Zuiikin' English - Dating Tips

[chucknorris4634]

I vill pick you up at your prace

[XHaemoXTwinsX]

If a Japanese guy ever approaches me and does this dance and asks me if i'll go out with him tomorrow...I might just say yes. At least i'll know he's a good dancer.

[theblackrainbow21]

lets make one thing clear: I would date any japanese guy that asked me out while dancing like those guys XD

[DuchessAliana]

The men in ties make the video lol

[DrV0NEV1L]

Needs more tentacles!

[carsma123]

00:32 theyre comparing black and asian penis size

[Gothyguy666]

I want to be more than friends with you to girl in rerrow

[xblueblaze]

I will pick you up at your prace I will pick you up at your prace I will pick you up at your prace I will pick you up at your prace oh god I'm so mean.

[LakaiGuy931]

@xblueblaze I thought I was the only one who heard that. Oh Lawd.

[majerwolf]

it sounds like the music for one of the sonic zones

[lilwill3104]

because we all dance when we talk...

[rikingen100]

I'm at that weird part of YouTube again!!...

[omgitseveyy]

is it bad that i did the moves with them...?

[cubx1979]

Will You have sex with me in an uncomfortable please. Will You have sex with me in an uncomfortable please. Will You have sex with me in an uncomfortable please. Like in the back of a Volkswagon.....

[MusicInMyDNA]

So the girls are learning to say "You look sensational in that dress"? I'm glad to hear the japanese aren't homophobic (;

[TheWhatwat]

I SHOULD DO THAT DANCE NEXT TIME I ASK SOMEONE OUT,,,,IM SURE IT WILL WORK...IN GETTING PUNCH IN THE MOUTH

[ivanabraham]

I just wanted to fap to it, but i realized that they're not wearing school uniforms.

[Lassietay]

My God there has to be a better way to learn english phrases O_o When were these videos made?! 80's?90's?

[RedPsycho666]

Why aren't the men in skimpy underwear?! Haha!

[irYuuI]

The guys doin the " You look sensational in that dress " is funny c:

[elguapo2769]

This is the weirdest thing I have seen the Japanese do yet.

[Afraid0fGhosts]

They forgot an important one...

"Do you want sucky after your sandwich?"

[KiriouSs]

hmm im searching for the brainwash in these videos.. must be there somewhere XD

[RobertGary1]

Sorry, I've already had prawns tomorrow.

[SangAkuma103]

oooohh do i need to the exercise too while asking that??

[ninjaspiceattacks]

"you're so good, come on toshi"

[DevilDemonGirll]

Um.. isnt that the german word for girl on the girls shirts?

[TalkingCheeseBurgerr]

You look sensational in that dress. Lulz XD

[XTheKatzchenGrenadeX]

@TalkingCheeseBurgerr XD I lol'd at that :3

[SarahCat1001]

HOW THE FUN DID I GET HERE

[MorbidMistake]

Well... if a Japanese comes up and sings "Will you go out with me tomorrow?" I'll know exactly where he learned his English..

[cryssibaby]

@MorbidMistake Same. But there would be five minutes of crazy laughing before I'd respond with, "Spare me my life."

[rivanskylark]

i wirr pick you up at your prace...

[shogoz123]

no wonder japanese look for western guys if this is the best looking japanese businessmen they have

[Madisongeorgialee]

this is sirry

[Levinous]

"So, where do you work?"

"...Spare me my life!?"

[LightningEidolen]

I AM SOO USING THIS ADVICE!!!... along with the actions ;)

[boxersw]

okay... i think i've got this down. Watch out ladies here's to your eyes

[sisyphusmustbe]

This really explains that group of girls dancing and yelling at me in Kyoto the other day...

[allmenarerapists]

damn right theres no description available.

[macks1001]

anyone who tells me I look sensational in a dress while pulling those shapes is getting very laid.

[blondutahguy]

I hope those guys got paid millions of dollars, err, yen, for this.

[kidkow2]

@blondutahguy thats like 40$...



[blondutahguy]

@kidkow2 really? That's interesting, cuz Google says otherwise:

"1 million Japanese yen = 13004 U.S. dollars" as of today - thanks for correcting me, though, even though it was a joke!

[LarryTheTubaBoy]

This is what football refs have to study...

[mrwolfebros]

I am very sedious

about any run.

[MistaGav]

No wonder I can't pull on a night out...I haven't been doing this dance!

[norwayXitaly]

"I will pick you up at your prace." XD

[SharpBloodyMoon]

And I thought that Hindi singing was bad enough...

[Oplaaskrokodil]

Just a question... did this ever get ANYONE another date?

[BooJoMan]

@Oplaaskrokodil I went to a bar said everything they told me to say, the exact same way and EVERY girl in the bar wanted to meet me tomorrow cause they all had no plans.

[Oplaaskrokodil]

@BooJoMan Did you do the dance though?

[OldNations]

"Fräulein" isn't really used in German anymore either... it's actually impolite :D

Is this from the 90s?

[NewUser21111]

This is why the Japanese suck at English and why they will continue to suck at it. Me so sally!! Me likada fried rice!!!

[Gaarastormentedsoul]

@NewUser21111 I tought yuu lika to lick de peepee?

[Gaarastormentedsoul]

@NewUser21111 me so sorry me mystake yuu for yuu mama ;)

[Manda23Sue]

Those Japanese duded cracked me up.

[henry1212121212]

Fräulein :D

[toddlerman2]

what is "P-Low: The Skillful Abbot"?

[Roach66839]

no talkin...you know what this is about...

[aldoreshgaramok]

lol their exercise uniforms even say fraulein on them

would they really want an american?????????????????

[NimhShambler]

...Maybe this is why I have trouble asking Japanese guys out. Maybe I have to do the exersizes/dances, too.

[TroubadourPariahTV]

"I widow peedeeku yu ahp at yohdu prace."

[SlayerJan15]

Is someone having guitar tabs for this song? :D

[EgoistaXrs]

@SlayerJan15 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

God someone would even ask this question..... XD

They are joyful songs, aren't they? :D

[SlayerJan15]

@EgoistaXrs This song is soo addictive :D

[maxiaum]

haneman82 lisäsi suosikkeihin 3 tuntia sitten

[DJpikkupiru]

@maxiaum

jep D:

[thegoodsandwich]

1:26  1:47 is the best part

[poisnblade]

Can you imagine someone walking up to you talking like that while doing those moves????

[Jon124]

the music in this one is by far my favorite. dat synth line

[EvaliaHysteria]

Anyone noticed their shirts say "Fräulein"? 

[demonbuddah]

please don't put date rape pills in my drink please don't put date rape pills in my drink please don't put date rape pills in my drink please don't put date rape pills in my drink

[kojmom]

HAHA!

[FlirtyBobbi]

I planned on using this tips on my date, but I had to cancel because I had a bad case of diarrhea. Call the ambulance please!

[DJordydj]

I had a succesfull date with this...

LOL

"true story"

[Komkolzgrad]

I love Japan.  (4 minutes ago)

[ImDaCommentator]

Herro. You rook sensetional in that dress

[Museite]

what the hell

[Stecchino912]

Is it more effective if you do the moves too ?

And do I accually have to say those to a Japanese girl so that I get laid ? Or does it work witheveryone.

In Greece i accually go this.

"Hey what's the news?"

(Reply)

"So you wanna come home with me eat some granma cookies and then end up having freaky-weird sex on the kitchen table ?"

(Reply)

"Why don't you like cookies ?

[Dzakku]

This is terribly hilarious.

[physikl]

DESERTTTT BUSSSS

[theevilinsomniac]

Desert Bus version was better.

[Sukiokutu]

Desert Bus Approved!

[superribka23]

I went from mac miller videos to japanese exercises to asksome one out... WTF I wasted 4 minets on this shit!

[him1104]

You stole 4 minutes of my life and i want them back!!!!

[CikBubi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is just too funny! My god, those guys are doing the same dance too! HAHAHA.

[demon4626]

wonder if they dance like tht wen they talk to someoe in english lol,

[BrookeCanttCook]

Is this a joke? .-.

[AnoMundi]

Those girls may not learn English but will keep their shape :-D

[freelancechemist]

do you have prans for tomollow?

[rebekahWalton]

Guys doing it too? Hilarious!

[dontlookimbare]

I wonder if the people who learned English from these videos have to remember the dances to recall the phrases??

[rebekahWalton]

@dontlookimbare

Yeah, imagine someone actually asking you out while doing these exercises, or how about two people doing them to each other to remeber this question and how to respond.

[hellsangel882]

So when the person who watched this film goes on their date, do u think they talk in a rythem like that lol

[CandiiDuckii]

Imagine how many times it took them to film this so they all are synchronized?

[AkatsukKage0]

ドゥ・ユ・ハヴ・プランス・フォーア・トゥモロ？ｗｗ

[ojkl32]

You look sensational in that breast ..... :D

[Sebizzar]

@ojkl32 Lolololol

[arbiter11171]

do you have plans for tu-madrow?

[imailwizz]

I foresee limited conversation on this date.

[oniichannobaka]

Ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｐｌａｎｓ ｆｏｒ ｔｏｍｏｒｒｏｗ？

[Ginasarah2009]

" I will pick you up at your PRACE! "

[azzazx6r]

@Ginasarah2009 i had a japanese professor at uni, she had a better command of english than I do but she still couldnt pronounce L's lol

[woofwoofyoyo]

What if she's not wearing a dress?!

[1988paullockheart]

here's to your lovely eyes?!?!?!

[FOXGEAR92]

@1988paullockheart It's a toast. I think.

[PurpleMilkcup]

Do you have a brans foh too moro ? XD'

[B4IRUTUARU16]

0:00 who the hell is the old guy? plus a picture of a body without skin

this video must definitely be accurate

[AdamLambertAddict96]

Okay, so this is what I think of a Japanese person actually using this...

What if it's a woman.,. They say "I'll pick you up at your place" but they actually want to meet there?

Or what if she gets there and says to the man "You look sensational in that dress"?

[500YenDevin]

@AdamLambertAddict96 There is a Japanese translation for it on the bottom, so I'm sure they know what it means.

[AdamLambertAddict96]

@500YenDevin Why you crampin' my style? ROFL

[lovelyxlumps]

My weekend is in the process of being well-spent.

[aaindahouse]

THIS SHIT IS SO HYPNOTISING :(

[Hikarachuchan]

here's to your lovely eyes? xD

[TheLesElliott]

no description available LOL

[iamamangina]

Bitch turns up in Jeans and t-shirt, "You look sensational in that dress"

[LightningEidolen]

When i ask my boyfriend out tommorow im soooo doing the actions aswell XD

[SakuraPinkIchigo]

"ieel peek you up at your prace."

[cryptosquid]

I tried this on a girl once, it didn't work

[smokezilla]

idk do i have prans for tommoro

[blusky272003]

who the hell is TOMORO?!?!

[CoReeYe]

@blusky272003 the japanese anime of couse dude. my neighbour tomoro

[texxxie1997]

Wdf? 0.o

[Sporksandspoonsful]

What do you say if the other person declines? :P

[delightracardeanne]

@Sporksandspoonsful You just keep dancing like an asshole. Embarrass the hell out of them for refusing you!

[SlapyourUncleNick]

This is allot to ask of tv people

[lilsparks96]

that was a fun way to kill 4 minutes. and it made me tired lol.

[chuakip]

Youuuu rook sensational in that DRESS

[eyescoldlemonade]

I will pick you up at your prace.

[antwerpvlaming001]

This explains their shitty accent

[SymetricalME]

its TWO-MAR-OH. not TUME-ER-OH

[raptoreguy]

So, when you ask if she's serious about anyone, you're supposed to put her in a headlock? Interesting....

[Thetrollmaster2000]

now i can get laid everywhere i go

THX

[dragythuno]

Here's to your lovely eyes. One of the least used cheers notions.

[joutwaterjr]

Haha

[dudemanman252]

uh sorry i have prans tomorrow :/

[kiwithebirdie]

what is that song in the background?

[zionbnr32]

my dad think i was watching porn while i was watching this :(

[dantefloyd]

what about ¨please use condoms i dont wanna have a child"???

[dantefloyd]

at 0:35 they said anything but the sentence they should have said

[TheLalallama]

LOOOOL

[kinglouis4ever]

Jude Law knows all the move and lyrics

[hoshidoragon]

Because everyone knows that pointless hand gestures are the /best/ way to get a man.

[shadowzach00]

omg i died lol

[bobjones0319]

Do you have a PRANS for tomorrow?

I WIRR peek you ahp at your PRACE!

Yooouuuu Rook sensationaR in dat dress.

Are you sildious about any von?

I vant us ta beeee more than just friens.

He yahs! to yo RoveRy eyes

[Zheige]

@bobjones0319 lol ..because hiragana katana doesnot support "L"

[devrinator]

Wow, the Japanese are some multi-tasking people...exercising, dating, learning English (and German too?), all while taking a work break!

[zarivienni]

11 people don't look sensation in that dress.

[myvibratincranium]

BAHAHHAHAH

[sherickson]

Oh- sorry. I have plans tomorrow. Err

I have pu-ra-nu-zu to-mo-ro

Damn Japanese and their three alphabets which all lack 'l's

[56wallpuncher]

What if they dont have a prace to be pricked up at??

[ShadowFox909]

lol imagine a guy asking you out like this

[99sunshinegirl99]

The camera man is obviously a guy...

[xAyaLollikies]

Here's to your lovely eyes

[MrBplatts]

Haha Prace :P

[angelicravenx3]

LOL is this supposed to be like.. half a dating tips video and half an exercise video..?

sigh. i love japanese people.

[legozach21]

the one part with do you have plans for tommorow doesn't fit the beat

[legozach21]

girl:You look sensational in that dress

[mastermilon1]

the last date: look haiko your cute but if you keep talking in rhythmic pattern im gonna kill myself

[5Jango5]

wtf in the begining they soom in on the one girls chest

[steinmasta]

The choreography is so inspired.

[TheRealSaucyWench]

Hell no I won't go out with you tomorrow, you look like a Duracell rabbit.

[hillarydicks]

and thats how you wheel.

[nicazzo]

damn i heard this shit so much i can play the bass line now

[prosandkhans]

I am sooo gonna go to a hot chick and ask her out just like that! Same hand-motions, outfits, and singing...

[Amaurielamiliore]

the girls r grtting me horny