"Take Pee Pants here. He might as well go and get himself a good, clean kill this morning, seeing as his patient Ms. Sampson is in DKA and he hasn't been tracking her phosphate level, her PHOSPHATE LEVEL, HER PHOSPHATE LEVEL!"
"Everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything that exists, past present and future, and all discovered and undiscovered demintions... oh, And Heo Jackmen" xD LMFAO
in the first couple of episodes cox doesn't call JD girls names. This changed because McGinely was calling Braff girl names on the set so the writers decided to start writing it into the show.
*phone rings* hi sweety im in a tunnel. *keeps talking* *phone rings* oh, my god........ WAAAT?!
95moviewatcher 2 days ago
OH, MY GOD im gaggin and vomiting at the same time im... im gavomiting!
95moviewatcher 6 days ago 2
"No, it's Monday which of course means it's ethnic day so I'll be going with Rosalita"....i just spit out my water
peppermint23 1 month ago
pool man and architect lmao
peppermint23 1 month ago
Vintage cox.
My1SongGlory 1 month ago
Oh my god..........WHAT?!?
aop2006 1 month ago
great moment there DUMBASS, starts off with a profound misunderstanding of how the human body works and winds up with u shattering some.
how does he do it?? XD
xdeathnoteanimedudex 1 month ago
Mint
pinkbutterflybarbie 2 months ago
Dr. Cox commands fear and respect!
toydog16r 2 months ago
either hes got a light bulb up his but or his colon has a great idea
zupy90guitar 2 months ago
@zupy90guitar I have now made it my mission in life to somehow work that line into a conversation
haolihfaioefh 2 months ago
Her PO4 levels her PO4 levels her PO4 levels...
Michael326 2 months ago in playlist Cox
I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it
michelrpg 3 months ago
"I love this moment so much I'm going to have sex with it"
"I love this moment so much I'm going to cheat on the other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments"
caoimhebrawn 3 months ago 3
I wish I was him... <3
alanresulatgmail 3 months ago
"Take Pee Pants here. He might as well go and get himself a good, clean kill this morning, seeing as his patient Ms. Sampson is in DKA and he hasn't been tracking her phosphate level, her PHOSPHATE LEVEL, HER PHOSPHATE LEVEL!"
SickBritKid 4 months ago
"I'm taking Jack and staying at my mother's for a few months."
"But then who's going to look after him when you and your mother go out marauding for flesh?"
SickBritKid 4 months ago
Absolutely loved the leg warmers.
liina000 4 months ago
Bastard coated bastards...with bastard filling.
speedyspooley 4 months ago
My last name is Cox
ZombieSoldier224 4 months ago
"Everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything that exists, past present and future, and all discovered and undiscovered demintions... oh, And Heo Jackmen" xD LMFAO
i miss scrubs :/
mas6o0ol100 5 months ago
I love Dr. Cox's use of the Wiggles.
132411guy 5 months ago
lol 25600th viewer! :D SO MANY PEOPLE WITH THE BEST TASTE!
Bombraker 6 months ago
in the first couple of episodes cox doesn't call JD girls names. This changed because McGinely was calling Braff girl names on the set so the writers decided to start writing it into the show.
JBHUTT09 6 months ago 2
"You got this number from Jordan didn't you. She hates me"
ReflectionJ 7 months ago
6:20 The only thing more awesome than Kelso and Cox butting heads, is when they work together.
StriderAnarchy99 7 months ago
@StriderAnarchy99
Yes, its like a Unholy union or Evil Powers that create something of Epic Doom and Awesomeness XD.
howlbigbadwolf 7 months ago
Am I the only one who likes it when Cox says labradoodle?
ascend17 8 months ago 2
7:58 is the best.
WarpSpeedProductions 8 months ago
@WarpSpeedProductions no 1:24 is
Romeo494 7 months ago
This kid has a lightbub up his butt or his colon has a great idea.
Link544 9 months ago 2
Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are mainly? Bastards, bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
Kelizar666 9 months ago 2
He's going to need surgery and if YOU preform it then of course hes going to need a casket SSSSSOOOOOO....!
danieltheman1989 9 months ago 2
lmao 2:22
"Hi sweety i'm in a tunnel"
*rings again* "Oh..my god *leaves room* WHAT?!!"
superrobz 9 months ago 2
I love this moment so much i want to have sex with it!
This moment is so great i'd cheat on that other moment from before marry this one and raise a family of tiny moments with this one!
XD BEST LINES EVER!
JesseG381 10 months ago 4
My mum called me and i did the in a tunnel thing, whoo, she was nawt happy :/
perryscrubsfan 10 months ago
whos ya daddy
nobodylikesm3 11 months ago
I love this moment so much i want to have sex with it <3
Bexycool 1 year ago
''Slap yourself very hard in the face and then leave''
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
MattyEFC121 1 year ago
"hey did you leave anything in the ambulance"
"only my will to live,why?"
dr cox is a legend
616darkwolf 1 year ago
oh my god he just might have goof-arounditis.
we should also check him for the silly-willies!
=)
svetting 1 year ago
oh my god he might just have goof-arounditis.
we should also check him for the silly-willies!
=)
svetting 1 year ago
The way he makes "What?!" gets me everytime. Plus there's a weird thought in my mind making it sound like John Cleese :S
DarkLycan 1 year ago
Dr cox needs his own podcast.
TNFlightNurse 1 year ago
@TNFlightNurse They need to bring his voice into a navigationsystem for a car
RaTrooper458 1 year ago 2
@RaTrooper458 That would be awesome as hell. He could be like that Mayhem guy in the insurance commercials, "RECALCULATING... .TURN LEFT!!!!"
TNFlightNurse 1 year ago
@RaTrooper458 i would pay any amount of money for that sat nav, you genius :D ;L
Bexycool 1 year ago
"Hi sweety I'm in a tunnel" *close* *rings again* "Oh..my god..! WHAT ?!?"
TheJokerLove 1 year ago
I hugged my son, 9 months ago :D
necroslikerock 1 year ago
I hugged my son, 9 months ago :D
necroslikerock 1 year ago
Middleweight annoyance championship? Please. Dorian's a Welterweight on a good day.
inamerica55585 1 year ago
2:23 made me spit the food i'm eating now :)))
BaaLaaN 1 year ago
Molly Clock awesome puussyy
Adam5pl 1 year ago
this moment is so great I'd cheat on that other moment from before marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments hahaha
ugliguy 1 year ago
LMFAO, "i dont know wat to tell ur there bobbo, either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea" omg...too funny
slashpwnt 1 year ago
I believe he ad libs a lot of his lines
BatteryRock 1 year ago
TALK TALK, TALK TALK TALK, TALK, T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TALK.
Hysterically funny!
sandsce 1 year ago
her phosphate level, her phosphate level, HER PHOSPHATE LEVEL
L96Arcitc 1 year ago 3
keep pissing my pants. This guy is nothing less than perfect for this role. And big credits for the writers!
Mijmer 1 year ago
I love this moment so much i wanna have sex with... priceless
smoothboy21 1 year ago
I might sound like a sicko, but I´d so like him to do me, and rant me all the way through it....
MarenGermany 1 year ago 2
nice idea for the end, liked it :)
5/5 easily
R1nji 1 year ago
dr cox, he is soooooo cute.
kittenDecember 2 years ago 3
@kittenDecember whoa somebody agrees ;D
Bexycool 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Scrubs is amazing! its streaming over Scrubsepisodes . org for free.
mcgoeyEddiekr 2 years ago
*ring* *ring* "Hi sweety I'm in a tunnel" *close*
JCaesar42 2 years ago 59
WWHHAATT!!!!!!!! lol both of those r classic
spacegeneral 2 years ago 3
@JCaesar42 Oh my god.... WHAT!!!!!????
ct18396 7 months ago
@JCaesar42 ring ring, Oh my God....... WHAT!! lol
Emovampqueen92 5 months ago 3
good god i love this bloke. i seriously want the mind of the reader who writes his character
TheExplosiveCupcake 2 years ago 74
@TheExplosiveCupcake haha word for word i was thinkin what u just said xD !
Makaveli13Xroy 1 year ago
great job dude!
tank3890 2 years ago 3
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tank3890 2 years ago
Great job on this video, my favorite one had to be when he talks about JD as the annoying middleweight champion of the world.
rwd5035 2 years ago 5