America Still Appreciates A Good Dumb Blond Joke

[512rko]

My girlfriend is blonde and she's smart

[killerbiller35]

i like the second high rated comment more than the first one...

[664566565]

Well thanks, I'm blonde and I'm in AP classes.

[AdolfHitlersSchwanz]

Blondes are so booring and have not an brain! Brunettes are WAY hotter everyone confirms it i mean everyone who has brain cells in his head!

REAL MEN MASTURBATE TO BRUNETTES!

[plurtypink17]

hahaha!

[samantha89327]

hahahahaha i love it!!

[KierstenAndBella]

yeah well..... u got none and THIS american doesnt enjoy blonde jokes!!!! >:O

[Be1smaht]

CLASSIC. 

[KOMIENSIMMIE]

39 people are blonde :P

[Potat0eMasher]

how come every single video involving something german ends up with an argument about world war 2. its rediculous

[thev1299]

Lolz haha(;

[timewilltell7]

that blonde is smart - she got paid for saying 2 lines lol

[makananenak]

Why are blonde jokes so short? ~ So men can remember them.

[miketbeast]

@makananenak By "jokes" you mean women, right?

[MyStangGetsAss]

Wtf people its just a german car comercial what does hitler has to do with the comercial why would you connect those two

[MrOmeMan]

@MyStangGetsAss Because Hitler believed that the blue eyed blonds were a Superior race to all else.

[COMPETENCE616]

@MrOmeMan Hitler hated slavonic blondes, he called them "subhumans".

[voluminoushead888]

@MrOmeMan ".. to all else." .. Hitler was a brunett dumbfuck!

[MrOmeMan]

@voluminoushead888 He also had Jewish ties in his bloodline. Just because he believed a people were superior does not mean he was actually one of them, dumbfuck.

[Skulldini]

@MrOmeMan "Hitler believed that the blue eyed blonds were superior to all els."

Yes, thats true ( everybody pretty much knows that already ). And why do you think theres all this "dumb blonde" stuff on television, in the movies and shit ( this comercial for example )? ... cause the rich and powerful jews, who're influential in the modern american media, are trying to GET EVEN for THAT!

[BucketPukes1969]

more like dumb girl than blonde

[asoaschass]

find ich so lieb. blond ist einfach süß!

[PurpleSpaceCow]

blond hair and blue eyes were the dominating trait to Hitler, I think you guys are missing the point.

[mewmew5234]

xDDD lol she just looks around and says it quietly, wow just wow

[combatarmsgltichers]

lol, idiot!!!

[PINKDSICHANNEL]

ROFL she is dum

[d63sx5]

shes not classified as beauty. maybe a milf. but not beauty. 

[wolfquestlover13]

I saw that once on TV LOL

[Sasukekillsitachi]

No wonder Hitler failed, he thought the blonde were soo "superior" lol.

[psytimenero]

The fuck?!?! Mercedes Benz ?!?!

[slobodanvujin]

I like that smiley at the end

[poltegeist]

Brilliant just brilliant

[HANAitsCRAZY]

HAHA how is this a car cm>??

[voluminoushead888]

Rape and murder a blonde,.. TODAY!!

[ff621]

LOL at least she knew that in the Library you have to keep your down LOL

[CrimsonRebelGhost94]

Best. Commercial. Ever. And all who disagree are blonde. o3o

[dstuhlman]

This video leaves me wondering who is the dumb one. The librarian makes no attempt to figure out what the reader wants. A quick check in Worldcat reveals several books with the words "burger and fries" in the title. If the reader wanted to learn about fast foods there are more books. The librarian clearly did not do her job.

[gpwnedable]

@dstuhlman Now if that ain't a case of special pleading I don't know what is.

[dstuhlman]

@gpwnedable I am somewhat confused by your comment. Perhaps you can clarify what "special pleading" means?  Perhaps the "blond" didn't know how to use the library's OPAC, article data bases, or WorldCat? If so, the librarian could offer help.

[gpwnedable]

@dstuhlman

"Special Pleading is a fallacy in which a person applies standards, principles, rules, etc. to others while taking herself (or those she has a special interest in) to be exempt.

In other words, if dumbness is the issue here, why would you give greater weight to the librarian's refusal to help the blonde than to the blonde's lack of understanding that she is not in a place that sells food?

Unless I'm the blonde one here and you've trolled me. I'll have a burger and fries.

[artatmusic3]

lol! we have watched it 80 times it is so funny!

[dani411ification]

i thought that it was funny but seriously people who are like WTF!!! should really calm down. as long as people know that you are smart then you dont need to worry about it!!!

[hehe4460]

she's a hot blonde . is it ok to fuck a blonde girl? or rather a brunette one?

[arandomperson3]

@hehe4460 Hey if you can, why not try BOTH? ;)

[hehe4460]

@arandomperson3 Hey, really a good Wishful Thinking

[hollyblue2true]

WTF!?!?! i'm a blonde, my brother's blond, half of my family is blonde and we're pretty damn smart! I H8 it when people make fun of blondes!!! And WTF IAMVOL111?!? U r probably a porno freak!

[zillar1]

@hollyblue2true

That completely explains the permanent trauma you have caused me reading your pathetic attempt and sad, poor, slaughter of the English language.

[dani411ification]

@zillar1 that was low.

[Chelmite2]

Oh great, now we have to explain the joke... (sorry, I couldn't resist.)

(Yes, IAMVOL111's being offensive & inappropriate.)

[arandomperson3]

@hollyblue2true Hey when I was 4 years old my head was golden yellow and I actually happen to posses a rather large pleather of sophisticated verbiage, and somewhat of a verbose dialect. But there are some blondes out there that are completely stereotypical. It's usually the rich hot blondes that are dumb.

[IAMVOL111]

All blonds should be used as sex slaves. Those that fail at being sex slaves should be exterminated !

[honda400rider12]

@IAMVOL111 maybe you should be killed

[Skulldini]

You cant steriotype people because of their SKIN color ( thats bad !! ),.. but it's alright to steriotype people because of their HAIR color,.. right ?

[arandomperson3]

@Skulldini Well yes because you can change your hair colour with the right products

[Skulldini]

@arandomperson3 Oh, but skin colour can be changed too. Didn't that "King of Pop" fellow do that?

[Atrix3349]

is that a norwegian or danish commercial?

[ForeverArtistify]

wooooooow

[sandynikkicarol]

lmao

[TheISAAC94]

my fav video ever

[satandragons]

Avoid at all cost!

[Turbolimejuice]

beauty is still beauty without brains, just a better kind of beauty.

[dancerfromheaven5]

a BETTER kind??

[Turbolimejuice]

yeah, they don't overcomplicate things, easy to deal with and understand

[prduricandr]

WOW I LOVE BENZ

[Claraampos2113]

ai nao posso falar nada...shuahsuahushauh super engraçado....

[cellardoor70]

LOLLLL

[ForestAF]

lol at least she knew what a library is XD

[SergeyVA]

5 + !!! E klasse Rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[giovannimartinezm5]

@arandomperson3 lmfao!!!

[inthaniak]

@arandomperson3 impressive how many thumbs you can get for such a useless comment ^^

[bigwhiteballs27]

@arandomperson3

I don't know if he failed because today every girl even jews wanna be blond have nosejobes and look good.

[arandomperson3]

@bigwhiteballs27 And I don't know where you're getting that information that all girls want to be blondes. And I think it's pretty apparent that hitler failed at his ultimate goals because there is still ethnic diversity in the world today.

[arandomperson3]

@Skulldini Dude calm down I was just making a joke. For fuck's sake you don't have to post 4 comments repeating the same thing and getting all defensive and shit. I happen to have been an extremely blond person in my childhood. I had hair the colour of mustard and I have blue eyes. So I can make jokes about blondes and "arians" because I happen to be one. And no shit hitler was a brunet, as well as being 1/8'th jewish, vegitarian, and an artist. So just learn to not take a joke seriously ok?

[IAMVOL111]

@arandomperson3 I know. Hitler should've been having dumb blondes gassed to death instead. Proof of just how insane he really was.

[scooterok1]

@IAMVOL111 what? that made no sense at all.

[IAMVOL111]

@scooterok1 It was a reply to arandomperson3's comment under Highest Rated located directly above there ( glance upward a little if it's not to difficult ), .. now does it make more sense to you ? .. aye dumbfuck ?

[scooterok1]

@IAMVOL111 yeah i saw that, but hitler domesticated women. He took them out of work and put them in their homes. All he saw women as were baby making machines as he had no need for them up until 1941, so they didnt actually need to be smart, therefore why would he have to gas them if they are only there if they are at home looking after their children and to serve their husband? Thats why i didnt think it made sense for Hitler to gas them. And he wasnt actually insane.

[sqeezilproducts]

@Skulldini lol this is nothing like what hitler did

[bigwhiteballs27]

@arandomperson3

I travel alot, look how many women dye their hair blond, even jews.

many israeli women want a blonde baby with blue eyes, i read an article.

I'm just saying, i personally like brunettes.

[voluminoushead888]

@bigwhiteballs27 But then again, look how many white people tan their skin, get lip implants and take Enzyte so they can be like black people.

[Skulldini]

@bigwhiteballs27 What about all those "goth" chicks ( white girls who dye their hair black ) ?

[COMPETENCE616]

@arandomperson3 Why that? Hitler wanted to kill blonde slavs, he called them "subhumans".

[dr400motard]

too bad, certainly, they actually got this idea from a real-life event...

[cheemaavtar348]

cool

[thegagugirl]

i just love how this was a car commercial XD

[last9emperor]

LOL. this is a great commerical.

[SirTannen]

Yo' Mercedes I'm very happy for you and I'm going to let you finish but...

Burgerking makes the greatest French fries, burgers, and milkshakes of all time.

[froggiekaren5]

omg my favorite blondee joke ever! hahaha

[ComprimisedXInsanity]

I don't care she is hoooooooot! Oh yeah i'd give her a milkshake with those fries.

[susub75]

As predictable as the soon fall of the US world domination.

[thegangsterguy]

you fucking fat ass mericans all you think about is fastfood fat fucks fuck you!!!!!!!

[RyanPaulAran]

lol :D

[klebehss]

you don't how to read .... you you knew how to do that you should know the relation between those 2

[wouwouhahaha]

Commercials with car are trying to say that if you get this kind of car, then you can fuck some dumb bitch somewhere out there like that blond bitch in that video.

[mikefromkollab]

it's about the car blondie.

[MsFrankie96]

yo she is stupid...then she says it mad low..like dah wat r u doin???? lol this had me laughin 4 mad long!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sawu101]

i laughed so hard

[MrTrampolinewrestlin]

retard

[lostdaralyn]

thats not really funnyy ;

[devdief614]

what does that have to do with a mecedes bens?

[02javis]

u mean

Mercedes Benz?

[saggifool]

man...pointless commercial, it wasn't even funny.

[LuVcHocolatte]

you must be blonde...

[pdricketts01]

WOW!!!!!!!!!

[anyviolet]

_Very_ funny vid. And am rating this 5 based as much on the poster's description comments as on the vid. Two Thumbs Up!

---a non PC woman

[potetgutten]

This commercial was sent in Norway, you can see the words under the the car name is in norwegian

[3rl1]

Vakker Utvendig, intelligent innvendig^^

Potetgutten, you are absolutely right xD

[wywDarky]

3rl1, hva skjer med at jeg roter rundt på youtube og skal til å kommentere også brått har u kommentert her for 5 måneder sia?

regner med du gjetter hvem det her er :P ring meg og si "youtube sier vi skal på biltur!" når u ser det her!

[bongofury60115]

blahblahblahblahblahblah

[Skulldini]

And what ever hapend with Polocks? As I remember, it used to be Polocks that were being joked about in THIS manor a long time ago,....but now it's blondes unstead huh ?

[Skulldini]

They cant make fun of negros in THIS way anymore,...but they can still do this sort of thing with blond women ?

[pahlbastyr]

yep

[SilverApe1428]

So many negative stereotypes. Blond female-dumb, blond male-nazi, asian male- small dick, asian female- small breasts, redhead female- tough woman, redhead male- drinker, blackhair male- emo, blackhair female- gothic, black male- fast runner, black female- big butt, mexicans in general- many kids.

[pnmlx]

Ahaa lool thats jokes :P

[xUgleee]

LOLLL

[DH2020]

Well so what if she is dumb she can afford to be dumb cause she is pretty, most guys would still want to be with her as opposed to that feminist plain looking "intelligent" librarian.

[mattgotowned]

so many blonde jokes, so little time

[xmichaeloux]

Nice 1

[TeAmericanEagle27]

ya no- im a blonde- and i dont get it......JUST KIDDING i can a ppreciate a good blonde joke

[babystones]

ha ha ha.... blondes!

love to shag them but wouldn't wanna marry them. ha ha ha!

just kidding everyone.

[megatuntun]

nice

[ryanandbrandonb]

watch mine i made a few remakes

[xoboobug2]

haha that was good

[TakoYakiAsagi]

That was amazing!! XD

[22roflmao]

ROFLMAO!!

[kimmybatchy]

this is too funny, i tell u about these blondes.

[ghosthunters88]

i saw this at school about 9 months ago and my teacher had the volume all the way up and we got to hear and see it in both home room and music class.

[klccc]

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[SelmaIceBoxKissKiss]

hahahhahahahahhahahahhaha

[jazzfan121]

Ha Ha Ha

[MustacheVerra]

hahaha!

[ProphetOfTheWord]

what the hell is with all the porn advertizers here?

[beutelkompost]

I like porn...I am honest.

[ProphetOfTheWord]

i dont care what you do in your spare time as long as your no furfag, all im saying is that the automated porntube profiles keep spaming this site because of the key word blonde and stuff

[beutelkompost]

yes ProphetOfTheWord, now I agree.

[angelinajulie4ever]

i know! wth?

[KrayzieBone18Deuce]

LMFAO

[crazynamehere]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[AndrosForever]

lul

[skilletpanhead]

and the librarian says "...so are u new here?" lol

[dragonfox312]

fucking newbs

[froggy3435]

hahaha lol that was funny!!

[lizzacat]

This American loved it!

[BackwoodsmanVA]

BDD-Blondie Defeciet Disorder to the max!But so funny! JS

[foxbox66]

LOL

[Zeerohaka]

I wouldn't be surprised if you could order those from library in america. -_-

[scms96]

bahhahahahahah so true man!

[suprapouce]

good one... very good one...

[Wouter1734]

wahahahahaha

[marcelociasi]

You know , sex with dumb blond like her will be rejuvenating , she is good looking with no brain, that's a perfect medicine for a long life.

[bprulz]

I would've knocked the shit out of her.

[JaakkoAA]

lol

[gatty234]

hahaha tht is my mom

[Saraih77]

LOL

[handsomejustin]

nice commercial Mercedes-benz!

[bazillebick]

thats good stuff

[lucasfox55]

awesome

[Pureoi]

lol that was funny

[samyoureye]

shes a sheep in a human's body

[earlofnim]

hahaha

[klccc]

funny!

[Ceball1410]

i like how you know how to spell blonde right...

[xic4loca]

LoL! hmmm... I hope i'm not as dumb as her since i'm a blonde! But i'm not

[snowfiary]

total blond!!

[adi1133]

deblondify her!

[Gioguyman11]

funny

[punkdrummer1017]

haha

[CorissaMoore]

lol that is almost like my firend exsepted not THAT dumb

[cragmac1000]

What cue the piano interlude and the Mercedes commercial that was fucked up

[Miss88dudiet]

Hahahaha lol...but i am proud to be blonde! and im not that stupid hahaha

[sarahisspecial18]

wow

racism

sexism

hairism??

lmao

I AM BLOND!

[lwallace79]

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