Sarah Palin - Pitbull wearing Lipstick

[REDDRAKON]

she also like black cock

[MrLolmaster12345]

Wow i like it when everyone cheers



[eier]

So let me get this straight: hockey moms are forced by ghetto trash thugs to fight one another for scraps of meat? Say WHAT?!

[EPR89]

Three years... And I somehow still don't find it funny.

[102936]

May be difficult for people to believe even now, but Palin really was quite a revelation when she first arrived on the scene. She contrasted so brilliantly with Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, Geraldine Ferraro, even the feminine Blanche Lincoln.

[seismedia]

@102936 "Palin really was quite a revelation when she first arrived on the scene"

Not sure if it's slanted news coverage, or just regular old sunlight, but with each passing day of media play, Palin gets more and more dim. Those that rally around her seem more and more naive, and she seems less relevant. But then again, so does Obama, Newt, Clinton, Romney, et al. Behind all this is perhaps a realization that Amercians should be self governing without a need for a sycophant leader.

[102936]

@seismedia Politics are quite superficial, really. A leader along the lines of Cincinnatus wouldn't be such a bad thing.

[deltafour1212]

What's the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom!

They would be better than Obama!

[seismedia]

@deltafour1212 "They would be better than Obama!"

I think you meant "Why is a Hockey Mom like a Pitbull?" or more accurately, "What does just about everything in the world have in common?". Of course, with "Obama" as the punchline, the world cannot contain the volumes of work which could be written.

e.g. "What's worse than a solo violist?"

or, "Why's that [name of item] so darned expensive?"

or, "Who's the smartest" to which liberal respondent blurts "Obama" and you keep going "...Kenyan?"

[deltafour1212]

@seismedia No not at all. I said what I meant to say. In laymans terms ANYONE BUT OBAMA!

[seismedia]

@deltafour1212 "ANYONE BUT OBAMA"

Still don't get your punchline in the context of the riddle. "What's the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom" Anyone but Obama? At any rate, the jokes as dead as a beaten horse, but thanks for your comments:)

[deltafour1212]

@seismedia I know you dont get it. Why am I not surprised by that.

Take care.

From your pal to my pal

Delta

[ninjahobo3]

the difference between Sarah Palin and a balloon?

lipstick

[capitainehaddoque]

It's Danke, and I do understand your desire to stay close to the subject matter, but still: "Proportionen" in German rather means the relation of elements to each other than the size - which is better represented by "Dimensionen" or "Ausmaße" . Just in case you want to make your point as clear as possible.

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque ""Proportionen" in German rather means the relation of elements to each other than the size"

Then Danke! I shall keep that in mind.

[capitainehaddoque]

I always thought judging without knowledge would be called prejudice, and bigoted something like "irrational, intolerant, hostile on principle". Ponting that out would be bigoted?

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque "thought judging without knowledge would be called prejudice, and bigoted something like "irrational, intolerant, hostile on principle".

Strictly speaking, "prejudice" is to "judge beforehand" (etymologically) or "to decide with finality" (legally). Your definition of "bigoted" is spot-on, but think about it, when you declare something (with hostility) on principle, intolerant to the actual facts surrounding said subject, then have you not pre-judged the matter?

[capitainehaddoque]

@seismedia Hostility? Well -no. Considering the facts surrounding said subject it's nostalgia (as for the Swedish aspect), amusement (as for how politics may get out of proportion), bewilderment (as for Palin, although she's cute) and a good deal of regular U-Tube bullshitting that altogether led to a whimsy remark I have no reason to make an apology for.

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque "no reason to make an apology for"

No apology required or requested. You simply expressed an opinion. For different reasons, I find Sarah Palin dull and uninteresting, a formidable political organ, but not someone I'd pick for a neighbor and not just because Alaska is too cold. Then of course, if Obama invited me for a beer in the Rose Garden, I'd perfunctorily decline because he's even more dull and uninteresting and a sycophant to boot. I much prefer Ron Paul or Leiberman.

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque "Ponting that out would be bigoted?"

You're not pointing out anything factual, you're adopting popular hyperbole, using it casually to reinforce you're preconceived notion, and then without any rationale, intolerant to the facts, and with noted hostility, alleged certain defects based on the aforementioned, supporting your argument with an allusion to a "cute" teacher of Swedish, as if it had any relevance. Thus "bigoted" would be an adequate description.

[capitainehaddoque]

Without apology: please correct my English if necessary. And you'd rather say "Dimensionen" or "Ausmaße" in German.

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque ""Dimensionen" or "Ausmaße" in German."

Danka, but I like "Proportienen" better because of the immediate connection with the Englische meme "Epic Proportion", ne!

[capitainehaddoque]

Maybe the Russkis foresaw Palin popping up some day and chucked the Alaska place to the US for a lump sum. Now Sarah Palin gives the notion of Alaska as "Seward's Folly" quite a new dimension.

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque "Now Sarah Palin gives the notion of Alaska as "Seward's Folly" quite a new dimension."

Maybe Palin's analogy of "seeing Russia from her backyard" was a weak and limited, and even hyperbolic metaphor, but the degree to which you and the MSM take it literally is over the top.

(Note to conservatives, address the liberal press and their minions without analogy because they will take you literally and beat the horse to death and then some. Oops, I just used a metaphor, my bad!)

[capitainehaddoque]

Palin looks cute, and so did my Swedish teacher in the sixties ... and she was bigoted and aggressive and was so no-nonsene she wouldn't have anyone but her crack the jokes ... and she wouldn't have anything else but jokes cracked on others ... which makes them quite much the same joke ... one pretends to be a teacher, the other wants to lead a nation...

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque "Palin looks cute, and so did my Swedish teacher"

Yes, cute is a problem with me too, can't trust anyone that's "cute".

"she was bigoted"

Swedish teacher - cute & bigoted, Palin - cute, therefore also bigoted.

And judging that someone is bigoted,... that would of course make you a bigot. So did you end up marrying your bigoted Swedish teacher since you found so much in common? Just asking. Hope you did well in Swedish because logic and reason aren't your strong points.

[capitainehaddoque]

@seismedia I now quite many cutes whom I trust. Bigotry and cuteness may coincide without reason. Didn't imply more. So much for reasoning.

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque "So much for reasoning."

I agree with your assessment, so having throw out the "cute" argument and demonstrating your own bigotry, what was the point you were trying to make?

[capitainehaddoque]

@seismedia Would calling someone a commie make oneself a commie?

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque "Would calling someone a commie make oneself a commie?"

No, but if you say you are a commie, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. On the matter of bigotry, without really knowing much about someone and calling them a bigot would by definition, make you a bigot. You went to great extent to draw false parallel between two people to blight one of them, along the way, accusing her to be bigoted, and instead only verified your own bigotry. Not rocket science, mein Kamerad.

[capitainehaddoque]

@seismedia Sorry, the answer didn't get posted last time: back in 1968 we had a mock-up talkshow, the objective of which was to ask embarrassing questions and to show quick response. A classmate confronted me with the following one: "How often have you been petting Mrs. -----?" (Of course the lady in question was our Swedish teacher). Our English teacher had me not answer the question. So the marriage idea isn't a very new one, but its historic parallel highlights what might be your objective.

[legendaryassassin212]

Did she smoke something before she went up there or is she always like that?

[Alexe84]

So, can anyone tell me what the joke was referring to (a hockey mom and a pit-bull?) Was it an attack on President Obama? Was it a referral to her candidacy? Sorry, I had never really understood the joke, and would really like to understand from a Poli-Wingnut or anyone with an interesting fact..

[seismedia]

@Alexe84 "what the joke was referring to (a hockey mom and a pit-bull?)"

Let's face it, politicians make poor comedians, so the joke wasn't that funny. But what it meant was that hockey moms are tough and so is she. She shoots moose on weekends, so at least when she's packing heat, she's pretty tough, but in general, I wouldn't mess with citizens from Alaska or Texas, they're pretty no-nonsense about their personal liberties.

[StraightFashionMan]

Republicans love to refer to Obama saying "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig" as a swipe at Palin and women.

Uh, but what about Palin's quote.

First of all, she's comparing women to a dog. A dog is a tradition insult to a woman.

Also, she's comparing women to a breed of dog that has a scummy reputation.

Pit bulls are known for mauling their owners and children. They  are also the breed preferred by thugs and gangsters.

So, Republicans, why won't you bitch about Palin?

[seismedia]

@GayFashionMan "Republicans love to refer to Obama saying..." blah, blah, blah, "So, Republicans, why won't you bitch about Palin?"

When she starts throwing around the "N" word to describe the other candidate, I'll personally blast her out of the sky, but when a woman chooses a dog or moose or whatever to draw an analogy to her own, then short of picking a bad analogy, I've got no qualms. You're really grasping at straws if this is your best shot at Palin, 'cause she's got much bigger flaws.

[loonmaniac]

Her daughter is a slut.

[seismedia]

@loonmaniac ""

And your father smells of elderberries.

Hmmm.

Wait,... And your mother was a hamster!

Hmmm.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but throwing out insults at people just doesn't do it for me. Or maybe they have to be baseless?!

[Palin123Sucks]

You know what the difference is between Caribou Barbie and Hitler? Hitler didn't have a slut daughter who got knocked up at age 16.

[seismedia]

What's the difference between Hitler's brown shirts and people that call other people sluts? Nothing. If all you have to offer is pejoratives and slander, then you have nothing to offer.

[Palin123Sucks]

What's the diffrence between Palin123Sucks' comment and seismedia's? Palin123Sucks' was funny, his bombed. Jerking off to your Hitler with lipstick and siding with the out of power minority is obviously more your speed making jokes. Stick with that.

[seismedia]

Well, if you have to state that your comment was funny, you should reconsider that maybe it wasn't. Your comment was void of any value, if not outright offensive. My comment wasn't an attempt at humor, but to put you in your place as nothing better than spiteful lemming who still needs to grow up.

[Palin123Sucks]

Spiteful? What's to be spiteful about. The GOP is the one out of power. You don't find it funny becuse you have been brainwashed into believing that Palin is your female Reagan/ Jesus and can do no wrong. And the only reason anyone enjoys a joke or two at her expense is because of the pesky Liberal Media attacks that make her look bad. If you honestly believe, than you, my friend, are the lemming here.

[seismedia]

If you are so "happy" that the GOP is out of power, why are you so angry?! Seriously, read your comments. There's no good natured humor in them, though you claim to be funny. You reference Hitler, Jesus, brainwashing, jerking off - that's not humor, it's ridicule and ad hominem attacks. You're so focused in your anger that you don't see that the video was already laced with captions poking fun at political stumping. You really need to lighten up. You don't seem too happy with Obama winning.

[Palin123Sucks]

Hey, were not the ones hoping the Pres gets assassinated, and going out killing abortion doctors. The best news the GOP hs gotten since the election is Palin quitting Alaska. You are in such denial over your depression you look at that as a triumphant victory. The only thing that makes me feel better than I already do is rubbing it in you republican'ts faces every chance I get. Pissing in your face feels mighty good.

[seismedia]

Who exactly is hoping the Pres gets assassinated? Are you talking about the Bush haters? Shouldn't they put their hatred to rest for a season?! He's not president anymore! You've got really violent tendencies, and should really seek some psychiatric help before the Secret Service shows up at your door and hauls you away. You know they monitor these threads, right!?

[Palin123Sucks]

All McCan't and Falin had to offer during their pathetic campaign last year are pejoratives and slander towards Obama. Perhaps that is why they lost by over 10 million votes?

[seismedia]

What are you talking about!? It was Obama that called Palin a Pig with Lipstick. I'd say Obama mastered the art of character assassination. Sounds like he's your guy! Well, drink up while the kool-aid's still free!

[Palin123Sucks]

Look up the clip - 'McCain Smears Hillary Clinton As Lipstick On A Pig'. Also, was ok for Palin to constantly call Obama a terrorist? "Perhaps So". It's obvious you believe the rules different for Republican'ts than they are for Dems. Yet you say i'm the guy drinking the kool-aid. I think you may have suffered a traumatic head injury during one of the many times you got the crap kicked out of you when you were a kid.

[seismedia]

Oh, I've seen the clip. McCain's no saint, he's been caught off guard making pretty lurid remarks, but I've seen the whole clip and McCain makes no direct reference to Hillary, no play on anything Hillary said, and even if you connect Hillary to the referenced policy which he is attacking, he attaches the analogy to her policy. Obama is referencing the candidate.

But you're right, hypocrisy is a two way street. I didn't vote for McCain/Palin because I didn't think they had the right stuff.

[Palin123Sucks]

You and 60 million other voters

[seismedia]

I didn't vote for Obama either, though. Me and about 150 Million!

[capitainehaddoque]

@Palin123Sucks McCan't & Falin!!! Teeheheheheee .....

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque "McCan't & Falin!"

NLOL! Ihr Witz ist nicht lustig. Epischen Versagen!

[capitainehaddoque]

@seismedia "Episches Versagen" is what you mean. And it's a double blunder: it wasn't my joke, and it's truly a funny one.

[seismedia]

@capitainehaddoque ""Episches Versagen" is what you mean."

Look, I didn't stoop to correcting your English if you "now" what I mean, so without apology, I meant what I said „totale und vollständige Versagen von epischen Proportionen“

[newchicagogirl]

Seismedia,

A Republican example of what someone with aspirations for high office should sound like:

watch?v=rd8wwMFmCeE

or have we forgotten?

[seismedia]

Oh, that we could go back to the days of Eisenhower before LBJ's "War on Wealth", Kennedy's trists with Monroe, Nixon's "Rat Fink Tapes", Carters "Let's-build-a-canal-and-give-­it-away" diplomacy, Clinton's "Blue Dress" perjury and "Let's-give-away-all-our-rocke­t-technology-to-China" campaign fundraiser scandal, Reagan's "Iran-Contra" fumbling, etc., etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseam. I guess either the World's more complicated today or the folks demand more value for their entertainment dollar.

[newchicagogirl]

This you find funny?? This is only funny if you can say to yourself. "hahaha, hockey moms sure are tough. hahaha"

I am sorry. I can not relate to that. The only people that can relate to that is white trash america. Sorry to hear you think that is humorous.

[seismedia]

Seriously, are you white trash? black trash? Do you really think some people are trash? You like to sit in judgement on everyone else, Miss Chicago Girl, smarter-than-everyone-else-in-­the-room? It's okay if you don't think something's funny, but can you offer critique without pejorative or slander? Curious if your enlightened sense of humor is affected by your politics? Let me guess, you not only hate Palin, but Bush too. Anything besides hate driving your humor and politics?

[newchicagogirl]

Whoa, take it easy cowboy.

Yes, I hate the fact that we could come so close to electing someone so dumb. I don't hate all republicans. I think this woman is dumb. I think this joke is trash.

and YES. I hate Bush but that is not a lucky guess. Most people hate Bush.

Here, you might find this joke funny:

watch?v=5l5bSxpCKEI

[seismedia]

What do you mean "close", we did much worse than electing someone "so dumb", we elected someone who THINKS he's smarter than everyone else, who thinks that the problem with Pennsylvanians is that they "cling to their guns and bibles", who thinks "we need to spread the wealth", who thinks we need sky high energy prices, who thinks big government is the answer to all of our problems.

And the proof that Obama ISN'T the smartest man in the room is the unemployment rate that continues its plunge.

[seismedia]

Oh, and if you want flat out stupid, how about Biden's comment that President Roosevelt got on television on the eve of the October 1929 stock market crash to restore confidence of leadership to the American people. That would be FDR, who was inaugurated on 19 Jan, 1933 on the television that didn't have a broadcast network in 1929. Hmmm, glad we got a smart VP out of November's election. Does he fit your definition of "White Trash"?

[seismedia]

When Obama screws this economy into a hole in the ground with unfettered spending and double digit unemployment, are you going to refer to him as "black trash"? Or would the latter be racist while it remains okay in your rational to thus label Ms. Palin? Your rationale is dubious at best.

[pikapikachu25]

Palin

Cheney

2012

[seismedia]

You're kidding, right? Cheney's not POTUS material, too old, too unelectable, and I doubt he's even interested. Palin's got fire, but needs more vetting for POTUS, but put her on a ticket as VP with a strong POTUS candidate, and you might have something. She's a good strong person with reasonable experience and charisma, but after electing a "Community Organizer" for president, by 2012, America will be much more demanding, particularly with respect to economic experience and acumen.

[Bloodykitten09]

I just read over 20 of your comments that started out as a debate over the GOP and Demo. parties, and quickly degraded into senseless name-calling and outright slander and threats. Wow. The human race is doomed if you guys can do all that, *still* consider yourselves justified and call others stupid and close-minded.

Hope you're proud of yourselves.

[seismedia]

Sorry if my comments come off in anyway as stupid attacks other than perhaps a flawed attempt to censure attacks on Ms. Palin. I didn't vote for her, have no predisposition towards her, but as much as I was offended at attacks on HRClinton, I hold in disdain similar attacks on Palin or any other. Perhaps I was provoked into a senseless argument that took on a life of its own, but as you have seen fit to chastise me, I also found the vitriol and hatred expressed to abhorrent to remain silent.

[Bloodykitten09]

*My* comment had vitrol and hatred? Sorry, I didn't mean for it come off that way. If you were meaning to indicate Palin123Sucks comments, yes, I agree. Not saying that your own comments were all that angel-white either. I apologize for saying that the Human race is doomed because of you guys, but I still hold that it's doomed in general.

[seismedia]

Kitten, no, no, not your comments, there were two others that rather than make some light humorous chatter or engage in some substantive debate came and just dumped crap in the form of empty slander and hyperbole. I guess if I came across in the pejorative, it's a reminder that if you stand in the way between a mud slinger and their target, you're apt to get a bit dirty yourself. But the race isn't doomed, just needs people to be decent to each other. Cheers!

[Motionscript]

Some people don't get this joke. What so funny about it?

[pitbullqueen07]

im only 14 i dont get the joke at all will some1 explain?

[vanityrequiem]

Its funny because Palin calls herself a "Hockey Mom". And its highly unlikely that a pitbull wearing lipstick could run a country ;)

[newchicagogirl]

It is not a joke. It is a statement that she is white trash.

By stating she is a hockey mom, she is trying to be all-american (as if). The pitbull is to say "regular people are tough". The lipstick comment means she is still a woman; a tough woman.

It is an effort to connect with what she believes is the majority vote - white trash america.

[seismedia]

Chicago girl, are you by chance a racist? Or are you just self loathing and void of any sense of humor?

[BalthasarMA]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

[comenter27]

i'm technicly not cursing when i say that she called herself a bitch

[comenter27]

i say this because a female dog/pitbull is a bitch

[pitviper12345]

lol good one at the end XD

[troop421]

i dont get the pitbull joke...

[pinkchicks41044]

GO McCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOO OBAMA!!!

[Slither48]

EPIC FAIL.

Just like your candidate.

[seismedia]

@Slither48 "EPIC FAIL. Just like your candidate."

My candidate!? I didn't vote for Obama - don't blame me for his epic failure! Boy, some people!

[firebreathone]

pinkchicks.. Obama has won the elections!

Good!

[illzlogik]

Hey what's the difference between McCain/Palin & Obama/Biden? WHITE HOUSE. LOL!!!

[lozza649]

yeah, your thingys that popped up make it so funny..well done:D

[fadetonightfall]

i love the things you added xD

made it 20x better.

lol.

man she is so stupid haha. =]

[mtpstudios]

OMG!!! I can't believe it. All Liberals have are "Gorilla tactics" They can't sell their kool-Aid any more, so they have to try and embarrass anything Republican.

[seismedia]

This isn't meant to be embarrassing. I thought it was just some good spirited fun.

[horseygirl321]

Um... was that supposed to be a joke?

[padil9]

wow absolutely wow

[urbanfunkhouse]

see, surely calling someone a pitbull is just about the most insulting thing....

[miegaha]

actuallove the added in comments though

[miegaha]

haha..oh wait, not funny...

[metalxmustang]

A conservative college student in liberal haven CA believes in this woman...me!

[xzrhsb]

Seems like plain has become one of those pit bulls gone rabid, infecting her pack. (recent rallies) Sadly for her, she may cause herself and her pack to be treated as such.

[Gallean88]

Palin made a crack right there, eh?

[ladyturnip]

Love it!

[sisi60175]

hahah Lipstick

[marco6981]

I'm Democrat and I support Obama all the way!!! But... SARAAAAAAAAHHHH I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!

[l00gna]

Love the comments!

[thebandnork]

hahaha.... brilliant