If you want to kill somebody for money, just become a soldier, invade another country, kill innocent people, return home as hero, collect benefits until you die. God Bless America.
achievements!!! just imagine : "achievement unlocked ruined someones life" or "achievement unlocked 50 friends"O.o that would ruin lives but would still be awesome
Mario or Streetfighter, its like you "have" to jump (5 meters!!) to win
Metal Gear Solid (and other games) like the guards stand right in front of you, and cant see you (for example because you have a tarn-index... i'd like to know if someone else could see me or not, too!)
I would love save points in real life. Always save before you do something stupid. You feel like randomly jumping off a 50 story building just save before you do it. About to have sex, save first and you have no risk of AIDS. You wanna walk up to a bunch of bikers at a bar and say to each of them "hey arent you Richard Simmons" just save first.
Well, it IS possible to get money by killing and doing it without consequences. You just have to kill a very specific enemy, for example - Kill somebody, who has a wallet with money in it. Money problem solved :)
As for consequences, you just have to hide the body and/or kill any witnesses.
NES DUCK HUNT AWSOME
drzero1000 1 week ago
The bitch finally thought about some things fuck her
sasukekilledyou 1 week ago
If you want to kill somebody for money, just become a soldier, invade another country, kill innocent people, return home as hero, collect benefits until you die. God Bless America.
canecky 1 week ago
double jump
OfficialFPShooters 2 weeks ago
0:41 ITS A FUCKING PORKCHOP.... GOD DAMIT!
psychonauts0 2 weeks ago
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cinderblock06 3 weeks ago
aww yeah wall chicken
DragonSquallZ 1 month ago
3:13 LOL HIS ARM/HAND DIDNT EVEN TOUCH HIM!!! XD
Terrorstanius 1 month ago
you can get money for killing people... it all depends on whether the person you killed is carrying their wallet
TheXFaced 1 month ago
kinda pissed you didnt mention fallout at all
you can kill people in fallout but you loose karma :(
TheMashes 1 month ago
starcraft :D
Wolf78033 1 month ago
I want sex with you
Thehamez 1 month ago
@Thehamez why? she's fat and pale, and she's not in the kitchen!
badams2190 1 month ago
actually if you don't eat you die so eating "restores" your life
and nowadays medikits and such are getting rare since you just have to stay calmfor a while to get full health again
KaosKrusher 2 months ago
Thats a weird Looking Kitchen...
xXFullLife 2 months ago
@xXFullLife this is what killed the arrow to the knee jokes. attention whores
ThePlatoon4 2 months ago
You look like Tamia....
Blueness1620 2 months ago
Respawning
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Tuan86509 2 months ago
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Tuan86509 2 months ago
Golden eye ....... Sweet .. I love that game
jeml22 2 months ago
Call me
MrIgonzalez85 2 months ago
I know one: you don't get tired from running across a continent
MrKillbox7 3 months ago
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i don't know much about games, but you're a cutie. And smart too.
Beelzubub13 3 months ago
i don't know much about games, but you're a cutie. And smart too.
Beelzubub13 3 months ago
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fallout new vegas rpg
En4c3rRezn0v 3 months ago
sennheiser hd 201 in the background
12345aaron10 3 months ago
wait wait wait sorry for being a nerd but the castlevania food you are talking about isnt chicken. its a porkchop. it says so in the game manual.
theDANISHdynamite 3 months ago 2
achievements!!! just imagine : "achievement unlocked ruined someones life" or "achievement unlocked 50 friends"O.o that would ruin lives but would still be awesome
Drag0nBlades 3 months ago
RESPAWNING
icee641 4 months ago
when my hp is low! I always eat chickend!!!
MystesNeedSoul 4 months ago
2:45 phrase menu from mass effect 2 :D
Dman7sto 4 months ago
video game cliche in real life = duplication glitch.
nadenessnick 4 months ago
Nice video :)
Staniel40 4 months ago in playlist Още видеоклипове от vsauce
About the "options about what to say" DOES HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. IT'S CALLED TALKING. EXCEPT YOU HAVE INFINITE OPTIONS.
gebdoe 4 months ago
Respawning! :)
NeoFrEaK100 5 months ago
Using Pokeballs to catch pokemon.
iCrow1995 5 months ago
..tits "of" GTFO..?
BRILLIANT!
CaptainZETTA 5 months ago
this bitch is garbage
getthefuckaoutmyway 5 months ago
Experience and lvling
WoWNaomiLing 5 months ago
Respawning
asender66 5 months ago
jack ass is dead :{
kenz200g 6 months ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
lmao I'm favoriting this video just 'cause the car horn made my dogs bark
EthanStrummer 6 months ago
speed boost plates or the rabow star (invonerability) yes
gamefreak500 6 months ago
yeah thats called muging killing and getting away with it, shit got to run the police are here
MrBrickhead80 6 months ago
Whahaha killing people for money that would rock! Yet suck cuz everyone would be dead :(
WTFSexyHeadphones 6 months ago
killing animals for gold
jomon21 6 months ago
Bioware made dragon age and mass effect the only games she used as examples... Its not cliche if it's the same people makingit
rws531 7 months ago
mute option
chemicalabe 7 months ago
Vsauce 3 is going to be lame...
12345678azertyuiop 7 months ago
walking over thins and automaticaly picking them up...
3PJX 7 months ago
this vid could have been so much funnier but all the jokes fell flat
MrNclaw 7 months ago
Jackass could have used you with Ryan Dunn's last skit DRUNKEN PORSCHE FLIP.
teflonn420 7 months ago
Its a fucking pork chop... dammit.
icksbocks 7 months ago
when you go to sleep and 2 secs its day again
otakureiss 7 months ago
1. food is already healthy...most of it.
2. get a backpack.
3. you can already choosse what you want to say.... so wy have to choose between 3 or 4 lines.
4. be an assasin/hitman (yes they stil exist)
rik222222 7 months ago
@rik222222 1. if you are shot food will not help in a matter of seconds.
2. james bond doesnt wear a backpack
3. so there are deffinet choice and you know one is right.
4. assasin/hitman... last time i checked still against the law.
THEN0BL3 7 months ago
NoClip like in Gmod and Doom and i would have the Doom music maker play tracks for me at all times when i wan't to.
SergeantNugget 7 months ago
Is she botting in WoW?
Lamb672 7 months ago
Holding lots of stuff that come from nowhere is called Hammerspace, a reference from Thor.
Energyone 7 months ago
Look up Rooster Teeth Immersion for a concept like this:
DukeDanceum 8 months ago
the last cliche already exists. it´s called stealing
qwertymaster12345678 8 months ago
No, a Golden Apple! Eat a Golden Apple to restore ten hearts.
LegoWeirds 8 months ago 46
Wait, you eat a piece of chicken? No, it's actually a pork chop
SHsurreal 8 months ago
12$ for a Kill! Great I only have to kill 83.333, People to become a Millonear.
NomisCasio 8 months ago
lol the last one was a grand theft autto cliche
winnieizcool 8 months ago
Tits or TGIF
smitened 8 months ago
Spikes and bottomless pits.
Brittonbubba137 8 months ago
i want to bang this chick to Mario soundtrack!
JasonVladimir 8 months ago
in irl..... in in real life.
KFRkidz 8 months ago
I'd kill a man for $12 too.
bluebalt05 8 months ago
Their is a job you can kill people without consciences it's called SWAT
steamuser123 9 months ago 36
@steamuser123 Consequences. Consequences. :p
dannygmzz 6 months ago
XD WoW? thats awesome
KittyIvie 9 months ago
eat a flower and be able to shoot fire so when i fart i would shoot some fire for an atomic fart :D
Yuki3Chutochu 9 months ago
i already get most of my health from mushrooms, they also help me destroy the turtles and spiders
azerbaijin 9 months ago
i would say the perks like in CoD would be really funny in rl
ITSimonable 9 months ago
It aint a chicken in castlevania... It is a pork chop! =)
magglas 10 months ago
regen health. REGEN BLOODY HEALTH. Fark.
Rabbitthateats 10 months ago
I eat donkey ballsI eat donkey ballsI eat donkey ballsI eat donkey ballsI eat donkey ballsI eat donkey balls
SillyFirecracker 10 months ago
I would laugh if that chicken was poisoned...
LMshiny 10 months ago
how can you be gamer with all using macs?
haha123hoho 10 months ago
2:58-3:05. ITS CALLED THE MAFIA!
ewilli99 10 months ago
Getting money is a consequence. A positive one.
olivehoney00 10 months ago
WoW FTW!
volia100 10 months ago
Why use 007 as an example, I would of used Metal Gear... He holds all that shit, and can stay sneaky...
KridikJones 11 months ago
funny, but terrible acting
TheRiddle0FSteel 11 months ago
respawning
HarHarVideos 11 months ago
its a pork chop NOT CHICKEN
Chromidorr 11 months ago
@Chromidorr POT ROAST!
KridikJones 11 months ago
double jump!
ElSambrero 11 months ago
Carry a gun on your back with no strap or sling.
RomanLegion111 11 months ago
GTA IV: pulling rocket launchers and other weapons out of my body!!!!
SuperNYYankees27 11 months ago
HAXORZ!!!
MonsttaaShockzz 11 months ago
when you tip over a car in gta and it explodes, bodies disappearing upon death and no consequences, health bars where age doesn't matter.
TJ9044 11 months ago
ok now what is ,cliche
TheAbe210 1 year ago
the pokemon games on the gameboy
ZANEDUKE45 1 year ago
assassins creed: surviving a real leap of faith lol
ZANEDUKE45 1 year ago
Super high jumping! Or be able to wear heavy armor and still walk normal...
Mikelansel 1 year ago
I want when i smash open any given barrel for their to be money in it
TheKrannyMaster 1 year ago
Tits or GTFO is the only choice to choose from with all my conversations, the rest are empty O.o
monstermasher666 1 year ago
I wanna see a REAL LIFE rpg... That would be cool. And by RPG, I mean something like this example :
Man (Lv.50): HP 100 - Man used Punch - HP 85 :(Lv.60) Conaneve1
Or like this
Bat (Lv.10): HP 15, MaxHP 15 - Conaneve1 uses Grenadelauncher - MaxHP 100 ,HP 85 :(Lv.60) Conaneve1
Some say thats confusing. I doubt it is.
conaneve1 1 year ago
I got turned on when she said tits
cheesewald 1 year ago
lacy and i should be partners in crime GIRL GAMERS FOREVER!!!
SupernovaProds 1 year ago
cliche: XP in RPGs
"oh my god! Terminator!"
farming, farming, farming
"Now c'mon Arnold motherf**ker!"
Mario or Streetfighter, its like you "have" to jump (5 meters!!) to win
Metal Gear Solid (and other games) like the guards stand right in front of you, and cant see you (for example because you have a tarn-index... i'd like to know if someone else could see me or not, too!)
9snaker 1 year ago
chicken replenish mana, everybody knows that! look in Divine Divinity for example
9snaker 1 year ago
wat about if you could just find something that gives u a special power like being humoungous or haaving one shot kills
xMastaofDeathx 1 year ago
Please correct me if I'm wrong but in the beginning of the vid, the music that was playing was Jazzy NYC from SF3:Third Strike, right?
ZeroxShadowscape 1 year ago
a hot chick that plays wow using telekinesis?!?! yes please!
drulli6 1 year ago
Conveniently placed invisible walls at the edge of a map.
AluminumKnuckles 1 year ago
rehealing health
missdaisy11000 1 year ago
#4 works in real life because if you kill someone you do get money.
pankakesforlife 1 year ago
@pankakesforlife
yes but not like in RPGs, you kill someone even monsters (like a fly or something) and the much stronger it is, the more money you get :D
or in GTA: wait some time, and the police forgot that you killed somebody xD
9snaker 1 year ago
Doesnt she remember you about Onision ? Or her eyes ... or is just me =)))
CapitanIGhostI 1 year ago
Cheat codes IrL
Mugen123456789 1 year ago
the chicken is porkchops
IQ567891234 1 year ago 2
Mines is how many game characters can't swim it's so wierd
OmgitsVideoslol 1 year ago
Ya know some people do. I know this kid. He told me he get pays to litary punch the crap out of someone. It's cool thought.
DaughterOfMusicGod 1 year ago
#1 I'm glad that we see eye to eye.
#2 Mmmm..... only if there was a item quick select thing.
#3 I hate restrictions.
#4 No thanks, even with cliche #1, that would still suck.
Respawns, parties, and other worlds/dimensions should've been included.
MechaKameleon 1 year ago
I'd love to gut punch people for money
Frumptopia 1 year ago
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Asians are only worth 12$? Ouch
bobthebonboncat 1 year ago
Have cheats
thelastjewalive 1 year ago
me to but a pretty girl lol and its all about a pally prot
warlockhunte89 1 year ago
Is this a cliche . I swear I saw this on RoosterTeeth
WhereIsNz 1 year ago
@WhereIsNz are you dumb or something o.O
Nickname3750 1 year ago
@Nickname3750 Oh yeah Immersion
WhereIsNz 1 year ago
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WhereIsNz 1 year ago
I would love save points in real life. Always save before you do something stupid. You feel like randomly jumping off a 50 story building just save before you do it. About to have sex, save first and you have no risk of AIDS. You wanna walk up to a bunch of bikers at a bar and say to each of them "hey arent you Richard Simmons" just save first.
shotgungunshot 1 year ago 2
@shotgungunshot haha about sex,if you like it the first time,save...and reload over and over again!
aaronluke159 1 year ago
gain powers just be eating something like a mushroom or a flower or a leaf and a star
ZELDAfan100xx 1 year ago
yeah its called murder adn robbery so yeah
Dragonboy664 1 year ago
killing people and getting paid for it, is called being a soldier.
uglysalmon 1 year ago
rofl gta
Nauryon 1 year ago
U can get money by killing people just nick there wallet after u killed them
SirLew1s 1 year ago
what about the fact that you can pillage through people's houses and they won't give a ****
Lukefonfabre9 1 year ago
that everything is so conveniently placed for you to climb onto like prince of persia and god of war
xAcidxXxRainx 1 year ago
The Grand Theft Auto police bribes and armors
sietse385 1 year ago
That there is someone at an unknown location telling you how to do everything, that would be a funny cliche.
ABC123OMG2 1 year ago
I want your magic auto wow leveling computer!
sabretoothMajs 1 year ago
2:58
Work for Blackwater.
Weapon01 1 year ago
Tit's or GTFO
chinhuhua 1 year ago
Bad fucking acting at 2:41
Agreedtodisagree 1 year ago
Well, it IS possible to get money by killing and doing it without consequences. You just have to kill a very specific enemy, for example - Kill somebody, who has a wallet with money in it. Money problem solved :)
As for consequences, you just have to hide the body and/or kill any witnesses.
anton2maa 1 year ago
Die them spawn back in your house/Appartment.
imamember9 1 year ago
Women in ridiculous clothing that barely cover anything! That's what we want! =)
DerAntimensch 1 year ago 56
@DerAntimensch but it gives guys something to look at when the femal characters are talking, Dead or Alive e.g. Kasumi talking to here BF
AdelaideEagle35 1 year ago
@DerAntimensch soul calibur's ivy lol
SKULLYARD29 11 months ago
exploding barrels
HKLesterol 1 year ago
I want final fantasy music to play when i take a dump
Bliced 1 year ago 50
you can walk into walls and continue for eternity
FunWithAGun97 1 year ago
you can take alot of pain in games
ER0CK99 1 year ago
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in in real life, you say?
demonn00bslayer 1 year ago
Talking about games while having Apple/Mac over there??
Now, where's that sammich?
Satanickus 1 year ago
no extra lives in IRL...irl means in real life so what u sai dis no extra lives in in real life..go make me a sammich and leave the gaming to me -.-
GGORRO 1 year ago
@GGORRO Deliphin11, you have 3 choices to reply to GGORRO:
1>Go fuck yourself, extra lives are obviously in IRL!
2>Meh, i gotta agree with you.
3>*make a sammich for him*
You chose 2.
Deliphin11 1 year ago
u forgot flying boats and goblins in jrpgs and mmos
darknoobpk 1 year ago
its a porkchop not some chiken in castlevania
darknoobpk 1 year ago 2
random things popping up with tips on what to do
Martyno322 1 year ago
It's not Chicken, its Pork-chop AVGN says so!
wejl 1 year ago 2
@wejl
yes thats what i wanted to say too! :D
link: youtube.com/watch?v=Hfo6hoN0PUw jump to 4:27 (or before :D)
9snaker 1 year ago
Whack bushes --> Get money ^.^
Also, IRL needs better music.
FlamerasX 1 year ago
150 People hate chicken
malmalspur 1 year ago
LACEY U R HOT! DO ME PLZ! NOOOOWWW!!!
fiddleswith 1 year ago
being able to save and go back to that save when you go wrong (or die)
ohohoh also magic points
KezerB2 1 year ago
sexy womens
Megarith1to3 1 year ago
i would have perks like in mw2 but suttible for real life
Ethan2581 1 year ago
@vsauce That when you kill something they "reincarnate" into star bits haha
threadlessfan 1 year ago
what if you can pause in real ife
luukas888 1 year ago
i like the gta part
marlonc777 1 year ago
Unlimited resources of anything...such as money in games...(Ex. WoW, RS, etc.)
ilik3laz0rp0int3rs 1 year ago
Lol wow Chicken, human's biggest cure to all lives
3:14 But the thing is they should respawn/revive fast
sukarestu 1 year ago
at about 1:04 I was thinking in my head "It's a trap, its a trap." Since when does full health items come that easily?
armsofzeus 1 year ago
INVISIBLE WALLS!!
narutoguy303 1 year ago
Saving before any decision you have to make in life! wait... I wouldn't be born, nevermind...
R3nanGuimaraes 1 year ago
RESPAWN
Rulerofwax24 1 year ago
Btw- bonk the whore?
Mistafixa101 1 year ago