Bo Burnham - Haikus

[CarterBoland]

How the hell does he not laugh at his own jokes?

[sternmoose]

and the other one spells lesbian wrong lool

[zshoo50]

i find it funny that the top comment spells masturbate wrong WITH A 'U' NOT AN 'E'!

[HoldThePose]

The only one I didn't get was the last one, someone explain it to me?

[iHATEallie123]

what i want to do

is fuck you in the butthole

then go eat some chips

[JJackson237]

it' s so funny when he yells "OR MASTERBATE IN THE DAY TIME!!!" XD

[havingablast1039]

sell your tinted shades you cunt! xD

[mymisguidedmannequin]

Bo Burnham is my hero.

[anncg94]

"Reaaaally?" Yeah, it's a listening show.

[Nogoals92]

am i the only guy who notices he almost never follows the 5-7-5 syllable structure?

[kingson75]

@Nogoals92 dude, so what lol

[Nogoals92]

@kingson75 well given bo's genius nature, its odd that he would do that. i know its more than likely sacrificed for comic effect, but i was just asking a question (also comically). you dont have to be a dick online just because i cant see you.

[kingson75]

@Nogoals92 i see your point, and sorry if i came off as that, i really wasnt trying to be, i did chuckle when i read your comment haha. but yeah, i think if you were to ask the average person what a haiku is, they'd have no idea, nevermind its 5-7-5 structure, so thats probably additionally why he wasnt concerned. (im not a troll, sorry haha)

[Nogoals92]

@kingson75 very good point. i mean, if you look at the top comments they both spell "masturbate" and "lesbian" wrong, i doubt theyve even heard of haikus hahahaha <bo3

[kingson75]

@Nogoals92 hahaha yeah exactly =P

[gutsismyname]

@Nogoals92 he does use 17 sylables though so its not that bad

[Nogoals92]

@gutsismyname no he doesnt haha

[TheVader2]

first 4 seconds and i'm dying.

[gobbylinnecity]

"Bono, if you wanna help poor people, sell your tinted shades, you cunt!" Is that a Misfits reference??

[WTFace213]

those in glass houses shouldnt throw stones...OR MASTERBATE IN THE DAY TIME!!!

[WTFace213]

i want that book even it is blank

[JFalzini31]

"REALY! THIS IS A LISTENING SHOW!" lol

[mike34976]

This here is me quoting a line from the video. you guys will all give me thumbs up because thats how bo burnham videos work.

[mike34976]

this here is me quoting a line that we all just heard, and you all will give me thumbs up because you must be deaf

[parkmist1]

i saw a rainbow on the day my grandmother died FUCKING LESBIEN AHAHAHAH

[tamversuschris]

Notice how there are no dislikes on this video....the way it should be!

[jaydenkayden]

i dont get the asian one....

[epatha]

@jaydenkayden you know how haiku's work right? Only so many syllables. so he ran out of room to really "finish" his sentence. but because of the way he phrases it, it seems like there's more to his poem, when in reality it's just saying "dont be friends with asians" as a joke,

There is no hidden joke or anything. just the way he says it makes it unexpected and funny

[jaydenkayden]

@epatha yeah i know how haikus work just didnt get the punchline of that joke

[generalgooge7]

@jaydenkayden The punchline was the triangle made a "chink" sound

[mastamcmastaman]

@epatha actually, the triangle makes the sound "chink" which is also derogatory slang for an asian. its similar to nigger for black people.

[GangstaBunny11]

@epatha Haikus are still 5 7 5 and most of those dont fit that scheme

[dance4love100]

@GangstaBunny11 You realize they aren't suppose to, right?

[jaydenkayden]

@epatha its the chink sound....never call an asian a "chink"

[Kristin23TV]

@jaydenkayden What it is, it's supposed to be mean to Asains, but when you think he's gonna say "never ever call an asian person (insert racial name here)" but he ends all his haikus with the triangle noise so he just ends it at "Never ever call an asian person" meaning, just don't talk to them lol.

[xxmspattinsonxx]

@Kristin23TV No, he's ending the joke with a triangle noise b/c it make a chink sound and chink is also a racial term for asians.

[Kristin23TV]

@xxmspattinsonxx Well, he could hav a double meaning for it. I mean, Bo is kind of known for having double or even triple meanings to his word play.

[nakedrobz]

It's actually a RACIST word for a chinese person. Saying something racial does not make you racist

[stillnogirlfriendxxx]

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race......she died in a fire :)  bo is great

[papagikos20]

those who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones...OR MASTERBATE IN THE DAY TIME!!!...lol

[MrAndrew201]

@papagikos20 sounds like it could be a woody allen joke doesn't it lol

[pyropaul566]

@papagikos20 Ahhhh sheeeyit. Demetri Martin said that one too.

[niffer452]

He yelled in the microphone a lot while I was at his show, too. It was kind of annoying.

[LaxplayerBlink182]

@niffer452

It was annoying when your sister kept screaming "YES" when I was fucking her

[niffer452]

@LaxplayerBlink182 Really? You're mom didn't scream at all. It was probably because I drugged her.

Anyway, I love bo, I was just really high and it was scary.

[TheRealSunshineAimee]

lmao this is funny bo need help lol

[whatdude13]

it looks a little blurry but it was funny tho