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  • Johnny B. Goode? Still awesome though.

  • I actually said to myself armed with a ruler, " Don't make me figure out the length of stuff!"

  • Pokey B. Goode.

  • screw you frank. and screw my dumbass for fighting you before getting any other equipment. xD

  • @JustinT2 Im a new-age retro hippie, get it right dude...

  • @FIashFire

    GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE

  • @Dar3dmag3 Beavis and Butthead. <3

  • @TheMagikalJuno

    TF2 actually D:

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  • Fun fact, this song was in the original Mother, and is inspired by Johnny B. Goode

  • @FIashFire we know this hipster doofus. bonus points if you know what that is from.

  • PARTY TIME!!!

  • This sounds so much like Rockin' K.K.

  • The New Age Retro Hippie used a Toothbrush

    The New Age Retro Hippie brushed his teeth to maximum cleaness!

    The New Age Retro Hippie accidently reflected sunlight on Ness's face!

    It burned your eyes down!

    The Hippie: I won! Giygas will be proud!

  • Marty Mcfly sings johny be good in 16 bit!

  • @TheMentlegenStudio

    I don't think we're ready for that yet. ;)

  • Frank said somthing nasty

    Frank: YOUR DADS A F****** TELEPHONE!!!

    Ness could not stop crying

  • @CommanderMcMillan that made my day! XDD Poor ness

  • @ShinigamiTeamHD Lol yes

  • @CommanderMcMillan

    Ness said something as he sobbed!

    Ness: MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE! DUH!

    Frank became tame!

    YOU WON!

  • @jmmrockstarr9 Frankystein II attacks!

    Ness THROO IT 2 THA GROWND!!!

    WHAT'CHU THINK HE'Z STOOPID!?!?!?!?

    Frankystein II stopped moving...

  • this is johnny b. goode song!

  • Frank said something nasty!

    "You are idiotic!"

    Ness became angry!

    Ness's offense went up by 23!

    Ness attacked!

    SMMMMAAASSSSHHHH!

    999 damage to Frank!

    Frank became calm! YOU WIN!

  • franky said something nasty.

    "your mothers calling for you!"

    ness : wrong game...

    this made ness mad his offfense increased by 10

    smash!!!

    franky is down

  • The New Age Retro Hippie came out swinging

    Just missed

    Ness attacks SMAAASH!!

    660 damage

    The New Age Retro Hippie became tame!

  • Do these things...

    1. Search "New Age Retro Heavy"

    2. Laugh your ass off.

  • Franky be good.

  • -Franky said something nasty!

    -Ness' guts came spewing all over the place!

  • "Franky came out swinging"

    I just can't help but imagine him grabbing a mic out of nowhere and begin singing, or swinging around a pole then doing a cross-body slam on Ness..same goes to Captain Strong.

  • The New Age Retro Hippie use his Bullhorn!

    "Your dad likes women!"

    But Ness didn't buy it!

  • The New age Retro Hippie said Something nasty!

    "I like men"

    Ness couldn't stop crying!

    Paula felt a little strange...

    It did not affect Jeff!

    Poo could not move!

  • Franky said something nasty!

    "Pokey's your best friend!"

    Ness became sick to his stomach. 

  • The New Age Retro Hippie used Ruler!

    Now, He can figure out the length of things easily.

  • @DariusEdge2 You mean like the length of his nose?

  • Franky said something nasty!

    Nintendo's gut's went as far down as they could!

  • it almost sounds like Rockin K.K. O O 

  • @digitalboy103 This IS Rockin K.K

  • @Sonicmario6464 This came first, so Rockin K.K. IS this. I pointed that out because I could. (PSI Rockin, Rockin K.K., possible reference? maybe not...)

    Anyway, both songs are a reference to Johnny B. Goode.

  • @breloom657 i knew that -_-

  • Franky said something nasty!

    "I'm a virgin."

    Ness' guts went down by 9001!

  • franky said something nasty

    "you had with sex with pokey's fat self!"

    *ness' guts went down*

    ness attacks.....

    SMMAAAASSHHH!!

    franky was defeated!

  • Franky let out something nasty!

    Franky: *farts*

    Ness' offence and defence went down by 20!

  • By far my favourite song from the game :D

  • Is it bad that I've had this on repeat for hours?

  • @shadethewolf123 nikopunk's guts went down by 2

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  • @nikopunksuperlink  Why did you think that would be funny to post? You're an embarrassment, go tell your parents what you did.

  • @AssassinTheHasson nikopunksuperlink was jokking AssassinTheHasson did not like it he insults nikopunksuperlink to make him sad but that did not work at all that makes nikopunksuperlink angry his offenese goes 9000 and yell hard at AssassinTheHasson but he laugh nikopunksuperlink attack AssassinTheHasson got kicked in the groin until balls comes out of his mouth AssassinTheHasson got pwned nikopunksuperlink won
  • @nikopunksuperlink Sup, I see you're mad. Let me just say something: I made you delete your original comment. You just gave up as far as stupid flame wars go, so have a field day.

  • @AssassinTheHasson you are an idiot

  • @AssassinTheHasson dude this has gone to far can't you understand? damn

  • @AssassinTheHasson pwned stop and fucking comment like that asshole go home and you think i was not funny you don't like joke? you are gay to make an comment

  • Has someone else recognise the simalarities between this Franky and Franky from One Peace?o.o

    Robots, crazy and gangs?

  • Oh yeah, and... BEAT KIDS!!!

    (how much meat is on a child? why are you still awake?? what would Freddy's fleas say right now if they saw you staying up all night playing video games instead of getting a full night's rest like Mom said you should?? Damn fleas won't stop leechin' out my blood, i'll just go back to sleep now... Zzzzz...Zzz....)

  • this song has more echo than my pinna realized at first

    because my husband is very soft-hearted

    please don't smash his guts out....

  • Oddly enough, the Hippies are stronger than Frank Fly.

  • SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    Franky returned to normal.

  • Frank said something Nasty:

    The player got hurt and collapsed!

  • -The Hippie used a Bullhorn!

    "YO' MAMMA'S CALLIN' FOR YA!!"

    - and 3 people believed it!

    - 3 people's defences decreased by 50%!

    The Hippie used a Ruler! Now he can find the length of objects easier!

    - 3 people got hurt and collapsed!

  • i find it funny how both highest rated comments are by the same user

  • Two knives.

    "I gotta tell you guys, this is pretty terrific."

  • @ThatMan0verThere

    Heh heh... YEAH!

  • I had a major "what" moment when I saw that Franky was like a 40 year old dude with two knives trying to kill like a 10-year old Ness.

    I expected like

    ..a leader shark gang guy thing.

  • Franky brandished a knife!

    Why the fuck is that loser attempting to kill a child..?

  • i hate!!! i hate it when songs start off like that. worst track on the game ever!!

  • @woterx I think this is awesome. YOURE the worst track on the game!

  • @Klybe2 what you said made no sense.

    hush child

  • @woterx i know its nonsense. But this music is awesome. just like a 50's rock n roll music! :D

  • @woterx

    "hush child" XD lol

  • There's no such thing as an unauthorized remix. If even one note is changed that it's a completely different song(legally). The only was Nintendo could get sued is if there were singing or lyrics ... etc.

  • Franky: I GOIN' TO HOLLYWOOD!

    Ness: You mean Bollywood?

  • Franky came out swinging!

  • "Franky Flipped Off Nintendo for not releasing Earthbound to Virtual console!"

  • Franky USEd the bullhorn....

    oops wrong game

  • franky said something nasty

    franky: your dad became a phone

    ness does not stop beating Mark II Frankystein

  • This sounds alot like KK Rockin from Animal Crossing. Both songs are really catchy.

  • How is it that Franky, a guy with two knives fighting a kid that only uses a yo-yo and a baseball bat, gets this theme named after him while the New Age Retro Hippie, a person that uses a bullhorn, smokes a toothbrush, and uses flowers growing out of his hair against the boy, isn't recognized until you see him before Franky? ._.

  • @DisasterXillus Actually the Yo-Yo was originally a weapon in ancient times,and Baseball bats can dole out a world of hurt one good hard hit and it can crack your skull wide open.

  • Frank said something nasty! Frank: YOUR MOM IS A FAT BITCH!!! Ness started crying! Frank said something nasty! (again) Frank: I'LL FUCK YOUR GRANDMA SO HARD THAT SHE WILL FUCK YOU FLYING OUT THE WINDOW!!! Ness cried even harder! Frank said something nasty! (again...) Frank: YOUR DAD PLAYED HORRIBLE MUSIC!!! Ness began to sing! Ness screamed! Frank took 23917414913 damage from Ness's horrible singing! Frank was defeated! YOU WON Ness gained 1 exp. Ness: DOH!
  • I don't think it's the music in the game, actually. I think it's an enemy named Dali's Clock.. and it's real life counterpart is actually under copyright. Yeah. For art. Crappy, right? It's fair use says nothing about video games..

  • @ChibiRobo13 Wasn't that painted about 100 years ago? Surely it's public domain now?

  • @sp0nge1337 Nope, I looked it up on Wikipedia, apparently someone bought the rights to it in 2007. :/ Sucks, right? It was painted in 1931.. and I found this - © 2007 Salvador Dalí, Gala-Salvador Dalí Foundation/Artists Rights Society

    From Wikipedia. Yeah..

  • franky called you a bitch

    ness is crying i go in the game and bash frankys brains with nesss tears

  • One reason for this game not being released on the virtual console :/

  • *Franky said something nasty*

    Franky: YOUR DAD'S A ****ING TELEPHONE!!!

    *Ness couldn't stop crying*

  • @stdejena

    Franky said something nasty!

    "YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER IS GIYGAS!"

    Ness' guts went down as far as they could!

  • @gamegod9000 no

    "YOUR DAD IS GIYGAS!"

    GIYGAS: "NESS, I AM YOUR FATHER."

  • @gamegod9000 ummm ness isnt realated to niton

  • @Lordvolipoop

    Well, Nintendo specifically made it so we could believe what we want on the topic of Ninten and Ness being related. And what makes you say that, I never even mentioned Ninten.

  • @Lordvolipoop Who is Niton? Haha fail. Learn how to spell before you start ranting about EarthBound.

  • @metroids224 Ninten and even if it is spelled wrong you should know who he is

  • @stdejena Funny as fuck

  • Frank told you to F-ck off. Ness's guts went down by 50.

  • First time with Franky: Me:C'mon,Bitch! *Franky attacked with a knife* Me:A KNIFE!?!?!? Omg *Ness:1HP left* Me:Holy crap *Franky Attacks and Ness Dies* ------------------------------­- Second time Me:I'm going to RAPE YOU! *Franky attacks (-14)* Psi (Rockin) POWAAAAAAAAH [I called it POWAAAAAAH] *1-Hit K.O* Me:Here comes the Robot *Appears and another 1-Hit K.O with PSI POWAAAAAAH* Me:Hahaha,Lulz
  • anyone else notice ness in the thing

  • Franky decides to make a self portrait!

    Shit! The self portrait didn't turn out as expected! It looks like a tank!

    Franky turned the self portrait into a robot!

  • Frank said something nasty to 3 people.

  • @pingaspongas ....Earthbound (Two, actually) had Ness, not Ninten. :/

  • @ConfusedAndAwesome Ah, but it was Mother (EarthBound Zero) that had hippies that used bullhorns.

  • 3 people got shanked by Franky.

  • Chuck Berry?!

  • franky's a hippie?? :o

  • ''frank wondered why his battle theme was shared with the new age retro hippies!''

  • @ColonelPigmask Lawlz

  • franky be goode!

  • So... Franky is a New Age Retro Hippie in disguise..?!! //shiftyeyes

    I love this song anyway xD!

  • @KillerWatermelon1 Jonny B. Gooooood!

  • ROCK OUT IN THE BRAND NEW RADICAL VIDEO GAME OF OUR TUBULAR TIME, EARTHBOUND!

  • This is one of the best and worst songs in the game. Best, well, for obvious reassons, and worst because its one of the many things keeping the game from coming to the VC, because its similar to "Johnny Be Good." Its still an awesome song to brush your teeth to, though!

  • Hippie music

    

  • This theme really makes me want some mineral water....because I'm still underage you know.

  • you know what's actually weird?

    Frank was trying to kill a Child?

  • @stdejena That was actually Gyig taking over the evil in his mind. Plus, he wasn't attacking, he was brandishing knives. (I know he came out swinging once or twice, but come on!)

  • @stdejena huh?

  • @stdejena Not to mention the police brutality that happens a short time later.

  • @stdejena Yeah but if you visit him at the end of the game he's working at the Burger shop and he says he's still a minor, if so he must smoke a lot of weed to look that old.

  • @stdejena Well, Franky was trying to injure Ness, not kill him.

  • @stdejena Oh, that's normal in today's society. At least in America. I don't know what utopia you live in.

  • @stdejena In Mexico, that's not weird nor surprising.. :S

  • I'm Frank, you are?

    ... C'mon, can't you at least tell me your name?

    Ness: NO!

    

  • hahaha i confused a friend once by telling him that the new age hippie brush his teeth to attack! he was like"wtf? hippie brushing there teeth?! WUT?"

  • your mom is calling for you

  • The new age retro hippie brushed his teeth, (ness and co are blinded)

  • As painful as it is, this is one of the few reasons why not on VC.

    So, any sort of way to mix this up so we can get EB in 3D?

  • This has a strange resemblence to Johnny B. Goode....

  • They could sue Nintendo of copyright reasons for EB being released on the SNES if people wanted too. And since nothing has happened, then i don't see what the problem is.

  • Frank brandished a knife! Ness takes 27 damage! Ness dialed 9-1-1! Police came and arrested Frank for accounts of aggravated assault and child abuse! Frank became locked up in the jail house! YOU WIN!

  • @brawldude23 Unfortunately, Ness couldn't call the cops when the cops themselves tried to murder him.

  • A boss fight whose theme is Johnny B. Goode.

    Only in Earthbound.

  • • Ness used PSI Rockin !

    • New Age Retro Hippie is groovin' !

    • New Age Retro Hippie used PK Woodstock !

    • Ness takes Naked Mud damage !

    • Ness has lost the battle !

  • rals eats a hamburger

    franky said something nasty

    rals guts went down by 3

    rals attacks SMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH 90hp to franky

    was tamed

  • the hippe used a toothbrush his teeth are sparkly and clean

    ness couldnt stop crying

  • hippe+ WEEDWEEDWEEDWEED= new age :)

  • has anyone noticed this is jonny B. good? one of the reasons this isnt getting a vc realease

  • When I defeated a New Age Retro Hippie, he dropped a Ruler!

    Yay! Now I can figure out the lenght of things easily! :D

  • franky Brandished a Knife!

    Ness got hurt and collapsed

  • Franky said somethings nasty!

    Ness couldn't stop crying!

  • The Hippie USEd bullhorn!

    "Your mother i-"

    Oh wait, wrong game.

  • New Age Retro Hippies.

  • Who wants to bet if they ever release the game on the virtual console they're going to remove the knife.

  • ...Along with most of the adult humour in the game.

  • Buffalo chips. (a synonym for bullsh*t.)

  • @Cecilink60 - i do!

  • @Cecilink60 me 2

  • @Cecilink60 It's annoying, but I'd rather have the game with no knife than not have the game at all. Plus it was already re-rated by ESRB, so I think whatever version they rated would be what we got... but I don't have my hopes up anymore. NOA doesn't care enough that we want the game to actually try and make it happen. /sigh

  • @TheWolfLucario

    The main reason why Nintendo doesn't release it on the VC is all of the legal trouble they'd get into. A quick google search should reveal many legal issues with Earthbound, and Nintendo would likely lose more money than they earn releasing for the Virtual Console.

  • @FireJigglypuff2310 It doesn't change my mind, still seems to me they aren't trying to make it happen. If they're worried about copyright problems, then at least try to get permissions. If they had of, I think we'd of heard about it. Or they could push NoJ harder to let them change it just enough so they could release it without worry. I know loyalists will hate change, but it's worth minor changes to have the thing released.

  • @Cecilink60

    Franky brandished his hand!

  • @FireJigglypuff2310 Franky used a bitch slap attack!

  • @Cecilink60 No doubt, man.

  • @Cecilink60 sadly, this game will never be on the VC =(

  • @Cecilink60 I hope they never release it on VC. It'll ruin the game so much...

  • @nebulae87

    How will releasing it on VC ruin it? I don't get it.

  • @Gotmilk0112 For the same reason Ford would ruin the classic mustang era by rereleasing a 1968 ford mustang fastback. Would it be cool....sure....but its a common thing for things that are re-released. It ruins the originality of the game. If you want to play the game...buy the original, generally speaking. Plus...with emulators as well, why even hope for a vc release? It would just ruin the game. Super mario world...kirby...Thats reasonable. Earthbound....NO

  • @nebulae87

    Not everyone has a working SNES and is willing to pay upwards of $40 for a copy of Earthbound, you know. I don't see a problem with it being released on VC. What's wrong with getting more people into the game and generating more fans and a bigger fanbase?

  • @Gotmilk0112 like i said.....DOWNLOAD IT. Emulators were made for a reason

  • @nebulae87 You didn't answer my question. =/ What's wrong with releasing it on VC? I don't see how that will make it "ruin the originality".

  • @Gotmilk0112 Because a lot of things would have to be changed in order for it to make it on the Virtual Console. For instance, this music would have to go. So would that catchy little tune for when you fight weaker enemies. And that's not all, a lot of other things would need to be changed/removed, thus removing a lot of it's charm.

    Ruining the originality, no, that won't happen, Earthbound is a game that RPG haters AND lovers can both love. Ruining the charm, yes, that would happen.

  • @masterkokiri9

    Why would this and that other song need to be removed? Copyrights? Uh, nope. It made it in the original, why not VC? And what do you mean "a lot of other things" ? Examples?

    Also, you first say it would ruin the originality, now you say it WOULDN'T ruin the originality? What?

  • @Gotmilk0112 Actually, yes, copyrights. The main reason stuff like this made it in the SNES version was because back then, the internet wasn't available and/or widely used.

    One search on something like Wikipedia or Google would give companies who own the originals to stuff like Johnny Be Goode (of which this is a remix) plenty of reasons to sue Nintendo, which would be bad. Then there's the fact that companies are a lot more sue happy than they were in 1995.

  • @masterkokiri9 Yeeeaaah, no. Just because Wikipedia/Google didn't exist doesn't mean people could get away with anything. Internet isn't the only way of communication, you know. Someone could easily write a letter, call a phone number, ect, for a copyright infringement report.

  • @Gotmilk0112 Actually, yes, that could happen. But it'd be much harder to get throught to the companies since there's probably be like billions of letters to go through.

    Some of the biggest things got changed, like Red Crosses in the Hospitals (Red Cross is very anal about the use of their, well, Red Cross), the Runaway Five were too similar to the Blues Brothers I believe, among other things.

    But more obscure things like this made it in because they were obscure.

  • @Gotmilk0112 Continuation.

    Anyways, on the subject of letters and stuff like that, as I said before it'd take a long time for them to get to the companies and chances are, it may not reach them. And besides, I doubt the head of a record label would notice get this game and notice that this is an unauthorized remix of Johnny Be Goode (just an example).

    But now that the internet is commonplace for companies, it'd be much more dangerous for Nintendo to re release this.

  • @Gotmilk0112 Also, a continuation, I never meant that it would ruin the originality. Sorry, that was a little mistake on my part.

    Earthbound is an RPG that both RPG lovers AND haters can love, there's no way in heck you could ruin that kind of originality.