BATTLE OF BALANCE - Sumotori Dreams - (Part 4)

[405blazaa]

omg funny



[zachomen99]

3:32 Green: LERROOOOY jeENKKIINSSS

[minecrafthero143]

he can curse all he wants

[pizzacatfish]

MOAR....... and its ok to swear

[MrDahot1]

Dont stop cursing.

[TheDreamtheater56]

green guy went try hard at the end lmao

[MegaKratos234]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Thats allI hear.

[noblemile]

1:00 for the WTF!?flip

[23Birdman13]

man you cuz literally like every other word lol. no hate. just sayin

[TheNZRugby]

SAINT VICIOUS FROM CLG?

[TheNZRugby]

I love your cursing :)

[azuritereaction]

@thisisaspartensworld no

[randombadger899]

@thisisaspartensworld no

[shadowcharizard10]

@thisisaspartensworld you just got served

[mr13austind]

@thisisaspartensworld he is right you better stop cursing its getting anoying and your vewers are gonna get annoyd

[azuritereaction]

@mr13austind haha no

[mrepikwin]

@azuritereaction LOL you are boss man

[LizardSander]

@mr13austind I bet none of his viewers are getting annoyed, and if they are, too bad, cursing is pretty much a part of our daily lives

[angeldog02]

@thisisaspartensworld you kind of people are dumb. the more you ask hes never gonna stop, not everything has to be the way you want it.

[TheZombieman365]

i subscribed because of this



[llabtoof91]

OMG I Laughed my ass off when the green dude RAGED at the end! like, "Fuck you game" !!

[JerBeezeThaGuy]

what map is this? is the map for download?

[Xxeroz1009]

You swear alot D:

[azuritereaction]

@Xxeroz1009 there are many people i know that swear far, far more than I do

[Xxeroz1009]

@azuritereaction Yet still i think you swear alot :P

[nonnou97]

@azuritereaction like me!

[AudioBox145]

@azuritereaction When are you gonna start doing sumotori deams again

[Sihgilanu]

@azuritereaction The cast of Jersey Shore.

[MegaKratos234]

Does he curse or say something vulgar every other sentence? Shessh dude control yourself.

[azuritereaction]

@MegaKratos234 Actually, I don't. You might want to get your hearing checked, lol. If you like exaggerating, then sure, it's every other sentence, but no, in reality it's not.

[TmStorm96]

You just sound like a little bitch, yeah cussing is cool and all but your voice + mindless speech impediment cursing = you sound like a little bitch.

[azuritereaction]

@TmStorm96 I took one look at your recent youtube activity and saw the hypocrisy, decided to end the comment there

also the only people who call others "little bitches" seriously nowadays are people on jersey shore and the WWE, and while I like Botchamania (but definitely not jersey shore), you're in neither of those groups so please stop trying so hard to fit in, thanks

[TmStorm96]

@azuritereaction "What the fuck was that? That was a fucking dick suck thats what that was." Is that you trying to be funny or is that how you actually converse others..? And by little bitch I generally meant you sound like an angry prepubescent child after being kicked in the throat

[azuritereaction]

@TmStorm96 that's actually how I, my parents, my cousins, my grandparents, my uncles, my aunts, my co-workers, and my friends converse with others, yes. so no, it's not trying to be funny lol, and it's not tourettes, or any other condition, it's the fact that none of us connotate cursing with negativity.

it's just a way to exclaim something strongly.

the funny thing is, i can almost guarantee i'm older than you, too lawl, so yeah "little bitch" is still a very tryhard term

[TmStorm96]

@azuritereaction Oh no I don't think cuss words are negative. And yeah, i use them to exclaim something strongly too. But, the "strength" of the word goes out of use when every sentence has fucking cock shit nig nag in it. It just makes you sound like a tool. So, you and your whole family, are a bunch of tools. "Little bitches" if you will. And thats cool if you are older than me, good for you. I care. Lots of <3. Tell your parents i congratulate them for making babies before mine

[azuritereaction]

@TmStorm96 yeah, i don't think i said cock, nor did i say nig nag, and every sentence doesn't have a curse word in it, you're exaggerating it pretty much.

also, if you think you can quantify a person's personality based off how they act on a video meant for entertainment that lasts less than 4 minutes, you're going to have a hard time with people in the real world, sorry to say: first (and second and third) impressions are almost always inaccurate.

your arguments need work, lol

[TmStorm96]

@azuritereaction At least it doesnt sound like my balls where chemically castrated when I was 13, same can't be said for you though. And good job bringing a girl on your video, were you trying to make yourself look cooler or are you really that bad with women the best you can do is get them to watch you play a game? And I'm glad you actually bother to reply to hate comments, lets me know you truly get offended by what people say on the internet. My dick got the late night fee yo dick got the hiv

[azuritereaction]

@TmStorm96 so I started reading, saw "where" instead of "were" on something where you can fix what you write.

then i saw that you have no concept of actually having female friends, which is just sad. you can be friends with women without trying to "be cool", lol.

(p.s. she's been a gamer since she was a kid, see why assuming is bad?)

I reply to hate comments because my subscribers love seeing me absolutely rip shoddy arguments apart. :)

and just wow at your last sentence. just wow

[GingerCab]

@azuritereaction Fucking destroyed his ass.

[TmStorm96]

@azuritereaction Haha rip arguments apart ehh? Honestly hard to do that over text, anybody can take however long they want to think of something to come back with... and its lolz that people still reply to me, I didn't actually expect you to reply about how "not a little bitch" you are and now everybody is on my dick about anything i say here. And people still think I'm playing to hurt feelings when I quote lyrics from a song, everybody who still thinks i care is challenged a bit

[yodudes567]

@TmStorm96 I'm pretty sure anywhere you go if you say something bad about something alot of people will be on your ass. Just give up, no one gives a shit if you quote lyrics from a song, i can do that all day, but i dont. Ya know why? Cause no one gives a rats ass about it. And if you dont care then why do you still reply? Your just a troll sir, a dirty dirty troll.

[TmStorm96]

@yodudes567 Hey good for you! You figured it out about halfway, i reply because I troll not because I care. Good for you. You are 50% smarter than half the people here

[GingerCab]

@TmStorm96 It isn't trolling if no one thinks it's funny.

[azuritereaction]

@TmStorm96 you're still replying: if you were doing it "to troll" as you said above, you really need to work on your trolling skills, because good trolls actually come up with seemingly solid, rational, logical arguments, that get people to rage and so forth.

bad trolling is just throwing random crap out there that has no real basis, and that's what you were doing, so yeah, gotta work on that lol

[TmStorm96]

@azuritereaction Hmm i don't think you know trolling very well, trolling is to get reaction, seemed to have work i got you and a few of your butt buddies non stop replying to me. Really the only thing that is aimed towards me in your nonstop rambling on and on is "you got to work on that lol lawl lol." But you know what still confuses me, in the above video you sound like a retarded prick cursing mindlessly but when you comment, you try to sound so logical, now look who is trying to fit in hmm..

[azuritereaction]

@TmStorm96 considering i've been on the internet since '92, i'm pretty sure i know what trolling is, lol.

also, it's not "trying" to sound logical or fit in, see, here it goes with the poor trolling again: it's called entertainment, do you really think most people would be entertained if i logically dissected everything like i'm doing in these comments, in my videos?

not sure if you understand being able to take things non-seriously and then logically in different situations, but...

[TmStorm96]

@azuritereaction lol you call entertainment "what the fuck was that? that was a fucking dick suck thats what that was." Thats entertainment? Really? Wow. Thats fucking hilarious. Well maybe I should start acting like a tool and more people would like me. I'm such a fag lol lawl bitch slut cotton headed niggy muggins. Lmao Douche nozzle cunt forest

[azuritereaction]

@TmStorm96 i'm going by the likes to dislikes, the number of positive comments on this video, and the views, so yes, to some people, this is factually entertainment.

also, half of what you said consisted of racial terms, which i've never used, nor have i ever used sexual preference in a demeaning or negative way in my videos, so good job at poorly trolling again!

(p.s. you realize at this point i'm just going to continue to reply to these for entertainment value right)

[TmStorm96]

@azuritereaction What? No you fucking cunt bitch hameroo. Im going to donkey punch you in your pussy you douche shit sucking faggot. Just eat a bag of dicks and scrape yourself with the innards of a gopher and fuck shit nigger beaner chink whore

[lowercase10]

@TmStorm96 Haha. You've ran out of things to say. It's so funny when trolls get confused and can't say anything that doesn't make the slightest of sense.

[Blinkdawg23]

@azuritereaction Is it possible to get custom maps other people have made? 'Cause.. the default ones are kinda bland. Sorry to bother you, I'm just really curious.

[azuritereaction]

@Blinkdawg23 yeah, a few of them on here were customs

[Awesomeness1I]

@azuritereaction

>being friends with women

>not having sex with them

[azuritereaction]

@Awesomeness1I you can't have sex with some women and be just friends with others? you have to have sex with every single woman you befriend? 0_o

[Awesomeness1I]

@azuritereaction Naw just trollin. Keep up the good work and make these vids longer, I wouldn't mind seeing twenty minutes of you playing this straight!

[jdawg00100]

@TmStorm96 Watch out, we got a badass over here

[madmanadam1]

@TmStorm96 That was weak. Oh so very weak. You need to work on arguments man. They were all shit.

And I like how you went out of your way to say

"bringing a girl on your video, were you trying to make yourself look cooler"

To then say

"My dick got the late night fee yo dick got the hiv"

Grow up dude. Who the fuck would say that? On youtube you'd just get ripped to shit for a retarded ass comment like that.

[TmStorm96]

@madmanadam1 Lol bro calm down bro you mad? I don't know if you guys realize what I'm doing but it is making me laugh like crazy. Glad we are all having fun here.

[madmanadam1]

@TmStorm96 Hmm, an aparant Troll.

Well you need to learn your shit son firstly because, if you are trollin',You don't need to make an argument BACK stating that you are, the only time that is generally accepted is from Troll bait who have been stringing it out for months on end , baiting the trolls to attack them.

Secondly,You're a shit troll purely because over half your arguments sound genuine.

And thirdly,When did you assume I was mad?

merely trying to show you that you're an ass.

[TmStorm96]

@madmanadam1 Because your name is madmanadam. Sorry your name is so misleading i assumed you were angry

[madmanadam1]

@TmStorm96

Wow. Just. Wow. the worlds best comeback right there.

Fuck i've got to make a phonecall to Professor Badass, He's got himself a new student!

[TmStorm96]

@madmanadam1 lolol

[GingerCab]

@TmStorm96 You, sir, are just terrible at "trolling"

[KrazyKrippler]

@TmStorm96 Not sure if you are a troll or just mentally retarded.

[RISEAGAINST0922]

@TmStorm96 lol this is the funniest argument ive read in a long time you are an ok troll but stop to think about what you say and cool it with the racism and you might be good

just a couple tips

[lowercase10]

@TmStorm96 I find arguments funny too. Especially when the person who starts it fails miserably xD

[RISEAGAINST0922]

@TmStorm96 "My dick got the late night fee yo dick got the hiv" are you saying the only action you get you have to pay for?

[JordanTylerDurland]

1:24

Green = Priceless

[Starlynx]

I love how everybody bitches about him cursing, but me and my entire crew are the same way. Bunch of fucking pussies in here.

[MegaKratos234]

@Starlynx Manners and Civility. Ever hear of it? I know comedy is one thing but its unnecessary.

[azuritereaction]

@MegaKratos234 Ever hear of Robin Williams, Lewis Black, George Carlin, among others?

Cursing is only seen as a detriment to "manners" or "civility" because of traditions, so forth: 200 years ago, half the curse words we use today were not seen as vulgar whatsoever, and vice versa. Same goes for clothing, and other behaviors: they all change with the times.

(Plus, I try to respond to comments that are hateful with civility and manners, even if it's not called for.)

[MegaKratos234]

@azuritereaction I was just saying man. But it was annoying. Did you watch your video to at least understand why we are saying you are using unnecessary Vulgar.

[azuritereaction]

@MegaKratos234 I did watch it: I don't think it's too much cursing. I hear that much cursing on a daily basis from most people I associate with or have been around, so...

[MegaKratos234]

@azuritereaction People curse that much on a daily basis? Who are your friends? O_o. Kidding I understand though. It was just weird how much you cursed for no real reason. Thanks for explaining.

[Starlynx]

@MegaKratos234 Sounds like a pussy getting fucked to me. How about you move to Canada and go fishing and talk about fucking sheep or something.

[MegaKratos234]

@Starlynx ??/What? O_o

[rambo7149]

yeah he does curse too much.

[azuritereaction]

@rambo7149 if you're watching video games where people get their heads chopped off, killed in gory ways, and named after one of the most violent movies of all time, cursing should never bother you in any way, shape or form lol

[rambo7149]

@azuritereaction yea fuck thats fucking fine i mean goddamn who shouldnt fucking cuss holy fuck i love fucking cussing because cussing isnt fucking annoying at all so holy fuck cussings fucking awesome.

[azuritereaction]

@rambo7149 What I was getting at is, if you find a person using certain words more offensive than a person getting their head ripped off, shot to death, and squirting blood everywhere...

[rambo7149]

@azuritereaction its not offensive, more annoying cause you overuse certain "swears" it does get annoying using curse words over and over for no reason at all.

[TheFurryFoxSSRG]

theres dem kids QQn about cus'n. gtfo

[KrazyKrippler]

Anybody who complains about his swearing is a little bitch.

[ITSBurgerPT]

god...u curse to much...for no reason...u have a good mic and a normal voice but u surse to much

[HappySkidder]

Dude you need to calm your cursing. I curse too bud the way you do it is just annoying.

[azuritereaction]

@HappySkidder nah

[TodGA1]

Green: I AM HULK!!!

[vgamedude12]

You curse way too much. Cursing doesn't bother me but this is just excessive.

[azuritereaction]

@vgamedude12 not really no

[vgamedude12]

@azuritereaction

Well, didn't mean to offend. Just stating my opinion. Of course I guess some people don't care. Regardless, pretty funny video though.

[ILIKEPOTATOEZ1029]

@azuritereaction you cursed about 35 times. I counted cuz I don't have a life.

[WingsOfEternalXXI]

@azuritereaction Iove you man (no homo) so don't take this the wrong way, but you said "fuck, fucked, fucking" or any other derivative of fuck at least 23 times in the 4 minute period that is this video. It doesn't bother me one bit, and you can't really change you're personality, but you do kind of curse a lot.

[nick13213]

only if there was a black guy in there...

[telekinovice]

hmmm is this a sc2 player? incontrol?

[ib2good2btru]

you do know there are other ways in the english language to express yourself besides repetitive droning of the word "fuck"?

[RavenEpic]

New Youtubers damn auto correct lol

[RavenEpic]

I like finding new hourglass c:

[TehChitara]

"ATE a bag of DICKS"

[minerman63]

drunk people on their way home?

[willcool78]

Lol

[me1st34]

ending was funny!

[chrisalex5498]

Map?!



[KurtzKompany]

nobs 4 lyf

[azuritereaction]

@sordsmen3456 If you think women are so weak and mentally deficient that they have to be talked to in a special way, because they can't handle "vulgar" speech, then I dunno what to tell you, lol this is 2011, not 1901.

By the way, the chick in this? She normally speaks being just as vulgar as I do, the only reason she wasn't is because it wasn't her stream and therefore she was quieter than usual. YouTube search "super mario kart azuritereaction part 3" to see what I mean.

[thebigman4444]

@sordsmen3456 You think of women as people who we have to talk very gentle-like to.They can handle it, and your talking as if they can't.Here you are trying to defend women's rights when all your doing is trying to take them away.Grow up

[daman1063]

@sordsmen3456 and so you decided to shut the fuck up grab a bag of dicks sit down and watch the vid with your family

[klawdzz]

@sordsmen3456 Go eat a bag of dicks... and grow up.

[brodiebrodiebrodie1]

@sordsmen3456 ur a fucking geek stfu

[theDeathstar311]

@brodiebrodiebrodie1 yea

[XpLeZiTDeMoN1]

1:37 a blowjob?o-0

[FlamingDonut2]

But can it blend

[multigirman]

@FlamingDonut2 Wow you cant even say your unoriginal comment right....

[levilee207]

Green: Everything i touch blows up!!!!!!

[tmurphybiz]

lmfao pissed my pants

[jstylin2]

did you but the license



[omegadeathreaper]

Do you get Sumotori off of steam

[GTA1234565432]

Now much MBs is it?

[SuperTheDaRkSiDeR]

u cuss allot

[paclaringbold]

wht game is this

[Soaptaskforce]

@paclaringbold look at the title

[tabbyaboutroots]

3:23 watch green closely - he just falls over, gets back up and hits the shit out of the supporter beam! what a dick

[DeathnoteBB]

I miss sumotori

[SorakuFett]

1:15 best funny force exertion noise ever

[apocalipto225]

BEST DRUNK SIMULATOR EVER xD

[animatedbird]

wheresn part 5

[ajdambrog]

@ExiteUK Wow that worked...

[chrisalex5498]

LMAO

[Nishcabob]

MOAR!!!!!!!!!

[MrBaumer8993]

so funny!

[ZombiePenguin1st]

hey dez you should try "tricky trucks" its kinda like this game and happy wheels where you can make stunts with a truck and stuff..

[ZombiePenguin1st]

@ZombiePenguin1st tricky truck*

[timecluck]

WTF was that?!... that was a fuckin dick suck, is what that was.

[Kimippsen]

How much is the licence?

[tabbyaboutroots]

@Kimippsen $5, iirc

[ArienDjoudat]

WE DEMAND PRELUDE OF THE CHAMBERED!!!

[McGack1]

heart of the cards, id say something like that too :)

[graduator08]

This game is amazinG!!!

[SmorshNG]

Are you going to play Prelude of the Chambered?

[Ayoul]

man, does anyone in this game NOT get their dicks blow off lol

[kevinbomb121]

why do i laugh so much when u play games azur

[Redsoxfannotemo09]

@azuritereaction THANK YOUUU

[Redsoxfannotemo09]

u shud do more happywheels

[azuritereaction]

@Redsoxfannotemo09 i will do more happy wheels

[luckyman999X]

3:31 GREEN GUY JUST FREAKIN TURN INTO fckin HULK!!

[luckyman999X]

tehn again in 1:35 hahahahahah GREEN GUY

[luckyman999X]

1:22 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH goddamn the green guy has freakin trouble walkin hahaha

[TheHrkatmuldsrulz]

DEZMOND

Y U NO UPLOAD MORE LSD

[azuritereaction]

@TheHrkatmuldsrulz there will be more soon :)

[TehSkalias]

Hold foward Dez, you don't fall unless you tap foward or something trips you

[Dampgangertre]

3:32 Green Guy goes: HULK! SMAASH!!

[22bitstudios]

is this a custom level? can you PM me the code for it?:D

[Poodleinacan]

0:28 CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

[SpreadingInsanity]

why do people continue to ask where he streams?

[zanaik]

I STILL AM TRYING to find your LIVESTREAM.

[azuritereaction]

@zanaik i don't currently stream anymore: i won't be streaming again until around 2012

[zanaik]

@azuritereaction aw, thats...disappointing news.

[rocky1233able]

@azuritereaction are going to post video of you playing dead space 1 or 2?

[azuritereaction]

@rocky1233able probably not, to be honest haha

[406sean]

@azuritereaction no point we will be dead by then.......

@406sean no we won't, lol that got proven to be 50 years off one way or the other even if it is true