Very Funny Standup Comedy 2, (Michael Colyar)

[forepley4932]

I thought it was my headsets too lol

[MsCaliFace]

Nigger means ignorant person. All white people are niggers.

[Idsard2007]

pause on 2:34...

[MrMilongaband]

Chuck's girlfriend done lost her front teephis!!

[Breazeale93]

"Travel, Travel, Travel...Chatnoogaaaaaaa" hahahahaha.

[landesal]

Herman Cain?

[Conspiracyknowledge]

"idahoe"

[eddy160309]

not funny

[lovevboat]

FAX

[theDudeAbides1100]

im that european foreigner chillin with in the back

[Conspiracyknowledge]

@theDudeAbides1100 really? you were the SHIT! lol

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

Michael Colyar go hard with his JOKES!!

[MadlifeBallerz]

@MrTaylorClint i honestly didnt get that joke and thats the only joke i didnt get :( please explain

[Mr2smoove4u]

@MadlifeBallerz Because by saying to the bartender "if you got what I got", he was insinuating that he was drinking so many shots because he had some type of illness or something and he was trying to drink his problems away, but instead he was only drinking fast because he didn't have the money to pay for the drinks, he only had 50 cent lol

[AbsOfSteel00]

My left ear enjoyed this video.

[hounfrosh]

@AbsOfSteel00 lol thought it was my earphones

[rosko2590]

if you pull the head phone half way out the plug u should here the audio normally man ! ;)

[Hezicohen]

@AbsOfSteel00 lol u killed me bro! funnier then this video haha

[MrTaylorClint]

"You'd drink em fast too if you got what I got"

"What you got"

"Bout 50 cent"

They was still whoopin his behind when I left.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mofogek]

@uncrosseddennisgames

why hate?

i am not gonna hate on you , but why ?

[Ambebambi]

"Golly gee thats my..." This guy has the best jokes! Luv him



[badymio]

6:56 best joke ever



[badymio]

not to the left not to the right but right in the groove

[uncrosseddennisgamer]

fucking nigger

[lplunkett2]

50 cent lol

[HaZeGodTriZz]

omg she look like a hippo 2:19 2:35 je teeth

[stadfanbase]

Red Foxx- I was watchin Sanford and Son a couple hours ago...Damn that show is good

[TheLuscious]

Future Comedy Hall of Famer right here. This guy is the truth when it comes to comedy. More overrated cats may get all the hype but Colyar is funny, intelligent and most important, always leaves you wanting more.

[HighLevel760]

diz guys funny...thumbs up.

[Mi37591]

Seen this guy on Venice Beach in the late 80's.

He was funny then and always had a crowd. Mutha Fugger is funny.

[Be1smaht]

He's great!!! 

[em129836]

holy shit that white guy looks so uncomfortable... lmao

[wahdyr]

OMG THE (lack of) TEETH@

[beetlebug39]

The absent minded guy joke was a recycled moms mabley joke but he did say he liked old jokes

[rscrob]

He's funny but are there any black comedians who can talk about any issue other than race? White people do this...and black people are like this.... Come on!

[vaumbee]

@rscrob I gotta say that some people do it in poor taste, but a good comedian can get people to laugh and to think and to be honest with themselves all at once regardless of race. It's something that this country hasn't really done collectively--ever. Sure, slavery was abolished and we had the civil rights movement, but just because the laws changed doesn't mean that the way people thought about race did. In good taste, jokes about race relations are relevant and ring true, & move people forward

[LordHines420]

he be kina funny nigga

[jrdontario]

Finally a comedian that is funny and clean!

[FrankaDith]

Brilliant

[jasonlevin8]

dude is hilarious, and i love how he interrupts the laughs to keep talking

[taler8988]

Colyar has some of the best set-up and delivery for his jokes. He is probably the best comedian at telling a story, him and George Carlin.

[DrFeelgood56]

nigger isn't racist hahahaha

[HotBlueLightning]

i laughed at his very funny jokes. seriously. I'm not lying.

[tjtank20]

lol this is funny ..but something tells me that the "Europeans" name wasn't "CHUCK" XD

[Rickz]

5:59 look at black dude in the back not laughing, why the hell u come to a comedy show n not laugh....smdh n michael is funny too -_-

[TheTheman45]

why go to a comdey show if your teeths are missing.

[2150woodsman]

@TheTheman45 maybe she had teeth when she got there??? then the dumbass used the N word!!!

[Decwarrior]

lmao am-nesia

[Microglia1]

this dude dresses like a baptist preacher or a Harlem gangster I can't decide..

[temwani121]

MISSING TEETH AT 3.18 LOOOOOOOL

[edo1177]

@temwani121 waht you missing ahole

[kaox44]

IT"S SHOW BOAT!

[Spencerthemam17]

Lol the white guy sneaks out

[mrdezara]

WB 38!!! i remember those days!!!! lol

[dimviesel]

"i wanna CHEEESE-BURGA". yep, there's one of these old G's in every large black family. my uncle will is just as funny. COLYAR is legendary tho. he's made many accomplishments since he got off crack. he's an over-achiever

[RichyJA]

member him from back n the days on Martin

[MrsParkerWasHere]

"Def Jam Comedy is gone ,Comic view is gone, Now we got dalaughingbarrel(dot)com"

[ph1484]

LOL and what is up with the brother on the other side of the white man while Mrs. Bleeding Gums Murphy is crackin up?

[ph1484]

3:16 - Austin says you need some teeth!

[presidentdiddy]

@ph1484 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[CountryDude18]

@alekschern1 LMAO THAT WOMANS GRILL IS TORE UP LMAO!!!!!!!! He should have put her on blast.

[MrDerby2u]

wow... clean AND funny. we need more people like him.

[lnjackson1002]

What teeth on that lady?

[DaDon601]

@2:34 TOO LMAO

[DaDon601]

LOOK AT THE WOMAN'S TEETH @2:19 THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

[lnjackson1002]

@DaDon601

What teeth? LOL

[edo1177]

@DaDon601 yousa a asshole she aint perfect and I bet you really not.

[kaoticofm3h]

@DaDon601 haha

[runbubsrun]

@DaDon601 a better look at it is 3: 16 :P

fucking hick lol

[regulaterrr]

@DaDon601 wow i did not even see that. so funny.

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

@DaDon601 Oh Wow!! YUCK!! (Shaking Head "NO")

[speechpessi]

@DaDon601 what teeth?

[Raymint]

Something about the sound of his voice rings "Cajun" to me ... 

[MrPrettyBoyLeo]

damn ali mustve been playing knock out with her, shit if your teeth is missing like that dont be in public.

[dbz4life123]

Have on headphones and the right side sounds like im playing SuperMarioBro"s

[LCC144]

great comedic timing

[kingjones1022]

that in the groove joke is a classic... one of the best ive ever heard

[djtwon87]

Not to left . Not to the right . But right in the groove !

[backonbothsides]

RIGHT IN THE GROOVE.

[NY1love]

@ImaginaryTeam What do you mean? Very few of the jokes had race in them. Actually, did any of them?

[missyonthanet]

lol I wouldn mind tasting a shot a that

[spicym1ke]

i new michael from vince beach as a kid!

[meshiajay]

@ImaginaryTeam wat do you mean

[ThreeGunFish]

@ 6:00 -- Dude in the back needs an ice cream cone. That mother fucker is not happy to be here.

[YourPalHDee]

wow, that's fucking awesome.

[watcheverything0]

I don't get the joke with the black book!!!

[freshathanspeedstick]

@watcheverything0 he didnt like the sex im a virgin and i got that joke

[02Stratus]

@watcheverything0 The guy with the book looked in the "Opinions" section after Mr. Breckrenridge said "I didn't like it" because that's what he felt about the unsatisfying sex he had with the cheating wife.

[haris000000]

right on the groove hehe

[Screwface2277]

yeah me too

[603296]

wow, I really liked this comedian.. Really pleasant!

[LAmUSicLifE91]

O SNAP!!...back wen WB11 was actually Still WB11 :) good times, good times

[smokealistic]

he had am...... nesia ;; he had amnesia lol

[Konahagure]

Ahh the days when comedians told funny short stories instead of excessive cursing or raunchiness for the shock value laugh. Michael Colyar is awesome thanks for the upload.

[womby28]

This was a thoroughly entertaining bit, classy man. I'm thrilled to get a slice of some old school, thanks nigga ;)

[damon691104]

His jokes are stolen out of a joke book called "Truly dirty jokes". He just changes them up a little bit. Not original at all. Dave Chapelle is the BEST comedian in the world!!!

[MUSICMANAJ]

@damon691104 ACTUALLY THE STOLE THEM FROM MICHEAL HE IS A COMEDY GENIUS AND AS CHAPELLE HAS SAID YOU CAN NOT TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM THOSE WHO PAVED THE WAY FOR HIM TO BE WHO HE IS!

[womby28]

@damon691104 He even stated that he was passing on old jokes. I thought he told them great AND gave them respect. People don't write like that anymore and if they need to be 'stolen' for me to hear them, so be it. I'm glad I know.

[petermh255]

I remember him from Venice Beach 22 years ago.. the 'right in the groove' joke gave me flashbacks.

[eSGieF]

LMAO 2:34 LOOK AT THE WOMAN NEXT TO CHUCK!!!!!! OMFG

[FelipeMMz]

@eSGieF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MrPrettyBoyLeo]

@eSGieF

ew lmao

[alspeace]

@ lukeidiot - It is a shame you don't have a history. I guess that explains how you got your title.

[bombarsonist]

@lukeidiot more like 55 years ago you idiot ur mom was still givin blowjobs at school when she got on that bus

[ayilove]

who wouldnt like this..

guy is good...haha

[Cruickshank22]

i like the side shit he been

[ChieftanOfBritton]

Some of it is funny but personally I dont really see anything sort of special or outstanding know what I mean, its not like he could ever really relate to anyone outside his own culture or ethnicity

[kevonedmonds]

The amnesia joke was actually redd foxx too. At first I thought I read it in playboy, but once he mentioned redd I remembered.

[RPFPros]

Is Mike Colyar still tellin jokes today July 2010? This dude is funny, I want to see him live

[riaboo100]

he is funny

[helboi]

i like his style, very old school....

[robertdjwizard]

Bad ass comedian great job!!

[ALIENSHADZ]

@robertdjwizard punch lines r peak

I WANT MORE !!!!!

Sub me if u agree

ALIENSHADZ

[waxulein]

YOU CAN KISS HIS BEHIND....NOT TO THE LEFT, NOT TO THE RIGHT.... RIGHT IN THE GROOOOOOOOOVEEEEE

hahahahahhaha

[psytimenero]

is he dead

[chaotic1979]

2.36 that woman has a total of two teeth i believe...how can she chew food ?

[moomoomoomzq]

@chaotic1979 that's mean; look at her having such a nice time. She's real sweet.

[dickkresse]

Horrible. He told another comic's joke. Just because a comic is dead doesn't mean you can use their material. What, you didn't know any Richard Pryor jokes?

[thekamikaze2]

@dickkresse i respect that but who cares the man is dead if this man did not do it than no one will know it was richard pryer think of it as recognition

[NY1love]

Man, Michael Colyar one of the best.

[SunnyGhost76]

only comes out of my right one

[Smokezn123]

@SunnyGhost76 you must have you channels mixed up...

[SALMANAKAMANU]

you have to loosen the plug a bit for your headphones

[mbigboyny]

love ya Mike...funny as always. I never saw a show he did and wasn't funny.....he should be in more movies..damn he funny

[flip713]

Yo the chick at 2:31 missing a whole row of teeth.

[youratowel14]

@flip713 bahahhahaha 

[flip713]

Yo the chick at 2:31 missing a whole row of teeth.

[rickames]

He's funny, I'd love to see more.

[cryandkev]

omg he is funny

[cryandkev]

lmfaoo 50cents

[killaproductz]

This guy right here...

[killaproductz]

Europian lol, this guy, this guy right here!

[buscapleitosNo1]

great humour! laugh all the way till pissed my pants

[zero0nea]

why is there not many white people in the audience?

[BestivalFan]

The white people have to sit at the back!

IT'S THE RULES!! ; )

[kattaplay]

@BestivalFan looooooooool

[midsizedwhiteboy]

@BestivalFan , Sometimes it is funny as hell when he has 1 or 2 white folk up front to joke with them(white representative lol). I'd love to see him in person .

[midsizedwhiteboy]

@BestivalFan , it is funny as hell when he has 1 or 2 white folk up front to joke with them(white representative lol). I'd love to see him in person .

[kattaplay]

who cares that there are no white ppl go watch britney soears if u care about white ppl so much

[Mrpreshutchins]

I can't focus on Chuck because of the Sista with the (Next Tooth 1 mile) Smile @ 2:19 and 2:35 point. QUICK! SOMEBODY SEND OUT AN AMBER ALERT FOR MISSING TEETH!

[pitbull64]

@Mrpreshutchins That is TOO funny.

[NY1love]

Where he from? Can't believe I never seen him before, funny!

[LegallyBlessed]

I love this guy, he's not just funny he's WITTY!

[armycadet1234]

not to the right not to the left but right in the groove

[4bird5]

lol huh

[IlliterateGeniuz]

man oh man, classic!!

[misdajania]

LOOOOOOOOOOVE HIM DATZ GRANDPOPS

[daiviann]

Funny shit!!!! do you have micheal colyar when he did def comedy jam back in the day? that was some of his funniest shit ever!!!!!!!

[starwarsnerd79]

I remember that DCJ appearance! I was ROLLIN'!!!

[daiviann]

Yea when he was talking about how him and his wife didnt have tickets to a concert an it was sold out but they was still going and when he was talking bout his cadillac!!!!!!!!!! Funny shit!!!!!!!

[dYnAsTyDA1st]

nooo we prefer to beat em at home haha

[cheezmaka]

He's a comedy GENIUS. He can tell an OLD JOKE and STILL be funny!

[ikvsabre]

I'm SO happy he got teh word "cryonics" right. Most people confuse ""cryogenics" for cryonics"... which I really hated when I worked in cryogenics.

[EseChapin420]

CHUCK! Thats A Nice firm White Name Chuck

[millioboy]

the groove joke was classic!!! :D

[shawlasosexy01]

2:33 dam wtf happened to her and her teeth lord im blessed lmao

[soulbrotherlegendary]

@shawlasosexy01 You saw that too, I had to rewind, her whole couch is missing HAAHAAAAHAAA!

[MaliBabe02]

02:34 got no front teeth :O

[Aim2GainTV]

@MaliBabe02 shes lucky the torry bros wernt there

[BlondieBaby630]

The sound from this video only comes out of my left headphone...

[maxday1000]

@BlondieBaby630 take it out a little bit both sides might work lol

[kattaplay]

loooooooooooool mine 2

[AbdullahForEver]

@BlondieBaby630 i can only hear it in my right ear, but thats cuz i got my headphones on backwards

[aidofski]

@BlondieBaby630 turn the definition down to 240p and it comes outta both. cause lets face it you wanna hear it more then see it right?

[fsumpter]

LMAO @ Opinions, Opinions

[mazaratialbum]

i like colyar but there is a big thing about him that i don't favor, he uses the same jokes pretty much every time i have seen him.....i do realize that comics do that, but he needs to change it up some time...that being said, he is a good friend of mine, lol.

[maliahsdad4]

ahh dats koo dat u no him... i wish i could c more stuff on him...

i love his ice cream joke if u eva herd dat 1.. i was dying wen i herd dat 1....

[mazaratialbum]

yeah i have a pic with the guy....i work at a radio station though in houston (majic 102.1.) so i have an advantage that other people don't....so it's safe to say i know a lot of celebs that other people rarely get a chance to meet....colyar is a genuine person, believe me....doesn't really need a script to make you laugh.....peace

[ddw0115]

that lady next to white chuck missing some teeth.

[kalpal67]

quite a few

[stingernitro]

hehe i swear i can get a good laugh everytime i hear his standups. the only one i know who does not have to use a profane word and can make humor about anyone and anything and make me laugh.

[ManofManyPasswords]

I agree! I was just thinking that.