Indiana Jones 4 Sucks (The Ultimate Review No Spoilers)

[TheLightningmikester]

You know why everyone hates this movie? They overthink it when they compare it to the other movies. Sure, it had a little bit of a different taste that the other three, but it's still an Indiana Jones movie, and if you just sit back and watch the movie without critically thinking it, you'd love it! So, to all you haters who call yourselves "true Indy fans", get over it. It's already been made, so get over it.

[jeremyhuskins09]

The movie wasn't bad because of the aliens. Well...it helped make it bad. The movie was bad from the beginning. With the stupid animal instead of a mountain, the stupid Nazi army people playing while listening to Elvis(pointless)You know what, I could go through every scene of this movie and tell you what's bad about it. Shia becoming Tarzan randomly? Monkeys help beat up the bad guys? What?! Please, please, please...tell me to continue. Terrible movie. Every scene..It destroyed my childhood.:/

[Zachthekingsfan]

So let me get this strait...

Indiana Jones films can have

Ghost from a hidden ark

Heart pullings from an evil Hindu god worshipers

A Cup that if you drink from the wrong one will turn you into bones...

...But we can't have aliens??

[dadysgurl666]

@Jedi14sm2 woooooooow!!! I understand your mad at him for dissing a George lucas movie! But really!?! I mean you got to admit....it wasn't as good as the other 3.....I wasn't to happy about the aliens thing myself and I am a huge fan of George lucas films!!!! Just don't freak out and insult @charlestrippy!!!

[Jedi13sm2]

Your review sucks, as does your home decor, earrings, video presentation and mom. :)

[Jamjam476]

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sorry

[SergeantLuke]

I liked Indy 4, but even if I hated it, I would still think this review was terrible.

[CarlChub]

That movie sucked ass I hated Shia Lebouf in it, Harrison Ford acted like he was 80 years old, and there were fucking ALIENS in it. Totally ruined the Indiana Jones franchise for me.

[DarkFoxey]

The indiana movies are based on real things a lady found a crystal skull 50 years ago she dies not that long ago ( she found it in the amazon) indiana jones are my favorite movies

[35rocknroll]

Well, the other Jones movies were Fantasy too you know.

[sulhaq]

If there is a magical rectangular box that when opened, unleashes souls melting your skin,

If there is a chalice that actually grants eternal youth and heals wounds,

If there are fossilized carbon stones that become red-hot when chanted to in Sanskrit,

then, why,

Can there not be Aliens?

I admit it's completely out of character. Just pointing out the whole "OH MY GOD HOW COULD THEY DO THIS" argument is flawed. The magnitude of absurdity is just as profound in the previous three movies.

[starzulu]

who is this nob???

[buhdoble]

You are pretty :3 kisses from argentina :)

[poisionarrowclean]

Is this guy retarded? Or just some troll?

[seventeencandles123]

I have seen way worse videos than this with not nearly as many thumbs down. That's so fucked up.

[IRideBike00000000000]

faggot.

[ActualGaming]

Indiana Jones 4 Sucks (The Ultimate Thumbs down from me)

[lactoseme]

Somebody is in love with himself.

[cobrafreak006]

if i wasnt watching that movie with bunch of friends i woulda walked right out of the theater right when the a-bomb went off.

[Up2Late2]

Alright? That's about the best review I've heard about this movie, did you see the South Park episode about it? Not nearly as kind.

[TK4240]

i kno indiana jones 4 was so lame.

[twilightH1997]

you say really alot just sayin!

[RetroHunter06]

there's no beer in there.... loser

[galaxymilkyway]

i like how there are about the same people who liked the and disliked the video. 

[Secster122]

My friends could not stop loling once they saw this!!

[axelnemeth]

Well I'm just gonna move my pointer over the subscribe button,

aaaaaaand...

not gonna subscribe because of this crap.

[GrassyBanger]

adding about 50 shitty 2 second clips of you saying really? really? really? is not fucking funny

[SayNoToTheism]

Fucking hated it. Survives an atomic blast by hiding i a fridge, nuff said.

[firespray9689]

@SayNoToTheism yeah that was RIDICULOUS!!!!  and how about the part when they come sliding into the campus library at the feet of Tom Hanks' son and all the kid can do is ask Indy for some help with his homework.......and Indy actually answers his question!!!!!!!!!!!! I think the worst part for me though was when Indy's son Mutt started to swing with the monkeys like tarzan and instantly became a pro at it, managing to catch up with the speeding vehicles!!!! lol

[locust4life]

you suck

[luvUtube247]

WOW did Indiana Jones suck!!!!!

Horrible acting..almost as if Harrison knew he shouldn't be doing this film

Horrible effects...Alot of over effects too!!

Terrible script...Script writer needs to be shot!!

Sub Par Plot....wow, he is your son, that's origional!!!..lol

I say if you like this movie, watch the new 1, then watch 1 of the classic's, I don't think you will look at the new IJ the same

And god help us if greed produces another IJ

[HarrisonFordBorstals]

Americans...

[karelpagex]

it sucks ;O

[Chevypimpin1]

CGI sucks!!!

[EstellaRoth901]

it Obama MOVIEPRINCESS [ DOTT ] COM

[squirrelrides]

This movie was the biggest pile of shit I ever seen. It failed on every cinematic level then proceeded to violate morality itself

[katt800]

i dont find why everyone thinks "why did they use stupid aliens?" .....dudes in the first movies there was a box that can make heads blow up a dude that can take peaples hearts out but they can still be alive and a cup that can turn peaple to dust whats wrong with aliens oh and by the way im a huge indy fan so dont think im bashin on the first 3 movies

[Nithralas]

Charlestrippy, you suck

[Emilyfraser66]

I LOVE INDIANA JONES

[Sillyannjunior]

i love the indiana jones movie

alll them

[jen86100]

dude indy 4 had waaayyy to much computer anime maybe they should of done it ols school like the first 3

[garnica456]

I hated the ending.

[orybloodmyre]

Personally, I loved the movie. I think the change from a 1930s and 40s television serial style to a 1950s sci fi movie style was an ineresting transition that worked. It was packed full of the classic humour that the old movies had, along with the over the top fist fights and whip cracking. Strangely Shia Lebouff didnt annoy me like I thought, though I hated the part where he swings thrrough the trees. That was terrible!

[LaurenceRoques]

I loved it too.

[orybloodmyre]

Thanks man! Guess we're a minority huh.

[LaurenceRoques]

Actually, most people liked the new movie. I haven't met many people in person who disliked it. Indy 4 has pretty favorable reviews from fans and critics alike. The film holds an average of 77% on Rotten Tomatoes...

The haters make everyone feel like a minority because their mouth is so loud. The flak Indy 4 has gotten is more than absurd, it is unjust.

[pepperbird]

indiana jones is the best movie ever though the kingdom of the crystal skull was dumb because of all the alien crap.

[antony209494]

too right mate....the only thing he didn't do was flying.much worse than the other indy movies.spielberg has grown old....

[shortpeopleofamerica]

To stevostin...

Alien is an extraterrastrial being.

So stfu and learn the definitions of words. Websters dictionary was made for a reason. To jaydl105.

Get some better insults...

Charles is a genius? Hes kinda got over 200k+ subscribers. K thx.

Goodday.

[stevostin]

you live in a difrent dimension

[jaydyl105]

your super gay and retarded and you stink like your mums ass. long live indy

[kanjocky]

wow jaydyl105, you really like indiana jones when the new movie sucked so much ass, they ran outa ideas and just fucking had to revert to aliens, now thats shit. and whats up with indiana jones fucking beliveing that so called agent? my god

[mumblecody5]

i liked it

[stevostin]

They weren't ALIENS. They were inter-di-mensional beings - in other words, from a diferent dimension- NOT SPACE SO NOT ALIENS

[kanjocky]

yea but thats bullshit i thought indiana jones was a realistic adventurer but come on they couldnt have atleast changed the plot and not revert to fucking diffrent dimension.

[stevostin]

spose your right mate, not enough good old whip crackin in this one.

[TheStuartCarson]

I think people were a little harsh with reviewing this movie. Sure it's not the best one, but it was not a bad film.

[cubbyguy1]

You're right, they were. 1, if you expected it to be perfectly on par with the first 3 you are an idiot. 2, the good things out do the bad and there were some pretty bad parts. 3, it's not like this movie is as bad as the Star Wars prequels. It's like Lucas actually cared about the fans a little bit more and being true to the character of Indiana Jones. Rather than the whack job he did with Star Wars.

[TheStuartCarson]

I didn't think the prequels were ALL bad. i thought episode 3 was the shizz.

[cubbyguy1]

In my opinion the only good thing about the prequels is Ewan McGreggor (minus some of his awful dialog which isn't his fault) and some insane lightsaber duels. Otherwise they are a completely terrible waste of money and aren't worthy of the name Star Wars. The video game The Force Unleashed, while not close to being perfect is much better than the prequel films combined....again that's just what I think.

[nedcooked3]

it wasnt the worst movie i have ever seen in my life. but it wasnt good at all

[SHIZVICKAAYY]

Trippy looks the best in this :)

[jaynyce202]

That my favorite movie

[spacejerk37]

fuck you. They weren't aliens. If you weren't such a dick and paid attention to the fucking movie then you would know.

[GamingShadow01]

yeah there were. weren't you paying attention?

[spacejerk37]

I was paying attention. You obviously weren't listening. I'm not gonna bother explaining it. You sir are a dick

[GamingShadow01]

fine. believe what you believe. i dont give a shit dumbass.

[berner]

That dude's pretty cute

[TrueFaithFan]

indiana jones did suck

[thisizJake]

it WAS the worst ! N it was fukin long

[transcanAngelo]

was't long

[oddmundsetne]

it's not the worst

[TheSpaceoutzone]

sucked to me not enough whip cracking

[SKUNKBALLScom]

WTF.. that thing was a piece of crap

[mattmurd0ck]

I can't believe they waited all this time and then let Lucas write the script.  Lucas has ruined his only other franchise. Karen Allen looked like she would make a good Joker (smile). Shia I guess has to be in every major sci fi movie. I wish this movie had never been made, along with Episodes 1-3 of Star Wars....

[spacejerk37]

Wow this vid sucks. Indy 4 was just as good as the other ones. There's nothing f**king wrong with it.

[Bigmalletrs]

You suck flaming monkey tatas.

[chalkerrulez]

it sucked ass

[sergentleo]

Lol the fucking KGB? they actually made me want to see Nazis!

[kyler288]

lol ya ALIENS totally make the film awsome

(jk)

[Director705]

I liked it a lot, then again, I see it for what it is, a new Indy movie, and besides, it's not SOO ridiculous for using aliens. The other three had a box that melted people's faces, a dude that ripped out peoples hearts, and a glass that gave you immortality. People just thought that was normal because it was all religion, mostly being Christianity.

It's all Sci Fi though.

[Jackyboynerf]

i totaly agree

[coconutandlicorice99]

u know what u suck b*****!!!a hole

[halby720]

ma muori

[matooran]

ijatkotcs tottaly sucks!!!

[grandslamSt]

I thought it was pretty lame compared to the first 3 I just hope that they dont make a 5th one

[SlyGamer56]

worst movie i ever half quarter watched. so boring i couldnt watch it allllll

[renegadesdelbarrio]

i thaght the movie was o??k???

[Ryoku75]

Was this a review or just a set of reactions?

[TrevorSimon15]

fuck no

[TheAssWhiper]

the movie just tied up the story, it wasnt amazing or anything

[DoomSiren]

Indiana Jones 4 If you can even call it part of the series was the biggest let down I have ever seen. The scene with the refrigerator nuclear blast sets the mood for this steamy pile. The entire plot wasnt neccessary it was bad before the funny cgi ending

[crabbypants1978]

Everyone was just out to cash a check in the film

[rarockhopper]

fucking hell wat is this fuck fuck fuck

[ABEY73]

hey it coulve been worse have u ever played the video game? indy fighting zombies people turning into dragons or into a giant bird indy ending up in some alien world with little porcupine aliens now thats way worse than this movie, so give it a chance

[Terriermonxx119]

I thought the movie was fucking bullshit

[FabianoDardano]

27-30 xDDD

[kitkathart]

if you don't like the film then ok but you don't need to go blabbing your big mouths off about how poo it is because this is my opinion of the film, it was great now that's my opinion i'm not judgin everyone else's i just think you could lay off the crap!

[justinjmill]

indy 4 did suck badly, there were parts that felt like an indy film, but it was a let down. People say that you shouldn't compare it to the original film, and i tried to, but they put references of the originals in there and after that it was harder to not think of the originals. Harrison seemed either stoned or drunk in almostevery scene. I can understand the whole alien thing, but come on, i think they could have done better than what they gave us.

[MrFreeman420]

really!? you're a faggot?!

[latinogh3player]

sux

[TrashTalkinJuicers]

If your intention was to annoy the audience with pointless editing congratulations.

[eami111]

really......

[jacksprack73]

An iconic film character deserved a better death then this crap-o-rama  4 was so horrible that it should have been left on the cutting room floor or better yet locked in a crate stacked in a huge warehouse never to be seen again.

[ShamW0W]

... I hear a lot of ppl talking about how "over the top" it was, I wonder how realistic they thought the original films were... If you can stand to watch the old ones I really don't think the new one was all that screwed up, maybe a bit more out there but not as bad as ppl make it seem. It was okay.

[joeyfalcone]

is anyone else sick of this bullshit youtube editing..its so fucking annoying!

[Ndirsc2]

I loved "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." And that's the majority opinion.

[gracefulangels]

I watched the Indy film on the plane coming back from USA to Australia and I swear I was ready to rip open that tiny window and let the air pressure suck me right out into the Pacific ocean!!!

[shwammy27]

the wort movie ever, it sucked!

[PolarBearMath]

You are the gayest dickwad ever

[HingYok]

I always have a feeling that they did Indy 4 like that because other new action movies today are too over the top. And maybe they don't like people borrowing ideas from Indiana Jones (the Mummy for example).

[merrimac291]

Crystal Skull was a better video than this review.

Ahhh, I can't stand people who think they're funny (when they're not).

[ImABuddhist]

we just stood by and did nothing while they raped him, Stan, we didnt do anything.

There was nothing we could do Kyle!

Yes, we could have done something! We shouldnt have just let our friend be raped like that!

[Triggerman29]

they raped him...omg they raped him, it was horrible

[TheCraneOfTruth]

WTF is the best way to describe this movie. I dont know how many times I saw scenes that were just so over the top and made no sense at all and somehow they still got put into the film. I learned that you can swing through trees on vines with a bunch of monkeys to attack the Soviets trying to steal some alien skull! Ohh and to survive an atomic bomb all you need to do is go inside a refrigerator, thats it, nothing else.

[napkindispenser]

It was actually pretty good. Obviously, it wasn't as good as Raiders of the Lost Ark, but at least it still had potential (good fighting scenes, chases, tomb raiding, etc.) I'd give it a 7.5 out of 10.

[stringrw]

U people suck if you think that Indiana Jones 4 was terrible

[stringrw]

I disagree The new movie was very great compared to the old Star wars movies

[chupiie]

nohe does not suck

[FoxMulderXFOxx]

i dig the archaeological stuff related to the Nazca, Moche, Inca and pre-Columbian historical references because of my own archaeology and history background and i love the X-Files.

the 1950's soda shop greaser vs. jock morotcycle stuff was sort of cool.

like Indy meets StarGate meets The Outsiders meets X-Files with Ancient Astronaut alien story. but that irritating cliche British quasi-back stabbing colleague was tedious plot variable, extraneous to enjoyment.

insulting to our intelligence.

[FoxMulderXFOxx]

i agree. i hate Nazis but really wanted to see them again. i have a sick fixation.

i get sadistic pleasure seeing Nazis get beat to a pulp. what happened? KGB!? w/e. Cate Blanchett was so sexy as KGB! yum! but other than that, anti-climactic. no Nazis. at least have it take place DURING WWII where both KGB Soviets AND Nazis battling. YA! DBL beating! Indy could have befriended Soviets against the Nazis then later still kick Soviet ass. you so dropped the ball, Lucas!

WTF were you thinking!?

[Usul573]

It's really not bad at all

It's different, but that doesn't mean it's bad

[kobesux13]

it sucked ballz

[Ikimono]

Gay Alert.

[dustin9691]

WHY WHY, Steven Spielberg RAPED INDIAN JONES !

[LeSuperAmi]

Spielberg and Lucas raped Indiana Jones ... WHY DID THEY GOD DAMNIT THE ORIGINAL 3 WERE SOOO GOOD ... WHY !!!!!

[drcurien123]

If aliens is far fetched, then so is discovering that Jesus exists, God exists, and Kali.

[LiverpoolFC468216]

you fucking idiot, Aliens are sci-fi, Indiana Jones is about different Religions and Ancient Civilizations, not Aliens.

So yeah, discovering that Jesus, God and Kali exists is not far fetched compared to discovering that Aliens exist

I suggest, watch your stupid Kingdom of the Plastic Skull and leave the original 3.

There are only 3 Indiana Jones movies-

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

[skankinruby]

Indiana Jones isnt supposed about anything but Indiana Jones. There was never a rule to stick to biblical shit. They made so much more sense when they werent really dark cuz they were supposed to be funny and almost like a spoof. Temple of doom was the worst one that one was not funny at all. People hate this one strictly cuz it had aliens in it which makes no fucking sense, the acting was just as good as the others.

[LiverpoolFC468216]

Bible is not shit, and yes, Harrison Ford did a great job in this film, but I thought that his acting in the original 3 was better because that time he was more younger and did his own stunts.

And Temple of Doom is not the worst, it may be the weakest of the original 3 but it does not suck at all, I still found it great and funny.

This movie was just plain shit, George Lucas needs to do us a favour and just sit in his bathroom making CGI shit, and stop making more movies

[drcurien123]

Retard, don't you know? Crystal can't be cut like that! It would shatter!

[coffinyursize]

Finally someone who agrees. All the others kicked ass but this one left me in What The Fuckery. *High Five*

[drcurien123]

I'm sorry, but I liked it. How could you say it was bad? Let me compoare Raiders to KOTCS. Bad guys R: Nazis, real bad K: Soviets, real bad Mystical artifact R: Ark, very powerful and scary K: Skull, essentially very powerful and definitely scary Some weird sh*t happens R: People's faces melt K: People get toasty Indiana proves something likely not to be ever proven R: Ark exists, God must be real K: Aliens exist, Aliens must real

[bayareagooner]

well first off the soviets aren't that bad, nothing compared to the nazis. and second off this movie didn't make any sense at all compared to the others

[LiverpoolFC468216]

I agree on Soviets, but Crystal Skull and Alien concept sucked, it should have had the same religious feel the first 3 did, I dont mean, another adventure in Asia, it could have been about some ancient civilization in Peru, maybe Incas.

[coffinyursize]

okay, when you put it like that i feel stupid. You win. Nice job

[16Jason16]

That wasn't even a review, and besides it is one of the best films I have seen since Star Wars Episode III.

[drewvangisawsome]

it was okay but i hated the whole alen thing at the end

[Ralokone]

please give valid reasons

instead of slapping your own face

and repeating the same words

and showing trading cards for some reason

are you upset because they arent wrapped in

bubble gum like cards used to be

[nat31111]

Aliens and Indiana Jones?!

perfect combo

jk

[nt2damax]

it was alright. not as good as the first three but what do you expect. THE GUYS OVER 60

[Usul573]

heh, more like they'd already used their best ideas and material

And the expectations of today versus like 1981

Not bad at all though

[GazzaThaDude]

I saw Indy 4 in the cinema with my girlfriend. As it was a very anticipating movie, we both expected a big intro but it was shite. What was Spielberg thinking?

[UFOGTRS]

indy 4 is a rip off from the Mummy Returns at the end

[dannyglv789]

it was horrible. i was amazed that they would even releas that sht.

[rileyquinn94]

I'm sure you could do much better.

[rawrXitsXsamm]

i didnt like the 3rd one, i only watched like, 30 minutes of it and then left

[matthlowder]

if you have to edit a certain way to come across as funny... you're probably not funny.

[Destructo7]

haha i liked Indy 4, i will admit i had a couple of "C'mon!" and one 0:40 but a great film indeed.

[rddooley]

This movie made The Zohan look good and then they threw Shia Lebeough in to really make sure it stunk.

[AntiNBBForce]

no, just.... no.

[zacafreakingriah]

Coming out of the theatre on the opening night 1201 showing of this beast

NO ONE came out of that movie happy, all i heard was "lets just forget we were ever here and maybe itll just be like some kind of bad dream" "wow....that movie sucked" and the classic "REALLY?!"

no one came out of that theatre happy cause we were expecting youthful indy with his wittyness and some hot girl (not some old flame that died out as soon as temple of doom came out) and fucking NOT SHIA LEDEOUCHBAG

[Odbarc]

Why do they call him Indiana when his name is Henry?

[Sykes259]

Becasue his dog was called Indiana. and he didnt like being called Henry Jr. Or just Junior, (His dad was called Henry). So he took that lol.

[LaurenceRoques]

Indy 4 was AMAZING!!! AHHH!!!!

I'm glad you were being sarcastic, otherwise I would have had to send someone after you.

[Jahofnietdan]

French people piss me off

[LaurenceRoques]

Look man...it shouldn't make you angry that I like a perfectly fine movie...I mean...it was more than perfectly fine...it was great and yet your get irritated with me about it. Oh, and I am AMERICAN! I just have some French in me. Chill out and do your research.

P.S. Just sit back and enjoy the film.

[Jahofnietdan]

I hated the movie, but French people just piss me off.

[LaurenceRoques]

I feel bad for ya man. That you cant enjoy the greatest film this year. What a pity. Oh, and don't say The Dark Knight was the greatest...it was a "good" movie but a bit disappointing and certainly not great. Indy lives forever and he is back in the most exciting movie since The Last Crusade. Though Raiders is the greatest film EVER made. Hands Down.

[igotnadathree]

Indy 4 sucked. The Dark Knight and Raiders are two amazing films.

[305FAHLYF]

well it aint the best movie ever made!!

[kairosan]

The movie didn;t fly too well, but hey They didn;t have to go too far to advertise the movie

[CCGVideos]

the 4th one sucked the others where good

[indianajonesSUCKS]

indiana jones sucks

[VoiceOverGods]

lol did u guys see the part when the kid swung in the forest w/ monkeys. horrible movie

[NostalgiaToday]

I could not believe what I was seeing. It was so bad I'd rather, eat the dvd, shit it out, eat it, and shit it out all over again, than see this piece of shit again. Not only was it the worst Indiana Jones ever, but it was the worst Hollywood movie of the 21st century. And yeah, there's been a lot of them. I grew up watching Hollywood movies of the 80's, and to see them violated for the sake of money hurts. Culture belongs to the people, so when you fuck with culture, you're fucking with us!

[smallvile1992]

best indy film ever

[ShAuNaGh123]

Haha i love this video!!

I didn't go see the movie....harrison ford is TOO old!!

[MoFo6000]

.. Completely changed everything about him and his profile picture and his background. But he still is a faggot and he also obsesses with jack sparrow and doctor who. I just want people to agree with me and comment on his channel and make fun of him and telling him to get a life. His channel is doctorwho21403

[naouija]

I really like the movie

[RandomProduct]

Indiana Jones 4?

There's no 4th movie.

And if you try to prove me wrong, I'll punch you in the face.

[TheOneThatWasnt]

ur wrong and theres no way u can punch me in the face so u suck

[RandomProduct]

*punches TheOneThatWasnt in the face*

[TheOneThatWasnt]

no u didnt

[eletronicguru]

it was okk.. wasnt as bad as Vantage Point.

that movie licked monkey dick.

[Betelgeus3]

it was alright, id give it a 7/10