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  • NES DUCK HUNT AWSOME

  • The bitch finally thought about some things fuck her

  • If you want to kill somebody for money, just become a soldier, invade another country, kill innocent people, return home as hero, collect benefits until you die. God Bless America.

  • double jump

  • 0:41 ITS A FUCKING PORKCHOP.... GOD DAMIT!

  • aww yeah wall chicken

  • 3:13 LOL HIS ARM/HAND DIDNT EVEN TOUCH HIM!!! XD

  • you can get money for killing people... it all depends on whether the person you killed is carrying their wallet

  • kinda pissed you didnt mention fallout at all

    you can kill people in fallout but you loose karma :(

  • starcraft :D

  • I want sex with you

  • @Thehamez why? she's fat and pale, and she's not in the kitchen!

  • actually if you don't eat you die so eating "restores" your life

    and nowadays medikits and such are getting rare since you just have to stay calmfor a while to get full health again

  • Thats a weird Looking Kitchen...

  • @xXFullLife this is what killed the arrow to the knee jokes. attention whores

  • You look like Tamia....

  • Respawning

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  • Golden eye ....... Sweet .. I love that game

  • Call me

  • I know one: you don't get tired from running across a continent

  • i don't know much about games, but you're a cutie. And smart too.

  • sennheiser hd 201 in the background

  • wait wait wait sorry for being a nerd but the castlevania food you are talking about isnt chicken. its a porkchop. it says so in the game manual.

  • achievements!!! just imagine : "achievement unlocked ruined someones life" or "achievement unlocked 50 friends"O.o that would ruin lives but would still be awesome

  • RESPAWNING

  • when my hp is low! I always eat chickend!!!

  • 2:45 phrase menu from mass effect 2 :D

    

  • video game cliche in real life = duplication glitch.

  • Nice video :)

  • About the "options about what to say" DOES HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. IT'S CALLED TALKING. EXCEPT YOU HAVE INFINITE OPTIONS.

  • Respawning! :)

  • Using Pokeballs to catch pokemon.

  • ..tits "of" GTFO..?

    BRILLIANT!

  • this bitch is garbage

  • Experience and lvling

  • Respawning

  • jack ass is dead :{

  • lmao I'm favoriting this video just 'cause the car horn made my dogs bark

  • speed boost plates or the rabow star (invonerability) yes

  • yeah thats called muging killing and getting away with it, shit got to run the police are here

  • Whahaha killing people for money that would rock! Yet suck cuz everyone would be dead :(

  • killing animals for gold

  • Bioware made dragon age and mass effect the only games she used as examples... Its not cliche if it's the same people makingit

  • mute option

  • Vsauce 3 is going to be lame... 

  • walking over thins and automaticaly picking them up...

  • this vid could have been so much funnier but all the jokes fell flat

  • Jackass could have used you with Ryan Dunn's last skit DRUNKEN PORSCHE FLIP.

  • Its a fucking pork chop... dammit.

  • when you go to sleep and 2 secs its day again

  • 1. food is already healthy...most of it.

    2. get a backpack.

    3. you can already choosse what you want to say.... so wy have to choose between 3 or 4 lines.

    4. be an assasin/hitman (yes they stil exist)

  • @rik222222 1. if you are shot food will not help in a matter of seconds.

    2. james bond doesnt wear a backpack

    3. so there are deffinet choice and you know one is right.

    4. assasin/hitman... last time i checked still against the law.

  • NoClip like in Gmod and Doom and i would have the Doom music maker play tracks for me at all times when i wan't to.

  • Is she botting in WoW?

  • Holding lots of stuff that come from nowhere is called Hammerspace, a reference from Thor.

  • Look up Rooster Teeth Immersion for a concept like this:

  • the last cliche already exists. it´s called stealing

  • No, a Golden Apple! Eat a Golden Apple to restore ten hearts.

  • Wait, you eat a piece of chicken? No, it's actually a pork chop

  • 12$ for a Kill! Great I only have to kill 83.333, People to become a Millonear.

  • lol the last one was a grand theft autto cliche

  • Tits or TGIF

  • Spikes and bottomless pits.

  • i want to bang this chick to Mario soundtrack!

  • in irl..... in in real life.

  • I'd kill a man for $12 too.

  • Their is a job you can kill people without consciences it's called SWAT

  • @steamuser123 Consequences. Consequences. :p

  • XD WoW? thats awesome

  • eat a flower and be able to shoot fire so when i fart i would shoot some fire for an atomic fart :D

  • i already get most of my health from mushrooms, they also help me destroy the turtles and spiders

  • i would say the perks like in CoD would be really funny in rl

  • It aint a chicken in castlevania... It is a pork chop! =)

  • regen health. REGEN BLOODY HEALTH. Fark.

  • I eat donkey ballsI eat donkey ballsI eat donkey ballsI eat donkey ballsI eat donkey ballsI eat donkey balls

  • I would laugh if that chicken was poisoned...

  • how can you be gamer with all using macs?

  • 2:58-3:05. ITS CALLED THE MAFIA!

  • Getting money is a consequence. A positive one.

  • WoW FTW!

  • Why use 007 as an example, I would of used Metal Gear... He holds all that shit, and can stay sneaky...

  • funny, but terrible acting

  • respawning

  • its a pork chop NOT CHICKEN

  • @Chromidorr POT ROAST!

  • double jump!

  • Carry a gun on your back with no strap or sling.

  • GTA IV: pulling rocket launchers and other weapons out of my body!!!!

  • HAXORZ!!!

  • when you tip over a car in gta and it explodes, bodies disappearing upon death and no consequences, health bars where age doesn't matter.

  • ok now what is ,cliche

  • the pokemon games on the gameboy

  • assassins creed: surviving a real leap of faith lol

  • Super high jumping! Or be able to wear heavy armor and still walk normal...

  • I want when i smash open any given barrel for their to be money in it

  • Tits or GTFO is the only choice to choose from with all my conversations, the rest are empty O.o

  • I wanna see a REAL LIFE rpg... That would be cool. And by RPG, I mean something like this example :

    Man (Lv.50): HP 100 - Man used Punch - HP 85 :(Lv.60) Conaneve1

    Or like this

    Bat (Lv.10): HP 15, MaxHP 15 - Conaneve1 uses Grenadelauncher - MaxHP 100 ,HP 85 :(Lv.60) Conaneve1

    Some say thats confusing. I doubt it is.

  • I got turned on when she said tits

  • lacy and i should be partners in crime GIRL GAMERS FOREVER!!!

  • cliche: XP in RPGs

    "oh my god! Terminator!"

    farming, farming, farming

    "Now c'mon Arnold motherf**ker!"

    Mario or Streetfighter, its like you "have" to jump (5 meters!!) to win

    Metal Gear Solid (and other games) like the guards stand right in front of you, and cant see you (for example because you have a tarn-index... i'd like to know if someone else could see me or not, too!)

  • chicken replenish mana, everybody knows that! look in Divine Divinity for example

  • wat about if you could just find something that gives u a special power like being humoungous or haaving one shot kills

  • Please correct me if I'm wrong but in the beginning of the vid, the music that was playing was Jazzy NYC from SF3:Third Strike, right?

  • a hot chick that plays wow using telekinesis?!?! yes please!

  • Conveniently placed invisible walls at the edge of a map.

  • rehealing health

  • #4 works in real life because if you kill someone you do get money.

  • @pankakesforlife

    yes but not like in RPGs, you kill someone even monsters (like a fly or something) and the much stronger it is, the more money you get :D

    or in GTA: wait some time, and the police forgot that you killed somebody xD

  • Doesnt she remember you about Onision ? Or her eyes ... or is just me =)))

  • Cheat codes IrL

  • the chicken is porkchops

  • Mines is how many game characters can't swim it's so wierd

  • Ya know some people do. I know this kid. He told me he get pays to litary punch the crap out of someone. It's cool thought.

  • #1 I'm glad that we see eye to eye.

    #2 Mmmm..... only if there was a item quick select thing.

    #3 I hate restrictions.

    #4 No thanks, even with cliche #1, that would still suck.

    Respawns, parties, and other worlds/dimensions should've been included.

  • I'd love to gut punch people for money

  • Have cheats

  • me to but a pretty girl lol and its all about a pally prot

  • Is this a cliche . I swear I saw this on RoosterTeeth

  • @WhereIsNz are you dumb or something o.O

  • @Nickname3750 Oh yeah Immersion

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  • I would love save points in real life. Always save before you do something stupid. You feel like randomly jumping off a 50 story building just save before you do it. About to have sex, save first and you have no risk of AIDS. You wanna walk up to a bunch of bikers at a bar and say to each of them "hey arent you Richard Simmons" just save first.

  • @shotgungunshot haha about sex,if you like it the first time,save...and reload over and over again!

  • gain powers just be eating something like a mushroom or a flower or a leaf and a star

  • yeah its called murder adn robbery so yeah

  • killing people and getting paid for it, is called being a soldier.

  • rofl gta

  • U can get money by killing people just nick there wallet after u killed them

  • what about the fact that you can pillage through people's houses and they won't give a ****

  • that everything is so conveniently placed for you to climb onto like prince of persia and god of war

  • The Grand Theft Auto police bribes and armors

  • That there is someone at an unknown location telling you how to do everything, that would be a funny cliche.

  • I want your magic auto wow leveling computer!

  • 2:58

    Work for Blackwater.

  • Tit's or GTFO

  • Bad fucking acting at 2:41

  • Well, it IS possible to get money by killing and doing it without consequences. You just have to kill a very specific enemy, for example - Kill somebody, who has a wallet with money in it. Money problem solved :)

    As for consequences, you just have to hide the body and/or kill any witnesses.

  • Die them spawn back in your house/Appartment.

  • Women in ridiculous clothing that barely cover anything! That's what we want! =)

  • @DerAntimensch but it gives guys something to look at when the femal characters are talking, Dead or Alive e.g. Kasumi talking to here BF

  • @DerAntimensch soul calibur's ivy lol

  • exploding barrels

  • I want final fantasy music to play when i take a dump

  • you can walk into walls and continue for eternity

  • you can take alot of pain in games

  • Talking about games while having Apple/Mac over there??

    Now, where's that sammich?

  • no extra lives in IRL...irl means in real life so what u sai dis no extra lives in in real life..go make me a sammich and leave the gaming to me -.-

  • @GGORRO Deliphin11, you have 3 choices to reply to GGORRO:

    1>Go fuck yourself, extra lives are obviously in IRL!

    2>Meh, i gotta agree with you.

    3>*make a sammich for him*

    You chose 2.

  • u forgot flying boats and goblins in jrpgs and mmos

  • its a porkchop not some chiken in castlevania

  • random things popping up with tips on what to do

  • It's not Chicken, its Pork-chop AVGN says so!

  • @wejl

    yes thats what i wanted to say too! :D

    link: youtube.com/watch?v=Hfo6hoN0PU­w jump to 4:27 (or before :D)

  • Whack bushes --> Get money ^.^

    Also, IRL needs better music.

  • 150 People hate chicken

  • LACEY U R HOT! DO ME PLZ! NOOOOWWW!!!

  • being able to save and go back to that save when you go wrong (or die)

    ohohoh also magic points

  • sexy womens

  • i would have perks like in mw2 but suttible for real life

  • @vsauce That when you kill something they "reincarnate" into star bits haha

  • what if you can pause in real ife

  • i like the gta part

  • Unlimited resources of anything...such as money in games...(Ex. WoW, RS, etc.)

  • Lol wow Chicken, human's biggest cure to all lives

    3:14 But the thing is they should respawn/revive fast

  • at about 1:04 I was thinking in my head "It's a trap, its a trap." Since when does full health items come that easily?

  • INVISIBLE WALLS!!

  • Saving before any decision you have to make in life! wait... I wouldn't be born, nevermind...

  • RESPAWN

  • Btw- bonk the whore?