Milwaukee Style Suicide Skid

[MrRickyrecon]

100% lame...

[litosoraXD]

How many times did he have to eat shit to learn this is what I'm wondering

[P0rQpine]

did u use ur dick to lean on ur bar????? ouchhhhhh......

[DownToFixed]

i can do that



[junktxaman]

very painful



[MrGodsonisjesus]

@bennie628 yea but i bet your rims are thats what happen to mines rims cost more than tires

[MrGodsonisjesus]

@MrGodsonisjesus mine not mines lol

[mrsPoker13]

haha cool bro

[SorryArchitect]

Jesus skid.

[harrigan82]

Hey nuts, meet some steel

[BIOHAZARDBOY1]

You people are fuckin dumb! His legs are hitting the bars and his crouch isnt supposed to hit the stem!!!!

[SubarusRawesome]

thats some scary shit!

[sezurbah]

freakin awesome

[tueybooo]

that trick can go so wrong

[dwbattles]

what-a-gay

[dingonursery]

representing the 414!

[fixievato]

Wow=0

[myspammyful]

What gear ratio were you pushing?

[yoencantaparanavegar]

You must enjoy the sensation of the stem being violently thrusted deep into your vagina.

[BUCKLEY250]

skids like that look soooooooooo gay...but...the way this dude is doing it. respect

[johnnyboy856]

ur dick and balls are supposed to go above the stem

[froyboy4life]

Where do you put your dick?

[VanTerminatorX]

@froyboy4life in your mom's ass

[xXDCANTHONYDCXx]

WTF tat will hurt your dick or u don't have one????(?-?)

[tommyogtigern]

its funny how the FIXIE MANTRA is: "you are in full control on a fixie bro". ha! once you skid you are no longer in control. and oooooooh, what a trick. in REALITY: fixie skidding is 'performed' for an imaginary audience in mostly urban areas by post indie queef stains, poser turbo douche condo jocks, counterculture clones and dorky kids in california-esque suburbs.

[Iainfixie]

@tommyogtigern Can you skid?

[chasinghugefatgirls]

@tommyogtigern did you spend a while thinking this up and then copy-paste it onto every video to do with a fixed gear?

[jdawg4334]

@tommyogtigern ignorance is bliss.

[fukyoo91]

ssiiiccckkkk xD!

[thisgame2]

i ride brake less because im not around people that often ,if i am its actually really fun to ride real slow and do non wheel turn track stands every 5 seconds, thats fun

[dirtdoggg]

Uber PIMP move.

[Vecchionskee]

skidding isnt hard,

this skid is just for shits and giggles.

if he's about to get hit by a car, his first reaction wont be to lounge his crotch to his handlebars.

so lay the fuck off. and stfu.

[jsiff93624]

did u record this on an alarm clock??

[monkeyXmonkey]

@jsiff93624

did you type this on a typewriter?!?!?!?

[jsiff93624]

@monkeyXmonkey YEAH CUZ TYPE WRITERS HAVE INTERNET

[monkeyXmonkey]

@jsiff93624

YEA CUS ALARM CLOCKS CAN RECORD VIDEO

[jsiff93624]

@monkeyXmonkey YEAH CUZ I LIKE CHEESE SANDWHICHES

[monkeyXmonkey]

@jsiff93624

YEAH CUS I LIKE MAC AND CHEESE!!!!

[VEGANSEATMEAT69]

if u gys never have rode a fixie its hard as shit i wouldnt even try to skid

[usefullpoop]

owww nuts

[thecastman97]

where can i buy a calculator like the one you recorded this video with

[Dogeggz]

sorry fixie lovers but that was lame, my 8 yr old thought skids were a cool trick when he was 4-5....

[jerk151810]

rape those handle grips

[b4y0n37w0rk]

ah what the fuck

[Danielatpedlow]

that's easy i did it today thumbs up if you think i lied but really i did

[bboyAdubs]

THAT ONE HAD MILWAUKEE WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

[dschingy]

dude....that´s sick

props from frankfurt/germany

[birthplaguedie88]

MINNEAPOLIS IS BETTER CITY RIDING

[rickyad5]

ouchhh??

[MisterAAB1]

All this dumb'ass Skid shit on youtube....then I seen this video...Ah' Shit, That Was Sick!!! Props...would never try it though. jejeje

[Fisherman226]

If he really wants to complete the effect he needs a PBR in one hand an a parliament in the other

[copsuicide]

GODDAMN!

[Fatkaty]

I love riding fixed, but I came to the realization that brake pads are way cheaper to replace than tires. There is nothing like a good skid every once in a while, though.

[Bassmasta1222]

I was gonna try to learn this trick,, then I remembered I have balls

[powuhh]

i would never EVER try this.

[ThEkoOlKiD22345]

They call this trick the vasectomy.

[iamgrant124]

guys! give him a break, he is wearing a baseball cup.

[apekskater2010]

balls smashing skid!

[RockyShitNigga]

If you look carefully.. when he skids, the spot where his penis is supposed to be crinkles in as the stem enters through his vagina.

[HeyItsAARONv]

@RockyShitNigga what shocks me is that you were looking as his crotch area that long to notice that...

[yoursuchagoodguy]

Very interesting to read all the back & forth about fixies.

I can't quite buy that reduced maintenance alone justifies riding brakeless.

One fixie rider told me the added danger makes him more aware of his surroundings, making him safer.

Of course by that logic he should ride eyes closed.

So what's so wrong with following a fad?

Anything that promotes enjoyment of cycling is fine with me.

And some of the fixie riders I've seen can do shit I would never try!

[RobbiePDX]

@yoursuchagoodguy in my experience, most fixie riders keep at least a front brake on. For one, if you desperately need to stop nothing's going to do the trick like a good skid combined with a front pad. Also, most states require you to have a brake on your bike, and even if they don't you'll want one to get a viable suite if you get hit.

[Joshwait111]

@RobbiePDX - Mate, you've got to be American? Yes I'm gunna put a frount brake on my fixie while I'm starting... But the thought of being able to sew (I don't care if that not spelt right) never came into my mind. I would dream of sewing someone for hitting me. If I get hit it's my own fault for riding a bike without a brake (an probably like a mad man), won't stop me doing it.

[Joshwait111]

@RobbiePDX - Mate, you've got to be American? Yes I'm gunna put a front brake on my fixie while I'm starting... But the thought of being able to sew (I don't care if that not spelt right) never came into my mind. I wouldn't dream of sewing someone for hitting me. If I get hit it's my own fault for riding a bike without a brake (an probably like a mad man), won't stop me doing it.

[Stoopheadfred]

@yoursuchagoodguy

Totally agree with your friend, riding brakeless makes the cycling experience a little more exciting. I'm not here saying it makes cycling more safe, because we all know using a front brake slows you down way more quickly and effortlessly than any kid of skid or skip stop. It's about the fun and the experience and the connected with the bike feeling for me.

Beyond that it's about aesthetics and excercise. Bikes look much cleaner without brakes and non-machined sidewalls IMO.

[BrownCreature]

@yoursuchagoodguy actually you logic concerning the eyes is totally incorrect. breakless is entirely different to blind. one premoted looking around and making judgement and the other reduces your sensory imput to basically hearing and touch to some extent.

Additionally a fixie doesnt necessarily have to be breakless just gearless.

as for myself the only problem i have with fixies is the price. New fixies cost far to much for essentially a frame and wheels.

[yoursuchagoodguy]

@BrownCreature Thank you for your reply

I hope it was clear that my comment about riding eyes closed was facetious

I realize the definition of fixie might vary. The only ones I question are track bikes with no brakes, where if

you peddle backwards the bike goes backwards. I shudder when I see one on a city street.

Any added vigilance you get from the added danger won't help you if you just physically can't stop in time. Although I see some riders pull some amazing skid stops.

[cvzxcbcvbcxvbn]

I've been trying to do this all day my I can raise my hands up cause I'm scared haha ;D

[timtom5]

that's cool, nice work.

[RockyShitNigga]

I remember this video had only couple of thousand of views until the trend thing to do was to become a Hipster and own a fixie and go brakeless. Now it's got a couple of hundred thousand views. Surprising how a trend can make a video famous.

[nilo2209]

@RockyShitNigga I bet more than half of the views are haters.

[gangstapanda102]

fixies suck 

[nilo2209]

@gangstapanda102 until you get your own

[getcakeeatcakesmile]

with fixies do you need to replace the back wheel often? im new to all this so - do you have to replace anything regularly?

[ThePooptet]

@getcakeeatcakesmile Tires if you skid all the time

[nilo2209]

@getcakeeatcakesmile no. Not if you use decent parts.

[EECIEI]

you crazy mofo!!!!

[truthbetoldAL]

savage

[metrev117]

i tried that but i didnt do the no hand riding i lowered my-self close to the stem then did nohand skid but its not that bad.

[BoardRI]

dude he looks like the guy at my local bike shop

[HXProductions]

@BoardRI Schwinn City?

[yada147258]

Next rime use a razor blade fag

[Fixiefag]

everyones making jokes about his balls haha believe me it takes some balls to even try to pull that off

[3falloutboyroxx]

@Fixiefag so true, haha sick ass name

[TheNewStoryLine]

@Fixiefag No, it takes an idiot to pull something like that.

[trptpaul]

@TheNewStoryLine you're just too much of a pussy to do it. keep your pussy lips shut cuz you stink

[nilo2209]

@TheNewStoryLine yeah all dare devils are idiots, but you still had to look.

[ches92]

@Fixiefag and by your youtube name we all know how you know that

[zestron]

very cool

[TheJUSTOMAR]

ouch his vagina!! ahaha pretty cool though!

[justViewingNotMaking]

this man is very thin

[keravankauhu]

cool!

[PARABOLOUS]

Sweet skid and hat. And some of you that hate on fixies sure do watch these videos a lot. Haha I bet your truck runs on imported beer doesn't it. Hahahahaha

[getnumber8]

dude thats sick. nice steeze.

[getnumber8]

sick dude.

[thetankkevin]

were are your balls? are you a transvestite

[dirtdoggg]

Very nice

[5498marquez]

got skillz

[utuuuuubebeeb]

intense shit

[wisconsinskater09]

wisconsin has BALLS! >:D

[tommyogtigern]

1. walking up hills

2. walking down hills (if no front brake)

3. tire wear. an everwear costs $30 and are junk. i will never buy another.

4. dangerous.lots of dickheads, jocks and posers fly around like they are some sort of militant salmon tailing chuck norris courier .

5. you are fixed.no freewheeling. you are forced (prisoner) to the movement. or kick your feet out. weeee!

6.not better exercise nor efficient when you blow out your knees.

7 no balls left after all the handlebar humping

[xX6jdub9XxaaaA]

@tommyogtigern are you sure? mine was 40 and has lasted me like, 4 months or something.

[xhappyxscreamingx]

@tommyogtigern you're right on a couple points.

1) walking up STEEP hills

2) CORRECTLY skid(none of this balls to stem shit) and you can ride down most hills.

3) tire wear is natural but proper use of skidding helps prolong the tires life instead of hipsters that skid for everything

4) Very true

5) you are a manipulator of the movement not a prisoner.

6) idk about that aspect

7) the most efficient/correct way is the seated skid. (NO LEANING FORWARD NEED) so you keep your balls safe.

[nilo2209]

@tommyogtigern 1. There are no real hills where I live.

2. See 1.

3. I don't skid much. My tires are $15 and they work fine.

4. True but that could be said about road bikes, mopeds and cars as well.

5. But that's a good thing.

6. Better exercise because you don't freewheel and you only blow your knees if you have too heavy gearing.

7. I never do this, no one says you have to do tricks on a fixie. Grow up.

[frankgrimes17]

Everyone always talks about how skidding ruins your tires and is a waste of money, and yeah I guess it does ruin your tires but how else are you suppose to slow down fast? Tires aren't that expensive really anyways, you can figure out ways to get them cheap. And even normal road bikes wear tires out pretty fast. Most people who run low-resistance tires on road bikes (and ride alot) spend alot on tires.

[Mike3D80]

@frankgrimes17 How to slow down? Use brakes XD

[nilo2209]

@Mike3D80 Fixed drivetrain + foot retention + your legs = a brake.

[antiaverage1]

@frankgrimes17 Get a front break. And yes, skidding wears out tires way faster than just using a break. You can also stop faster and more safely with a break. It's not rocket science.

[EvanZman]

How did you brake??

[Gilmancmon]

@EvanZman You have to add resistance to the pedals forward motion

[xX6jdub9XxaaaA]

@EvanZman when the line the pedals form are parallel to the ground, pull up with the one thats in front and push back on the other one, assuming that you have straps.

[randmham1]

bicycles- infinite per a gallon.

[TheStrangeKids]

Smooth dude but straight up....so fucking inconvenient/dangerous

[Gilmancmon]

@TheStrangeKids well ya it's inconvenient its a show off trick its not like you do that if your about to crash

[schumacherenator]

hiippppssstttteeeeerrrrrrrrrrr­r

[bneg303]

haha ever skid video i have seen people are calling other people fat and dumb asses and fags. what the hell?

[Snorlaxish]

I'm still trying to get these down. I've eaten shit, and at one point was like "fuck this!!"

but then i get on youtube looking for tricks to try, and i watch this again and again, and I just want to fucking master it. lol

[DJCatura]

you should name this, BALLS SMASH! FIXIE SKID

[vdl1996]

@DJCatura Yea or gay waste of time

[DylanTh3Villian]

@DJCatura i mean if your balls are located on your waist line, you'd be right

[DJCatura]

@DylanTh3Villian you dont lean your waste on the handle bars when you fixie skid bra, if you did you would for sure slam the headset/stem into your crouch

[recubejim1]

been there, ........ never done ThaT!

[Netkuszkusz]

No, fixie is only a fashion.

Anyway its useless and knee killing...

[nilo2209]

@Netkuszkusz It's not useless and knee killing. I don't care what others do. I know that *I* will never go back to freewheel nomatter what fashion dictates and I know that many people who has discovered fixed gear feel the same way. It may be a trend but it will never stop and all the haters will have to get used to it. Muahaha.

[Kactapuss]

7 pages of "Fixies are Gay" bickering....... Come on.

[BakuretsuKoinu]

Nice, I'm going to try that one XD

[teo829]

Now show me a nice ol' faceplant

[sirussm]

WTF happened? Why all the fucked up comments? This is just a video

of a guy riding a fixed gear bike.

And why Milwaukee Style Suicide Skid was it first done in milwaukee?

[VirtualWeekend]

man all you guys are childish for fighting on a youtube comment list, real tough to fight over text

espeacily those who keep it going....

shows your maturity level

nice skid btw

[AndyzKing]

@awquity, just want to know. If you hate hipsters, the way some fixed gear riders dress, believe fixed gear is from the dark ages and people with intelligence should ride a bike with a derailler. (just a summery of what I picked up on)

My question is why did you watch a video about a suicide fixed gear skid?

Answer me that and I'll be happy

[awquity]

@AndyzKing because it annoys fucksticks like you when I comment. Don't take it all so personally... jesus.

and you spelled summary wrong.

[MarioLoco03]

its a bicycle...everyone chill the fuck out.

[kimchijeegeah2]

my balllllz

[nip2121]

does he have balls?

[3falloutboyroxx]

@nip2121 not anymore

[pontifex253]

Cool skid but my god what an awful lot of rubbish in the posts.

The haters obviously don't have a life of their own. I don't have time to hate on other people's shit because I'm busy doing stuff I like. One of them is riding my fixed gear.

@awquity

So all this comes from a single encounter with a beginner fixie rider who couldn't stop? Poor you that it stuck to become such a trauma that it now occupies your life. You display the narrow-mindedness of a KKK member.

[awquity]

Sweet lord you just compared someone who makes fun of people who ride fixed gear bicycles to a person who lynched black people in antebellum America...

DEAR GOD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF...

learn comparatives, read a text book, and then come back with something intelligent to say... because... nrws flash... fixie riding elitist fags aren't a race... they're just retarded upper middle white class fucksticks....

please kill yourself and spare us your genetics.

[leldzhiks]

really good!

[patrickmoslin]

Those kids who get shot shouldn't be playing with guns I'm the first place so your arguement is invalid!

[awquity]

no you idiot i'm talking about drive bys, but you're a foreign illiterate who has no idea what the fuck i'm talking about so could never understand the context of what i'm saying...

ya that probably made no sense to you because you're fucking illiterate but goodluck...

[patrickmoslin]

Maybe you should watch where your goin! Or rather than ranting on a video comments section for kicks you should clothes line the motherfucker instead of gettin hit by one! If you're that pissed off you should do something! Take action rather than express your opinion in a youtube comment section! Your just askin people to insult you when you start pissin on peoples fun here! Maybe you enjoy it? I dunno!

[awquity]

The kid ran a red light and hit me... then he got ticket after i called the cops. Then, i tracked the kid down... he works for jimmie johns in seattle, i kicked the shit out of his bike one day while walking by where he worked and then he came out and was too pussy to fight me... go figure...

i'm plainly here to make fun of stupid fucktards like you, because frankly, you have no backbones and are clearly degenerate retards.

fucking dumbshit

[cas74real]

i keep trying to do this and can't understand why i fly over the handlebarsdo you think it matters that my bike is a freewheel? my nuts hurt real bad too from smashing against the bars.

[Sinclair331]

@cas74real try with toeclips

[cas74real]

thankS! i just clipped my toenails and i'm going to try it again right now.

[awquity]

Hahaha cas74real making fun of you.

[Ikaruga102]

@cas74real

If it is a freewheel, then you can't do it.

[cas74real]

God, i'm such a fuckin' loser!

[himrawkz]

yes i would definitely say its to do wit that. unless your being sarcastic lol

[partlan]

cmon man, think of your children lol im jk its just your post is kinda funny....if by freewheel, you mean you coast when you pedal backwards, then thats the problem...get a fixed gear instead of a single speed and you might be more successful, although your nuts will hurt just as much

[patrickmoslin]

Haha Awquity got run over by a cyclist and he's calling everyone else a fag!

[awquity]

haha ya because little boys who get shot by their neighbors while playing with guns are fags too! because they totally were in control of the fact they got shot in the spine by someone else!!! yay!

go fuck yourself, ya fixie pixie.

[awquity]

hahaha, a g?

sweet god the hipster fags are now calling each other g's.

I would've said homo...

[poopfacemcgee24]

I ride a fixed gear alot for training...but that just looks painful. My nuts hurt enough after riding normally.

[fortheblind]

I would happily grow my own food and loom my own clothes.

im pretty sure my shirts would fit and my food would taste better.

[awquity]

do it, then there's another thing i can call you a stupid elitist fag for.

[BleedingSunday]

LOL!

[3falloutboyroxx]

half of the haters cant even ride fixies

[awquity]

no we can, we just don't want to be fags.

[HELPTHEHOMELESS32]

fixie or not, hipsters ruined fixed gear riding

[llauger2009]

thats gotta hurt ur nuts dude psh

[DarkoBWM]

@llauger2009 Nuts? He's a fixie rider, they do not have nuts.

[3falloutboyroxx]

@DarkoBWM

woah thats funny, your really clever for thinking of that

[hollywoodproducer100]

TITANIC......aaahhhhhhhh

fixie dorks

[potweedtrees420]

Awquity

What the fuck fixies were the first type of legit chained bikes do some fucking research before you make an ass of Urself cause u can't Ron a fixie

Faggot

[awquity]

I know that ya dipshit. I never said they were the first type... all i said is that they weren't around centuries ago like the other dipshit before you said. Learn to read and spell.

[bigboytbone1]

read a fucking book fixed gears were made out of road bikes long after normal single speeds fucking dumbass

[awquity]

It still doesn't change that your a hipster elitist homo...

[CoolBeansWeakSauce]

@bigboytbone1

actually, when bicycles were invented, they were all fixed gear

freewheels weren't invented until 1903

so maybe you should go "read a fucking book" you ignorant wanker

[awquity]

once again, i don't care, and it is still really fucking gay.

centuries is plural you tard-fuck... the bicycle was invented in the mid 1800's... which was a century and a half ago...

but once again, they are still gay.

Would you go back to hand looming your own clothes? No, so why the fuck would you go back to riding a bicycle, whose technology is so ancient it has taken on faggy connotations.

[CoolBeansWeakSauce]

@awquity

i take it you do not ride a bicycle, and if so not in a city

you have obviously never ridden a fixed gear bike and are just ripping on the 'hipster' lifestyle... not everyone whos rides this type of bike is a hipster

and by the way the manual transmission (for cars) was invented before the automatic transmissions, and yet tons of people still prefer this 'inferior technology'

seriously don't hate on people whos preferences happen to differ to yours.. you'll live a much happier life

[awquity]

I live in seattle.... Urban and fixie central enough for you? and yes i do ride a bike... one that allows me, when i'm going up hill, to downshift.

The reason why i bash on these fucking things is because some fag who couldn't slow down hit me on his fixie while i was at a crosswalk on a hill street in university district in seattle and broke my wrist. I can't afford to go to school and have health insurance so i had to pay for the whole thing since the fag took off after getting back up.

[awquity]

And yes, he was a hipster elitist fag... that's why i hate.

I also find it hilarious that they roll both pant legs up when riding..

[CoolBeansWeakSauce]

don't knock it til you've tried it, its a great way to stay cool when its hot out

[AVangarDIsrael]

@awquity ahahah idiot... no words... just idiot...

what you mean that its so ancient ??? you know when the wheel invented ???? so why cars use this ancient wheel ???? just worthless idiot... you need to read some books or something' to make you some how smarter...

[awquity]

maybe, mister foreign fuck, you can take about 5 more years of english classes before you start calling people idiotic and telling them to read a book.

[AVangarDIsrael]

@awquity

well... why fuck ???you got sexual problems when you were young ??? your grandpa got on you when you was 6 years old ????you screwed up man... every replay in this discussion making you more stupid...