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  • Hahaha I love this, it seems to be everyone's pretence at every wedding. Love his style!

  • Its a shame Mitchell always seems to overshadow Webb... :(

  • This is prime material for David Mitchell's soapbox.

  • but Audrey Hepburn she aint...lol hahaha xD xD

  • Every single comment below this one is retarded and needs to be ignored.

  • Oh my fucking god. Read the comments, theyre hilarious. People arguing about fucking 9/11 and the holocaust. All of you morons look up Godwins law. youre ridiculous

  • @spartanses There's also always a moron who thinks that they're better than everyone else as well.

  • i know this is a joke but i couldn't agree with him more

  • honesty is the best policy right?......... not xD

  • I think this is quite romantic... sort of.

  • i actually agreed with him from the start, i actually question why people (audience) are like this. when he says "have you gone mad!?" i started laughing like crazy. but yeh....i truly truly agree with him so i found this funnier than i should've

  • It's always uplifting to see all of the comments on a comedic video about best man speeches being of people arguing about religion.

  • *ignores past page or two of comments*

    This clip is fucking hilarious. I've spent most of my day watching Monty Python, but sweet Cthulhu this made me laugh harder than most of that. Mitchell and Webb have the most brilliant punchlines.

  • Why the f*ck are people arguing about RELIGION on a video like this?! Honestly it's pissing me off, we want your opinions on the video, I mean let's be honest no one gives a real shit what you believe in, or your biased country!

  • @Curri3Saan Honestly, I couldn't give a real shit what your opinion on the comments is. I don't know anyone who could.

  • "... from those of you who are apparently under the impression that this was Olympus itself and we were witnessing the union of the Gods"

    Gotta love Mitchell and Webb :D

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  • He's actually making a really good point, though. People know these things, but as soon as anyone actually voices those thoughts, people act as though it never crossed their minds.

  • This is the sort of best man speech I can see myself making lol

  • @Ali3nat0r Me too. Either this or "Alright, their married, lets get drunk" and sit straight back down.

  • ashens?:L

  • Alright.

  • Christ, where did this incomprehensible debate about immigration and evolution come from? great sketch, makes me want more Peep Show.

  • Absolute gold.

  • People, this is a sketch, you're not actually meant to take sides.

  • ahahaha

  • Robert Webb was voted 63rd best looking in the world...

  • Totally and utterly 100% agree. Political Correctness blinds people of their logic.

  • the sad thing is it doesnt blind us we all know the truth about why the world turns but we have no choice but to pretend differently.

    speak out about anything and you become villified

  • That's a bit paranoid, don't ya think?

  • Political correctness? Err... surely this sketch is funny because it highlights the tensions between reality and social etiquette. The best man is applying an "inappropriate" rationality to the situation and is unwilling, or unable, to "play the game" of conforming to the required norms. I've worked with someone who was autistic who was just like this best man! I also see a connection between the disdain directed towards the likes of Richard Dawkin and Christopher Hitchin!!! Discuss.

  • i think you'd be interested in this video:

    /watch?v=fKcSzR8QqrY&feature=r­elated

    Its Sam Harris giving a presentation about beliefs in which he addresses the 'taboo' of applying rationality to beliefs.

    (alternatively search youtube for "Sam Harris Belief(part I)" notice thats an 'i' and not a '1')

  • @38dragoon38

    This sketch is hysterical, and I like it even more because I tend towards the rational myself in these situations (although not if I had to make a speech).

    Richard Dawkins however supposedly doesn't believe in God and yet spends all his time trying to convince people God doesn't exist. If God doesn't exist surely he wouldn't care what other people thought?

  • @perfacetus

    Dawkins cares what people believe because certain religious beliefs are dangerous to a modern, rational society. I'd have thought that was obvious.

  • @samrobson123

    No, not really. Islam, sure, that is dangerous.

    But Christianity? Teaching people to love their neighbours as themselves. No that is the basis of a happy functioning society.

  • @perfacetus

    Creationism, anti-abortion/stem cell research/homosexuality. Christians are proponents of these ideas too, are they not?

    Or how about the recent "condoms are worse than AID's" drivel spouted by the Pope, or persistent abuse of young children throughout churches worldwide.

    No I think Christianity is similarly damaging.

  • @samrobson123

    Creationism, doesn't endanger people.

    Anti-abortion and stem cell research just prevents the murder of hundreds of thousands of human beings who have no voice of their own. Hardly tragic.

    The Pope is just another man who is obliged to follow the traditions of Catholicism, many of which has nothing to do with Christianity.

  • @perfacetus

    Creationism endangers scientific growth. Stem cell research is a fantastic breakthrough, and yet there are still those who oppose it because all life is sacred, and apparently a pocket of cells should have human rights. I notice you didn't touch on the anti-homosexuality argument? Wise choice on your part.

    What about slavery endorsement and misogyny in the Bible? Timothy 2:12 and Exodus 20:21 if you are interested.

  • @samrobson123

    Creationism endangers what useful scientific growth?

    Stem cells from embroys aren't even needed to get stem cells. More efficient research can be carried out with skin stem cells, but without having to kill humans, or a pocket of cells as you call it.

    Homosexuality is an easy one too. If people want to be gay that is their call. All Christians want is for every child to have a father and mother.

    Exodus 20:21 doesn't even mention slavery, read it for yourself!

  • @perfacetus

    *Exodus 21:20

    Creationism endangers growth as it encourages people to be satisfied with nonsense, and leads people to distrust science and consequently, stunt growth. Christianity does have a decent history in regards to subduing science, Gallileo for example?

  • @samrobson123

    Lol, evoultion endangers science because it teaches people not to question the complete rubbish some people will try to peddle when it suits them. Just because we know how the Universe started doesn't mean we're not interested in everything else. Or let me put it to you another way: which is the most advanced nation in the whole world... yep, the most Christian.

    Gallileo was once again people not listening to the Bible. No where in the Bible does it support geocentrism.

  • @perfacetus

    Evolution endangers science? What a stupid thing to say, may as well suggest that Chemistry or Physics also endanger science.

    And the most advanced nation in the world obviously isn't the most Christian. Firstly, the US is arguably not the most advanced nation in the world, and even if it is the most technologically advanced, it certainly isn't a societal haven. Besides, the most Christian nations would be Uganda, Brazil and Mexico I imagine. Not very thriving countries are they?

  • @samrobson123

    No, Chemistry and Physics are just categories of scientific interest. Evo is a belief system to which people subscribe. Which is why they refuse to debate the subject more often than not.

    The main Christian nations, (defined as both containing protestant Christians and run on Christian principles) as Germany, the UK, the US and Scandinavia... pretty much a list of the most prosperous and stable countries in which one can live.

  • @perfacetus

    The US states in it's constitution that it is a secular state, for a start, and the UK is now allegidly 45% atheist/agnostic, which is higher than the Protestant and Catholic percentage. In Germany, 47% believe in a God, whilst less than 34% of people believe in a God in The Netherlands, Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Seriously, how are these Christian nations? 97% of Brazil are Christian, and 99% of Uganda are too...

    And Evolution isn't a belief system.

  • @samrobson123

    None of those statistics are accurate. I don't know where you got them or whether you just made them up but in the last census 72% of people in the UK said they were Christian and in every Scandinavian country the figures are above 80%.

    Regardless of the US constitution (which is arguably Christian too) I'm spent time in the US and loads of people are Christian and extremely active ones too.

    Evolution hasn't been seen by anyone, what more does one need to make something a faith.

  • @perfacetus

    My figures are from the Eurostat Eurobarometer poll. Google Wikipedia - Demographics of Atheism.

    And yes a lot of the US is Christian, but is that a decent example of a harmonious society?

    Evolution is not a belief, it is a theory. The major difference being that it has vast amounts of evidence, is Atomic theory also a belief? I wouldn't happen to be debating a Creationist would I?

  • @samrobson123

    Between a wiki page called "demographics of atheism" and a neutral government census, I'll take the later.

    The US has its faults but if someone works hard they can enjoy a prosperous and peaceful life, which is generally a reasonably measure of a country.

    Science depends on being able to observe and test. No one has observed evo therefore it cannot be science.

  • @perfacetus

    The wiki page has the figures from an independant poll, the Eurostat Eurobarometer poll, which has absolutely nothing to do with wiki. And I think you meant the 'latter' not later.

    Evidence of Evolution can be observed in numerous ways, including distribution of species (both geographically and through time), comparative anatomy, taxonomy, embryology, cell biology, molecular biology, and paleontology. It is obviously science, maybe you should read up on it.

  • @samrobson123

    Independent poll, lol. I wonder who commissioned the independent poll.

    Distribution of species is not evidence to show that we have evoled by random mutations.

    Neither is the rest of it. What would be evidence (and only this) would be the observed development of a creature through random mutations so as to creature new biological mechanisms.

    Comparative anatomy is worthless.

  • @perfacetus

    Lol you think its some sort of atheist conspiracy?

    And yes, taxonomy, cell biology, paleontology etc are all valid forms of evidence. We simply don't need to wait around for millions of years before confirming our hypothesis with first-hand observation.

    And not that many people appear to be trying to get into Christian countries. Havn't heard of much immigration trouble in Uganda? And i was under the impression that migration was the problem in Mexico.

  • @samrobson123

    No, I don't think it is a conspiracy.

    First hand observation, you mean the scientific method!

    And to where do the people in Mexico immigrate? You don't often see Germans desperately trying to run across the border into an Islamic country or an atheist country.

  • @perfacetus

    And yes it's great that the US is a land of opportunity, however it is also a land of huge crime rates, racism and homophobia. Of course I am generalising, but i'd prefer to live in a less parochial society.

    I have yet to see a reasonable case for Christianity being a force for good. I think I'll take my morals from somewhere which doesn't reward the ignorant "blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed' (John 20:26-29).

  • @samrobson123

    According to evo, racism is a bad thing anyway. It is just a normal application of the selfish gene theory.

    All countries have their issues, but judging my the people trying to get a green card into Christian protestant countries I'd say the world agrees that we're doing things right.

    Presumably you've seen a black hole then?

  • @perfacetus

    Yeah actually, or atleast enhanced images which suggest there may be a black hole there. That argument is flawed anyway, as the quote from the Bible was referring to believing without evidence, rather than the literal.

  • @samrobson123

    Right, and how do these enhanced images show there is a blackhole?

    When the Bible says faith it means in the context of trust, not in the context of belief.

    ie. I have faith in God, means the same as if I said: I have faith in my friend. It means I trust my friend will come through, not I believe my friend exists.

  • @samrobson123 Yes. Yes you certainly would.

  • @perfacetus I'm sorry I know that this is a dropped argument but I saw the Islam cmnt and thought "Really?!" That's a justifiably alarming view. Islam is not dangerous. Where did you come to that harmful backwards conclusion? People are dangerous. Some muslims are dangerous but equally some christians are dangerous. Take, for example, the ongoing situation between catholics and protestants in Ireland. Once again I'm sorry for flogging a dead horse but I just couldn't say nothing when I saw that.

  • @DanDelAwesome

    The difference is that in Christianity people who suggest violence would be reported to the police and put in jail. In Islam if people suggest violence they get support. That is a HUGE distinction. This can only be done if sufficient people in Islam are either happy to turn a blind eye or actually support the use of violence.

  • @perfacetus It's nothing to do with islam, in spite of what a lot of people would have you believe. Al Quaeda and other violent organizations in the middle east aren't fighting against occupying forces and their countries because they're of a different religion it's because governments such as the US and UK are putting pressure on their countries politically and in a way miltarily as well. The forty virgins thing is if you die in a Jihad you'll go to heaven not strictly if you blow yourself up.

  • @DanDelAwesome

    Whatever the reason is the religion the fact is that large numbers of them believe that deliberately killing civilians in terror attacks is acceptable and want to bring down the 'West'. They also want to 'wipe Israel from the face of the earth'.

  • @perfacetus No not large numbers of them. It's a minority mate. If you want to focus on dangerous majorities look closer to home at groups like nazis (yes there are still some) skinheads, KKK and the BNP.

    Terrorists don't give a dman about the west being the west anyway that's just hate-mongering against Muslims, what they want is for the west to withdraw from their country and yes they do want rid of Israel because it used to be theirs up until the end of WWII when WE gave it to the jews

  • @DanDelAwesome

    That would hold out except the people who bombed London in the 7/7 bombings, were British Muslims. So its not like they are annoyed because of Britain interfering in their affairs. Then you have the Muslims of the middle East celebrating when the twin towers were destroyed. Huge numbers partying in the street. The same goes for when the lockerbie bomber returned to Algeria. That doesn't fit with the description you're giving.

  • @perfacetus You hand too much trust to the news and not enough to common sense. I bet you think Iraq was happy to be rid of Sadaam Husain (sp) too. Just because someone is a citizen of one place doesn't mean they cease to ackonwledge the affairs of their motherland. And the lockerbie bomber was hardly hailed as a hero on his return, I don't know how you came to that conclusion. He's under permanant house arrest under an ISLAMIC STATE. So yeah I'm sure all muslims support him. No!

  • @DanDelAwesome

    He returned to be met by cheering crowds waving flags at his arrival actually. So no, obviously he does have a huge amount of support out there. There is film footage if you don't believe me.

  • @perfacetus And there was footage of 'masses of Iraqi citizens toppling Sadaam Heusein's statue' too. If you don't know what I mean sarch for a birds eye view of that event. You'll learn how the media doctored that footage to incite over-zealous patriotism and it won't seem so far-fetched that some dodgy camera angles are used to demonify a people. There's always someone supporting everything but your "no" is still a yes because a funadmentalist Islamic government put him under 24hr surveillance

  • @perfacetus why shouldn't they celebrate when the twin towers were destroyed? the USA has supported israeli apartheid for decades and invaded or threatened to invade almost every arab country in the region. wouldn't you feel good about a bit of revenge if the USA had fucked your country up for the last 50 years for no reason other than the fact that some zionist jews wanted your land for themselves?

  • @Bjarku

    The USA hasn't f***ed anyone up in Palestine. Usually they are just trying to negotiate peace agreements. And the last time the Jews were rebuilding settlements the US opposed it.

    But completely beside all that, the murder of 3,000 civilians benefits no one. No one at all, which means that is it seriously wrong to celebrate it.

  • @perfacetus oh really? how about the billions of dollars that the US government gives israel every single year? how about the fact that almost every major US politician, democrat or republican is owned by israeli lobby groups? how about the fact that US sanctions on Iraq killed (estimated by UNICEF) 500,000 children alone in iraq. how about the fact that the US created the taliban? how about the fact that the US overthrew the democratically elected government of iran?

  • @Bjarku

    Even if the US does give Israel money, so what? The EU gives Palestinians money, does that mean Israel can bomb London with justification?

    Saying some politician is 'owed' is pointless and posturing.

    Errr, what happens in Iraq has no relevance on whether Palestinians celebrating the murder of civilians is right.

    Your point was that the US was f***ing with Palestine.

  • @perfacetus what do you mean so what? the israelis are committing and have committed acts of genocide against an entire people: the palestinians. the palestinians never did anything to hurt jews until zionist jews forcibly took their land away from them and mercilessly massacred thousands of their people. imagine if white people set up a state just for white people where you were allowed to move there but only if you're white, and it was built by taking jewish land.

  • @Bjarku

    What acts of genocide?

    All the jews want is a country to call their own. After the holocaust, no one can hold that against them. They just took back the country that was taken from them years before. I don't recall genocide.

  • @perfacetus so forcing an entire people off their land and engaging in brutal massacres such as at Deir Yassin is okay because of the holocaust? would it be okay for the irish and welsh to force everyone in england off their land because the celts were the original inhabitants of england before they were forced into the corners of the island? would you hold it against the israelis if it was your home, your family who were forced off the land they had held for hundreds of years?

  • @Bjarku

    Any massacres are not ok. This is the issue with 'whose land is it?' questions. As you said, if we all followed that Wales and Ireland would own England and half the English would be off to Saxony. But the difficulty is, the Jews need a country because everyone hates them (generally). They need a place to call their own where they are more safe.

  • @perfacetus you seem to think its okay for zionist jews to invade and take over someone else's country because bad things have happened to them. two wrongs dont make a right. and they didnt take back the country that was taken from them. the majority of zionist jews, of all jews infact, are ashkenazi jews who converted to judaism and whose ancestors have never lived in israel. it is absolutely despicable to brutalise and force a people off their land and then use the holocaust to justify it.

  • @Bjarku

    I wouldn't justify it because they have suffered. I would say that they:

    a) need a country; and

    b) should have one that is originally theirs.

    Saying most Jews are not genetically jews is silly. Jews aren't really into converting people, which means it is likely that most of the jews have at least 50% genetic jewish ancestry.

  • israel has enforced apartheid on an entire people, driven them off their land and even now is preventing them from receiving aid, and shooting them dead as they protest. after the war, palestine allowed hundreds of thousands of jewish refugees into the country and how did the zionists repay the palestinians? by massacring them simply for being the wrong race and by taking their land. they also terrorised and bombed british soldiers at the time. are you surprised that arabs hate the USA?

  • @Bjarku

    Preventing them receive aid? Yeah right. They allow aid through if it can be checked first, what they don't allow through is weapons, and who can blame them.

    Evidence for massacre?

  • @perfacetus why don't you say what you really mean which is that your imaginary friend in the sky said its okay for a state to exist in which everyone except jews are second class citizens.

  • @Bjarku yeah but you can't make justify wronging because a wrong was justified by a wrong. Hypocracy you see.

  • @perfacetus Yeah that isn't because of Christianity, that's because we live in a civilised, liberal democracy. I'm sure that if a nation was run by a bunch of insane Christian fundamentalists then there'd be violence.

  • @TheLeardMan

    If that is the case, it is quite a surprise that almost every 'liberal democracy' right now exists in a country with a strong Christian heritage! Suggests quite the reverse, that without 'Christian fundamentalists' liberal democracies would never have developed.

  • @perfacetus Actually I would say that Christianity had nothing to do with it. The reason why the West is as it is now is because we've got and had the resources, the temperate climate, and the fact that the Christian kingdoms were closer to the New World and thus able to colonise it and create America. Imagine if the Islamic countries had been in the position of Britian, Spain and France etc and they had all been in the position of the Islamic countries.

  • @TheLeardMan

    That is rubbish and you know it. The there are huge areas of the world that are temperate and they did not develop democracies. The new world, also makes no difference at all. If China had found Australia it would have been a 'new world'. But China still didn't develop liberal democracy.

    If the Islamic countries had been in the position of France, UK etc, then Europe would probably be run by dictators and the Middle East would be run by Christian liberal democracies.

  • @perfacetus Ever noticed that the less influence Christianity and every other religion has had on the world, the more freedom each nation has become. That's because it's a fact that having no religion makes you a more free person than believing in one.

  • @TheLeardMan

    No, actually I've never noticed that. I've noticed that the less influence Christianity has on a nation the more oppressive and corrupt it tends to become.

    Which is why the some of the most oppressive regimes are atheist. Meanwhile the most liberty is in the US, a country with a very powerful Christian voice.

  • @perfacetus Europe, a country that generally has more freedom than America (Americans are deluded about how much freedom they actually have) is a lot less Christian than America. So according to your theory, places like Sweden and Britain are a lot more oppressive and corrupt compared to America.

  • @TheLeardMan

    Thankfully Britain isn't very corrupt. But as our Christian legacy fades, so to does out freedom. Parliament (which is our democratically elected house) is in the pocket of pressure groups. Quote 1 Corintians 6:9 in work and you'll lose your job, say it in the street and you'll be arrested.

  • @TheLeardMan

    The more Christianity is sidelined the more our freedom is being taken away. The last government wanted to give us ID cards that it would be an offence not to carry around!

    It was only the most recent 'middle right' government, which is the most Christian that decided to bin the idea.

  • There is a correlation between the amount of poor males that commit violent crime and the amount black males that commit violent crime.

    Try thinking outside the box or should I say just try thinking.

  • This is SO Robin

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    the big speech . co . uk

  • wow someone more socially inept then me lol. Unbelievable even if it is a sketch. made me laugh, mind u I think I have done worse before though. my life could be a comedy but i don't think thats a good thing.

  • Hilarious! this is what it would be like if everybody always told the truth lol!

  • "What!? Sorry..Jane you've not been thinking you're the "most beautiful woman in the world" have you?"

    "But you know she's not reeally, ya not mad.."

    LMAO!! He's so truthful! I can relate almost too much to this sketch I could explain why this shouln't be said but it would ruin it

    I just love this sketch soo much

  • Brilliant.

  • Does anyone know who wrote this sketch? No PIP commentary on the DVD (unless I've missed it) so can't tell?! It smacks of David but I think that a lot of the 'being themselves' type sketches (as I think this is a basically a David rant) are written buy others in the writing team for TM&WL. LOLXX.. If I've missed the pip commentary I wansn't being carefuil enough

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  • This is the funniest thing I have watched in ages... on the TV first obviously.. M&W are brill - I love them to bits

  • "Two people who are a little bit deluded in each other's favour! That's what love is, isn't it?"

  • pfft...and people say british comedy isnt good

    fuck 'em and mitchell & webb ftw!! :D

  • @DanJP260 who say it is'nt good most people think it's the best in the world

  • @DanJP260 who says that? names, addresses and fatal weaknesses, please

  • @DanJP260 who has ever said that? 

  • Theres so much truth in this sketch haha.

  • one of the bridemaids was pretty tasty lmfao

  • haha this was my favorite one!!!!!!

  • I agree with him and think it has something to do with why he hasn't dated for 6 or 7 years.

  • do you think he improvised this?

    so funny

  • David Mitchell rules. He reminds me of John Cleese when he does these brilliant diatribes.

  • That's Robert Webb's wife in real life (Abigail Burdess)- and yes, David Mitchell was the best man at their wedding!

    Funny how she gets to wear loads of sexy dresses in sketches...I wonder why!

  • The lady playing the bride isn't Abigail Burdess, it's Sarah Hadland I think...Abigail Burdess was in the Mr Darcy freestyle disco one.

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  • Love this one!

  • is this from episode 3 tht hasnt been released on tv yet?

  • lol. "realii good mate, reali good"

  • Bit of a hint of sarcasm there at the end, eh? LOL.

  • LMAO 5* =)

  • lol

  • Brilliant! and so true :D

  • :D

    This show of theirs keeps getting better

    the first two episodes have been brilliant

  • this is awesome! so true

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