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  • I own fucking tanks with a knife. You all are newbies for using shooting weapons at all.

  • @Arctisavanger Since when could a knife hurt a tank?

    I know you're stupid, but crazy too?

  • @stargroove4

    I was being sarcastic to the video uploader you dipshit chicken.

  • @Arctisavanger Yes, even trolls live in shit holes like Estonia.

  • @stargroove4

    Estonia is a smaller shithole than usa. You are even too stupid to know whats the difference between european countrys and usa. Knowing how fucked up americans reputations are worldwide, theres realy nothing smart to excpect from you. Im sure your just a nother american whose stupidity brings shame to your fellow countrymen.

    So basicaly knowing you cant counter anything in what i type with actual facts then theres realy nothing left to discuss with you. Bb and grow up.

  • @Arctisavanger Prattle fail. You lose.

  • This video is fucking gay and retarded.

    nade spamming is protection, not noobism. You didn't show the 20 people who come busting through that door, and down the hallway with their own nades flowing, with rockets behind, auto turrets being set up, shields being thrown down, invisible snipers comming with remote explosives, machine guns of every caliber going off...

    So me throwing nades at that particular onslaught has never been noobin'.

    Get lost and please don't play BF3.

  • @stargroove4

    The thing is that the defenders have their aim set on the location of where the attacker will enter. Furthermore the defenders have some cover. While on the other hand the attackers aint got chicken shit. They can get shot down asap when they enter the corridor. If the attackers will use nades then this balances the odds, it gives the attackers the opportunity to advance. So basicaly if the defenders will nade spam like newbies then everything will be out of balance.

  • @Arctisavanger Your head is out of balance.

  • @stargroove4

    I dont see you giving any sentences on countering what i wrote.

    Besides everyone, even a complete moron knows that defending aka camping is craploads of times easier then attacking.

  • @Arctisavanger I don't need to counter some idiot that associates grenade defense from 20 oncomming soldiers with noobism.

    You're just another whiny bitch and should go purchase MW3 and leave strategic defense counter measures to the big boys.

    Noob.

  • @stargroove4

    Dont make me laugh. I have never seen cases during my 3 years of playing 2142 that a group (4+ people) of soliders will enter the corridor at same time. People arent stupid and would wun into the corridor seeing that their teammate got shot down asap.

    Thats not strategic, even a 5 year old can camp their eyeballs out. That is a tactic for newbies who dont know how to shoot and attack.

    Btw since your such a pro, i wana see ur 2142 profile. Mine is Smartass. (with a dot)

  • @Arctisavanger Hey dickhead, my name is Dosdiphor It means Two Die For, meaning, like yesterday, when in 15 seconds I destroyed a gunship, a tank, the pilot, the driver, and 3 soldiers firing at me from 30 feet. I don't know what lies and worlds you live in, but I'm always in a wrecking squad, storming the console corridors. In fact, alot of the times, I'm the cloaked sniper, watching my buddies die all around me as I run past their falling bodies, ignoring the screams to reach the console..BOOM

  • you are the noob :D

  • I've been looking over a lot of the comments people have been placing on this video, and I think some of them are getting near this point:

    The strategies you have listed (not all of them, but a good number of them) aren't n00bish. Most of them are just skills that work, but are very annoying. Spraying is n00bish, but the titan corridor stuff is actually how a lot of people I know quickly rose the ranks in that game. N00bish things don't really get you anywhere.

  • haha this guy is just trollin cus he cant deal with unbeatable tactics. tha answer to all of these: shoot them in the face from a long ways away

  • Wonder why people who camp are called "n00b's"

    Why>? who the hell maked this word?

  • I agree on everything shown in the video, except no1.

    Voss IS a great weapon, easy to handle etc.

    But honestly: A trained guy with a Baur H-AR can easily get a Voss guy down.

  • Some of those ways are really stupid.

    I am a noob by using voss? pretty much owned alots of good players and i just use 5 bulets or less. to kill someone and i use krylov or scar and all the assault weapons

  • you're a noob

  • You say the Voss is a newb weapon and you dont even mention PK rockets. theres a utility for every weapon. When PAC I always run with the kryvlov. But on the EU side, use the voss for tight quarter BAUR for longrange. The SCAR, beeing a good rifle, cannot compet with the kryvlov so you have to take the voss to equalise its firing rate. Even if at mid-long range it blows.

  • this video is stupid, I protect a Titan corridor, no I don't throw its constantly but as soon as I see some one I might. also no one mashes the keyboard, they look around frantically to find the person shooting at them. "Jihad Jeeping" is a perfectly legitimate tactic (By the way Jihads blow themselves up not the car they were in a few seconds ago. spraying... no, however controlled sprays from the hip are fine.

  • @Galient5 thank you for the valued input.

  • Wow, so if we do one of these we're a noob, but you did all of them while making this video. What does that make you :P

  • @saulofwar No one has ever said this to me.

  • Two questions.

    1) Am I a n00b I'm "camping" trying to defend a hallway in the titan (should be said that I do try and press them back out of the titan)

    2) Am I a n00b if I am taking cover inside the hallway in the titan advancing up to the console.

  • @MrFalconfly nah, only if you just lay there and throw grenade after grenade after grenade...

  • OMG the RDX vent campers, the nade spammers, stupid medics, bunny hoppers, rammers, titan gun spammers, voss users. i always encounter them. but especially the sprayers (lolz, once i came up to 2 mechanics with 2 smgs, and they sprayed everywere, and they missed me completely! then i killed them both with a PISTOL! :D), the RDX hoppers (a big disadvantage for friendly fire off servers)

  • stop ! bunnyhoppers are not noobs  !

    thums up if u agree !

  • @VippoV bunnyhoppers (thats me and you ;) ) take advantage of the game and use hopping against the others, so what if others dont like it ! its one of the many ways for us to survive !

  • wait why is using the envirement noob? cus okay than you got a strong gun and they cant hit you properly but its in the envirement and those bunny hoppers are indeed boobs il give you that :P but 6 rammars are actauly sacraficing them selfs most of the time to destroy an enemy tank or walker so its easyer for the team so they are not realy noob in my opnion and well campers is yust something common in every game

  • So if I understand, if I get a kill on you, then I'm a noob ?

    Maybe you should go back and watch the video again, but this time pay attention.

  • So if I understand, if I get a kill on you, then I'm a noob ? :D :D that shouldn't be too hard.

    Plus, what do you consider good, running around with a knife??

    A technique is noobish when most players can counter them. If it's not your case, well, your vid is pointless. Get real

  • lol voss and a noob gun you just hate it because its one popular gun except i use the baur but the ones that actually make a noob is 1. RDX hoppers 2. Jihaders and rammers those are the real noobs except nade spammer that normal evertime i go on titan i see it of course but its not noobish or skill

  • Well if you use the Voss like that, shaking the mouse around, then yeah, of course it's noobish lol. But if you use it properly, then it's a pretty decent weapon. The clip size is really advantageous when you're fighting a bunch of guys one after another, so you don't always have to reload or switch to your pistol.

  • @SteveTheCookie I think he means that the Voss is OP (which it is) and only noobs use it as they can't play without it.

  • hahahah! Voss isnt a noob weapon! its actually very good! why are you saying that??

  • @rsmaker1 Because it's for n00bs and only n00bs use it.

  • @farfromsober I am better at the stock rifle than at the voss. Just don't know how to use it

  • @rsmaker1 the weapon is overpowered and thats why its noob to use

  • seriously krylov has taken voss's throne of built in aimbotism

  • DUDE from my prospective, ur the noob cause u say this is all noobie exept 1 thing-These are some of the best tactics out there if ur on the die side, i can see why. But put yourself in the noobs shoes. You have -25 kills. how will you get those kills back? however you can. This includes everything in here, even voss. You got it the othere way around

  • Haha Voss noob, BAUR-HAR is the real thing to use! :D

  • What the hell do you people have against the Voss?! It's the best weapon in my opinion!

    If you know how to shoot it, you can kill an enemy with 6 bullets, so a full clip can last you at least 5 to 6 kills!!! SHOOT AT THE DARN HEAD!

    It's steady, it has a normal recol, it's 40 bullet mag is more than enough an it looks cool!

    I usually have a 40%-60% accuracy and end up to be the best player with the Voss.

    I like the Baur too, but I rather use the Krylove instead.

    SO WHAT'S NOOBIS ABOUT IT?!

  • @COnCOrd762 voss sucks. its ugly (gotta kill in style), its not too shabby with the kills, but its too steady for my liking.

    BINACHI-LMG FTW!

  • @jerryserver010 With the binachi, you get a low accuracy... I aim to keep mine high :)

    When i play Supply, i only take the shot-gun since the other machine guns are slow and take long to focus... + the darn recol.

  • what about the hackers ? They are real players ?

  • generally i agree but...

    1) SCREW YOU mister. voss owns and you know it, thats why you are scared of it so much.

  • is this 360?

  • What's The Song???

    BTW NICE vid.

    Like

  • LMFAOOO I LOLLED AT No 1!!

    me and my mate have always argued over what assault rifle is best.

    i'm a BAUR type :P he's a VOSS noob.. Clearly it's my win then XD

  • @BIZARR099 Baur all the way! Get that weak ass voss crap outta here!

  • @farfromsober initttt! (Y)

    voss is the perfect noob weapon. large mag, low recoil..-_-"

  • I... I like the default rifles...

  • and the main think..If you are using medik's PK-74 AR-Rocket it means that you can not shoot and you are the worst and the biggest NOOB on the world!!!!

  • wow some of those arent true like finishing an enemy with a entire clip what if there bunny hoping? And Those Titan Guns Arent Noobish They Are Used For Arttilery So Some Of Those Arent True.

  • @Brady736 I'm Not Quite Sure What It Is That You Are Trying To Say.  Sorry You Don't Agree With All Of Them, But I Can't Expect Everybody To Agree.

  • yaay!! i am a noob! ^^

  • The Titan Gun would be a good support weapon, so it's not really noobish. If you have guns coordinating on the ground to where they need fire support it becomes an instrument of strategy. Just sitting in it and firing randomly over the battlefield is a bit nooby though I agree.

  • actulyl 6 doesent mean your a noob it means your a surside bomber lol

  • u r one big noob, simple idiot.

  • you're a noob if you use strategy and use the titan gun really thats not being a noob

  • omg lol ur jus a soar looser this is a war gaim u NOOOB. plz dnt tell me wat 2 doo cuz if u cnt kill me wen i rdx hop u den u jus suk lolol. also ur a noob four making dis video cuz u jus did evrything u sed is noob hahaha ur so dum

  • @ryank720

    zomg nuh uh ur teh noob cuz i bet u do thees tings liek rdx hop n use voss lololol nooooooob juss luk @ teh deskripshun it sez dun call me a nub hurrrrrrrrrrr.

    That was actually hard to type LOL! Miami ROFL!

  • @farfromsober ya it was LOL! Ohio ROFL!

  • @ryank720 learn to write dude...

  • @SexualDelirium i m aktooaly tieping.. god u r dum

  • @ryank720 i no wut a nub lulz hes not riteing hes typeing luuuuuulzorz!

  • THIS GUY IS THE WORSE SORE LOSER EVER

  • the only thing i like about this video was the song maby

  • if u mace vids like that... you are a noob!

  • @tortepasti

    Totally, whoever made this video is a huge noob.

  • lol the vos i the only accurate gun, but i do agree it is kind of a newb gun

    its just like the m16 in bf1942

    about 70% of players on 24/7 berlin use it but own with everything else

    HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE?

    i guess i just dont give a shit anymore

  • I admit that I toss 'nades to protect my titan but I can defend my titan (all by myself) while my team helps to win the round. I WIN GAMES. Love the vid!! :)

  • im a freakan sniper :P

  • Hhahaha, ehh you are noob.

  • Hmm If using Titan guns is noobish , soo why did they put them there :D

    Like --drshaka---- sayed : In war you kill people however you can. ( dont expoiting the game like RDX and ect ) About the Voss , If you got killed by Voss , you dont call that weopon noob'ish . If yes , than you are a noob and can call all the weopons noob'ish :D

  • ... I revive my teamate, i dont be a Vent Camper, a bunny hoper. I don't use nade spam in Corridors. I protect my transport!! i only use titan gun when i want to shoot a bunny hoper. I don't use my car in this way!! I use only controlled burst. RDX bunny hopers are not players but BIG ****!! And I use BAUR... Am I a Noob?? ^^

  • ... I revive my teamate, i dont be a Vent Camper, a bunny hoper. I don't use nade spam in Corridors. I protect my transport!! i only use titan gun when i want to shoot a bunny hoper. I don't use my car in this way!! I use only controlled burst. RDX bunny hopers are not players but BIG SHIT!! And I use BAUR... Am I a Noob?? ^^

  • @seblapin yes

  • @TheK1ll0

    okay je suis un noob mais un noob avec 18k pts (lieutenant or). Et j'emmerde ceux que ca gêne!! donne moi plutôt ton pseudo que je vienne te pourrir en parti

  • @seblapin comment tu sais que je parle francais? anywayje joue plus ca fait longtemps

  • @TheK1ll0 ^^ lol! Ya que les français qui pensent que le Voss est une arme de noob car entre de bonne main, tu est quasi imbattable ^^. c'est pk la plupart des PGM des autre pays l'utilise, délaissant le Baur a cause de sa cadence et de son magasin trop faible XD. et pourquoi je suis un noob, d'abord?? :D

  • @seblapin premierement je suis un russe et non un francais, deuxiemement t noob car t aime pas les rdx hoppers)

  • was ist die musik name? :D

  • This game represents a war. In a war, you kill people however you can. Who cares how it gets done. If someone kills you 10 times a "noob" way, you must suck to let a "noob" kill you that many times......right?

  • @drshaka Stopped taking your post seriously after "a war". It's a game, pure and simple. It's for enjoyment and entertainment, war is not.

  • @farfromsober u ALREADY SAID ITS A GAME and ure just being a sore loser just because people are pwning u in a very cheap way, and its a game abt team work a support from the titan gun is OKAY! i agree with the noob reviving but the nade spamming.. wats wrong with dat as long as it benefits the team its okay only hackers are noobs

  • @farfromsober you got it all wrong he was using that to make a point. think. if you are the noob you will most likley do those things to get a laugh! I see why you say this and youre half right. it is a game. however he is too.It resembles war. But the main point is you should be able to get kills however you want, its (like you stated) a game. you have the legal rights to kill however you want on there

  • @farfromsober While you are right in the sense that war is not for enjoyment and entertainment Drshaka has a very valid point

  • @drshaka that wat im trying to explain them, if u got rdx ed that meens u suck cause u could shout the guy who is running to rdx u ,easily

  • @drshaka Correct.

  • @drshaka dude bf wasnt meant for fuckups who cant win except by bunny hopping or anything thats just weak and rdx is meant to be set behind spots u cant see so u can kill them by surprise

  • @marvik01 When I play, there are always people doing things that I think is silly or cheap. But when you are trying to kill someone, it is anyman for themselves. What is the skill in getting in a tank or walker and shooting people??? A person can pick up the game on day 1 and do that. But if you are always in a tank every round, you are not a noob? You are awesome huh? Again, it is war. I will kill you however I can. Don't like it, KILL ME!!!!!

  • @drshaka It's not a war, it's a game, learn the difference.

  • @farfromsober NO it is a war I thank the same way as you before playing it but when you are in... shit, you get killed from nowhere (I mean fucking aircraft)

  • @SexualDelirium

    OMG you're right! Now I can go around telling my family and friends that I've been in a real war!! I've been shot at and I've killed people! Just like a real war! I'm a soldier, thank you for opening my eyes to what I couldn't clearly see.

    /obvious sarcasm.

  • @drshaka actually ur kinda right its not how u do it but just that u do it ok i need rdx and a hell lot of XP

  • @drshaka Hahahahahahahahahhaha wow... now this is truly an ignorant and bigoted post if I ever saw one. Pathetic, absolutely pathetic. I bet your raped mum is real proud of you kid. Anyways, I was actually thinking of getting this game, looks kinda fun :) But after seeing this video, and the absolutely fucktarded comments here... well no thnx. Cool vid though! xD

  • @drshaka Do US Marines in Afghanistan bunny hop whenever they are being shot at by insurgents?

  • Most halarious video for 2142!!! but ur totally right on all the noobish ways out there! I hate the none revivers on like the knife only servers and stuff

  • hmm ya know ya did all of this i quess so you are a noob also then xD

  • i hate it when people spray my face with the voss while i'm trying to knife them :(

    it's like ok they start shooting, i'm all zig zagging and jumping and shit and they just spray and spray and spray.... and spray and spray and spray and spray and spray and spray... finally either i'm dead or they finally ran out of bullets like ten minutes later so i can go up and stab their organs.

  • @gnarsauce159 bunnyhopper!

    but why's the voss noobish?

  • @Seve8888 it's got a 40 round clip and an insane rate of fire! At range it's not as effective, but I like to knife. People just stand there and spray at me forever and a Voss clip takes a long time to run out.

  • @gnarsauce159 so it's noobish cause it owns u? yes, at short distance it's very effective but as you said: at range it isn't. so it's balanced...

  • @Seve8888 Noooo nonononoo, I didn't say it's NOT effective at range. It's just not AS effective as say a Park, Moretti or Zeller. It's pretty imbalanced, dude. I can Voss snipe people at 80+ meters and it still packs a punch. Don't get me wrong, It's a great gun. I just think that it shows more skill if you can use the Baur, Scar or Krylov. Or even better, break away from the Assault class and rack up some infiltrator pins.

  • #1.  Complete 100% true!

  • I hate the bunny hop RDX it's so noobish and about the Voss well I can't say never have use it.

  • whats wrong with the Voss?

    and the titan guns are easy to take out if they annoy your a noob, other than that funny vid

  • raming is fun but its a very nubish tactic and idk about the titan gun thing but the rest are fine

  • what r u guys talking about, I use my Voss lovingly and sprayingly, then nade spam, then swap kits and rdx spam whilst bunny hopping to a FAV so I can jihad someone........

    nice collation.

  • bf2142 isnt 20 $

  • i dont see the problem with the voss. it seems pretty overpowered but whats the problem if everybody can use it?

    what i often see is noobs shooting with the transporter mg on me while im flying a gunship. its like yelling "here am i shoot me"

  • K This game just sucks so everyone stop complaining how its nooby :) Go get a first person shooter that costs more than $10... you wont regret it....

  • Just get out of here right now.

  • @farfromsober yeah the game does rock big time(its the only shooter i`ve liked so far)

  • @MegaBagel bf2142 is 25$

  • @MegaBagel Question: What country do you live in where BF2142 cost $10 when it was new and how difficult would it be to become a citizen? lol

  • @Spangladesh44 LOL :P I actually live in Canada, and bought it at an EB Games, so its not like I bought it at a flea-market in Saudi-Arabia or something like that xD

  • @MegaBagel Yep this costs more than you said.Just battlefield 2 is critic.

  • @MegaBagel lol

    

  • @MegaBagel this game certainly doesnt suck its the only shooter ive liked so far

  • a band of noobs, why apm was made then?

  • voss nr 1 being  a noob!!! 5/5

  • I am noob at Jihading, RDX camp at Titan and BunnyHop RDX

  • i love lambert because 1 i can rdx hop 2 i can use camo and 3 i can put mines on ladders=D

  • mines on ladders is nuub

  • I totally agree on the medics! I do things like run onto the bridge on suez to revive a rank 4 medic, in the face of 2 walkers a APC and a hover tank ( true story ). We got to cover I poked up my upper torso by crouching, was criticly wounded. And so the guy pulled out the defiblirator ran like 5 feet revived a guy, came back 1 foot and tried to revive me. He failed and ran into the middle of the bridge and got shot by the 2 walkers. That is noob.

  • u know why rdx isnt nooby?cause u can use it in short distances only and u must reach the guy before, so he can easily kill ya before u evn put rdx

  • Do you think before you post this stuff? I won't even dignify that with a proper response.

  • AAaaaaamen!!!!!

    But I had included also the assault rockets!!

  • i don't agree with titan guns and voss but other then that totatlyy agree

  • lats one on number six he got emp so he couldnt do anything

  • 1. going rambo with sniper then get raped

    2.using a crappy mike then talking over it

    also jihading is noob, but so funny!

  • You noobs just named all stuff that can kill you in the game

  • you are also a noob if you use an entire clip to kill an enemy....and you're the support class...

  • Lambert for me is good reasons 1. get camo

    2 mines 3 RDX short camping

  • voss nub agreed 100% too overpowered + accurate KRYLOV ALL THE WAY

  • i agree with all. but you forgot shotgun noobs. they come in no.3

  • NOOB LOL

  • jihad is nooby, but so is calling voss users, titan gunners they are there for a reason, and the shotty if there was a noob cannon it would be that, sprint dive shoot no aim just click instant kill.

  • I'm rarely a jihader, but i have to say is absolutely fun to play as one. =P

    Boom...

  • ok then if rdx was made to destroye vehicles and etc, why are you saying dat jihaders are noobs? they are using it to destroy vehicules

  • ok then, why are you telling that those who use titan guns are noobs?

  • and then for what rdx was made?

  • @TheK1ll0

    I can't believe I even have to answer this. RDX is explosive, it's not made to be put beneath your feet and have it magically kill you enemies within range, but not you who are just as close. That's bordering on exploitation. RDX is made for things guns can't kill or can't kill fast enough; vehicles, fixed guns, titan consoles/cores, etc.

  • so buts bad about voss?or jiharding?i mean walkers and tanks in techniques cause as u say itll be to easy to play, who cares about skills to use rdx if u kill with dis its ok, i call the real noob that one who comes to the KNIFE ONLY SERVWER with a gun

  • @TheK1ll0

    I don't even know what you said, but as for the "so [what's] bad about the voss?", I'm not even going to answer. I've answered this enough times, and i wont do it anymore.

  • ok guys for this guy the real gamer is that one that runs around, never uses technique and his main gun is pistol or knife, the creator of da videwo is a complite noob, the only right rule was n1 - not reviving teammates but athers are absolutly not nooby

  • Yep, you figured me out. It was all just a complete joke, I am in fact the noob here, not those who employ these "techniques" as you call them. It takes a real skilled gamer to hide in a spot throwing grenades or jumping around spamming RDX or crashing gunships etc.

    Nah j/k, you're wrong. FYI, my main gun is the Baur, followed by Pilum then Clarke.

  • jihaders arent noobs

  • ok voss is a good gun and if u think it sucks then u must think the zeller-H advance sniper rifle is a noob gun

  • call of jihad

  • u ra noob if you can't find any capture points

  • im a noob because of lag

  • Whats bad about VOSS? we all know its horrible weapon but why is it noob?

  • it's just too classical and unoriginal i guess

  • What is that supposed to mean?

  • that the Voss is so normal, everyone uses it ;)

  • @Zeopf

    Don't forget Overpowered lol.

  • Voss is a "noob gun", because it has a lot of bullets and it is quite powerfull. It's good for novice. It has also PK rockets, which are easy to use and kill easily.

  • VOSS NUMBER ONE NOOB WEAPON

  • @TigerMeet2142 im goin after lambert carbine that gun rulez