Half-life 2 Alyx and Vortigaunt have sex

[TheBlindPowerslave]

This shit is so fucking frustrating. I spit my coffee all over the screen because of it.

[lucifersam01]

Rule 34...

[mattiathekaiju]

Alyx got a GRRRREAT ASS!!

[621Chopsuey]

The Vort sounds like Rafiki the baboon from the Lion King

[TheOnePistol]

What the fuck?  XD

[Bhakthavachalam]

He used the little arm things sticking out of his midsection. Double fisting with electricity?

[perli55]

XD

[southernboy8809]

@lenivech no hes not human hes a sex alien

[Arzaker]

uum did anyone tell her abut the

vorts electrical charge

[smiterbiter]

vortigaunts have no weeners

[perli55]

@smiterbiter used finger?

[sobeita]

@smiterbiter They've got five or six sticking out of their chests.

[av3nger3]

@smiterbiter

That's their arms probably. On the chest.

[95Navigator]

The Vortingaunt makes sex in a very educated way.

[coldroll6]

They are not in a folder download gcf scape and find the hl2 gcf.

[DJxXxnfsu]

would it be epic if it was a Half-Life 2 Sex mod

[MySegaSaturn]

WHAT HAS BEEN HEARD CANNOT BE UNHEARD. o_o

[kittypie070]

What.

Is.

WRONG.

With you people?

Inquiring kittens wanna know.

Or...maybe not.

Insanity's catching.

[Finn1million]

Fuck you and fuck your computer.

[Internetianer]

This is retarded :D

5/5

[TheMichi4life]

"YOU BETTER RELOAD!"

[Carnage1235]

"How much we.........Share--errr". He increases his tone then.

[stefan0dnv]

OMG 0_0 HARD SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brutaka359]

OMG! O_O

[TheReichboy]

jajjaja very nice

[Tetley93]

hahahahahaha, nice! 5/5

[STEAMarmy301]

lol!

[balma]

ja ja ja, good!

You better reload

[pietzeekoe]

you better reload LOL

[781454]

ohh god xDDDDDDDD

[jnaruto123]

oh i didn't know! Thanks :) it kinda cutted at the end

[CivilProtectionMan]

ALYX VANCE= i would start at those nice legs and move up to her ass and i would ass fuck her omg it would feel soo good ill wouldnot stoop humping her and that bootie GUYS EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT HER!i would tie our hands together so we cant be seperated omg i cant stop lol her arse is so tight in those nice tight jeans i would rub my head against her ass and slap it silly i would kill myself just to be in this game.I WISH ALYX WAS ON TOP OF ME HUMPING!!

[Faint867]

same here

[chrysos98]

@CivilProtectionMan Errr. Id just fuck her!

[lenivech]

@CivilProtectionMan you...are the most disgusting excuse for a human...ARE YOU ACTUALY A HUMAN!???

[alienkilla22]

@CivilProtectionMan well this is totally out of the subject of the video but u wrote ass as arse ur aussie or english

[jnaruto123]

You're not the first to harvest! lol! XD

[npx190]

LMAO. This would be funnier if gmod footage was made with this audio.

[Cedlor2]

Yeah I know, none of my screen recorders work. D;

[Ryuurik]

Use Source Recorde. Kix 4ss

[iluvsaphira]

i'm doing a project which i need dog's sound files for. where is the folder containing those files?

[Cedlor2]

uhhh, idk

[chanze555]

you better reload lol

[Cedlor2]

haha yeh

[nickrock6]

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Cedlor2]

yes

[benfirst]

Excellent.

[xPainfulTears]

LOL.

4/5

[Cedlor2]

At the end he says "You're not the first to harbor such illusions." But idk why id doesn't have it all. :p