elliott is just soo great!!
She has me on the floor laughing
wickedxwonder 1 year ago 2
My friends dad asked me that once, "Do the carpets match the drapes" Being completly niave, I too awnsered I didn't have a carpet. He looked suprised, and I didn't understand why, as his kitchen floor was hardwood.
Only years later did I come to understand...
-_-'
InkBleedsDeeper 1 year ago 6
@InkBleedsDeeper the real ? is y ur friends dad asked u this
Be1smaht 6 months ago
she is cute
ranjistudent 2 years ago 11
omg i pissed myself....okay not really...5 feet of sausage BWAHAHAHAHA
mahtexas 2 years ago 15
This chick should seriously be more famous. She's fuckin funny, cute and goofy as hell, lol.
SharksKid 2 years ago 34
I've seen her live. She's friggin' awesome!
pufferfishing 2 years ago 30
hilarious... she's awesome
kennebacasiskyle 2 years ago 29
This woman is absolutely hilarious! Why is there not more of her around? She should be a much bigger star.
Furrymandal 3 years ago 88
she's amazing!
ddphonemail 3 years ago 61
3:52 -- LOL! My fav part
CiaoVino 3 years ago 7
lol. ok. explain it to me.
drfunk444 3 years ago
It's supposed to be "does the carpet match the drapes" not the other way around lol but otherwise funny :)
rivertam00 3 years ago 2
I dont think it really matters
drfunk444 3 years ago
but oh...it does. :)
rivertam00 3 years ago
what does that mean?
erismatic 3 years ago 2
"does the carpet match the drapes?" is a way of asking a red headed woman if her pubes are red like the hair on her head. carpet = pubes. drapes = hair on head. hope i cleared it up.
rivertam00 3 years ago 2
Lmao!!! Just trying to rub your back babyyy. XD
BubblesTheLlama 3 years ago 30
DEBRA! =o
And Laurie Elliott is awesome!
HisagiShuhei 3 years ago 8
yaaaaay!! I love Laurie Elliott, she's fabulous XD
dearone1 3 years ago 7
one of the funniest female comics i've ever seen!
ComedyFan 3 years ago 24
Yay Laurie!
7doodle 3 years ago 3
hey it was debra digiovanni at the begining
sayujya17 3 years ago 5