THAT PYRO'S A WOMAN

[Klassenex]

lol'd so hard my ribs hurt when he started ranting with the music

[46PsychoFox64]

The Pyro's mother had been a spy in WW2, the first RED Spy, she had just found out the nazi's plans to resurrect Dracula and take over the world by turning them into vampire slaves, but she sacrificed herself to stop them from doing so, the only thing they had found that was left of her, was a flowery purse, which her son keeps in his locker as a memento of that horrible time, and all he had left of his beloved Mother.

[xxdickyxx1231]

this is why "2012" movie began

[mikelarsenn789]

wait, wait, wait! pyros a woman?! no one noticed in "meet the pyro"? its scouts mom.

[nwish425]

@mikelarsenn789 the pyro is a woman, but that video is fake

[Greengojira]

Pyro's lying.

[mrxxagram]

i heard this music in mgs4

[perttupekka]

THank god Francis is indestructible.

[urOSSIM]

Francis *facepalm

[TheArtillero99]

2:00 o.O am i high?

[LastStandBro]

The pyro has the flames of the hell...But why he never uses this to scare ppl who call him a woman...It would be soooo funny :I

[Envum]

I understand.

[gipi6]

critical hit :O

[Phailwars]

Watch the tank... o.O

[sassuslayer]

Did anyone watch the screen the whole time besides me ? Yes ? No ?

[Hperman09]

LMAO xD Pyro speaks so gibberish it's funny.

[TheNintendo101]

I suddenly have the urge to cry listening to Metal Gear Solid Music with WW2 in the background.

[HydraWolf1]

THAT PYRO IS NIBURU!!

[Lukey1390]

Auto-uber. Awesomeness!

[Lukey1390]

Oh God, song from FF4, just died here!

[jakenblat]

oh francis.

what a perfect situation for shit to happen.

[dragonparty2]

So pyro was in they war, got bad injuries, his wife/girlfriend died and he keeps her purse to remember her by.

[TheOriginalEmoEmu1]

His words...so emotional.

[soulessphilosopher]

Look dudes, if Pyro was a chick, don't you think we would've seen his lady lumps?

[CekoMG]

Dramatic song and some "Hmmhmphmphmhphmmmhpphmmmmmmhm­phhmphmhpm"

[loo0oolNoo0oob]

@CekoMG You don't understand it because you have to feel what it says with your heart not with your brain. It's so sad.

[CyberNecrovalley]

This can only mean one thing: Pyro is "Keith" from L4D2!

[realwaluigi]

well, since everyone else is doing interpretations:

Pyro was a soldier in WW2 who was severely wounded at D-Day. He was able to be salvaged and eventually recover, but the extent of his injuries left him basically looking like Nosferatu. His disturbing appearance and PTSD kept him from being with his wife/girlfriend. Because of this, he always keeps her purse with him as a reminder of her.

[gaararox1108]

That Pyro fought in D-Day?!

[glenngoh2]

NUKE!!!



[pinoykaiser]

i feel you bro

[maxi49258]

XD



[Juveinchan]

Dun Dun Duuuuuuun...

[456bigballs]

WHAT IS THE PYRO TALKING ABOUT!!???/

[TheNintendo101]

METAL GEAR SOLID MUSIC

[Brainkey2]

PYRO!

You are wo-ghma

[FieldPyro]

Pyro RAGE: ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!

[otsmanz]

PYRO IS NOT A GIRL

[descenderofterresia]

NOSFERATU

[K1ngofblackops]

GUYS..Quiet im watching SkyTank..

[bowlinbob6]

wut

[funnykitten8]

P.M.S...

[HokieVT100]

Pyro is doing lots of nagging. It has to be a woman.

[culbertsonew]

I got a headache trying to figure out what pyro was saying

[killer81009]

Take about over kill

[htkz1]

pyro is legendary! pyro is legendary! pyro is legendary!

[htkz1]

LOL tank use jetpack

[MakuroKasai]

Yeah i guess that was my fault....again

[capleochi1]

No Pyro is OLDMAN 

[Me3Al]

what the hell was he saying



[KainKiller1993]

@Me3Al what the hell was she* saying?

[MrWafflesthefish]

Pyro is a whining baby!

[cafmi5178]

end of the wrold OR METEOR WORLD?

[35barafranca]

he is tell his history mphmphpmphpmphpmphpmph mphpmph mphppmppphh

[WikaZZboY]

lol supertank :D

[117mcr]

i hate tf2 because of this

[sveppi73]

Pyro is nosferatu? :O

[starfy84]

Lol pyro goes super syain

[Nooby431]

lol 2:59

[kirbykirbykirby1212]

SUPERTANK

[aras667]

Music please ( 1:24 - 2:30 )

[xEstival]

@aras667 Metal gear solid : the best is yet to come

[this0is0a0username]

Meteor in that border style? PYRO IS SEPHIROTH!

[chattenmetchad]

if pyro is a girl she dont have boobs

[adrielfm]

that pyro is a BOMB!!!

[howtokilltrees]

Pyro... that was beautiful

[mrMTronny]

lol super-tank on tv

[justinmo10]

Can't he or she just get a piece of paper write down her gender if that doesn't work just remove the mask it's that simple

[EliteSoldierSuper]

[after the whole story of his purse] Scout says: Eh, can you repeat that? Pyro muffles: muhuummemmemmmmmmh.

[AngelFangs91]

lmao Heavy and I said this is bad at the same time lmao

[Swisscrafting]

THIS VIDEO IS ABUSED

[Shyreenify]

As a female I really like the idea of Pyro being a chick. I hope the rumor turns out to be true.

[Bawmish]

@Shyreenify How would a girl be strong enough to carry a flamethrower?

[Shyreenify]

@Bawmish Girls can be very physically strong too. But then again,it's a game. Everything is possible.

[Bawmish]

@Shyreenify I've only seen girls with a pistol and redneck girls with a small shotgun.

[Theysayimepic]

NO HES A GAY JAPANESE

[gaararox1108]

JAPANESE YOUTUBE!!!!!!

[airsofter918]

music from mgs bad ass

[KADCODMW114214]

ajajajaj lol

[WeTheAmateurs]

I used to make G-Mods like you, then I got an arrow in the knee.

[12DEmaster]

SUPER UBER STRIKE!

[Ramizello]

What music is playing at 3:32?

Answer, please.

[Nooby431]

lol francis from L4D2

[Nooby431]

@Nooby431 i mean L4D

[Guthixbeat]

the pyro is probably kenny.

[Senoxor]

would be funnier if the enineer ask

-Did anyone understand what SHE says?

or make a translate when he talk about history chanel

[MisterDustinFace]

That's the most compelling argumentative story I have ever heard.

[SuperDarkRiper]

sorry guys shit happens LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[Cynder94italy]

Pyro Ubersayan lv 100

[oiramldx]

Where is Demoman?

[Andrew242424wow]

@oiramldx He is respectfull twords the woman.... oh gawd here coems pyro

[chibi666lol]

Guy: lets go ladies!

*glass breaking sound*

*battle with the four fiends music starts playing*

Pyro: (undescribeable roaring)

[VITASIMS]

The pyros rant sounds like an old man lol

[TheFlyingracoon22]

Thank god Straya wasn't touched!

[LaReiska]

pyro.exe has caused fatal error.

[fremoq]

She sounds like a character in Banjo and Kazooie haha

[meareAaron]

metal gear 1 soundtrack hahaha FTW!!! :D

[Boneyg12]

Pyro=epic=call him a girl=DOOM!

(SUPERTANK!)

[shadowstorm131]

@Boneyg12 haha lol

[Smurfman256]

Isn't that the end music to MGS: The Twin Snakes?

[acau77]

Ironically, flamethrowers were ONLY used by Nazi's for mass Jew killning, and were the "worst weapon ever created".

[DansComedy11]

LOL super tank

[Sonic321131]

"that frikin pyro is a swoman?????"

[supermancyWON]

francius you moron

[Quackoid]

I kind of excpected a clip of the world going up in flames at the end, not the meteor.

[realwaluigi]

Pyro fought in D-day?

PYRO IS WAR HERO

[mngamer2010]

@realwaluigi how come soldier dosen't know this yet?

[TheLolmaster34]

@realwaluigi That isnt D-day 

[MrDemonVlad]

OVEEEEEEEEEEER 9000!

[tomerh1234]

Thumbs up to Viatnam Flashback

[EvilBabba]

The best is yet to come.... LOL!

[magiemai]

3:15 Pyro Transforms into Uber Pyro

[samppao2]

1:29 D-Day?

[TheMagicalBacon]

Pyro isn't a girl.

Pyro isn't a boy.

[PumaTheEvil]

@TheMagicalBacon Then he's metrosexual?

[DiegoAlanTorres]

@PumaTheEvil Maybe...

[Guillotine2084]

so is the purse his mom's purse or something?

[Itachiman231]

1:22 reaching for your butt....

[Itachiman231]

1:18 got your nose!

[Sonic321131]

now i get it

[StrikaShot]

*after this vid*

In Memory Of Francis,The Whole TF2 Team,Pyro's Wife

[orestara001]

i of course understood what pyro said

[dimentiosbigfan]

Looks like that Pyros *Sunglasses* Hopping mad. YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHH - TAKE 2! - Looks like that pyros *Drops glasses, steps on them* SHIT! WWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT? - TAKE 3 - Looks like that pyros *Sunglasses* A SPY! SPY CHEEEEEEECCCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRR

[GTK3392]

Everybody Loves Francis

[cookie200101]

what did he (or she ) say ? (at 0:50)

[OddCritic]

i thought the meteor was what happened when the two falcon punches met o.O

[Americawinsin1945]

I always knew Francais Would be somewhat responsible for the extinction of the human race. (o_o)

[Customocs72]

what's the show on the TV in the background?

[milomamas2]

Pyro is japanese?

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

@milomamas2 I wouldn't be too suprised...

[MegaFatNerd]

this is what happens if you touch my computer...

[bowserluigi446]

oh pyro was going super saiyan

[viljarwonka]

@bowserluigi446 Yogscast?

[bowserluigi446]

@viljarwonka "nope"

[bowserluigi446]

ok i get it pyro

[HBProds]

Francis startled the Pyro...

[freakynoobz]

THE BEST IS NYET TO COME

[qcumbers23]

And this is how Pyro became Psycho Mantis.

[SpyIsFry]

Final Fantasy reference =D

It is good day to be FF fan.

[angusrangers8]

I still dont understand what WWII and vampires have got to do with this

[minecrafteer18]

WOOM MAN

[Chaseoman]

0:46

I though he was going to unzip his pants to reveal a penis and prove them wrong..

Glad he proved me wrong instead o.o

[ZeroSupport1]

Respawn in 20 seconds...

[agamingguide]

Pyro sounds like me!(with mask on)

[dasd873]

Pyro is kenny!



[Krauserthewolf]

3:11 HES GOING SUPER SAYAAAIIIN!!!!!!!

[drybowserman9091]

whats the name of the music when the Meteor hits?

[spores10]

130 People where called a woman.

[fafnirray]

pyro is a alien

[PivoterFrug]

Francis is pyro mama'

[PivoterFrug]

0:50 "Im your mama aswell!"

[TheZoly13]

ghrhhhhhhh ? 

[allroundgamer9579]

lolumadbro



[ervinasroblox3]

Oooh i get it

Pyro was in the Second World War and died, and became undead ( a zombie ) and his wife died in World War 2 and found her purse, so he kept it in remeberence of her.

Im crying right now ç_ç

[1xnikolajx1]

@ervinasroblox3 not rlly the purse is HERS because the pyro is a woman...

[beraker5]

@ervinasroblox3 no one on tf2 is undead you idiot!

[TheTerrariaPal]

@ervinasroblox3

wait isn't pyro a female...

[DarthDeaTh0001]

WUT DA FUCK?!

[lordxeras]

So...the pyro was a soldier in the Second World War who died in the pacific theatre, then became undead. Because of this, he could never again be with the one he loved, and must keep that purse as a reminder of her.

[BigFatBoy911]

Thumbs up for the Supertank

[nothingtoyou12]

Where's the sniper and demoman?

[SamusFreek1]

O.o Is pyro wearing majora's mask under that gas mask?

[Crixilis]

I think the Pyro was speaking Chinese. :|

[LtAce150]

Lol ultimate rage quit

[Egjiipkitty2000]

And this is why I like pyro.

[ShinyShilla]

What a beautiful story ç_ç

[mrnuupa]

PYRO you are LLAMA!

[MinecraftNucIear]

At 2:48 Pyro says Alright!

[ZarukaCamoran]

whats the music that plays after 1:30

its beautiful ;_;

[1987Challenger3]

ERECTING AN ERECTION

[bussemand27]

Pyro is still a gir- OH WHAT THE FUU *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOM*

[TheTrueChuster]

Poor Pyro... I understand him/her/it.

[BLUEMIMeCO]

i love mgs cuz i am pyscho mantis i am like the stalker from hl2e1

[OwnageExplosion94]

didnt understand a single word

[Carbyne88]

They all got mind fucked. And burn baby burn lol

[Brafelo]

3:04 Dramatic Pyro '-'

[bluemario610]

Tthe world will end when the pyro is called a woman... due to francis

[Megaguirus123]

wats with the dracula part?

at 1:58

[Megaguirus123]

wats with the dracula part?

[Megaguirus123]

LOL the TV



[124scoutblue]

ITS OVER 900000000000000!

@FATFATFATchukle am i the only one who finds you FUCKING STUPID?