Heavy Rain Video Game - Jason

[fligtOFstairs]

Jason didn't even get hit by the car his dad did! WTF!?

[JasonJR987]

What kind of name is Jason

[cthulhuforpres117]

How the fuck does jason get across the street without thinking "huh, maybe my parents are looking for me." All he was doing is staring at a wall. What an asshole.

[DocSkribblez]

I think it would've been hilarious if his son was named Sega, so you'll hear him yell, "SEEEEEEE-GA!"

[RedTV8888]

i think jason is autistic

[MrOMWTF]

In the German edition, he's like "Jason! ..aason! ...aason! Jason!"

I love shouting "Jason", while beeing in a big crowd :3

[sidewinder2132]

Fucking Jason... What a piece of shit....

[ChileanCrafter]

Poor Balloon...

[ChileanCrafter]

JASON!! JASON JAJAJAJASON

[volaju2071]

3:05 Fucking lol'd.

[nickbegnaud]

What's the kid's name?

[FearOfAnxiety]

Jason is a retard, that balloon is worth more then him

[Turbo200X]

To think this entire mess was because of a balloon.

[NaturalArbiter]

THE CLOWN! IT WAS HIS FAULT!! >:U

[falloutfan91]

@NaturalArbiter well everything's the clowns fault. even world war 2. clowns are evil.

[benxander]

Jason's a fucking dick.

[ShuyaTheDark]

Cheryl? Cheryl! Cheryl! Sweetie?

[geoffcabforcutie]

JASON PRESENTS A CLEAR CUT CASE OF SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. WE DON'T WANT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND DISOBEYING THEIR PARENTS AND GETTING KILLED BY CARS. THAT WOULD END THE SPECIES. ALSO, HOW IS IT THAT ETHAN GETS HIT AT THE SAME TIME AND VELOCITY AND IS, FOR ALL WE KNOW, FINE? YOU COULD HEAR THAT BITCHES BRAKES. WHAT WAS SHE GOING, LIKE 10MPH (AVERAGE FOR A PEDESTRIAN AREA)? TEN YEAR OLDS DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BALLOONS THAT MUCH.

[AlexGRFan97]

0:54 Ok, let's go buy a phmhm.

[TheHekaa]

pullhoon!

[Bigboss472]

this has got to be the most depressing game on the planet

[80gamer]

2$ FOR A BALOON!!!!!!!!

[Gameworms]

how did it end

[rewile]

First off...A TEN YEAR OLD BOY begging for a balloon? WTF when I was 7 I found out Santa wasn't real!

Second....What does that kid not get about not to wander off??

Third.....Ethan takes the hit and for some reason he survives but Jason dies wtf??

Fourth...Cause of Jason Ethan didn't get laid for 2 years.

[ChadTheBad777]

@rewile Jason was mentally unfit/retarded, also he died from organ rupture/failure which means that Ethan was the one who killed him (technically), hence his depression.

[rageatm4life]

what a piss poor parent grab the fucking kid

[trappeddark1]

Fucking stupid dumbass kid.

[Tech467]

wow jasons a fucking dumbass

[MissBasementShine]

That kid has a terrible habit of wandering off -.-

[MetroidFan98]

I hate that you can't save him. That just makes Ethan look like a total asshole.

[DarrenWiler]

How the hell does the car hit Ethan, but Jason dies?

[oobietime8]

press x to search your pockets! press x to say JASON!

[Daithiwolf]

for fucks sake jason. you derserve to get hit by a car. Darwinism at work there.

[XManXHunterX]

fock that jason is a moron

[HugheyInbound]

this is like 24... but gay

[MyFantazmagazzle]

JAAAAAYUUSSSUUNNN

[renansilva62]

como chama esse jogo ?



[25random52]

haha, whats the point of this game

[xqtr74]

This whole mall sequence is a big fail. Instead of beeing dramatic it's comedic.

[GrimylX]

I absolutely love this game, but Jason's AI sucks.

(Its a joke, I know its a cutscene :P)

[TryHardDexter]

Can you save Jason?

[rustyburger]

@TryHardDexter No, you can't, and to be honest I'm glad you can't that kid is a retard.

Any kid that would run in the middle of a busy street deserves to be struck by the car.

Natural selection at it's finest, thank god it exists.

[guthax30]

@rustyburger Yeah...I'm a big supporter of that to...i mean, you kinda have to be seeing as how its a law of nature. Why do you think people aren't clamoring to start a family with a mentally handicapped individual?

[rustyburger]

GAYSON? GAYYYY SOOOONNNNN NOOO!

[Blutspender102]

People, watch this with CC for epic lulz and an even more epic end.

[Blutspender102]

He's chasin' jason.

[jessewcw]

0:55



[Blutspender102]

@jessewcw "hblmghn"

[vlad75019]

Jayyyyson ! Dad ? Jayyyso NOOO *sqwish*

[Chingawing]

I think Jason is a retard

[sparkpluggers2]

@Chingawing hahaha yep hes a retard haha HERP DERPPP

[theme542]

JASON ... JASON JASOOOOOON JASON ! jason ? JASOOON jason!!

[elel70]

Stupid kid, lol that kid is gormless

[Chocoboty]

"Jason, you really shouldn't run off like that, there's an awful lot of people here and you might get hit by a car that has minimal inertia to deal enough damage to kill you." "Can I have one? I would really like to have one." "Fine, fuck it. It'll make for an important plot device later, maybe then you might actually be useful."

[raging7emo]

1:15 awkward acting xD

now I really want to go to the mall and yell "JAY-SON"

[ProBiosp]

JASON DERULO

[Antusteam]

Thank you! Thanks to you, now I understand why everybody is yelling "Jason!" everyqhere I go

[Rolyat3]

:o Realization! The captions for this video = What Jason was hearing the whole time, which explains why he listened to absolutely nothing his father told him to do.

[SilentGunman]

JASON!!!!!

[nukebacon876]

"Jasoooon....JASON!" hahahahahaha!

[OhMyGolem]

@NakedCreep Little kid

[COBRARocky]

Did anyone else laugh really hard when he was fumbling through his pockets

[twystedfyre]

@NakedCreep rofl

[tutubrain]

LMFAO the comments on this vid are epic...I laugh at nearly all of em LOL!

[rfbarrington88]

lol when you transcribe it is impossible to try and see this crap

[SuperGameGames]

theres something suspicious about that leaning kid. id be asking him some questions

[kevinmarquez19]

At my friend's birthday party, his friends brought over their ps3, on this part, I kid you not, they were literally mashing the x button,and all you heard was "jason,jason,JASON!,jason,jaso­n..." it was so funny cause my friend got really mad lol

[mariosmashfann]

fuck jason....what happened to the balloon

[olonom0]

Lol transcribe the video,they said!they said

[kareeji]

JASONWAITFORME, wait fer yer-...dad, son

how do people say that the voice acting and lip syncing is even passable in this game.

[jamesbond9651]

Lmao Cunt. and at 0:49 Jason really sais go fuck yourself in the ass. according to fare777

[RieblTyler]

JASON!!!!!!!!!!!

[legorocks3]

does he yell the C word at the end?

[VarthDaver]

Lets go and have a PhLoon

[devineaaron]

How did Jason die?...What did the Father crush him or something?

[rustyburger]

@devineaaron I always wonder the same thing, he was clearly INFRONT of the car and took the hit, so what the fuck? It really should of showed the whole clip, it's not like they couldn't of ... this is an Mature game that has Sex themes, Murder, Nudity, Hell it even has rape themes why not just go for it and show everything after that?

[devineaaron]

@rustyburger Yeah this is a great game...It just like the car was just about to hit the son and the dad jumped him before the car was near him, plus the driver stopped and didnt hit him (so it shows)...So then I was like wtf heppened to him?lol..theres still some questions that need to be answered lol.

[bellamy450]

i cry sow mach with this game :S

[YOUcrash1234]

@bellamy450 Why?

[bellamy450]

@YOUcrash1234 if you have play you will know why.........

[YOUcrash1234]

@bellamy450 i have it i got it 24/2-2010

[9RazorSlayer9]

when i was 10 i want dumb enuf to run away from my dad -_-

[caemawred]

jason? JASON? JAAAY-ZURRN? jason? JARSON? GARCON?! JAYSURN!?

This was probably the only part of the game i enjoyed, because the voice acting was so bad that it was laughable.

[saveus2132]

@caemawred kind of reminds me of the sega voice.

[TomClark2]

Jay zun!

[Kroche929]

The father killed Jason by screaming out to him. Jason never would have ran across the street if he didn't yell out to him.

[assassinforever97]

i was really tryin to just get away from the clown and he kept pullin me bak like wtf i wudve been left

[portaMM]

sure no problem=I'm not sure in November with CC lolololol

[portaMM]

sure no problem=I'm not sure in November with CC lolololol

[tnpan]

I say the clown is the killer. I don't trust him.

[norsef]

Love that he instantly loses the kid. Father of the year!

[Masamune0191]

thats why we need to implant tracking chips in our children!!

[Aurainmaker]

JAAAAAAAAAAAASON!

[vadimzeland]

lol with audio captions kids laughter transcribed as "it means the end that men and women and men it"

[Rickynator120]

Shit = She acts in CC? WTH

[momoandmiz]

Mike!

[notanon666]

THEY SAID with CC lol...

[Hubkaa]

Mike? MIKE? MIKE?! HOLY SHIT CC IS GODLIKE XD

[FlashIsBack33]

2:55

"JASON!!!!"

Transcriber says

Mike.

lol

[biohazard4004]

2:56 MIKE with audio captions on

[richardhutnik]

Why buy a pathloon for a kid who refuses to listen to you?

[Lee192w]

"it is impossible to try and see this crap." hahaha, gotta love auto captions..

[munky777]

please dad can i HGHGHAVE one?

[RiseOfTheNerd]

My friend who works at my local EB games did an epic "JAAASOON!" impersonation.

I also like the "SHAAAAAAAWN! SHAAAAWN!!!". This guy has the best lines!

[GrimReaper19]

"The red balloon I bought him should make him easier to spot! OH GOD NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! JASOOOON!"

[GrimReaper19]

JASON GET YO PUNK ASS OVER HERE

[ledsalt]

oh my god, watch this video with the auto-captions, it's hilarious.

[EyeoftheU]

To the game's credit, the sequence worked as it should, and succeeded in making me feel sorry for Ethan. But dammit, Jason is fucking retarded!

[iMilkChan]

Oh Jason! =P

[imjohnfreeman]

PRESS X TO JASON

[tomasson05]

@imjohnfreeman shut up you fat ugly motherfucker

[imjohnfreeman]

@tomasson05 desperate for a confrontation, u mad

[tomasson05]

@imjohnfreeman lol just a joke...... Take it easy and relax ;D

[imjohnfreeman]

@tomasson05 JOKES ON THEM I WAS PRETENDING

[DodecahedronHead]

@imjohnfreeman Teach me how to Jason...

[KeSoze2]

JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson? JAson?

[ThatsBitch3n]

With cc on, somehow Jason= Mike at the end.

[gadgetboy1234]

@ThatsBitch3n and all the way threw it until that end bit cc transcibes it as they said

[mileyu]

PRESS x TO JASON

[mavrickindigo]

Turn on thes auto caption.

"Jason!"

"Mike"

"They said!'

[Magueijo13]

This game is awesome ive finish it is a gr8 game

not for everyone ....

[Omahdon]

JASON!

[Clembo]

CUNT!

[Skullomaniaaaa]

MINOR SPOILERS, but Ethan must have been really emotionally fucked to go from that to man-face Madison. His wife should've gotten the shower scene.

[kiwiboy2012]

the game doesnt allow u to save him

[kiwiboy2012]

JAYSOOOOOOONNNNN

[StopFear]

so someone said htere is a "Smooth Criminal" reference here. Where is it?

[StopFear]

I have this gamea nd I really like the fighting this game uses, but all this entertaining the kid is horrible.

[Velocity101]

JAAAAAAAAASOOOOOON!

Are people really hyping this game up? Wow. :/

[Lostprophetzzz]

this is like one lowlight in the midst of a fuckload of highlights

seriously this game is dramatic, action packed and completely awesome

[fikle]

JAY-SUN!??!

JAY-SUN??

pl0x dad i'd rlly like to haf taht pull hoon

wait jay sun w8 for ur datson

[Instantkarmah]

i honestly dont get why people are whining?

im playing the game right now,and i think its awesome because its a whole different kind of gameplay.

maybe thats why you guys think its a bit weird,too. because its new? i really dont see whats so bad with the voice actors?

[CleaveTheDragon]

Bad parenting, dumb kid, blind drivers.

GOTY

[roan33]

Stupid ass kid.

[Blaize562]

only on ps3 lol!! this game makes me laugh

[mrblasturazz]

if i was him. when i got out of the hospital id beat jasons ass. "fuckin kid got me hit by a damn car"

[atcavage]

i'm sorry

people keep saying this game has epic voice acting. How is this anything beyond mediocre? and creepy as shit. The whole uncanny valley notion comes back with a vengeance

[BoomBoomSticks]

clearly Jason wasn't hit, and yet he's the one who dies??

PRESS X TO PLOT HOLE

[thisisnotzack]

He yells "cunt!" at the end.

[Lostprophetzzz]

yeah it's just like

[begin epic dive]

JAAY-SOOOON!!!

cunt....

{BANG}

[LidsAreFun]

@thisisnotzack LMAO!

[Psychonik3]

@thisisnotzack Its to shortly discribe his son that we'll call "Jason" from now on .

[vengfullzealot]

@thisisnotzack omg yes he dose lol i caint stop loling omg

[Lewissnicholls]

@thisisnotzack LMFAO!!!

[po0po0nanA]

aah jason when will u learn :)

[EveryTimeV2]

PRESS X TO JASON

[Kawiia17]

Jason!!!!

I'm putting you on a fucking leash!

[tfaceskater]

oh jason you little rascal =)

[psykosis69]

NNOOSSAAAJ OOOONNN

[TemplePhantom]

I was excited by this game until I heard the name David Cage.

[TatorTotHotdish]

JASON, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[metalslayer11]

press X to jason

[TacoSlave1869]

@metalslayer11 ah you beat me to it!

[spitfiremanlizerd]

@metalslayer11 what's that video called i can't find it!

[metalslayer11]

@spitfiremanlizerd it's not a video, it's what gamers started to make fun with this part of the game :D

[spitfiremanlizerd]

@metalslayer11 lol wut it's a vid and i found it, a while ago. haters gunna hate

[opticon6]

halo fags will never understand this kind of game

[sync380]

Look guys, it's a movie you can play!

also JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUN

[LightSpeedBlast]

Griffith?

 gh

[ChibiVegito]

JASON!

[krosork]

i cant believe i was ever looking forward to this game

[MrM0nkeyman]

JASON

[viivc]

THIS LOOKS FUCKING TERRIBLE

[Wulfsaga]

creepy as shit, every people look alike, maybe the game theme is about escaping from city full of clones?

[Wilsondano1]

kid is always getting in shenanigans

[bioreflex]

wait for your tat sown

[asdfxyz1]

Press R2 to Jason!!

[CriscoKnight]

you are Jason, the down syndrome pokemon!

press X to Jason!

[mudkipzonpcp]

PULLHOON

[Beheler]

ballons cost 20 dollars

[aDanishDude]

JASON

WAIT FOR YOUR DATSUN

"Jason wait for me, wait for your dad son!"

How come that creepy ass clown is the only person in the trailer who DOESN'