I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD JOHN

[anaco654]

HEAD.CANON.FOREVER.

[lilcc96]

my headcannon John. x]

[munchlaxdaughter10]

Head canon Karka... wait... nope.

[imacoolguy23]

headcanon for john forevver

[lolt64]

The voice sounds like it would fit Equius better

[OkamiYasha16]

That is my headcannon for John. xD

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

karkat: "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHANGING YOUR FUCKASS NAME TO MCLOVIN!!!"

[SailorEchosong]

NIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is awesome!!! XD

[gallowsCalibratorTP]

HEADCANNONS EVERYWHERE.

[RachelVolturiChannel]

...

John so is fapping XD

[XxHanyouxPridexX]

MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN HE PUNCHES HIS SALAD!

[TuxedoRonny]

Oh God, my headcanon voices! They have been totally obliterated and replaced.

[CottontailOfChrist]

Nah, Karkat would just dump the entire contents of the bowl onto John's head.

[dragongirl112795]

I'm sure Equius could lend you the STRENGTH to finish it. I'm not sure if he'd want to.

[Quaanyboy]

@StevenDefoe8 Oh ho ho, it funny 'cause it true!

[StevenDefoe8]

The looping animation makes it look like John is jerking off.

[koithedog2]

New John headcanon.

[ThePirateCapt]

John enjoys this.

[ghostasesjumponit]

LMAO YE2! XP

[yaoicrusader]

if you close your eyes while watching this

....you will be waking up in cold sweat for the next week

[Trogdorbad]

Why is John masturbating

[MissBiohazard]

@Trogdorbad I didn't draw the frames, I just put the video together

[happy5461]

KarKat IS PUNCHING UR SALAD!!!!

[DeathByZombiez]

HEADCANNON JOHN HEADCANNON JOHN HEADCANNON JOHN

[cornnugget]

laughingsalad.jpg

[FreeButtSex]

Comb your fucking hair. 

[ShiningEnjeru]

asdfstuck

[RickyV300]

I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD YOU FUCKASS.

[MissBiohazard]

heeey guy stop posting comment that are for Fresca9990211, getting tired seeing them in my Inbox, Thank you

[toolcape8]

its from ASDMOVIE

[o0xst]

Fubada fubada fubada

[CarcinoGenetisist]

YEAH,AND I TOTALLY FUCKED THAT SALAD UP.

[MissBiohazard]

@fresca9990211 Hey guess what, No one cares~

[XxToxicSpikesxX]

This made me sneeze.

[DaleksinTopHats]

Headcannon John voice

What has internet done

[twothcoopth]

i like trains

[BlackNight77632]

I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!

NOOOOOOOOO

[PrincesTomboy]

This would happen.

[datpanda46]

lol is it sad if this is my headcannon for John XD

[KevynTheNerd]

This came out perfectly. The voices fit exactly.

[mustkillkittys]

John disliked this video

[chickenpoodle009]

hey. hey you there. do you happen to rp prince gumball on tumblr. if not, well, this is awkward.

[MissBiohazard]

@chickenpoodle009 .......WHO ARE YOUUUU!!! WEH!!!! *hides in fear*

[chickenpoodle009]

@MissBiohazard I am Princess Bubblegum. I can see EEEVVVVEEERRRYYYYYYTTTHHHHHHII­IIIIIINNNNNGGGG. Actually, no, I was surfing HS videos and I saw your username and went eeeyyyyyyy

[MissBiohazard]

@chickenpoodle009 WAAAAAAAAIT WHICH PB!? that one that goes on chatango alot???

[chickenpoodle009]

@MissBiohazard Uh, not that often. Sometimes a lot of the OCs piss me off lol. Askabubblegumprincess. I asked for Fubblegum fluff that one time :D

[theulimatefusion]

@MissBiohazard Chatango ftw~

[sammiluvbug]

issues!!!!!!!!!!

[Ambalisable]

johns left arm

look where it keeps going

[MissBiohazard]

@Ambalisable :V oh aha funny

[thewolfPrince]

AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED!

[Faeyerie]

JOHN LOOKS SO ADORABLE!

[Goopycrunchi681]

I like the part where he punched the salad.

[youraftermyrobotbee]

new headcanon voices go

[Titan360]

The Sexual tension between these two is KILLING ME

[Spaxxic9000]

. . . I died of laughter at this.

I DIED WATCHING THIS AND I AM NOW A GHOST.

Oh god this will be played at my funeral.

[Titan360]

@Spaxxic9000 well...at least you won't die alone.

[theonlyfangrl]

LOL yes!! you need to make more if oyu please? ^.^ XD

[MissBiohazard]

@theonlyfangrl Haha i am i've got 2 more on the way, im just so busy, so it takes time to get things done

[AmunRa1]

EB: hey jade i'm bac- dave, what are you doing?!?!?!?!

TG: im sleeping with your sister john

EB: uh, yeah........ you are.

[JHFMedia]

I have

the weirdest boner.

[sweetcookie535]

MY TWO FAVE THINGS

YOU ARE AMAZING

YOU GET ALL MY LOVE

ALL OF IT

[MissBiohazard]

@sweetcookie535 I can't hold all this love

[sweetcookie535]

@MissBiohazard You must it is your destiny

You can do it

You can make it happen

[SupaMarioX]

@MissBiohazard You attempt to hold all of the love anyway, expelling your previous items in your inventory like a bullet.

[AriaAsacura]

ASDFmovie + Homestuck = YEEEESSSS

[Almontri]

@AriaAsacura I couldn't agree more.

[dontmindmees]

OH NOES D:

[DragonFire381]

And then John gets hit by a train.

[FailureChanny]

Nooooo....

RIP salad D,:

[vocanovathememegurl]

i couln't make any sense of the title then karspazz came over and raped john's salad with his fists

[Gadoink1]

THE SHEER TRAGEDY

[KittennPajamas]

NO NOT THE SALAD

WHY

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN