Lets Play: Hitman Blood Money - Curtains Down (Episode 2)

[shosy69]

I tried so fucking hard to sa on this but the best i could get was professional !!!!!

[thyareworthyofthee]

@theauzziegamer dude on this whole series you made me laugh my fucking ass off so hard that my chest hurt really bad but it was worth it!!

[nman2468]

this guy isfucking funny

[pleasereason]

Change into the green guys clothes, go to the high rise, DON"T plant a mine. Shoot dude from the high rise with Sup. Silverballer. Move off of high rise quickly run down stairs before police run in. Wait near bottom of stairs until police run up. Leave and go back to the front. Pick the lock and go into 2nd floor area where it's dark. Shoot other dude with rifle. If you have time pack up, get suit and leave. If not drop rifle, change, pick up rifle at security station and THEN leave. perfect.

[pleasereason]

@pleasereason If you have a scope on your silverballer, fuck the rifle just use the scoped pistol both times. much quicker to put away.

[dakoking]

30 seconds was all I needed to see/hear to decide that your channel is subscribe worthy.

[greekSAS]

LMFAO 

[patr7404]

MAN I ROLF SO FUCKING HIGH WHEN HE SAID BLOW TEHM SKY FUCKING HIGH XDDDD

[shoho0809]

HEY! About that glitch of having one witness. I sometimes too got that glitch. So annoying. It didn't matter on Rookie mode cause I tried getting 100 notoriety, a full set of weapons and just have a bit of fun (and unloch achievements). The game on higher levels when I went for Silent assasin, the glitch was annoying then.

[penispump2000]

are you playing on easy?

[777Darklight]

@penispump2000 no...idiot...dont ever read the description do you??

[MegaSpeiser]

do you have videos of hitman contract episods ? plese I like your videos

[MyVash12349]

YOU'RE FUKING GENIUS.. WE WANT MOAR

[jacobshome009]

y is it so laggy

[bewaak431]

4:01 "BESIDE HIM"

hahahaha, laughed my ass off!

[JussiHD]

SKY FUCKING HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

[curtis14carter]

crazy man shooting teroorist

[AnimeManime]

cycat229... It's been said before, I'll say it again. If you don't wanna put up with the swearing, don't watch the freaking videos. What's so bloody hard about that? Besides, the entire series was posted over a year ago, there's not much you can do to stop the swearing in them now. Kids these days, so damned stupid...

[cycat229]

@DeathcoreMusik everyone stfu i just gave my opinion on something who fucking cares and who ever comments on this just stfu who cares i said one thing then i get attacked by asshole pricks get a dam life ass holes! gosh and who agrees with me is a smart person only idiots would attack someone over a fucking comment!

[DeathcoreMusik]

@cycat229 It wasn't a opinion, you told him to stop cursing. Attacked? Kid, 2 people commented back to you, it's not like the whole damn internet is against you. Once again, it wasn't an attack just saying how childish you are.

dumbass

[Lilox64]

2:15 WTF?!lol

[nexstosic007]

If you didn't know, after this mission goes Hitman Contracts, and after Hitman Contracts, goes next mission in Hitman Blood Money...that's the story.

[cycat229]

pls not to be a loser but stop saying the f-bomb every 5 seconds

[Naffini]

@cycat229 Fuck off you fucking prick if you don't like swearing don't watch the fucking videos you fuck.

[cycat229]

@Naffini dude stfu so what i like the videos is it a big deal i don't like all the swearing?

[northmetalguy]

@cycat229 fucking deal with it

[ItheSwick]

@cycat229 Don't you think you're being a little hypocritical by telling him to stop dropping the F bomb and then repeatedly telling everyone who replied to your stupid comment to "Stfu" and calling your comment a "Fucking comment"?

Go watch Teletubbies you fucking cunt.

[cycat229]

@ItheSwick yes i was being a hypocritical but i was talking about him and they were being ass holes and i'm american so shut up you little shit head and by the way your picture looks like a cunt oh wait it's you stfu cunt

[ApacheWolfSoul]

@cycat229 worse come back ever..

[bige3918]

This is fucking hilarious, it like Chase frome House playing Hitman.

[skinns9800]

blow everyone sky fucken high

[zerosixthree1]

The AuZZie Gamer=Legend Gamer and should be nominated for a shorty award

[Andrewes122]

This is my favorite hit.

[kieranwilson32]

I always had the same problem with that 1 witness. The trick is to sedate the guy who patrols above the stage where you plant the mine. If an npc is close to a mine when it detonates they count as a witness. Great video btw!

[TheRandomBrickGuy]

Aw wait.. already done that bit. X'D

[WTFkidsGAMEPLAY]

Thanks for allowing my video to be in your video response

Your the best I hop your gonna play hitman absolution and maybe batman arkham city

[lexxisful]

omg you are so fucking funny!! one of the best videos on youtube! and so are all of you hitman videos! watch it like 5 times a day! fantastic ! you have to do more of these commenteries, cant w8 for more!

[TooMuchSam]

"And insert a bunch of witness"

*On the game*

Witnesses: 1

I lolled at that part, love these watched all of them in one day!

[kritta1st]

I love this .

[Dytex4]

hitman + frostbite 2 engine = game of the century?

[Crazy0Jay0Dude0]

@Dytex4 Wouldn't work.

[FatEd2012]

@Dytex4 Imagine it with Frostbite 3 :)

[xJopla]

@Dytex4 Milenium*

[HolyCow6191]

i saw one guy with a sniper rifle.he did this mission in 58sec.but this shit is way better and funnyer

[bige3918]

These videos are awesome ! Does this guy have videos for Hitman 2 or Hitman contracts ?

[pdavda86]

Just subscribed after watching your Assassins Creed Revelations multiplayer video. I'm gonna enjoy going through your old videos :D

[wonner111]

by far my favourite level

[christine39]

i think Ambassador was the actors gay lover as well.

[Simon14DK]

6th time i see the entire lets play :)

[joshrudduck]

i blow people sky fucking high when i go to a theter

[Z4pphy]

here's another trick.. you can go down the stairs at the beginning and take out the painter.. one's you got his clothes just simply go up behind the stage then shoot both of the targets.. easy said and done.. ^^

[QuintonGsProfile]

OHLMFAOROFL

this video contains nothingbut the bloodmoneycliches i have so frustratingly experienced what the fuck is wrong with my space bar. LOL "BESIDEHIM?''

[shadowking955]

you make this look so easy i tried this and failed horrible

[Inezjaya]

I GOT ANNGRY on this mission

i keep trying to be the actor and shooting him and i always fail its aways just before queue

[002Trance]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[CaptBFart]

You do a great job with these. I'm not a gamer but I find these very entertaining to watch.

[Link10103]

I think i jacked a suitcase and put the mine in it, discreetly dropped in right where the secret service guys were then just blew them the fuck up. I dont remember what happened after that lol

[14tbates]

hey I know its a play an all, but it kinda feels like someone really shot me, Yea I think someone yup someone definably -ehhh

[rokeysth]

Hi! Have you considered bee4biz (just google it)? it is a url locker which pays each time someone fills in your survey and unblocks your protected link. A mate of mine makes tons cash with them just asking people to do surveys.

[killpwn12]

O____X

I HALF-:IFE DIED.

XD

47/5 stars (get it?)

[BESTUS3RN4MEEVR]

OMG THIS WAS FREAKIN ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDS ON YOUTUBE LOLOL

[TVsamhollis]

32 people are gonna get blown mother fuckin high

[SharkRadio]

Fucking awsome ! :D

[Gigaman1245]

I like swapping the pistols more

[StealthNull]

2 sky fuckin highs for the price of one? AWESOME!

[WhiteHawkUK]

I will DEFINITELY be coming back for more. =D

[Simon14DK]

Song=?

[BlackBird7851]

In the Vet and the N00b, the n00b will always look like a noob, shades or not....

[paulisawesome14]

what console is this on? looks fucking fun man

[Tevlar47]

@paulisawesome14 Hitman Blood Money: pc, ps2, xbox and 360

[paulisawesome14]

@Tevlar47 thanks bro

[bj4499]

@paulisawesome14 ...

PC,XBOX and PS3 n shit.

[alherchenreder]

Sky fuckin high!!....yeeah

[withafork01]

Ah his very first sky fucking high . i love it

[cheesynath99]

@withafork01 no his first is on the death of a showman episode

[withafork01]

@cheesynath99 that was the last episode though so that doesn't count

[cheesynath99]

@withafork01 ow

[kermo12345]

that is good motherfuckers going hard yeaaaaaah!

[acezero2010]

wow your are sooo cool and sexy

[AntonioVids11]

sickness at begining

[bigger46]

I did this in 50 seconds,

[VideoGamerYoshi]

When I watch Let's Play's, I always worry that if I ever play the game, I'll know exactly what to do. Well, not with this mission.

[M3G4G0TH]

dude funny video ahaha love your commentary haha xD i HATE the fucking bugs man ahha

[TheCrazymonkey43]

this is more like walkthrough than a lets play

[boyrichboy]

Quickest way for me.. Take the sniper rifle, knock the worker out in the toilet, disguise as him, go behind the set to do some 'maintenance'.. Climb that thing, I don't even know what it is, but it plants you right behind the set.. Snipe the main guy, then when the posh bloke runs down, snipe him, climb down, run to change, and walk away, in less than maybe 3 minutes :D

[Pokemonblast1]

u so fuckin funny :D keep up the good work

[MRkILLER7890]

SKY FUCKING HIGH!!!! YEAH!

[Domenicomn]

i always did this method,but instead of hiding in the locker to change the gun or be the guy (i dunno how to use the sniper method) when i used your method by shooting him from the back with the mauser,after blowing that guy 3 seconds later they were shooting me on sight??!?!?! o__O?

[Domenicomn]

you know that soldiers like bodyguards and policemans don't become witnees?

[Domenicomn]

and you push the fucking button and AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHH!!!1111

[Jerraider84]

@NinjaGangsta720 and somehow they still had the strength to dislike this lol XD

[Pithuahua13]

bro.. i wanna add u on facebook

[TransparencyDigital]

@Pithuahua13 Ask him on his fb page!

[SGTJONHSSSCA]

@Pithuahua13 stalker loool

[kght222]

hit the actor with a silenced pistol from the balcony, then run out of the balcony before anyone sees you, come back in a few secs and hit his lover who comes to the stage the same way. don't think you can get silent assassin that way, but it makes quick work of the mission. (the balcony i'm talking about is the one on the left from the stairs in the lobby)

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

I do the latter.

[IIPrice97II]

I liked, favourited and subscribed in the first 7 seconds

[Supperdude9]

@IIPrice97II

So you subcribed when it said "Curtains Down"?

[SuperSkater981]

thumbs up if you miss the good times playing games like these

[VulcanofWar]

@Kerith8109034110 I will go to this site if you give me you're YT Account.

[pitoladas]

2:31 - 2:38 . soo funny :D

[LongFuckingVideos]

@NinjaGangsta720 And your ugly.

[MySpecialCreations]

My best playtrough of this mission is:

Time: 0:40

Rating: Silent assassin.

Witnesses: 0

Bodys Found: 2 (what ever)

Headshots: 2

Accidents: 0

[cimerax]

@MySpecialCreations LOL, nice.

You just run in and shoot the targets to death right away?

[MySpecialCreations]

@cimerax This way: /watch?v=mzPBke9wvaE

[tin08290]

@MySpecialCreations I always have nothing but accidents

[MySpecialCreations]

@tin08290 Nais :D

[lolcatperson]

Yeah I blow every one at the theatre sky fucking high.

[TeamIBringIt206]

love how everyone exploded but that on woman in the pink dress is just standing there like nothing happen

[rockhopper964]

You get lost in flatline,but not THIS FUCKING MAZE?!

[blackskullthunder]

This is by far my favorite mission in the game!! And did you know that the main story of Contracts takes place after it?

[dayham09]

the "eehh" when they die is funny

[mevidek]

this level is too fucking hard.

[antonio35388]

i know a faster way to get silent assassin

[strp00ner57]

@antonio35388 Cool Story Bro.

[the666SEEKER]

2:08 damn funny

[GidbinN7]

You forgot the suitcase

[SPORE11165]

the way i did this was walk on stage fucking hit the guy with a claw hammer and shoot the other guy and just run out hehe

[Random4Clips]

@SPORE11165 same the first time i played it xD

SMG shoot everyone and leave

[MrGamerman111]

The hitman blood money theme is so relaxing

[dayham09]

i shot the actor and the dude in the balcony in one shot through stomach to face behind the stage

[dayham09]

1.536 blew 29 SKYFUCKINGHIGH

[SimonTaabbel]

29 people should be blown sky fucking high !

[ColonelH58]

I seriously have no idea how you pulled this off.

Tried your methods and I still get the 1 Witness -_-"

[Oblivior9]

Youre just great!! 

[grimmjownl]

walk in throw a fuckin' mine on the stairs equip your detinator push the fucking button and blow everyone SKY FUCKIN' High ....... Yeah!!!!

EPIC!!!!!

[happyfeetful]

i can say one thing i got SA without doing this! i did the sniper and got SA want to know why u get caught while doing the sniper its bcz theres a actor that points at u so u have to hurry out of there

[drewajv]

Love the repeated joke... Let's blow this place skyfuckin HIIGGH, YEH.

[FreebozCC]

lol 2:40 - 3:10 was what I used to do all the time back then when I was still small... Haha good memories. That was before I knew about the wonders of the internet though

[mrroto789]

I finish this mission in 5:45 minutes with the range silent assasins

[Combiner81]

WHITE BREAD

[AnonJl1]

I always like the blowing sky fucking HIGH! YEAH! bits.

[ObeseSkipper]

this is so fucking funny

do this for the next hitman xD

[muffin8or123]

2:38

He died when you pushed him down 1 stair? Is he 80 or something...?

[TheMpo1986]

sky fuckin HIGHHHH *rock music* lol

[hupg1]

that woman that fell has the nulvoid up her skirt.

[SSAJacobsen]

Dude, REALLY impressive lets plays! Nice going!

[MetallicaGreenday502]

i can never find my fucking way to switch the gun in this level, or set the bomb. or get to the way to drop the chandiler

[Danpcz]

you could put subtitles on your videos

there are a few things I can't understand D:

and yeah.. this game is funny xD

[SwintzHD]

29 cockheads went SKY FUCKING HIGH!!!!!!!!!

[SillyMusic97]

29 People don't like SKY FUCKING HIGH! YEAH!

[hasse951]

How You speed up and the sounds speed are at normal speed ? :O

[SillyMusic97]

@hasse951

He is commenting everything after he edited the video.

[Samman138]

I tried this so many times and failed so then i just went in shot the actor and the guy on the ledge thing and got out of there

[iderhornet80]

To bad the guy tripped down the stairs....... ;)

[higoku]

I found a even faster way of killing both targets in less than 20 seconds.Start the mission with the WA2000 in the special suitcase, get the WWI pistol, get the janitor disguise. Wait behind the stage and equip both the WA2000 and WWI pistol at the same time. Shoot the actor when the moment is appropriate, immediately after that switch to your sniper and snipe the ambassador in the same backstage. Pack your rifle, run back to the bathroom to get your spiffy suit, and exit.

Silent Assassin.

[LukeThaDuke1337]

So tell me, what do you do when you visit a theater. Do you walk in, take your jacket off, get a drank and have a chat with someone? Or do you walk in, throw a fucking mine on the stairs, equip your detonator, push the fucking button, and blow everyone sky fucking HIGH!! bwananananana yeahhhhh.

[Jokken111]

this video are funny tbh :D

[Jerraider84]

28+ people were game witnesses

[Kesonjeta]

@Jerraider84 One person cant post a good comment :D

[dayham09]

@Jerraider84 32*

[lazyargos]

great now i have to buy this game thanks dude

[Blackpuffle11]

Your hilarious

[ProblmSolvd]

Probably my fave mission in blood money =D

Just because of all the possible ways to do it :3

[Crazypieceoshiz]

The boom did fall where it was supposed to. if you have 2 mines you can take out both targets with accidents.

[viper9172]

i like the way the guards speck (high pitched) :D

[therow0721]

Dude your a fucking legend

[notverycomplicated1]

1:47 the compass says NES

[bettybop1991]

your hilarous

[EmbracedGaming]

Fuck Yeaah Aussie Reppin:)

[6425gorda]

I used the slower method,but lucky me i was very patient. And it's much easier and i didnt figure out any of the missions in blood money,i watched your let's plays of this game and i havent beaten the 5th mission (i downloaded it 2/3 days ago,and i downloaded the RIP of the game,not the full game.)

[TPBXDRicky420]

Didnt watch the full video when I posted my last comment -_- uhhhh.

[TPBXDRicky420]

You could also go to the left and go the the bathroom. There is a guy in there taking a piss. Sedate him and there is even a box to stuff his body in two feet away!

[MrRichardo23]

Lol. Blame it on the shitty buffering. I didn't know he mentioned it :3

[Jakethemancool62]

this really isent a lets play, it more of a walkthrough....

[theleosanjaya]

I never get bored watching these videos

[TheDefiantWookie]

I did everything you said and still get a witness

[Ndcrocks]

you sound like Wheatly from Portal 2..... and i love Wheatly :3

[mimikawaii7386]

You're fucking hilarious lol. no wonder.. you're brit

[Tjorvz1]

@mimikawaii7386 He's Australian.