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  • I got here from "drunkest guy ever" wtf!

  • How the hell did Obama get a PEACE prize ?? -___-

  • @TheSouthernGenevieve He's black, end of story. And if you find fault with the logic of giving the guy a peace prize for being black, then prepare to be called "racist." Lol, America.

  • @Swiley11780

    I'd rather live in the US, than the genocidal nation you inbred Limeys call home.

  • @youbetterbelievehah I live in the USA and our "culture" is a joke. We need to eliminate political correctness and "left-ism" in general.

  • @Swiley11780

    You're not from the US, that's obvious. You have no idea what our culture is. Also, political correctness is worse in the UK. You're a fool if you think it's only in the US. Now take your ignorance and shove it, coward. Don't sit here and act like, simply because you're capable of typing/voicing your idiotic opinion, that it becomes more than just your own worthless opinion.

  • @youbetterbelievehah The UK is farther down the road to cultural "suicide-by-muslim" and immigrant apocalypse, but we are on the same path. PC and multi-culti = the end of western civilization. There MIGHT be time to turn it around for the USA if we stop islamic immigration and cease with the race politics, but I don't think we will.

  • Also, how am I a coward? I stated my case plainly and openly, knowing it would be unpopular, for all to see. Truth is rarely going to make friends in the PC environment. 

  • Congratulations, Mr. Sparkle, on being awarded the Nobel Prize for Lying about Peace.

    Wow, you're some juggler -- juggling all those wars at once, including your war against Freedom.

  • The NO BALLS piece prize - We have a cure for insanity there is none for stupidity - A war monger invader wins again.

  • "Why they give peace prizes to pussies?"

    Might be the funniest line in RSU history.

  • Who cares about obama, blaming him for the wars is like blaming ronald te macdonald for a bad hamburger!!!

  • Obama should get the oscar as best actor in the government.

  • after Obama win peace prize and i thought he deserve it , but then again i wait , i wait , i wait AND I WAIT and nothing happen . And i think peace prize is a joke

  • @zzyzx0788 four words, get the $&@# out.

  • I dont think Obama deserved the Nobel Prize (hell he doesn't seem to think he did either). I do find it hilarious that got the award for pretty much not being Bush (at least in terms of rhetoric)

  • @guesmith wow you are one dense individual... I guess you don't understand the meaning of satire do you?

  • Stop WHITE genocide

    Google Horus the Avenger White Rabbit Radio to see how you can help!

  • I live in Alabama and this is exactly how people sound :P

  • Fuck u 2 dumbass hillbillies. If I was a republican I'd shoot myself when I seen 2 inbred red nex reppin the republican idiots. Obama has had 1 of the most toughest jobs cleanin up 8 years of G. W.'s fuck ups. and he caught Bin Laden, sumthing no1 was able 2 do n 22years. Suck on that u dumb fuck racist ass peckerwood repubblicans

  • Anyone who doesn't immediatley recognize that this is anti-conservative satire probably should stay out of politics all together.

  • Obama is the unique Black Jew Warrior. He can´t be a Peace Nobel Price.

  • You guys are gifted.

  • It's funny because Obama's "defense" budget is more expensive and deadly than Bush's.

  • Wow a Nobel Peace prize for what? Race-baiting in every debate? Condoning sodomy? Bankrupting America? Record black and hispanic unemployment? Obama will go down as the worst US President ever.

  • @BlackRepublican2010 Bankrupting America and record unemployment. Remember that budget surplus, low unemployment rate and warless America Bush inherited from Clinton? Obama didnt that luxury. And condoning sodomy? Grow the fuck up you religious nutjob

  • It s peter griffin!

  • its cuz hes black if they dont give him it its racist....

    this world needs an anarchy for a week and see how that helps xD

  • @MrMeineNamen "an anarchy" lolz

  • President Carter got the peace prize too. You know Obama was nominated for the Nobel Peace prize twelve days after taking office. Upon acceptance of winning it, Obama was praised by the committee, "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy". . They also gave the peace prize to Yasser Arafat, the leader of the PLO, the best known terrorist organization on the globe. This is like giving it to David Duke, the former Grand Wizard of the KKK.

    .

    Allen West 2012

  • hahaha funny & true

    wow thats almost like my uncle Bubbas last date

  • "here you go, T-ball team, I wanna encourage you to do a real good job this year, so here's a FIRST PLACE trophy!"

    funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • This is some ignorant shit. Anyone that talks like this needs to take the cock out of their mouth and go back to fucking school.

  • I agree... OBAMA rocks !!!!

  • These guys make more sense than Obama and his entire cabinet.

  • @incrediblehulkmovies hahaaha you fucking idiot

  • @guatemala1313 Takes one to know one, Jackoff.

  • Jiu Xiaobo honestly deserves the prize, unlike the scumbag Obama who just sat on his lazy, incompetent black butt in luxury. For accepting the prize, Obama shows himself to be the sniveling little coward that he is. How low can this piece of fungus go?

  • @wildetaube If you won a Nobel Peace prize for jacking off in your room everyday youd accept it, give me a break.

  • inhale you fat fuck, it seriously annoys me.

  • This is no accident that you are a chronic liar, an instigator, and a wedgie master etc. These are the fundamental characteristic qualities of Lucifer and are reflected on your character.

    Lucifer does not exhibit these characteristic merely because of contest, but it is in fact in his very nature. He is bad to the bones and so are his followers Jews.

    The only way humanity can get some relief from this evil is by having Lucifer locked up in the Hell and by removing Jews from power.

  • satire? meh, even if it's not it's still hilarious. XD

  • you guys know ...what is a Nobel piece of the price?

  • Hehe, the way they say Peace.

    Nobel Piss Prize :)

  • jackie reminds me of a combination of my grandpa and my great uncle frank XD

  • "thats like the mount rushmore of shut the hell up". - awesome

  • yeah lets give one the BUSH cuz he has done so much for US and the world.!!!!!!!!

  • @wisdommusic1 Bush wasn't even mentioned in this video. so what's your point? I can guess that you're probably one of those people who voted for Obama and whenver someone says something bad about him, you revert straight back to BUSH and how bad he was, well sorry to break it to you but Bush was crap and he isn't even president anymore, Obama is, and if Obama says something, and does something, it is Obama's fault.

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  • You can tell this was an affirmative action Peace Price since they cut the standards right out

  • I believe President Obama genuinely wants peace from the bottom of his heart. Some of these responses are disparaging a very complex situation. I remember how inspiring his first weeks in office were, and how much energy he put into expressing a spirit that aspires to enhancing global harmony.

  • @DrMickaelleDougherty well he hasn't done crap and when are country needs a good leader the most

  • @DrMickaelleDougherty Yes i remember how inspiring his first weeks were also. Oprah and Jesse's tears of deliverance were so touching. Obama has brought peace to his new Empire.

  • -The Nobel peace prize is a joke !

  • mount rushmore of shut the hell up

  • 2 losers XD

  • Are we just resentful that no Repubublican, conservative President of the United States has even been considered in the last 50 years? Let's not criticise those who have won. Let's question those who have not won, why they did not deserve the honor. It's obvious, isn't it? At least it is to those of us who can think with our minds, and not with the certain part of our bodies that we sit on, like these two idiots!

  • @mjdinger Buddy.... Carter did nothing, Obama got it for telling everyone they're a winner, and Yassir Arafat got it for deciding not to blow civilians up anymore. PLEASE give me a reason that the Peace Prize has any meaning left. They could have given it to a man who saved a baby from a fire; he earned the prize more than a HOPE slogan would. This isn't even on a political basis; very few people lately deserve the Nobel Peace Price. The board are a bunch of idiots

  • @mjdinger

    President Carter got the peace prize too. You know Obama was nominated for the Nobel Peace prize twelve days after taking office.  The committee praised his "extraordinary efforts for international relations".

    .

    They also gave the peace prize to Yasser Arafat, the leader of the PLO, the best known terrorist organization on the globe. This is like giving it to David Duke, the former Grand Wizard of the KKK.

  • @Twilightifyable Yes he never did a thing to earn it

  • @mjdinger What exactly did Obama do to deserve it?

  • obama sucks !

  • Seems talking about peace is enough to win an award for it nowadays

  • Nobel Peace Prize Winner Reserves Right To Launch Nuclear First Strike!

  • Nah Obama got the prize for not being George W. Bush

  • I love how their funny but they know what they are talking about at same time

  • Normally i don't agree with hillbillies =D but I agree lol!

  • Obama has lied about everything. Be SURE to see the youtube video called "The Obama Deception."

  • Reckneck Power xD

  • yes so sad peace prize should go to people with a peaceful mind like Aung Sun Su Kyi and Nelson Mendler .

  • The prize lost what it stood for when Henry Kissinger won it. Its been awarded to assholes ever since then.

  • "Obama, Carter and Gore..thats like the Mt. Rushmore of shut the hell up"

    LMFAO

  • Guys, you are a riot! This one will be a classic! A True riot, killer, awesome!

  • why did they have to get ridiculous with the swordfighting comments, the entire thing was actually meaningful until they had to rip on themselves to "lighten the mood"

  • Now, the blacks think that Obama is going to get them FREE Healthcare. Much to their surprise, the current bill is going the MAKE them pay for Healthcare. If they don't then they'll get fined. LOL!

  • taskmaster can you define to me what universal healthcare means just tell me

  • @TaskmasterX Hey dumb ass, last time I checked, blacks weren't one big wale that has one big brain. Not all blacks like Obama and we sure as hell didn't think he was gonna give us anything for FREE. To be honest I hate the little mulatto fuck. He's just another Illuminati whore ready to take it in the ass for the Fed Reserve. Wise up, dipshit.

  • @midnight1demo...... illuminiti is not real o.0

  • @DramaIama wow you're a sheep. Many ppl would of said the same thing about the Italian mafia. They kept things under wraps for 100s of years and made profits that rivaled GM & Ford. John Gottyi was their fall. You're sound asleep right now so you only hear what your master wants you to hear. He speaks to you via TV aka the idiot box. Enjoy.

  • It's funny how people that disagree with Obama on the issues & his winning the Peace Prize are called racists. I'm Anglo & live in Miami where a majority are hispanic, yet on the news today, it showed the line of people waiting for free toys for the Toys for Tots were 99% blacks. When we had a hurricane & free supplies were being given out, again the majority are black. Whenever someone's giving away things for free, expect the blacks to show up in droves. This isn't racist, It's cold, hard FACT

  • thank u u have the guts to say things people are too scared to say but know are true

  • Yes but ... They give away free methadone in my mom's church basement and all the people in line for free methadone were WHITE!

  • DUDE! THEY ARE ACTORS! They are from LA,. those are not real southern accents! people have been wanting peace for years. many other politicians have gotten wanted peace, and told them the country their plans and never got an award! They are just saying WAIT until he makes peace before you give him the freaking award!

  • Where did you read or how do you know they're actors from LA? I'm from NC and I know a fake accent from a real one. Jackie sounds like he is for real. If he's from LA, he learned it from a real southerner or listened to tapes. I watched one of their other vids and he called the movies a "picture show". Growing up, that's what most folks called it from my "neck of the woods". If he was from LA, I don't know if he would know what a "picture show" is.

  • JUST LOOK ON THEIR CHANNEL! about their best episodes! the guy that plays jakie, is from tenn. but they are both in l.a. right now, working as actors! I am from GA. i am a southerner as well! they are very good at what they do! just look on their website.!

  • Thanks gothgirl16!! Duh, I should have looked. I just looked at it and read it. Jackie reminds me of my home folks.

  • your welcome! I know, i swear Jackie reminds me of some of the folks that come to the family reunion!

    :D

  • frankshado, They originally recorded their show in NC then moved to CA when they started becoming big. It was on CNN.

  • A good analogy to Obama winning the peace prize would be the Miss America pageant. Even tho Ms. Illinois (Obama) and Ms. Texas (Bush) are blundering through the contest and Ms. Florida is the obvious winner (the nominee of the Peace Prize that should have won), the judges give the crown to Ms. Illinois simply because she said "Texas Sucks!".

    Not only does this shaft Ms. Florida, but it delegitimizes the Prize.

  • u guys are awesomme

  • Is this a April Fools joke? Someone playing games? Because of this man's direct orders 33 thousand troops been sent to afghanistan to mutilate innocent women and children over drugs and oil...he should of got the Nobel War Prize and if we are giving every Tom, Dick and Harry a prize we might as well give one to Hitler for his great contribution to the scientific community, what a joke!

  • No one likes obama anymore. I never did. I might of if i was black. hehe i remember when i was at work a girl said she was gonna vote for him and i said y..and she said the most smartest thing that touched my heart. She said. "Becuz he blak". I love ignorance.

  • Just goes to show you, that Academy Awards and the Nobel Peace Prize don't mean SHIT anymore.

    Who REALLY gives a shit anyway. The elites just go around giving each other awards, like we give a crap.

  • HAHAHA! This is funny and oh so true.

  • Obama got a Nobel Peace prize because he's black. Thats fucked up.

  • No, he got a peace prize for not being Bush.

  • What about me?

    Im not Bush either..

  • You're also not president.

  • U hadnt mentioned that b4..

  • Jackie and Dunlap are fat and stupid.

    Vote NDP

  • Vote for a independent.

  • haha, oh republicans.

  • How long before Charles Manson gets the Nobel Peace Prize?

  • Look at these fuckin redneck bastards!!!! (LMAO) How fuckin funny!!

  • "Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea... ......"Hell I don't know where I want to vacation first!!" ............Dies of laughter.

  • LMFAO Hilarious.

  • Hillarious!

  • fucking idiots!

    Dumb people are losers in America but stand up to heil at the rich fuhrers and corporate americas freedom to persue profit at everybodys (their) expense.

    And faith in any good lord hasn't changed any of that has it? FOOLS!

  • i dont know why he's getting it either...

  • I think the reasons for him getting it are the shutting down of Guantanimo, The change back to not using torture, and the call out to enemies for negotiation. Right, it hasn't been that much, but it has been extremely popular change of course from the past 8 years. The new stance on diplomacy is well received by allies and adversaries alike. His speech addresses the obvious point that critics will bring up- diplomacy is not a weakness- diplomacy does not mean lack of strength.

  • But they nominated him before he did all that.

  • Don't forget other nobel prize winners:

    Yasser Arafat

    Mohammed El Baredei

    Jimmy Carter (put the Ayatola in power in Iran)

  • Ayatolah Khoemeini had his position before Carter got into politics. Where did you get the idea that Carter "installed" a muslim religious leader? The U.S. did install the Shaw, but that was in the 1950's

  • Uhmm, you guys wheren't even funny.

    Update: Iraq and Afganistan wars are Bush legacies. Obama is just trying to clean up the mess. Is not going to be cleaned up from one day to the next. Not even in a year. If you think so, you don't understand the situation on the ground. The mess Bush created. (they should give him an M-16 and have him go fix it.)

  • oh really and by clean up the mess you mean sending an addtional 30,00 troops over there HMMMMMM and the only "legacy" as you spek of belongs to osama and alquir asima or whatever the fuck his name is

  • God Bless Obama.

    May the devil fuck Bush and his nasty family to dead.

  • u rigth

  • @Bynkers83 fuck obama

  • fuck your mother :)

  • Sounds kinky good luck with that.

  • Nobel Peace Prize is for Obama????!!!!

    hey guys can you tell me please for whom the Literature one.... maybe it is for those who burned the Library of Alexandria in 7th century...

    regards from Argentina

  • Why do you begrudge Obama his prize? Can't you be proud of him, of his efforts and above all of your own country? Or does it seem to you that America and the world is on the wrong track? Compared to 2000-2008. You should absolutely read the arguments of the committee, which you haven't done of course. I find your limtited view of things abominable and shameful. People like you are continuously dividing your own country. Is that what America is supposed to be?

  • this reminds of the taylor swift/kanye west incident, but on a hire scale: the white americans represent west, while obama represents swift. what a sad and hateful country

  • yea, the West and Swift incident can't be compared to this. This "sad and hateful country" that you speak of has helped more of the world than any other country in the history of time. You have a lot to learn about the United States my friend.

  • america is also the most racist country in the world. if a white pres. can destroy the whole country in nearly a decade, and not get 400% death threats, tea bagging protesters and even prosecuted but then this intelligent black guy comes in and get shot down for everything he did do, didnt do and have yet to do in only a year by mostly white americans, then thats not only verbal and mental assassination but also disgraceful racist hatred. if not you tell me what it is.

  • It sounds like you are trying to blame everything on racism which is not the case. Is there racism? Yes, everywhere. But racism plays a very small role. Maybe you should see how the president has tripled our debt in less than a term, and has spent more than any other president in history. You just trying to blame racism is irrational and blatantly ignorant.

  • you sound ignorant if you say he trippled the debt without yourself realizing middle school logic. he had no choice but to through money out to do a huge cleanup job that the last admin. left behind. do he get credit for it? hell no. do bush get credit for leaving the mess? hell no. if you think that he could have fixed it for free, your not only stupid but naive. if you have a better alternative then tell me. he did leave himself open for ideas. everyones an expert, but dont want to help. why?

  • no bush did not as you think single handedly cause all this debt this war hasnt been uber expensive only about 1 trillion as compared to the other 56 what caused it is the american oublic buying what they cant afford and not paying theyre bills thus causing the banks to have a mass fallout also these stimulus bills arent doing jack

  • @JuliusCeasar223 Perhaps you don't have a REAL concept of what a trillion dollars really is? How do you figure that $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 isn't a lot of money? Our GDP (look it up) was $14,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0, at the end of 2008. We've spent almost the same as the GDPs of Canada or Mexico; or ALL of the rest of the countries of South America COMBINED. You can check the CIA Factbook for 2008, if you want to do the math.

  • @citizenzombie,

    you appear to be mistaken with what a "trillion" is. it is one followed by 12 zeros, 1e12, or 10^12. represented in full format it is 1,000,000,000,000. it is also the same as one million-million.

    it'd be futile to argue with me on this matter. i'd suggest just accepting it. it is, though a lot of money...

  • Not confused, just a typo. That was "sextillion" or 10^21 power. A mistake.The point, and facts, remain the same... just chop off some zeroes. The main response had to do with the fact that A trillion dollars is a lot of money.

  • Don't assume that everyone wants/needs an outlet to argue.Your suggestion was unnecessary. I mistakenly transposed the 12 and 21. Most people make mistakes. Perhaps this is an experience you haven't encountered in life. Lucky you. Why does everyone on the Internet present themselves as genius, especially on YouTube? The futility is in trying to explain that you're really not that important. I do hope, however, that by correcting my mistake you felt better about yourself. I'm glad I could help.

  • cant you see i was looking at it in comparison not in the amount itself i was comparing it to 56 trillion key words "as compared to" quit taking shit out of context

  • I'm sorry? What context did I take it out of, other than YOUR comment?

    Your exact words were:

    "this war hasnt been uber expensive only about 1 trillion"

    Perhaps I'm missing something?

    Here's and idea, stop posting OUT OF CONTEXT and I'll have nothing to take from it. Deal?

  • further more if you dont think theres a racial bias on fox news along with rush limbaugh and the grass root tea baggers then your either blind and def, trying to ignore and down play whats going on or just with them and straight up lying.

  • What's a hire scale?

  • everybodies an expert, few can handle being a president.

  • I believe this two guy are only jealous that Barack Obama is the president. He already said that he doesn't think he deserves the Nobel Prize!!! but it will be really bad if he rejected it!! The only one to blame id the really old folks from the Novel commite that don't know whoelse the can give this award to...

  • lol

  • ... considering how bad the American education system has degraded...

  • I have a little chuckle inside toward those of you that think this is something other than hilarious satire.

  • Didn't win New Jersey. Didn't win Virginia, although Obama said these parasites were his hand chosen candidates. The insecticide is being sprayed, Obama and his cocroches are going down.

  • I think we should give Rush Limbaugh the nobel peice prize! Rush is the MAN!

  • Right!

    Lets give the Nobel Peace prize to the inventors of Weopons of Mass Destruction!

    Or those that repeated WMD and the word Terrorist for 8 years.

    Do any good Republicans come to mind?

  • you do know that Mr. Nobel inventied dynamite right?

  • This isn't about political parties...it's about winning when you haven't done anything yet.

  • Man if we gave these peace prizes to idiots, shoot you could get one too.

  • Sure plenty of Republicans were repeating lies of WMDs and the War On Terror.

    What you ignore, is Democrats did too, and DEMOCRATS DID TOO.

    We have an entirely corrupt Federal government, where we have a 1 party system that absolutely sucks, and a bunch of idiots that still thinks that two labels of the same can of shit means the can contains different shit.

    Americans, you deserve this awful government, because you're too fucking lazy to do the minimal research on candidates before you vote.

  • i love these guys. He didn't deserve it...whatever he did

  • The mistake is that oil should not control politics.

  • He's not even smoking that cigarette... why spill a good smoke like that :(

  • greatest nation on Earth....God bless America and Israel.

  • its really fucked up whed the red-necks are right....

  • "As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, but that America gave him the White House based on the same credentials." - - Newt Gingrich

  • Newt Gingrich is also a huge hypocrite. He tried to impeach Clinton for having an affair and called him immoral. The whole time he was also having an affair.

  • So tell me what I don't know... what does it matter.. hypocrite or not, what he said is the truth.. Who cares about the past.. I'm talking now.

  • @bertski909-Let me correct you about the impeachment business-Clinton was NOT impeached because he had an affair--he was impeached because he LIED under oath: i.e.-he perjured himself, which is a crime.

    Get the facts straight, please.

    Have a good day.

  • Still, the point was that Newt was one of the loudest voices and acted so outraged over what happened yet he was doing it the whole time.

  • @bertski909--Yes, I honestly understand what your point is. It is a constant source of irritation to me, however, when it is thrown around that Clinton was impeached because of his personal life. Since Hillary thinks it's fine that he cheated on her publicly, it's ok with me, haha. Clinton committed what is a crime in the USA judicial system, and THAT is why he was punished (impeached)-though he lucked out when the Senate didn't convict him. They could have removed him from office.

  • AndrewDeLong,

    Thats the most stupid thing ive ever heard. If you think this is everything a conservative stands for you, you are seriously retarded (sorry, democratic.) Everything they say is true. Obama is too much of a narcissist to turn down an award he didnt deserve. Im sure all you liberals are loving that 600000000 dollar stimulous waste of time. Hows that for the change you were expecting?

  • :38 was worth 5 stars!

  • SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE... Decisions OBAMA MADE to win THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! obama when asked "will you defend America from Iran's missiles?" obama's "DECISION"? "NO!" obama when asked "what if you found out that Bin Laden was in Pakistan?" obama's "DECISION"? "SO WHAT!" obama when asked, "will you send Hilary to ease the tensions with Israel?" obama's "DECISION" "HELL NO!" obama when asked "will you let people read your foreign policies?" obama's "DECISION" "NO!"
  • SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE... Decisions OBAMA MADE to win THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! obama when asked "you say you opposed the War in Iraq, so how did you vote?" obama's "DECISION" "NOT PRESENT" obama when asked by McCrystal "will you send more troops?" obama's "DECISION" "MIC ..WHO?" obama when asked, "will you refrain from apologizing for America?" obama's "DECISION" "NO" obama when asked "what MORE will you do to promote world peace" obama's "DECISION" "NOTHING... NOW!
  • If The Great Charlatan had any dignity, he would have graciously thanked the Norwegians for their "gesture", and politely refused it in favor of someone who has actually done something to deserve it--and there are many. His unparalleled egotism and narcissism, in accepting the award, has cheapened it, such that it means nothing-IF it ever did.

  • Thanks for sending me this video, it was great, these guys were hilarious but everything they said is true. Obama is a joke and didn't deserve that award, it's a disgrace that he was "awarded" it.